Chapter 986: Litong Two Bows (I)
Song Lingwen was born in a poor family, but he was determined to become a master, so he not only read poetry and books diligently, but also practiced swords and sticks, and he was good at drilling camps.
However, when it comes to the most proud thing, there is no better thing than giving birth to a good son......
Song Zhiwen can speak at the age of one, smart and clever, can recite famous poems at the age of three, is sensitive and studious, and is called a "prodigy".
There is a son like this, the glorious lintel is just around the corner, and the Song family can also jump from a humble family to a scholarly family, how can Song Lingwen be unhappy?
Fang Jun's eyes changed when he looked at Song Lingwen again.
To be able to raise such a selfish and vicious son, it seems that this person's character will not be much better. Although Song Zhiwen is talented and famous, it is a pity that his character is extremely despicable and despised.
Song Zhiwen is a model of talent and virtue!
Li Tai introduced the last guest to Fang Jun: "This Mr. Xiao Deyan is a descendant of the Xiao family of Lanling, a nobleman of the Southern Dynasty, and the same clan as the Duke of Song. ”
This person is also dressed as a scholar, but his white face is slightly fat, and he looks more like a businessman who is kind and wealthy, and he laughed at himself when he heard this: "Why does Your Highness give a certain gold and jade? It's just a side branch of the Xiao family, and Song Guogong has already been out of five blessings. When the Great Sui Dynasty overthrew the Southern Dynasty, the ancestors of the family took our children and grandchildren to migrate to Chang'an, and did not return to the ancestral land of Lanling for many years. ”
There is a bit of embarrassment.
From the chaotic war of the Northern and Southern Dynasties to the rise of the Great Sui and then to its demise, this is the most turbulent era in the Central Plains in less than a hundred years. During this period, how many heroes rose, how many warriors fell, how many heroes met, and how many people were displaced?
Even the Xiao family, a wealthy family that has been inherited for hundreds of years, still can't take care of the side branches, and is like the ordinary people who are displaced and struggling to survive.
I'd rather be a peace dog than a chaotic person!
Xiao Deyan raised his glass to Fang Jun.
Du Chuke interjected with a smile: "We are familiar, but Erlang is the first time to get together, is it not to get Erlang drunk with such politeness?" Besides, there is no need for such politeness at a banquet, and if we each tell a joke, who can't make everyone laugh and give them a drink? ”
Li Tai laughed and said: "This king still thinks that Du Changshi will propose to improvise poems and fly flowers to pass on those elegant methods, how can they be so cheesy?" ”
Xiao Deyan laughed and said, "Your Highness is trying to harm us? Erlang's poetry is unparalleled in the world, if it is more than improvisational poetry, it is difficult for us to shoot horses. And it is a harsh winter at the moment, but there is no flower order, Du Changshi's proposal is very good. ”
Li Tai nodded and said, "It's this king who was confused, and he almost dug a pit and buried himself...... Let's start with this king. ”
And all the people looked at him.
Li Tai pondered for a moment and said, "Che Yinying is reading, and Sun Kang Yingxue is reading, both of which are elegant things. One day, Sun Kang went to worship Cheyin, but he didn't meet him, and asked where he was going, and the doorman said: "I went out to catch fireflies." A few days later, Che Yin returned to pay homage to Sun Kang, and when he arrived at Sun's house, he saw Sun Kang standing in the courtyard and asked, "Why don't you study?" Sun Kang sighed and said, "I don't think it's snowing today." ’”
The crowd burst into laughter.
Reading and reading in the snow are originally elegant things that have been spread among the people, and these two are also famous all over the world because of their studiousness. But when it came to the mouth of King Wei, he didn't read during the day and went to catch fireflies and wait for the evening to read again, and the other one was even worse, he had to wait until it snowed to study in the snow, and he actually stood in the courtyard and waited for the snow to fall in normal times......
Everyone laughed, so everyone drank together, but Li Tai didn't drink.
However, Li Tai is good at winning people's hearts, so naturally he will not sit upright, so he accompanied him for a drink.
It was Du Chuke's turn.
Du Chuke said: "There are people who give birth to a baby in the seventh month of pregnancy, and their husbands are afraid that they will not be able to raise it, so they will ask when they meet people. One day, I talked to my friend about this, and my friend said, 'It's okay, my ancestor was born in seven months.' The person was stunned and asked, "Please tell me, did Ling Zu raise a big man after all?" ’”
The crowd laughed again and raised their glasses to drink.
How stupid is this person, if the ancestor of his friend has not been raised, where did this friend come from?
Next is Xiao Deyan.
Xiao Deyan pondered for a moment with a smile, and then said: "A new daughter, there is a two-year-old child as a matchmaker, and he angrily said: 'My daughter is one year old, and your child is two years old; If my daughter is ten years old, you will be twenty years old. Anderson is this old son-in-law? When his wife heard this, she said, "You are mistaken, my daughter is one year old this year, and she will be with her next year, how can you not allow it?" ’”
The family doesn't know how to count......
And they drank again.
Pushing the cup and changing the lamp, the atmosphere in the banquet gradually became lively, and everyone drank less.
Fang Jun drank well, and to his surprise, Xiao Deyan, who was white and fat, did not change his face like him. Song Lingwen has the worst wine, and the amount of alcohol is also poor, and his face is red from drinking, is it foul language, Fang Jun frowned several times.
A few rounds later, when it was Song Lingwen's turn again, this person was red-faced and spewing wine, his eyes flickered and he thought for a long time before he said: "The husband and wife drink together, and the wife persuades the husband to give orders." The husband said: 'What can I do without a colorless basin? "The wife pointed to her waist and said, 'The color basin is here, and I want you to do the sex order, not the wine order.'" The husband said, 'Yes.' So he untied his trousers and made it, but it was not hard. The wife shouted, 'If the commander does not raise it, he should be fined a cup.' 'Waha......"
The color basin is a kind of drinking instrument, similar to the dice throwing in later generations......
After speaking, Song Lingwen laughed to himself.
But no one in the room laughed, and they were all embarrassed.
But Du Chuke's face was already pale, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out!
Fang Jun glanced at Song Lingwen, who was laughing, with disdain, and then at Li Tai, who looked uncertain but never made a sound, and was displeased.
Everyone knows that Du Chuke was only inhumane because he was injured when he was a child, and now he is nearly half a hundred years old, not only has no children and no daughters, but he doesn't even have a concubine by his side. The reason why he was willing to be unknown in the Wei Wangfu was probably because of the psychological shortcomings caused by this incident......
That other people's pain is fun, Song Lingwen's literati are really shameless.
But Fang Jun naturally wouldn't blame it so shallowly on character problems.
He could see that Song Lingwen's eyes were quite strange when he looked at Du Chuke, with a deep disdain and deep jealousy.
Is it jealous that Du Chuke is deeply respected by Li Taixin, so he took the opportunity to attack Du Chuke's prestige?
But no matter what, Li Tai should reprimand Song Lingwen at this moment and protect Du Chuke's face. Since Li Tai has never spoken, it means that Du Chuke is actually not as important as Song Lingwen in Li Tai's heart, or Song Lingwen is now Li Tai's best to envelop him......
Where is Song Lingwen more valuable than Du Chuke?
Fang Jun couldn't think of it even if he thought about it, there was only one thing......
Soldiers!
Song Lingwen is the general of the right Xiaowei, and he is in charge of the palace guard.
Fang Jun sighed slightly, Li Tai is impetuous and unwilling to be lonely, I am afraid that he has his own plan in his heart.
He didn't want to stay here anymore.
But before leaving, he had to teach this Song Lingwen a lesson......
Fang Jun didn't drink, looked at Song Lingwen and said, "This joke is not funny at all, so Your Excellency punishes drinking." ”
Song Lingwen didn't smile when he saw anyone, nodded and said, "I am willing to lose the bet and drink under the table." ”
I drank four glasses in a row, but my heart was very refreshing.
Li Tai, the king of Wei, has been wooing him, and he is also happy to take refuge in the big tree of the king of Wei. He thinks that he is talented, and the reason why he is now only a mere Zhonglang general is just because of the restrictions of his family background, he has no roots under his feet, and there is no one in the court.
He is skilled in bowing and well-read, which of those top bosses can compare with himself? It's just that they have a good family background one by one, and they have caught up with the good time of the founding of the Tang Dynasty, so they are in high positions one by one.
As long as he can climb the towering tree of His Royal Highness King Wei, who else can suppress his own rise?
General Wei is like taking something in his pocket, and the general is not impossible to fight, even if it is the twelve Wei generals, one day he will definitely be able to reach it!
But Du Chuke slandered from time to time about how frivolous his personality was and how his moral character was defective, but the king of Wei trusted him very much. ! An inhumane wasted person, relying on the reputation of his ancestors and brothers, what qualifications can he say about me?
Today I want to humiliate you in front of everyone, and see what kind of face you have to be arrogant in front of Lao Tzu? His Royal Highness the King of Wei has countless scribes and scholars, which onion are you? But there are not many people who are in charge of military power like me, and even if I insult you, I guess His Royal Highness King Wei will not blame him.
Sure enough, Li Tai was silent......
Song Lingwen's face is colorful, and his heart is very cool.
Fang Jun watched Song Lingwen finish drinking and smiled: "It's my turn......"