Chapter 87: My Dog's Legs

That's right, Gongsun Yonghao is Li Xiangqian's dog's leg.

Gongsun Yonghao is a Korean ethnic group in Liaodong, but he is in Liaodong, this person has no face, and he served as the leader of the party in the war in Liaodong, of course, this person jumped up and down, and made contributions to helping the Liaodong army screen Korean beauties, and he was very satisfied.

Not to mention that this person is still a learning talent, when he helped temporarily match the camp prostitutes for the Liaodong army, he drew inferences from one another, was very active, and even ran to ask an elder what kind of woman he liked, and the elder said very disdainfully, "I want a hammer woman!" ”

Well, as we know, that's for the Sichuan elders.

I didn't expect this shameless guy to really engage in the so-called hammer woman, which makes people laugh and cry, but this kind of indiscriminate thing, it is really appropriate to hand it over to this kind of person, he does this kind of thing.

In the case of understanding that blocking is better than sparse, Li Xiangqian also turned a blind eye to the behavior of his soldiers to find happiness, of course, the principle must be clearly recognized, people who mess with the relationship between men and women are destined to not climb too high, while people with families and harmonious families are absolute pluses, and at the same time control their behavior and instill in them the tradition of being careful of AIDS.

Although this Gongsun Yonghao is inferior, his ability to fool people is very strong, and the men prostitute him...... Oh no, it was after prostituting him to be a pimp and training a woman, and he said it was good, but Li Xiangqian has always had no good face for him.

Today, how did it come to an end.

Gongsun Yonghao was naturally even more boneless, lowered his head, and said: "The little one is not, the mother-in-law of this family has to sell it, I can't stop it, and I didn't expect that this woman was won by you, and it was also her blessing......"

Li Xiangqian glared at him coldly, and suddenly remembered a book he had read before, which said proverbs: When you meet a tyrannical, shameless, and radical person, don't despise him, God doesn't know what kind of fate he has suffered to create such a person.

In this kind of troubled times, it seems that only this kind of person can live, and maybe even live better, imagine the future generations, in North and South Korea, the three stars in the south are basically the loyal lackeys of the Japanese devils back then, and the ...... in the north

Li Xiangqian pursed his lips and said: "Okay, the work here in Henan can come to an end, and soon the army will open up the south and expand the territory, and there will be no orders for you, you can go to Vietnam to make a fortune." ”

Li Xiangqian secretly remembered that it seemed that the British Empire did just that, sending all the scum in its own country out to harm the poor ghosts and ordinary people in the third world, and as for the wailing of those ordinary people, it was naturally not in the thinking of the lord of the House of Lords.

Gongsun Yonghao nodded as if he wanted to get close to Li Xiangqian, and said: "Thank you for the opportunity to make a fortune from the elders, my Gongsun family has been the lackeys of the Li family for generations, and they will live forever ......and forever."

Li Xiangqian didn't believe this person's nonsense, such a guy who could blow Sister Feng into Sister Chiling, he couldn't believe what he said at all.

Li Xiangqian paced back slightly, there was no one around, but said: "Go to the imperial capital to apply for a license, with a license, your behavior in the South China Sea is all endorsed by the Presbyterian Council, the first batch of orders, Australia's reclamation people want women, these women don't think about it locally, go and buy Vietnamese women, Vietnamese brides, you have to pay for it." ”

Gongsun Yonghao nodded and left without shame, Li Xiangqian looked at him, not knowing what he was thinking, but after waiting for a while, he turned his head and glanced at Zhou Qiaoshi next to him, but she looked frightened, half-lowered her head, and squatted there at a loss.

Li Xiangqian said: "Get up, your mother-in-law and I will help you get rid of you, you are free." ”

Zhou Qiaoshi said in fear: "Uncle, that person is your person...... He ......"

Li Xiangqian understood what she was worried about, it was nothing more than worrying that she would escape from the fire pit, but she drilled into the fire pit by herself, just smiled and said: "There's nothing to care about, it's a dog I raised, I occasionally forgot to tie the chain, and I was killed, I was reluctant, I will drive away and go overseas next month, and I will harm outsiders." ”

Li Xiangqian didn't believe what the mother-in-law was asking for, it was nothing more than the psychology of the half-old woman who had died of her son, and a few of the seven aunts and eight aunts, a daughter-in-law who was young and intact, but did not help her son continue his life and succeed, watching her grow up with youth and beauty, it was simply poisoning.

The mother-in-law's psychological estimation itself is not good, coupled with the praising of Gongsun Yonghao, a bastard who spits lotus flowers, this deal is also done.

It can't be helped, it's just that some people like to watch other people suffer.

Zhou Qiaoshi retreated in cringe, she got up slightly, she didn't know what to do, and now she went out to do things, and she was even more afraid of being caught up by her mother-in-law's family.

Li Xiangqian said: "Okay, let's go and get busy by yourself, we don't raise idlers here, you have to think about it yourself, if you are allowed to leave, you can fend for yourself, what should you do." ”

Zhou Qiaoshi was stunned for a moment, then immediately knelt on the ground and said, "Uncle, please don't drive me away." ”

Li Xiangqian said: "No one drove you away, it's just that sooner or later we have to leave and return to the imperial capital, you are a woman, recall carefully, what other relatives can you go to." ”

"Even if it's a relative, how can it be relied on these days."

Li Xiangqian sighed and said: "You see, this is the case in the world, there is one good and no two good, I admire a woman like you, I know that it is a fire kang, well, it does have something to do with me, but as I said before, it was one of my dogs, and I didn't know what he was doing behind my back." ”

Zhou Qiaoshi shook his body, suddenly leaned closer, and said, "Uncle, I am willing to serve your daily ......."

Is this a temptation, Li Xiangqian didn't expect her to say this, but he didn't take it too seriously, there was no shortage of women around him to sleep with, but the kind of completely reliable one is rare, this Zhou Qiaoshi is different from other women, it seems that he has read a little book, knows how to salute, and knows how to be honest, seeing that he was almost sold into the fire pit, he immediately turned around and fled, but he was unlucky and fled into the place where he was supposed to be "served".

After thinking about it carefully, he still refused, he said with a smile: "I have too many things, I'm afraid it will delay you, but you don't have to be afraid, in our place, it's not impossible for a lone woman to do things by herself, well, are you literate." ”

Zhou Qiaoshi immediately nodded and said, "I learned it when I was a child, and during the Chinese New Year, I also wrote Spring Festival couplets for my neighbors." ”

Li Xiangqian remembered what he had seen in the past, the women's federation in the imperial capital held a meeting, and the women who couldn't be mobilized at all also sighed, feminist feminism, often women themselves drop the chain first, in China in later generations, feminism has become a joke, but it is not a man's problem, but many women are willing to degenerate themselves to objectify themselves, without a million luxury cars, villas and houses cannot be married, and she has to be responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and you are responsible for earning money to support the family, well, very interesting.

Of course, men don't care much about such foolish women, but when you think about it, it's a joke in itself.

Fortunately, in the future, a large number of foreign girls will come to fill it, and even if the Mimeng party howls again, they can only watch the men who have been changed by the elders crawl to Ukraine to marry blonde girls.

The real problem is that in later generations of China, too many bad examples have been set, and the real strong women are all black and incomplete, and all kinds of women who rely on their bodies to flatter old men to get benefits occupy the sight, naturally no one is willing to do things well.

We still have to set a model.

Typical of this kind of thing, it is like a fishing bait, and the best effect is that after it is set up, countless foolish fish will follow it.

"Since literacy is also a scarce resource, why don't you want to improve it?"

Looking at the woman's quiet and bowed appearance, Li Xiangqian suddenly remembered a person, a nun who was spread in the old time and space to save people, but after really peeling her skin, she was just a liar who specialized in defrauding people from all over the world.

The question is interesting.

In the 21st century, a man who has nothing, many times, can steal a dog on the street, first take a beautiful photo of the dog, and then all kinds of photos of being properly cared for, and then ruthlessly, beat the dog with a blue nose and swollen face, and then take a photo, at this time, you can post the photo on the Internet.

When I posted the photo, I was very particular, basically it was a big V release on Weibo, first posting a photo of the dog being beaten with a blue nose and swollen face full of scars, claiming that he rescued a dog daddy, people are really not human, dare to hurt such a cute animal.

Then, naturally, there will be another childcare, announcing a donation of 10,000 yuan to help heal dog injuries, and once the remaining heat is launched, countless people can be mobilized to besiege those who refuse to donate, scolding them for not loving.

Things can be hyped up slowly, and donations are coming one after another, after all, according to the law of twenty-eight, there are eight percent of the world...... It's not very smart, and then, the drama meat is coming, and you send the first photo, the dog is not injured, saying that the dog has thanked everyone for their donations, and now it has been raised fat and strong, healthy and healthy.

What happens after that?

After the heat passes, the masses of people who have only 3 minutes of memory will naturally forget the story of this dog, but go to find the next hot spot and continue to eat human blood steamed buns, oh no, it's dog blood steamed buns, as for that dog, the devil knows whether it was stewed or boiled.

This is the masses of our time.

Li Xiangqian naturally knows these ways, but the threshold here is extremely high, and if you want to make a fortune with it, you don't have a huge investment, how can you afford those big V numbers? But in this plane, the solution is very good.

The elders have extremely high experience in how to stir up the masses and turn public opinion to their side.

In fact, the ancients were also masters in this regard, for example, at the end of the Qing Dynasty, a warlord Zeng Guofan, with soldiers and food, and a large number of military leaders were tied to his hands, and the court was naturally afraid of his rebellion, but afterwards, he found an opportunity, but he sent this person into the eighteenth layer of hell.

There was a lesson plan in Tianjin, in fact, the case is very simple, the Tianjin church adopted a lot of children, and a lot died under the plague, so they were naturally buried nearby, but under the heavy rain, the buried children were washed out and found at the same time.

Of course, the church is a thorn in the side of many people, on the one hand, it is the people whose interests have been eroded, on the other hand, there are indeed many bastards who have joined the church, hoping that this church can reap the benefits, so the two sides are combined, and it is impossible to pull hatred.

Many people have rumored that foreign clergy used the nursery to adopt children under the guise of a disguise, but in fact they kidnapped and killed children for medicinal purposes.

Of course, this is not right, of course people in later generations know that children can't make medicinal materials, but in an era when people still believe in all kinds of strange medicinal materials, it's really not to say, there are many such rumors in Journey to the West, as for the gods and incense heads from all walks of life, they are waving flags and shouting in the back.

This is also an opportunity, this kind of thing, no matter who does it, is a thunderbolt.

So Zeng Guofan was pushed over, this time, he found that it was a pit, if he investigated it as it was, he would find that there was nothing wrong, but under the anger of the masses, where is there any reason to talk about?

The fact is what I think, if not, it must have been tampered with by you, under this brainwashing logic, there is no way to communicate at all, Zeng Guofan, who wants to explain the situation, does not understand what happened at all, even if he has been in the sea all his life, the oil and slippery seven promotions in ten years, the ruthlessness of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and the viciousness of shaving his head, but he still collapsed all of a sudden.

In that year, after the Tianjin teaching case, in less than a year, Zeng Guofan, a person who had a good chance to be the emperor, gradually died of illness.

In this, no one really knows whether there was the imperial court at that time to help the trouble, but Li Xiangqian understands that if you don't occupy the position of public opinion, others will naturally occupy it.

The elders are a group of coarse people, or straight intestines, who have no concept of the skills of public opinion control, and they are not simply piling up fake news, but through the guidance of journalism and psychology, the masses are like blind sheep.

For example, when Li Xiangqian was very young, there was such a farce on the Internet, it was the beginning of 2018, probably in February, there was an earthquake on an island with insufficient IQ on the southeast coast, but the locals accused the Chinese of not caring and releasing goodwill......

This story tells us that we should never think that the masses are rational, that there are more than ten people, and that the lower limit and grade are extremely inferior.

Although he found that Zhou Qiao's was still a virgin, but after thinking about it again, he didn't think much about it, and took her to take a few books, all of which were simplified Chinese templates, and it would take a certain amount of time for the excavation of this Yin Ruins to be completed, but it is inevitable to transform it into a cultural resort and even an education base, so it is inevitable that people will be needed.

(End of chapter)