Chapter 162: The Anger of an Honest Man Is Like Thunder (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
When Wang Datong was still in a daze, the old confused two fists had already pinched the anger in the palm of his hand, and punched the big mouth in the face.
In just three seconds, all the students present finally reacted.
Everyone rushed up and separated Lao Mi and Wang Dazui.
"What are you doing here?"
solemnly hugged the waist of the old confused Zhang Jian, and lifted him away from the scene.
The old confused eyes were red, as if he had swallowed gunpowder, the person was solemnly dragged away, and his two feet were still desperately kicking in the direction of Wang Dazui, and he scolded himself: "I'll let you say this stinky big mouth!" I'll let you talk nonsense! β
"Holy! What nonsense did I say! What am I talking about!? Let me go! I'm going to beat this son of a bitch! Don't stop me! Wang Datong was also angry, he didn't understand what he had done wrong.
Isn't it just singing "The Love of the Slender Man"?
As for it?
"What are you all doing!"
Luo Xiaoming's roar finally calmed down the two sides.
"Stand up for me!"
In the heavy rain, Luo Xiaoming was wearing a raincoat, and water droplets were dripping on his hat.
He walked around the scene twice, looked at Wang Datong, and then looked at the old confused.
"What's going on!? You two don't have too much energy! β
Wang Datong and Lao Confused both knew that this was going to be bad, so they both lowered their heads and didn't speak.
"Wow! It seems that there has been too much professional training and too little physical training lately, and you don't have a place to vent your excess energy, right? Luo Xiaoming walked up to the old confused and asked loudly: "Zhang Jian, tell me!" What happened! β
Before the old confused could answer, Wang Dazui preemptively said it.
"Report to the squad leader! I don't know what's going on, he rushed over and hit me for no reason! I think that this person is mentally ill, and it is recommended to send him to the hospital for examination! β
"I didn't ask you!" Luo Xiaoming turned around and yelled at Wang's mouth.
The king bowed his head in amusement.
"You say!" Luo Xiaoming stared at the old confused, he knew that this person was actually quite honest, and he really wanted to know the truth of the matter from the old confused mouth.
The old man hooked his head in a daze, thought for a moment, and said angrily: "Wang Dazui is teasing female soldiers." β
"I-" When Wang Dazui heard this, his hair exploded, "Why am I molesting female soldiers?" Didn't I just sing two lyrics! Why am I digging up your ancestral grave!? β
As he spoke, he touched the corner of his mouth.
Just now, the old confused punch hit it, and the teeth broke the skin in the mouth, and now it is bleeding.
Luo Xiaoming looked back at Wang Dazui and asked, "Have you ever molested female soldiers?" β
Wang Dazui shouted aggrievedly, saying: "Squad leader, my Wang Dazui sang two lyrics, my sister sits on the bow of the boat, and my brother walks on the shore...... Is this all molesting female soldiers? β
"You're just molesting a female soldier!" The old man was confused and insisted, "You haven't asked people if they are willing, why do you let people sit on the bow of the boat, what are you walking on the shore!?" β
"I-" Wang Dazui is estimated to be the most angry in his life this time, if he wasn't young, it is estimated that he would have had a heart attack and be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment at this time.
"What the hellβ"
After holding it for a long time, he really couldn't find anything to say back to scold the old confused, so he could only scold the country.
"I'm really molesting!"
Wang Dazui really can't stand the old confused tone.
He began to break the jar and broke it.
"Why are we comrades in arms of a district team, who are you who are the female soldiers!? Your sister!? Or your sister!? β
When the old man heard this, he suddenly jumped forward like a lion and pounced on the king's mouth.
Wang Dazui was coldly frightened by this, and subconsciously took a step back.
He didn't expect that Luo Xiaoming was present, and the old daze dared to do it.
Fortunately, the people around him were already on guard at the moment, and as soon as the old confused rushed out, he was stopped by solemnity and seriousness and hugged again.
"Bastard, there's a kind of you saying it again!" The green tendons on the temples of the old misty man were bulging, and the muscles of his face were twisted together, and he looked very hideous and terrifying.
"Enough! What are you two doing here? Fighting Ring? Do you want me to draw a circle for you two to kill one of them? Luo Xiaoming stood between the two, took off his camouflage hat and slapped Wang Datong's head hard, and then slapped the old confused head hard.
"You two, since you have such good energy, then okay, I'll help you consume it!"
Before Luo Xiaoming's words were finished, suddenly the voice of squadron leader Zhou Huping came from the window on the second floor of the barracks.
"Luo Xiaoming, what's the name of your district team at noon!?"
Luo Xiaoming waited for Wang Datong and Lao Confused to glance at them, then turned around and shouted to the squadron leader: "There are two soldiers fighting, I'll come out and take a look." β
"Fight?" Zhou Huping heard this, and immediately shouted: "Wait, I'll come and see who is fighting?" Fighting in the teaching team? β
After saying that, he disappeared into the window.
solemnly whispered: "It's over, you two are finished, alarm the squadron leader." β
The old misty fire seemed to have been extinguished by the rain, and it seemed to be as quiet as the stone again.
However, Wang Datong immediately turned into a crying face.
"I complain! He did it first! β
Squadron leader Zhou Huping quickly went downstairs in a raincoat and walked across the basketball court to the side of the road.
"You're in good spirits!" He said.
He walked up to Luo Xiaoming with his hands behind his back and asked, "Which two soldiers are fighting?" β
Luo Xiaoming had no choice but to point at the old confusion and at Wang Datong.
"Wang Datong, Zhang Jian." Zhou Huping recognized the two of them and said, "Okay, don't you like to fight so much?" β
He held Wang Datong and Zhang Jian's hands with one hand, and one on the other, just like a kindergarten teacher holding two children who did something wrong, and led them all the way to the center of the basketball court.
Everyone was stunned, not knowing what the squadron leader Zhou Huping was going to do with Wang Datong and Zhang Jian.
This is different from the scout company fighting, this is your own people fighting your own people.
Zhou Huping stood in the rain, and that chilling smile appeared on his face again.
"Okay, they all say that comrades-in-arms are like brothers, and they all sing like this in the song, you guys are good, brothers beat each other, you like everyone so much, right?"
He suddenly gave an order: "Face to face, 30 centimeters apart, stand upright!" β
Wang Dazui and Lao Confused were stunned for a second, and then did as ordered.
It's a strange feeling......
Both of their noses were about to touch each other, their mouths were close together, they could feel each other's breathing, and their eyes were on each other.
Zhou Huping said: "Hold the left hand with the left hand, hold the right hand with the right hand, and stand well." β
Wang Dazui and Lao Da Confused didn't react at once, and they didn't know how to hold it.
Zhou Huping took matters into his own hands and shook the left and right hands of the two of them.
"Hold it, don't let go, you're welcome to let go. That's it, it's good, don't you want to fight? I don't want you to fight, so you just stand like this for me, and then let go when I get my permission, stand well, don't move, and don't let go. β
The two had no choice but to shake hands helplessly and face to face......
The students of the third district team standing on the side looked stupid.
This week, Huping ......
What are you going to do?
However, now Wang Dazui and Lao Confused look too funny.
It's like a pair of lovers in love, shaking hands with each other and intersecting their eyes, it's almost affectionate......
"Poofβ"
I don't know who it is, so I couldn't help laughing out loud.
As a result, all the students covered their mouths, and some even couldn't stand it and knelt on the ground directly holding their stomachs.
That afternoon, the whole brigade noticed the "little couple" on the basketball court of the third squadron......
Everyone who passed by them burst into tears of laughter.
Wang Dazui and Lao Dazhui, for a whole afternoon, were on the basketball court like sculptures in the exhibition hall, for people to visit and admire.