Chapter 984: The mallet is unreasonable

The next day, Li Tai, the king of Wei, invited Fang Jun to the banquet.

Fang Jun got up early in the morning and let the maid clean his face and change his clothes, and now he is enjoying more and more this kind of rotten life of eating and stretching his hands. It is said that it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift, and now let him live an ordinary life when he returns to the afterlife, he will definitely be exhausted......

Even when someone waits, he still sighs when he changes his clothes.

Princess Gao Yang stepped forward and stretched out her slender hand to tidy up Lang Jun's collar, and said strangely: "Brother Qingque invited you to the banquet, why do you look reluctant?" If you really don't want to go, then it's better not to go. ”

Fang Jun sighed: "Do you know that I am actually most tired of this kind of entertainment, but your finch brother likes this, and he has a song and evening banquet in the house all day long, what's the point?" The most annoying thing is that all the people he invited were rotten Confucians, who were invincible in the world when it came to it, and useless in doing things. But if you don't go, you can't go, the day before yesterday, I went to His Royal Highness King Wu's side, and today he won't go if he has love? Your finch brother has a big needle, and he hates me if he can't say it. ”

Princess Gaoyang took a sip: "What kind of finch brother finch brother, it's ugly to death." If he's not happy, he's not happy, and his father won't listen to him clean you up, what are you afraid of? ”

This highness has been moisturized recently, her white and beautiful cheeks are white and red, a pair of watery eyes are shining, and even the slender and green delicate body is gradually plump, and between shallow anger and anger, a slightly familiar charm flows.

Fang Jun reached out to wrap his hand around the princess's slender and soft waist, put a sip on her face, and said with a smile: "How can you be afraid? I want to beat the tiger in Guanzhong with two sticks and mallets, and kick Chang'an Jiaolong, who are you afraid of? But he is your brother after all, and if I have a quarrel with him, won't it make my Royal Highness the princess embarrassed? ”

Being lightly held by Lang Jun's waist, Princess Gaoyang was a little shy, but Fang Jun's words made her heart full of sweetness. This is the grumpy Fang Erlang, who dared to throw his fist at Li Tai at the beginning, but now he has to endure the annoyance of Li Tai for fear that she will be sad and difficult......

There is gold under the man's knees, let alone a good man like Fang Jun who would rather bend than bend?

If the husband is like this, what more can the husband ask for?

Princess Gaoyang's heart was full of tenderness and sweetness, so thick that she couldn't dissolve, and took the initiative to stretch out her jade arm to wrap her neck around Langjun's neck, offer fragrant lips, and secretly vomit cloves.

Wu Meiniang watched from the side, her face was a little red, and urged: "Oh, two nobles, the hour is not early, let's leave it for the evening......

Princess Gaoyang struggled to push Fang Jun away, although this hateful guy was pushed away, her long tongue was still reluctantly pulled out of the two pink lips......

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When the carriage arrived at the mansion of King Wei in Yankangfang, the steward in front of the door led the way and took Fang Jun to the flower hall on the side of the main hall.

The mansion of King Wei was originally the residence of the former Sui Shangshuling and Yang Su, the Duke of Yue. During the Great Cause period, Yang Xuan, the son of Yang Su, rebelled, and after the family was killed, he confiscated into the palace. During the Wude period, it was the residence of Princess Wanchun. During the Zhenguan period, His Majesty Li Er gave it to Li Tai, the king of Wei, and renovated it, and the entire mansion occupied almost half of Yankangfang, which was luxurious and magnificent, showing His Majesty Li Er's love for Li Tai.

The heavy hall in the house, the flying surprise Han, the golden shop algae building, dazzling Huixia, is not inferior to the Taiji Palace.

In the flower hall, there was a circle of desks, and everyone knelt on the seat.

Seeing Fang Jun's arrival, Li Tai's bun face, which was becoming more and more "round", was so smiling that his facial features were almost wrinkled together, and Fang Jun's hand was pulled to his side and sat down, and said with a smile: "You virtuous people have long admired the fame of Erlang, and have never had the opportunity to meet. ”

Fang Jun is extremely uncomfortable with this kind of etiquette of "holding hands" at every turn, is it crooked to be held by a big man? But no matter how tired you are, you can't blatantly break free, it will be regarded as extremely rude.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he pulled his hand out of the fat big hand of Li Tai, the king of Wei, and hugged his fists and said: "Your Highness has a life, how dare Weichen disobey?" Since you know the false name of sweeping Chang'an with the amount of alcohol, today I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, drink with you to the fullest, and do not get drunk and do not return! ”

Li Tai blinked his little eyes and was stunned.

!

I said that you are famous, it is your poetry that is famous, who said that you have a good amount of alcohol?

Then he came to his senses, Fang Jun didn't want to talk about poetry all the time, but his Wei King Li Tai's face couldn't be refuted, so he shifted his attention. Although it is not very refreshing in my heart, it is acceptable, who doesn't know the temperament of Fang Er's mallet? did not simply refuse his invitation to make himself lose face in front of these literati, even if it was to give himself face......

That's the benefit of "Hun Ming".

If someone else said this, Li Tai, the king of Wei, would be able to turn his face on the spot. Lao Tzu asked you to compose poems, but you want to drink and be embarrassed? On Fang Jun, not only Li Tai was not angry, but because Fang Jun did not refuse, he felt quite embarrassed to come here......

Li Tai can accept it, but others can't.

A middle-aged scribe sitting opposite Fang Jun arched his hand and said with a smile: "Huating Hou often boasts that he is talented and has nine buckets, which is one more than Cao Zijian, who became a poet in seven steps, but why don't you want to talk about literature? Please forgive me for asking abruptly, can you look down on us? ”

Is this a radical method?

Fang Jun glanced at Li Tai, and when he saw that Li Tai was smiling and not stopping, he nodded to the scribe and said with a serious face: "That's right, Ben Hou just looks down on you." ”

The smile on the scribe's face froze......

It shouldn't be this routine, right?

I'm just casually talking about squeezing you here, how can you admit it so unceremoniously and directly?

The scribe's face flushed, and he didn't know what to say. This style routine is really the only one he has seen in his life, and he really has no experience to deal with it.

A short and fat old man with a black face next to him said unhappily: "Why does Huating Hou want to hurt people? When everyone gathers together, how can we keep three points of thin noodles, and it is really inappropriate to leave no room like you. ”

Fang Junli ignored him, who are you?

He looked at Li Tai, the king of Wei, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, give me a comment, this benevolent brother asked me if I looked down on him, and I said yes, they said that I was hurtful and merciless." But I just despise him in my heart, do you want me to lie? Well, although Wechen is a sincere person, but since it is His Highness's banquet today, how can Wechen give His Highness affection......"

Li Tai's embarrassment, according to the meaning of your words, was it originally intended to be given to this king?

I saw Fang Junchong clasping his fists at the scribe and apologized: "I'm sorry, Ben Hou is not very good at talking, and if there is anything to offend just now, I will look at Haihan." In fact, Ben Hou has heard of Your Excellency's name a long time ago, and he is really convinced, and he has admired it for a long time, and he has admired it for a long time......"

The scribe's face was like a drop of blood, and he had no place to shame himself.

I've been looking up to your head for a long time!

Why don't we know anything about our lives, and I haven't even reported my name, so you're like thunder?

This is really more hurtful than the sentence "I just look down on you"! His face was a little itchy, and the scribe got up and left the table, and said in embarrassment: "Your Highness, I am a little unwell today, so I will retire first." ”

Li Tai, the king of Wei, was helpless, and arched his hand and said, "Master Xie, please take care of yourself." ”

Master Xie hurriedly retreated, and this place couldn't stay for a quarter of an hour......

The short and fat old man's face was not good-looking, and he was about to speak, when he saw Fang Jun squinting his eyes slightly and looking at an old man with a high crown on his left, and asked, "Why does Your Excellency keep staring at Ben Hou?" ”

As soon as he entered the house, he felt like a pinprick in his body.

After sitting for a while, I realized that this was caused by a gaze full of resentment and coldness......

The problem is that he doesn't know this thin-looking old man, how can he seem to have the hatred of killing his father and taking his wife?

Li Tai, the king of Wei, was a little helpless, what was wrong with this Fang Jun today, why didn't he play cards according to common sense as soon as he came in?

He said, "Erlang, in fact, this is exactly the theme that this king invited you to ......"

He was halfway through his sentence when he was interrupted by the old man.

The old man glared back at Fang Jun hatefully, and said in a hoarse voice: "Old man Gu Yin, a person from Jiangdong." Gu Xuan is the nephew of the old man's cousin, and the Jiangdong Gu family is the old man's clan, so has the Hou Ye ever understood? ”