Su Shi went to the city every day to drain stones, but Shen An didn't pee out the stones, but he refused to accompany him to suffer from the bumps, so he went to the small village outside the city.

The people in Zhuangzi no longer recognized him, and when the steward came out to greet him, he called Lang Jun in a panic.

"Let's all go our separate ways."

Shen An Wenyan comforted the tenants, and then went to the garrison of the Bishan Army.

“…… When my brother played with women, you were still drinking milk! Hahahaha! ”

"Nonsense, you didn't play with that woman last time......"

"Damn! That woman got along with Brother Chun, and later fell in love with Baoyu...... Three days and four evenings, a certain is not rare! ”

"What's not unusual, it's that you don't give money enough to be happy, that woman wants to make money, so naturally she refuses to be nice to you...... Belch! Pimp! ”

A group of ruffians sat on the ground basking in the sun, looking as if they had no bones.

"Lang Jun is here!"

A group of people Huo Ran got up, then stood up straight, and shouted loudly: "I've seen Lang Jun!" ”

Shen An frowned and looked at them and said, "This is idle, Brother Chun!" ”

Huang Chun approached, "Lang Jun, please command." ”

"But anyone wants to go home?"

His gaze swept over these villagers, Huang Chun shook his head and said, "Lang Jun rest assured, a good horse is not worthy of a second saddle, and a good man does not serve the second master." If anyone wants to turn his back on the Lord, the villain will kill him. ”

Shen An nodded slightly, and said, "Leaving you here for so long is mainly a test to see if your will is firm." Now it seems to be fine, Baoyu. ”

Yan Baoyu approached, and Shen An said, "Have you practiced those martial arts?" ”

Yan Baoyu nodded and said: "All kinds of fighting, one move to defeat the enemy, lurking sentinels, climbing mountain peaks and houses...... The villain has already practiced alone. ”

Shen An said: "It's hard work. It will be taught to them from this day on. ”

Shen An summarized some of the views of the elite soldiers in the future, and then taught the views to Yan Baoyu and asked him to explore them by himself, which now seems to be a small success.

Those seemingly non-human methods are very powerful, but Shen An can't do it, and can only rely on Yan Baoyu to explore and comprehend it himself.

Then he saw it.

You don't need tools to climb a house, you can use your strength anywhere, grab the protrusion with both hands, and quickly go up, then turn over and disappear inside.

One against two, Yan Baoyu didn't have any tricks, he knocked down the opponent with one face, if it wasn't for the stop, most of these two would have become crippled.

This is a move to defeat the enemy.

……

"It hurts!"

In the wilderness, Su Shi was urinating, in pain.

An old man came with an ox cart, Su Shi wanted to stop but couldn't stop, and he trembled in pain.

"Look at you Svenwen, you are a scum, shameless!"

What's wrong with peeing in front of men?

Su Shi felt that the old man was too much, so he said: "The old man's words are unreasonable......

"Weng Weng, are you alright?"

A girl's voice came, and Su Shi squatted down in shame and covered his face with his sleeves.

Two days later, he soaked urine three times in a row and it was normal, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and howl with joy.

The carriage slowly went back and finally drove into the village.

"Anbei, thank you."

Shen An was watching the two sergeants fight.

They are wearing protective gear, and their moves are inseparable, and the murderous spirit is terrifying.

Su Shi couldn't help but shudder when he saw it, and asked, "What is this?" ”

"How are you?"

Shen An turned around and smiled, "How do you feel?" ”

Su Shi arched his hand and said: "It has never been so easy, thank you Anbei." ”

It's only after experiencing that kind of severe pain that you know what it means to be relaxed.

Shen An went out with him and said casually: "Don't say what you saw just now." ”

Su Shi was stunned, "What do you want...... Dead? ”

Are you raising the dead?

He dared to say this word directly, which made Shen An a little impressed.

This is a very friendly word.

"This is the Bishan Army." Shen An felt that this guy really had the talent to beg for fighting, and he was even more begging for beating than Wang Yan.

Su Shi was surprised: "I have also heard of your reputation for both civil and military affairs, and I didn't think so before, but I saw it today...... And so it was. ”

As soon as he was in good health and more energetic, he looked Shen An up and down, and praised: "How did you give birth to this?" At the age of sixteen, he didn't have that kind of ability. ”

Shen An said lightly: "A certain genius!" ”

Su Shi laughed and said, "You even admitted the wrong direction yesterday, genius...... Do you want to laugh to death? Hahahaha! ”

How can this guy's meanness look like Wang Yan?

Shen An was ridiculed by him and wanted to hit someone, so he asked, "I heard that you pee in front of a woman?" ”

"Say no more! That's a girl. ”

Su Shi admitted defeat with a flushed face: "I also have a child, I will never be like this, but it hurts a lot at that time......"

"If it hurts so badly, can you do it wantonly?"

"Something is wrong."

"But Anbei, you ...... I saw you staring at the woman next to you. ”

"Nonsense!"

"You're looking at that woman's breasts, hehe, you can't go wrong with so-and-so's eyes......"

"How do you know so-and-so is looking at her boobs without looking at her boobs...... Hey! You're going to induce ......"

"No matter what genius you say, you have to reveal your true form in front of Su, hahahaha!"

It's just a few days, Su Shi and Shen An have become bad friends, okay.

When Su Shi saw Shen An's friends, he had a discussion.

The poem Su Shi is the first, it can't be compared, even Wang Yan is convinced.

Zhao Zhongjun said in a low voice: "It's not okay to be literate, let's come to martial arts." ”

Wang Yan shook his head and said, "He is strong." ”

Zhao Zhongjun glanced at Su Shi and said, "Then ...... Clean him up with miscellaneous schoolwork! ”

Su Shi was talking to Shen An, and the faint smell of snorting made Shen An very unhappy.

“…… Their poems and essays are somewhat accomplished, but they still need to be practiced...... But in the end, it depends on talent......"

This is not a stinky fart, which means that I Su Shi is full of talent, and they ...... It's only about half a grid.

Shen An wanted to beat this guy, but then he remembered science, so he said lightly: "That...... Obey the word! ”

"Brother Anbei."

Wang Yan gave Shen An a look, suggesting that he had a way.

Shen An said casually: "A certain professor, you are waiting for miscellaneous studies, today Zizhan is here, you will communicate with him, lest others say that we are working behind closed doors." ”

"Yes."

Hearing that Shen An actually had this idea, Wang Yan turned around and looked at Zhao Zhongyan, and both of them laughed.

Dare to scream in front of us, clean him up!

"Him?"

Su Shi shook his head, feeling that although Wang Yan was smart, he was too small after all: "A certain victory is not martial!" Anbei, why don't you come? ”

He raised his eyebrows defiantly, but Shen An just said lightly: "Want to challenge so-and-so?" Let's talk about defeating a certain disciple first. ”

Su Shi shook his head and sighed, and said very stinky: "Miscellaneous...... What is it? ”

Shen An smiled and said: "Brother Zizhan can't look down on a certain exclusive knowledge?" ”

Sixteen-year-old scholar......

Su Shi's life was extremely smooth, and his poems and articles were unrivaled in his hometown. When he came to the capital to participate in the imperial examination, he was still invincible.

How lonely is a master, and loneliness can breed contempt.

He's belittling miscellaneous.

Shen An smiled: "So let's try it." ”

No matter how much you do it, my brother can still crush you with that knowledge.

Su Shi looked at Wang Yan with a smile, his gaze was like looking at a child, and he even had a little ...... Spoiling ......

Wang Yan really wanted to hit someone.

Thinking about how arrogant he Wang Yuanze was, he was squeezed by this crazy student today.

This revenge is not a gentleman!

He smiled and said, "Brother Zizhan...... Do you know what evaporation is? ”

Su Shi shook his head, with a smile on his face, but he was thinking in his heart: Don't fool my brother, brother, I am a genius.

This future literary giant is still a young man at the moment, triumphant and unbeatable.

"I don't know ......"

Don't try to fool someone!

Wang Yan smiled very proudly: "The water is poured on the stone table, if the sun is big, it will dissipate in an instant, does Brother Zizhan know why?" ”

Su Shi thought about it, there was indeed such a thing.

Life is full of such small things, as a great talent, Su Shi has never felt that these things are worth thinking about.

So he shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”

"This is evaporation!"

Wang Yan said calmly: "When the sun's light shines down, it will be hot when it shines on people's bodies, regardless of other reasons, just talk about heat...... There's no doubt about how hot the sun is, right? ”

Su Shi nodded, he didn't know what Wang Yan was doing, so he felt a little bored.

It's still fun to quarrel with Shen An!

"When the sun shines on the earth, it heats up wherever it goes, and the water is gradually evaporated by the heat......

Wang Yan said: "Let's boil water, water boiling is water vapor transpiration, which is also a kind of evaporation, and the same is true of sunlight......

Su Shi said helplessly: "What's the use of you talking about this?" ”

"Of course it works!"

Wang Yan said: "Brother Zizhan, you could have avoided the stone this time......"

Well?

Su Shi has been carrying a night pot with him in recent days, bumping on that road every day, and then urinating and urinating.

The stones were scattered, and when he saw those strange-shaped, colorful stones, he was also confused, and he wanted to ask Shen An today.

"How to avoid it?"

He was already frightened by the pain of urinary stones, and as long as it could be avoided, he promised to comply.

Wang Yan grimaced, trying his best to imitate Shen An's expression.

He didn't know that that expression would later have a name: the old medic on the telephone pole.

A young man pretended to be old, and then said in the most flattering tone: "It's one thing for you to drink less water, the most important thing is that you must have often drunk unclean water and dirty water along the way from Shuzhong to Bianliang, right?" ”

In these years, the long journey is not so simple, most of the food along the way is to be settled, and when you can't find a clean water source, whether it is in the mountains or on the side of the road, as long as there is water, you will drink it regardless of it.

Su Shi nodded again, but he didn't know that he had gradually slipped into the trap.

"There is a lot of sediment in the dirty water, and if you drink it regularly, you will naturally get stones."

Wang Yan said very seriously: "If you boil the water and then guide a pipe on the side, you can use the principle of evaporation to obtain pure water, so that you can avoid stones." ”

Su Shi's heart moved slightly, but he still questioned: "It's simple. ”

Wang Yan smiled and asked Shen An: "Brother Anbei, the younger brother wants to borrow the things that were steamed before." ”

Shen An nodded, feeling a little melancholy.

Zhao Zhong's belly is black, and it has little to do with Lao Tzu, which is Zhao Yunrang's genetics.

But Wang Yan has gradually learned to fool people, whose responsibility is this?

Evaporate a wool and precipitate it directly!

Half an hour later, Su Shi and the others came back.

"This is what Brother Anbei made back then, it looks very simple, the most important thing is the pot lid with a sharp tip, where the water vapor gathers, and a bamboo tube is connected below......"

Wang Yan said very sincerely: "You can make a small one at home, and next time you go out, you don't have to worry about getting sick." ”

Su Shi remembered that after the turbid water just now evaporated, what came out was crystal clear nectar, and he couldn't help but admire it in his heart.

"Anbei is talented, it's better to be some!"

Zhao Zhongjun came up with an idea in the back, Wang Yan was a thug, and the two took advantage of Su Shigang's eagerness to start fooling.

The key is that these two boys still know how to use practice to enhance their persuasiveness, so Su Shi was recruited.

Thinking of Su Shi, he always carried a small pot when he went out, and he didn't dare to drink water casually, and the first thing he did everywhere was distillation......

Shen An was depressed.

He looked at Su Shi who was bowing, and then looked at Wang Yan and Zhao Zhongyan with straight faces, and felt that this Great Song Dynasty was about to undergo subversive changes.

But who can tell me if this is good or bad!

……

The third is sent, good night!

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