"Truth?"

Xiao Dian felt that he could give Shen An a dismount, but Shen An just used two words to make him fall into confusion.

"That's right."

Shen Anxin smiled secretly, thinking that this is not the truth.

There is a famous saying in later generations: Truth is within the range of a cannon.

This world is like a jungle, with all kinds of fights and all kinds of strife.

Whatever the reason, the only thing that can 'convince' others in the end is force.

The two sides sat down opposite each other, there were drinks on the desk, and Xiao Dian raised his glass to drink.

"I don't drink it."

Shen An shook his head and refused.

"Why?"

Xiao Dian smiled: "Is this scared? ”

Shen An took out an oiled paper bag from his cuff, and when he opened it, it was a fried quail.

He tore the fried quail in half, and said with a pure face: "Let's choose half of them carefully." ”

Xiao Dian pondered for a while, picked up half of the fried quail, and said: "I have never seen such a timid person in my life, and Emperor Song has reused you, it's really ......"

He gulped down the fried quail, crunched his bones, and swallowed a bowl of wine.

"It's your turn!"

Shen An looked at the small bowl in front of him and smiled: "That's it...... It's good. ”

He lifted the bowl and threw his head up......

"Stand back!"

At this time, a big man came from Xiao Dian's side, and Huang Chun, who was standing behind Shen An, suddenly drew his knife, and Xiao Dian swore that he was just gone for a moment.

But Shen An had already finished drinking.

He looked at Shen An's sleeve suspiciously, it was very dry, and it was impossible to cheat.

Shen An smashed his mouth and said, "It's a little bitter." ”

Xiao Dian said with a smile: "Our army entered this battle by mistake, so we will stop it, and we will have to fight again after we go back." ”

He held out his hand, a look of pity in his eyes.

Shen An stretched out his hand to high-five him as an oath, got up and said, "Then let's go back." ”

Xiao Dian smiled: "What's the hurry? ”

Shen An pointed to the left and said, "I'm afraid the scouts on both sides are all red-eyed, right?" There are few cavalry in the Great Song Dynasty, so if you can save it, you can save it! ”

Xiao Dian laughed and nodded, but he didn't see that the hems of Huang Chun's clothes were all wet.

Huang Chun turned around quickly, and after Shen An got on the horse, the Liao people really checked behind him.

"It's all steady, there's no wine on the ground!"

Xiao Dian nodded, suddenly changed his complexion, and scolded: "That shameless thing!" Deceived by him! ”

Everyone was puzzled, Xiao Dian stomped his feet and said: "The person behind him suddenly pulled out his knife, and Shen An was drinking at this time, he was very drunk, as if he was thrown out...... We were all thinking that he would put the wine in his sleeves, yes, he wore a wide robe today, which made people think that it was good to hide something, but he used the simplest method, pouring the wine directly from his shoulder on the clothes of the man behind him......"

"It's all steady, drink medicine."

At this time, someone from behind brought a water bladder.

Xiao Dian drank the medicine, and then vomited a lot of things, and all those fried quails were there.

"I'm cheating!"

He sighed and said: "A certain prepared a medicine to induce vomiting, he used a wide robe and big sleeves to confuse a certain person, and finally deceived us with the simplest trick, which is considered a tie." ”

He said a little proudly: "There are just some medicines in the wine that can make people diarrhea, that Shen An is too timid, and he will retreat when he encounters a certain person in the future, hahahaha!" ”

Everyone praised for a while, Xiao Dian felt comfortable, and ordered to return to the teacher.

The next morning, Xiao Dian habitually went to the squatting pit, but he couldn't pull it out.

"Uncomfortable!"

On the third day, it still didn't come out, Xiao Dian was used to it, but he felt uncomfortable.

On the fourth day, he stood in the camp and cursed.

The subordinate persuaded: "It's all detailed and stable, it's like this outside, but it's better to pick it with your hands." ”

Xiao Dian scolded: "A certain has already been picked, and it can't be picked out!" ”

On the fifth day, he squatted on the ground and moved, with a mess of watery stool behind him.

"! All detailed and stable, this is not to pull, a pull...... Why doesn't it stop? ”

……

Bianliang, Empress Dowager Cao's recent spiritual ...... No, it's a very bad temper, Ren Shouzhong has been scolded several times, and he lives in fear all day long.

"Niangniang doesn't know what's wrong, I know, you should be careful."

A palace maid smiled flatteringly at Ren Shouzhong, looking a little charming.

There is a strict hierarchy in the palace, and if you want to live well, it is best to find yourself a backer.

And the most powerful ones are naturally those chamberlains and female officials with heads and faces.

The rights of these chamberlains are not small, and they are very dignified. For example, someone has a house outside, and there is a woman in the house, who claims to be the wife of Ming Media.

The servant marries a wife, which can only be absurd to say, but it can't be stopped.

There are also pairs in the palace to spend their days, which can be regarded as walking hand in hand, which is a little warm.

Ren Shouzhong lowered his head slightly, and his side face looked gloomy.

He turned his head to look at the hall and said in a low voice: "Uncle Guo went to the northwest and didn't hear from him, Niangniang is worried, don't make a fuss recently, otherwise be careful of your buttocks." ”

The palace maid rejoiced in her blessed body: "Thank you for mentioning it." ”

Her joy turned out to be a little innocent, Ren Shouzhong was in a trance for a moment, and then touched her face.

The maid was frightened, but then bowed her head meekly.

If Ren Shouzhong takes a fancy to her, it is her creation.

She was thinking about the news that those palace maids said, in those news, those who lived together were also doing well, at least there was someone who cared about her every day, so there were more fireworks on this day.

Ren Shouzhong let go of his hand and said, "If you have something to do in the future, you can come to a certain ...... Also, what are you called? ”

The palace maid didn't expect that she would climb up to Ren Shouzhong, and said happily: "Everyone knows, the slave is called Baiyun." ”

"White clouds! It's true, but her name is Erniang, go ahead. ”

Ren Shouzhong entered the hall, and Empress Dowager Cao was reading, but her thick eyebrows moved from time to time, and she looked extremely impatient.

"Da Lang has been well-behaved since he was a child, and he hasn't been far away in these years......"

Empress Dowager Cao put down the book, got up and circled, looking very restless.

"What if Da Lang gets sick on the road? Also, maybe you can eat well when you go out? Sleep well? That Shen An is vulgar, where would he care about this, but pity Da Lang......"

Ren Shouzhong slandered in his heart: That uncle is very old, Shen An is less than twenty, it stands to reason that Uncle Guo should take care of him. Why did you change someone here in the Queen Mother?

"Niangniang, the northwest side is windy, and Uncle Guo brought some big food, that is, the food is rougher, but the beef and mutton will not be less."

Empress Dowager Cao sighed: "The old body is a little regretful, and he shouldn't let Da Lang go." He has lived honestly in the capital all his life, and this is ...... It's been a tough journey! Thinking of the hardships he had endured, the old body was sad. ”

The Queen Mother claims to be old, but the Queen Mother Cao is not old, so she is a little eccentric.

Ren Shouzhong smiled dryly: "Niangniang, then Shen An is proficient in cooking!" ”

If Uncle Guo doesn't eat well, it will be Shen An's guilt, don't be polite when you clean him up!

Ren Shouzhong really hated Shen An, so he spared no effort to take bad medicine.

Empress Dowager Cao became more and more anxious, and in the middle of the night, she had a fever, so frightened that people hurried to find the imperial doctor.

Zhao Shu was also shocked.

His relationship with Empress Dowager Cao has recently eased. And he is not the queen mother, some people say that he is not good to the queen mother, so he has to make a filial appearance.

He stood outside the hall and waited, and after a while, Gao came out and said in a low voice: "It's on fire, and I'm still a little dizzy." ”

"Why?"

Zhao Shu felt that she was worthy of the Empress Dowager Cao, what kind of fire did she go to?

Is this dissatisfied with me?

Zhao Shu sneered, and happened to see a smiling face, so he said angrily: "Niangniang is still recuperating, you Diao slave is actually smiling, beat!" ”

Ren Shouzhong was stunned, "Official, minister...... The minister didn't laugh! ”

The two chamberlains couldn't help but knock him down, and then someone brought a stick and crackled it.

"That's it!"

This is the queen mother's chamberlain, and Zhao Shu is not easy to punish too much, but he just beat a few sticks to relieve his anger, and then he took Gao Tao away.

Ren Shouzhong got up and thanked him, thinking that this was not bad, at least he left a deep impression on the official family.

Regardless of the quality of the impression, there are infinite possibilities if there is an impression!

He was looking forward to it, and he heard a voice from inside, "Who provoked the official?" ”

"Niangniang, it's Ren Shouzhong."

Ren Shouzhong gritted his teeth and wanted to hit someone, thinking to himself who gave someone a bad drug!

Empress Dowager Cao's voice was a little deep, almost like a cold: "Let him kneel outside for two hours." ”

An attendant came out, lowered his eyebrows and said, "I know, the mother has an order...... and make you kneel for two hours. ”

Ren Shouzhong glanced at him and said, "Yes." ”

These brutes with red tops and white tops, I'll clean you up when I have time.

At this moment, the sky was already a little numb, and Ren Shouzhong knelt outside, thinking about how to get on the line with the official family.

The Queen Mother is not here, there is honor, but the power is too small.

It's not easy for the queen to do there, there are people.

Zhao Ji has two guys fighting there, if he can go, Ren Shouzhong is sure to squeeze them out, but Zhao Ji and Shen An are good friends, and they will definitely not give him a good face.

In the end, only the official family remained.

Zhao Shu doesn't have a good impression of the waiter, and often scolds, but this is also an opportunity!

Just aim for opportunities......

"Good news!"

At dawn, Ren Shouzhong was kneeling and napping, when he heard a cheer.

One of the chamberlains rushed into the temple.

It was not announced, which can be seen as good news.

It was a little cold in the morning, Ren Shouzhong sneezed, and a palace maid came over and said, "I know, the time has come." ”

Ren Shouzhong could go to wash and change clothes, but he pretended to be diligent and went in.

Empress Dowager Cao had already woken up and sat there drinking porridge.

The chamberlain said excitedly: "Niangniang, Uncle Guo has killed countless enemies and made great contributions. ”

it!

You're coaxing, aren't you?

Who doesn't know that Uncle Guo is honest and quail-like, killing the enemy? Don't be an enemy to kill him.

Ren Shouzhong felt that this person was lying about the news, probably to make the Queen Mother feel good.

Empress Dowager Cao was dumbfounded with a mouthful of porridge.

Seeing that she didn't react, the chamberlain said, "Niangniang, it's true, the sergeant who reported the victory is already on His Majesty's side." ”

it!

Ren Shouzhong couldn't believe his ears.

Uncle Guo actually killed the enemy and made meritorious service?

Burst!

Then he saw the gruel in the sky, and the Empress Dowager Cao raised her head and fell.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Mother's ......"