Chapter 783 - Flirting with Legs
The face of the important minister must be guaranteed, unless he is determined to embarrass him and want him to get out, Zhao Shu should not let Zhang Bannian ridicule Sima Guang.
At that time, Wen Yanbo did not retreat, so Zhao Zhen sat back and watched those people attack him, and even made up some Hetu incident.
Of course, this is nonsense, but everyone knows that it must be, otherwise the monarch and the ministers will be uneasy.
But Sima Guang is different, this matter is square...... This is everyone's evaluation, Zhao Shu confirmed that if Shen An is asked to evaluate Sima Guang, most of them will give him a 'stereotypical and boring'.
Zhao Shu lowered his eyes slightly, "Shen An is bold and has passed on." ”
Zhang Banian retreated to the side, looking at his nose and his nose and heart.
Sima Guang also retreated to the side, and the same was true.
There seemed to be two more outsiders in the hall, which made Zhao Shu feel a little strange.
Later, a chamberlain rushed in.
"Official, it's not good!"
Who is this who died?
Zhao Shu thought about it a little meanly, and then felt that this idea was not very kind, so he said with a straight face: "What's the matter?" ”
The inner servant was sweating profusely and said: "Supervising the Imperial History, Su Shi is scolding outside the Liao State Embassy......"
it!
"Who? Who are you talking about? ”
"Supervise Su Shi in the Imperial History." The chamberlain was a little flustered, he was worried about whether there was something wrong with his ability to express himself.
As a messenger, once the ability to express himself is denied, then he can wash and sleep.
The waiter panicked, but Zhao Zhen was full of black lines.
"Let's go check it out."
He covered his forehead helplessly, thinking of his wife's infatuation with Su Shi's literary talents, and suddenly had an even more headache.
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Shen An also got the news, and he couldn't help but feel dying.
"Hurry up, just leave someone at home, and everyone else will go with you!"
He took Wen Xiaozhong and others all the way to the outside of the Liao Embassy, and saw that the door of the embassy was open, and the Liao envoy rushed out accompanied by a group of people.
It is probably the first initiative of Shen An to block the Liao people by civil officials, and then it has become a great sound. Today, there is another person, which makes the enthusiasm of the people of Bianliang burst out.
Su Shi was standing at a point outside the gate, and was raising his head to make an angry gesture, and when he saw the Liao envoy rushing out, he shouted: "Today, you dare to say that Su's articles and poems can only be fed to pigs and dogs, and the literati of the Great Song Dynasty are only worthy of feeding you and horses?" ”
When the Liao envoy heard this, he couldn't help but be shocked, and turned his head and asked in a low voice, "He actually understands our words?" ”
"Do you think you don't know Liao?" Su Shi pointed to the Liao envoy, and said proudly: "I forgot to tell you that I argued with the so-called genius in your mission for three days, what articles and poems can only be fed to dogs, how can such literati only deserve to ...... I have heard countless such words, and I have memorized them like a stream. ”
The Liao envoy was dumbfounded, he turned to look at a civil official holding a folding fan, and the anger in his eyes was almost substantial.
You idiot, no wonder you have found a Song man who can barely fight with you in the past few days, it turns out to be Su Shi......
Hey! That's not right!
The Liao envoy suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this.
The civil official looked pale, walked with some strange hands and feet, and was obviously a little flustered.
The Liao envoy remembered that Su Shi's literary fame was far and wide, and even the nobles of the Liao Kingdom and those women who liked to be sad and sad in the autumn hated to meet Su Shi......
How can such a talented person dare to compete with him......
Su Shi was looking at the civil official, and clearly proved that this person was the object of argument with him.
Why are you bragging about the pen?
Isn't it good for you to blow something else? Su Shi can only reluctantly fight with you, this is Lu Ban getting a big axe in front of the door and playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong......
You stupid bragging pen, and you and Su Shi scolded each other.
It's okay to scold, but what you turned over and over was those few words, so that Su Shi could understand it as soon as he heard it.
If he had changed the envoy of Western Xia, he would probably not admit that he had said those words, but this was the Liao envoy.
The state of Liao is gradually declining, and the speed is untraceable, but it has never stopped.
But they still look to the East and feel that they are dominating the world.
Shamelessness is naturally cool, but as a messenger, he disdains to cheat.
So he turned around and shouted, "What are you going to do?" ”
So I said, what are you going to do?
"You're cowardly, are you wrong?" The Liao envoy remembered the weakness of the Song people, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.
It's really unbearable!
The people became agitated, but no one dared to go up.
It's good to mess with anyone, don't mess with the Liao, this is everyone's consensus.
Since a hundred years ago, the Central Plains' fear of the Liao people has been deep-rooted. After the failure of the Northern Expedition, this fear was gradually implanted in the bone marrow, and women and children knew it.
But Su Shi is different.
Su Xian's temper is probably uneven, once he feels uncomfortable, it doesn't matter if you are an emperor or an immortal, spray it again.
So he pointed at the Liao envoy with his halberd and shouted: "You will be defeated on Linfu Road, do you dare to speak bravely?" ”
The Liao envoy was stunned, and couldn't help but look Su Shi up and down, and then laughed.
He laughed rampantly, and ended up laughing.
He couldn't stop laughing.
In the Great Song Dynasty, the more famous the official, the weaker the culture, this is the consensus of the Liao people, as if reading can consume people's will and strength.
He is also a civil official, but the civil officials of Daliao also have to ride horses and shoot arrows, and their muscles and bones are not worse than those of the warriors of the Song people.
So he thinks Su Shi is here to be funny.
But he was deflated before, and the humiliation of being blocked by Su Shi had to be ended.
The best revenge is to teach Su Shi a lesson.
So the Liao envoy stopped laughing and said lightly: "Do you dare to fight with a certain battle?" ”
"Hahahaha......"
Someone on the Song people's side laughed, and then everyone who knew Su Shi's name laughed.
The laughter is very gloating.
The Liao people dared to compare their literary style with Su Shi, wasn't that a head-off?
Su Shi was also laughing, and he was very reserved.
"So ......"
He was about to respond, but the Liao envoy sneered: "So-and-so is talking about fists and feet." ”
The laughter stopped abruptly, and someone shouted, "Shameless! ”
The Liao envoy said coldly: "There are civil and military forces in the competition, a certain civil official, but recently he wants to ask for advice on the fists and feet of his peers in the Great Song Dynasty, isn't it right?" Do you dare? ”
Shameless!
Everyone was silent, wanting to refute but having no excuse.
It's all men, are the men of the Great Song Dynasty going to be worse?
Ay! Depressed!
Some people are depressed, some people are aggrieved......
"What dare not? You are looking forward to self-pride there, do you know what the four words of the Great Song Dynasty have been saying recently? ”
Su Shi began to roll up his sleeves.
The Liao envoy felt that this goods were being compared, so he asked, "What do you say?" ”
Su Shi said lightly: "Jumping beam clown!" ”
The Liao envoy snorted, "How about a war?" ”
Su Shi rolled up his sleeves, and his heart was so nervous that he couldn't do it, but the romanticism in his bones made him hook his finger at the Liao envoy, and said with a contemptuous gesture: "Come." ”
Belch!
The people on the side couldn't help but be stunned, thinking that Su Shi was afraid that he had drunk too much, and then thought that he had become a general.
"Don't be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, when the time comes, people will be lost, and Da Song will also be disgraced."
"Tomorrow is New Year's Day, the first day of the first year of peace, and it is also the day of the Great Pilgrimage. If today's Great Song Dynasty is gray-headed, the name of this new official family will be dusty. ”
The first day of the Lunar New Year is New Year's Day, which is a major day that can foreshadow the bad fortune of the year.
The first year of Zhiping is the name of the new official family, which can herald the direction of Zhao Shu's imperial career.
On such a big day, let the Great Song Dynasty be dusty, Su Shi was beaten to death, and Zhao Shu didn't understand his hatred.
So everyone thinks that Su Shi's product is really ......
It's crazy enough!
As soon as Shen An arrived, he heard Su Shiying's words of competing with the Liao envoy, and couldn't help but have a headache: "His fist and foot kung fu ...... Is it possible to stop this competition? ”
"I can't."
Wang Yan also came, but he was calmer than Shen An.
"You underestimate Su Shi, he has been practicing hard recently......"
Shen Anxin was overjoyed, but Wang Yan then poured a basin of cold water on him, "He practiced three moves." ”
it!
The Liao envoy in front stepped back and prepared, Su Shi looked at the confident standing there, if there were future generations here, he would definitely praise Su Shi for having the style of a grandmaster.
But at this moment, Shen An just wanted to scold.
If you want to die, don't be in front of everyone!
"Today I will let you know that the poems in the article are useless, and they will only soften the bones......"
The Liao envoy is the most confident one.
He walked slowly, moving his arms by the way, looking very professional and stylish.
Su Shi lowered his head and sighed, waited for the Liao envoy to slowly raise his head before and after, looked at him sincerely, and asked, "Can you start?" ”
The Liao envoy smiled: "Whatever you want." ”
He felt that he could probably knock Su Shi down with just one punch.
He was even thinking about whether it was better to hit Su Shi's left or right cheek.
"So and so started?"
Su Shi looked at the Liao envoy seriously, very sincere.
The Liao envoy nodded, his whole body was ready, and he said lightly: "There is too much nonsense......"
Su Shi punched, right fist.
The speed of this punch is not fast enough, Liao Envoy thought to himself, no matter how weak Su Shi is, he will not be able to punch so slowly, then the right fist must be a false shot, and the left fist is the real move.
Sure enough, Su Shi's right fist just shook a little, and his left fist struck.
Idiot!
Liao Envoy calmly prepared to block the punch, and the route and response of the counterattack were all formed in his mind.
Today, in front of everyone, he wants to sweep away the prestige of the Song people and save some face for the rout of the Liao army on Linfu Road.
In that battle, the Song people used mysterious new gunpowder weapons, which made the Liao army miserable, and even the heavy cavalry was defeated, which made people's hearts heavy, and they were worried that the Song people would recover by force.
The Song people have money and people, but they are not strong. If they can return to the martial arts of the Han and Tang Dynasties, the Liao people will probably kneel.
The army was thinking about how to restrain the gunpowder, and the spy learned from the pain after a defeat and prepared various means to obtain the gunpowder formula.
When the Liao envoy set off, Yelu Hongji was still in the grassland to quell the rebellion, and although he didn't get any instructions, he instinctively knew that he should give the Song people no face.
Su Shi is a super star in the literary world, and if he is a later generation, he will probably be called super platinum.
The literati regained face, knocked out his big teeth, and swollen his face, what kind of super star, it would probably become a broom star.
The Liao envoy confidently prepared to block Su Shi's left fist, but at this moment, Su Shi's left fist was retracted.
Nima!
Liao Envoy's heart tightened, and he felt that Su Shi had a brain problem.
No, it's just an old yin!
He turned out to be a yin trick with his left and right fists.
Where's the trick?
A leg under the special mo.
Flirting with legs!
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The third one is sent, ask for a monthly pass, good night!