Chapter 88: Would You Mind Answering My Question?
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Li Dongsheng stood up slowly, a head taller than the fat man, and his eyes squinted at the fat man: "What are you doing?" Does the matter of Linglong Pavilion have anything to do with you? ”
The fat man saw Li Dongsheng standing up so high, he was a little panicked, and he wanted to try his best to pose a heroic appearance, but he probably didn't pose it, he didn't know where to put his hand, and his mouth was still hard: "I Zhang Dasu just can't get used to seeing some people make a name for themselves through Oiran, I don't believe how talented you are, a country boy, it's not just because of your uncle's shadow to enter the country." ”
Several classmates around him looked at Li Dongsheng's five-year-old and three-thick style, and were afraid that the fat man would suffer, so they also came over and stood beside him. Zhang Dasu saw that there were more people, and his courage grew: "How about it, let's see what you are capable of." This is the hall of spontaneity, not just any cat or dog can come in haha. ”
Li Dongsheng looked at the classmates around him, everyone looked at Zhang Dasu with great interest and called him off, Li Dongsheng smiled and said: "I am a student from the countryside, I only arrived in Guozijian today, I will tell stories if I have any ability." ”
"What is the ability to tell a story, you tell us." Zhang Fatzi can't wait.
"Have you ever heard the story that the big pig says yes and the little pig says no?" Li Dongsheng said with a smile.
"No, what's wrong? Tell me about it. Zhang Fatzi is still answering.
Li Dongsheng was still laughing there, but with disdain in his eyes, TMD, he dared to stand out with this kind of IQ.
"Tell me quickly, you won't be unable to tell it, haha." Zhang Fatzi was still urging there, but seeing that everyone's eyes became so strange when they saw him, his voice slowly became smaller, and suddenly he came over, and he was furious: "You yin me? ”
Li Dongsheng smiled and said: "How come, we are classmates, we met for the first time today, you misunderstood." At your level, you can't be yin, right? ”
"That is, I, Zhang Dasu, also relied on being directly promoted to the Spontaneous Hall."
"Oh, that's so powerful, doesn't Brother Zhang mind answering me a question?"
"What do you mean by minding, I can see that you are not convinced of me, you have a topic, I don't believe that you can still stump me?"
"Really? Then I'm out of the question? ”
"Come out, see how hard you can get out!" Zhang Dasu is full of confidence. The surrounding classmates found that Zhang Dasu was not Li Dongsheng's opponent at all, and he went to find someone else's ballast, and was teased by others, and was even bypassed by others in three or two sentences, which turned into answering questions, and everyone was also anxious about Zhang Fatzi's IQ.
"Listen, it took an hour for an eagle to fly from Chang'an to Jinyang, and two and a half hours to return to Chang'an from Jinyang, why is this?" Li Dongsheng said the problem seriously.
Zhang Fatzi immediately replied: "This is not simple, because it was too tired when it flew over, so it flew slowly when it returned." ”
Li Dongsheng smiled and shook his head.
"Isn't that right? And the eagle himself rested on the road? ”
"Isn't that right? The eagle went to catch the rabbit? ”
"Still not right? Did the eagle go back to see its baby? The more Zhang Fatzi spoke, the quieter his voice became, and the sweat on his face came out.
Seeing that Zhang Dasu didn't even guess a few times, the classmates were also interested, everyone developed their thinking, and said a lot of answers, some said that the eagle was shot and injured, and there was no strength, some people said that the eagle was male, and when he saw the female eagle, he went to play and so on, which made Li Dongsheng's stomach hurt when he smiled.
After saying so much, he didn't answer correctly, and everyone looked at Li Dongsheng with blank eyes, waiting for him to give the answer. Li Dongsheng looked at the classmates who were originally sitting on the seats and were now in a circle, brushed the fan that was pretending to be forced, slapped it twice, and then said: "Alas, you can't answer it so simply, I'm very worried about the level of the spontaneous hall." What do you want to do? It took an hour for an eagle to fly from Chang'an to Jinyang, and two and a half hours to return to Chang'an from Jinyang, why is this? ”
Li Dongsheng put the fan away, and threw his hand down heavily: "Why?" Because two and a half hours don't add up to one hour. ”
No way! Hearing this answer, everyone wanted to rush up and beat Li Dongsheng, what the hell is the problem, isn't it around. Zhang Dasu's tears of grievance were about to fall, he thought it was a learning problem, but he turned it to a math problem for a long time.
Zhang Dasu slapped the table with a "bang": "Are you cheating? ”
Li Dongsheng spread his hands innocently: "Why did I cheat?" I asked you if you would mind answering my question, and you didn't hesitate to say yes, you look at you, it doesn't matter if you can't answer it, we are classmates, and we won't bet like in Linglong Pavilion. ”
"You, you... Zhang Dasu was speechless angrily, Li Dongsheng was still vaguely reminding him for a long time, if you were in Linglong Pavilion, you would probably lose your pants a long time ago, and today in Guozijian is a classmate to give you face.
At this time, Cui Fuzi entered the classroom again, Zhang Dasu didn't dare to make a mistake, and the classmates returned to their seats one by one like mice seeing cats. Cui Fuzi didn't say anything and went straight to class. Don't look at his age, loud voice, and deep study of Jingyi, Li Dongsheng just said that he can memorize Jingyi, and how to annotate it is that he has nine of the ten tricks - none of them. Just listened to Cui Fuzi's explanation, and even listened to it with relish. If he can listen to it, it means that the level of this Cui Fuzi is still okay, otherwise he will not be able to teach the Reckless Hall.
After Zhang Dasu's incident, the classmates knew that Li Dongsheng was not easy to mess with, and they were very interested in not continuing to scold him. Li Dongsheng is not an active person, and he has been in a hurry to get to know them for a long time.
At noon, Li Dongsheng found a problem, it turned out that there was no lunch in the college. In ancient times, people didn't actually eat lunch, because it was an agrarian society, they all ate breakfast in the morning to work in the fields, and did not go home until the evening. Even the bigwigs and emperors in the court are like this, and the Guozijian can't stand out, so there is lunch to serve.
The problem is that Li Dongsheng can't do it, he is used to eating at noon, and if he wants to eat at home, he will ask Xiaoju to go to the kitchen and ask Aunt Six to do it, and call it in the kitchen in Shangshu Mansion. Now no one in the academy is used to him, and he doesn't bring anything with him, so he has to watch everyone eat snacks. When you're hungry, watching others eat snacks is simply tormenting, making Li Dong hungry. I was just about to go out to find Li Dejiao or Li Siwen, they are about the same age, and they are also in the Guozi Prison, and they seem to be sincere.
At this time, a heavenly voice came, "Don't you have any snacks, eat mine." ”
(End of chapter)
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