Chapter 698: Instructor, Will You Laugh?

Now, the two people who have the final final competition have appeared.

One is solemn and the other is instructor No. 2.

solemnly looked at the poker face of Instructor No. 2 and wondered if this guy was suffering from muscle stiffness.

Among so many instructors, only one of the chief instructors, Lao Baimao, has a rich expression on weekdays, and the others are always unsmiling and look like robots.

Standing next to Instructor No. 2, the two waited for the support personnel to set up a new target.

Zhuang Zhuang couldn't help but be curious: "Instructor, do you mind asking something?" ”

Instructor No. 2 squinted his eyes and said solemnly, "Say." ”

Solemnly said: "That...... That ......"

Instructor No. 2 said, "What, this, that?" Something to say. ”

solemnly asked: "I want to know when was the last time you laughed, instructor?" ”

Instructor No. 2 turned his head to look at the senior soldier and said, "I'll laugh, just see when and with whom." Why do you ask this? ”

"It's nothing ......," said solemnly: "I think instructor, when you laugh, you must be more handsome." ”

Instructor No. 2 said, "Do you really want to know when I laughed last time?" ”

Zhuang solemnly nodded hurriedly: "Of course." ”

Instructor No. 2 stared at solemnity intently, and looked at him with a hairy heart.

"Instructor ......"

Before he could finish his words, Instructor No. 2 suddenly spoke again.

"The last time I laughed, it was when I was killing, and I killed a guy who was guilty of a terrible crime. When I saw his brain explode in the sniper scope, it was like a big watermelon filled with tofu brains being smashed with a hammer...... I knew he couldn't hurt anyone anymore, he couldn't threaten our safety anymore, so I laughed......"

The solemn mouth opened wide all at once, and could no longer close.

Holy!

He wanted to say to Instructor No. 2, are you kidding?

But Instructor No. 2's extremely determined and piercing gaze told him that this guy wasn't joking......

Solemnity no longer knows what to say, and he doesn't know what to say appropriately.

Should we applaud?

Cheers for an instructor smashing a head?

Seems like some nonsense.

This is not a celebration of winning the lottery by smashing golden eggs.

"Instructor ......"

Zhuang Zheng wanted to say, instructor, you are amazing, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by instructor No. 2.

"I'm kidding!"

"Huh?" Solemnly stupid: "What did you say, instructor?" ”

"I said I was joking."

Instructor No. 2's face was expressionless again, and the strange and frightening light in his eyes disappeared, as if nothing had ever happened, but he was just dreaming.

"Are you kidding?" Solemn thought there was something wrong with his ears.

"Hmm." Instructor No. 2 said, "Isn't it okay to make a joke, tell a joke, and liven up the atmosphere?" ”

Solemn was dumbfounded again.

It's not funny at all.

In any case, solemnly sure that this instructor No. 2 is a man with a story.

It's just that it's inconvenient to ask again.

I wanted to stick to Instructor No. 2 first and annoy him, just like before the competition with Yu Qunchao just now, but I didn't expect it to be useless at all, but I scared myself.

Now solemnly suddenly felt that it was a stupid thing for him to stand up and compete with Instructor No. 2.

The guy next to him, wearing a camouflage uniform and a buttoned penny, looking like a sculpture and expressionless, was obviously not an ordinary special forces member.

To compete with such a master, solemnly felt that he was thinking too much about the world.

I'm afraid I'm going to lose again.

Lose?

No way!

How can you give up easily?

What happened to the instructor?

What happened to the detachment directly under the headquarters?

What happened to the actual combat?

Even if you lose and don't have to die, it's a big deal to brush the toilet for another month.

Thinking of this, solemnly relieved.

Anyway, he was a nobody, and if he lost, he lost.

What's more, he also won the "Northern Gun King" Yu Qunchao once today, no matter how you calculate it, you have made a lot of money.

The solemn psychological adjustment ability is extremely powerful, and he was stunned by Instructor No. 2 just now, but now he suddenly wants to open it again.

There is some truth in saying that Han prides himself on appreciating solemnity.

Like Zhuang Zheng's character, you say that he is skinny, he also wants face, you say he wants face, sometimes it is really shameless.

said that he trains hard every day, maybe not as hard as Xu Xingguo, but as long as he is solemn and true, he can be more tenacious and hardworking than Xu Xingguo.

As long as you punish him reasonably, even if you punish him as a dog today, you will wake up tomorrow and you will find that he seems to be like a nobody, and he has forgotten all about yesterday.

But if you say that he can't do it and hurt his self-esteem, you will see that from that day on, whatever you say he can't do, he will practice whatever he does until he hits you in the face with his actions.

To put it bluntly, solemnity is a tenacious spring, you pull him, he will grow, let go of the hand, he will immediately rebound, the more you pull him, the more he rebounds......

Tenacity, this is the quality of a solemn personality.

The truck drove over, and the old white hair pointed to the car and said, "Get on board!" ”

"Wait!" Solemnly raised his hand: "Report to the instructor, request to speak." ”

"Say!" The old white hair didn't know that Yan Yan suddenly shouted "wait" before the game, so he asked, "Are you afraid?" ”

"Afraid? I'm afraid it's a grandson. He smiled solemnly and said, "Chief Instructor, can I tell you something?" ”

"You say, don't bother!"

The old white hair couldn't cry or laugh, this kid is really fat, other team members are cautious when talking to him, even if the officer talks to him, but this kid is not timid at all with himself.

Seeing that the old white hair was so crisp, he was a little embarrassed.

"Instructor...... I say...... If I win, can I not use the toilet for the remaining half a month? ”

"And what if you lose?" Old White Mao asked.

Zhuang Zhuang couldn't laugh anymore.

There is a reward and a punishment, and the old white hair is very fair!

You have to have chips to place a bet, don't you? You can't always empty gloves, don't you?

He looked back at Su Huikai, who was sitting on the grass not far away, and asked with his eyes whether this bet was a gamble.

If you win, not only will you have a coke to drink, but you will also not have to go to the toilet.

To be honest, in recent days, Zhuang Zhuang and Su Hui have opened a brush by themselves, and they are about to vomit in front of the potty.

Su Huikai raised his fist, waved it vigorously in front of him, and made a mouth shape: "him!" ”

Solemnly suddenly moved, no, no, no.

It's still interesting enough for Lao Su!

I actually thought that I would lose anyway, even if it was a one-in-a-thousandth chance, if I won, it would be doubled, and there was nothing worse than now, so I increased it.

I didn't think that Lao Su was willing to share the difficulties with him.

Nodding vigorously at Lao Su, he solemnly turned to Lao Baimao and said, "Chief Instructor, I have thought about it, and if I lose, I will take care of the toilet cleaning work for another half a month." ”

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The first update.

Ladies and gentlemen, someone asked me, is Lao Xu so finished?

I'm here to say, how is this possible!

Lao Xu saw me write that he wrote like this, and there was no follow-up, so he didn't come to the door to settle old accounts with me in person? Although I'm not afraid of him, I'm also a comrade-in-arms, so I can't hurt my feelings, right?

Don't worry, the later plot involves the story after the identity of the officer, which is very interesting.