Chapter 566: Someone Came, Picked Their Pants!
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"The great husband stands between heaven and earth, acts decisively, and only seeks to be worthy of the general trend of heaven and earth and people's hearts. As for the etiquette system, there is no need to be rigid. If you had sent a messenger back and forth between Hue and your Lao Tzu for the sake of a parent that day, wouldn't it have chilled the hearts of the people? Missed a big deal? My son is going to do great things, how can he be such a mother-in-law? ”
After not wanting to see Li Shouhan, Shouhan admired Lu Mahong's daughter-in-law. I couldn't stop praising Li Huayu's marriage beautifully!
However, when Lu Mahong served tea to his father-in-law according to Han etiquette, Shouhan couldn't help but secretly praise in his heart, "This stupid son of mine has the same vision as his son!" It's good to pick women! ”
Lu Ma Hong's figure and appearance, if it is according to the aesthetic standards of the court doctors of the Ming Dynasty, like Ao Lei Yilan, belongs to the kind of people who can't be seen. The skin is the kind of Mucuna black that is unique to the mountain people, but the color of the deer red is relatively white, but it is also wheat-colored. The facial features on the face are sharp and angular, and the temperament is resolute and strong; Where can you see the charming temperament of delicate flowers and weak willows?
Sure enough, when the officials saw the dress of the eldest and youngest grandmother of Ning Yuanbo's mansion when she appeared, almost half of the officials present almost dropped their jaws in shock.
The two lotus-like arms are naked, covered with gold and silver rings of different thicknesses, and two sharp blades are worn around their waists. This is clearly the barbarian style of the Savage Land!
It has been a few days since Shouhan organized people to encircle, suppress, and block Abatai in Shandong, and these local officials in Shandong have also changed from unfamiliar to familiar with Ning Yuanbo's style of acting. Privately, there are quite some theories.
"Our uncle, if it is about fighting with soldiers and being loyal to the Ming Dynasty, it is naturally not true." Several local officials in Shandong were quite emotional when they discussed it in private.
But. In the language of the Chinese people, even if there are 10,000 good words in the front, as long as there is a turning word, but something like that, no matter how much foreshadowing is in front, it will be useless. Or even counterproductive.
"But. This self-cultivation and virtue are inevitably negligent! ”
This is quite subtle and polite. There is a direct one, that is, to directly point out the matter of the inner house of the Shouhan!
With the help of well-intentioned people, the fact that Shouhan accepted a mother and daughter in the room is no secret in the officialdom of Denglai and Denglai, Shandong.
Although there are many concubines and big girls hidden in their respective rooms, and some thousand-year-old families still have the right to the tenants to make the first night, this does not prevent them from standing on the moral high ground to judge the Shouhan.
Especially when the latest version of the lace news about the mother and daughter flower came out, it added countless talking points to the officialdom.
This latest upgraded version is, "Ning Yuan Bobao Knife is not old." Mother and daughter flowers sow seeds and sprout! ”
"Tell me, after these two children are born, how should this generation be counted? Is it a brother or an uncle? ”
Among the officials here today, the vast majority of them have heard of this palace secret, although they are quite envious of Uncle Ning Yuan's blessings and abilities in their hearts, but this does not prevent them from continuing to follow in the footsteps of the most holy master of the old ancestor, and they can judge Ning Yuanbo morally according to the way of killing Shao Zhengmao.
However, when someone is experienced, it is discovered from Lumahong's gait, expression, and makeup on his face. When the eldest young grandmother of the Earl's Court was afraid that she was also pregnant at this time, she secretly pondered with evil taste in her heart. How should the next generation of these three children be calculated? How to arrange it?
(Huang Taiji sent a congratulatory telegram from Quang Ninh to say that the pressure was not great, "I and Emperor Taizu Gao also married a woman from the same tribe as a side blessing, according to your etiquette system, Emperor Taizu Gao should call me uncle!") And he had a pair of aunts and nephews in his harem at this time, his queen Zhezhe and the famous "My Filial Piety" Bumu Butai. Thereinto. Princess Gulun Wenzhuang, Princess Gulun Jingduan, and Princess Gulun Yongan are all Zhezhesheng, I don't know how they are related to Bumu Butaisheng's Fulin, Princess Gulun Yongmu, Princess Gulun Shuhui, and Princess Gulun Shuzhe? )
"Sure enough, he is a lucky man of military merit! What is the courtesy, righteousness and shame, and what family heritage do you know? The barbarian nature does not change! Some people denounced the Shouhan father and son's view of mate selection in their hearts.
Lao Tzu's room has a beautiful woman offered by the Sauron people, and a pair of Mongolian women and daughters, which are said to be in Guangzhou, Hue and other places. There are also a lot of barbarian women, such as Siamese, Tianzhu, Shengmiao, Tianfang, Wusizang, and even Hongmaoyi women!
The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, Lao Tzu accepted a bunch of barbarian women, and his son is naturally looking for barbarian women as his wife! As for his baby daughter, she is even more of a living treasure, how can a girl's family go to sea with a group of big men, haunted by the wind and waves?
Alas! The world is declining, and the national law is slackening!
For the sake of face, when Li Huayu, who was also wearing a three-grade official uniform, greeted his Shandong colleagues with a smile as a colleague. Originally, there was no fixed grade. It depends on his original rank. And Li Huayu's original position was that of a Taiwanese health officer. If you investigate it carefully, it is possible to have four or five grades.
As Li Shouhan's eldest son, it is naturally not good for the officials to give Li Huayu a four-grade grade, so everyone will not look good. Not to mention anything else, the bigwigs of the cabinet, the eunuchs of the celebrant and the eunuchs of the palm seal can't deal with each other, not to mention the Jinyi Wei and the flag school of the East Factory staring like wolves. As a result, the Lang Zhong and the clerks of the Ministry racked their brains to find a reason in the system to promote this eldest son of Li.
However, let your officials be as clear as water, it is difficult to prevent officials from slippery like oil.
A bookstore gave Lang Zhong an idea: "The establishment of the military preparation of the national dynasty is not a special shortage. It is for the provincial political envoys and the provincial probationary envoys to participate in politics, senate, deputy envoys and other people. Therefore, there is the issue of grade that adults are worried about. If it is a political envoy, it is from the third grade, and if it is a senator, it is from the fourth grade. If it is appointed as the deputy envoy of the Inspectorate Division, it is the fourth grade. ”
"From the perspective of subordinates. Taiwan and Fujian face each other across the sea, so it is better to promote the eldest son of Li to be the deputy envoy of the Fujian Political Envoy Department, and serve as the deputy envoy of Taiwan's military garrison, supervising the soldiers, horses, money and grain in the place, and also managing Tuntian and Ma Zheng. ”
This is how Li Huayu's Taiwan Bingbei Dao and Li Huaxuan's Banggara Bingbei Dao came about, and the two brothers became the third-grade officials in the Ming civil official system.
looked at the peacock complement on Li Huayu's body. Looking at the cloud, goose, white pheasant, and heron on their bodies, the local officials in Shandong couldn't help but have mixed feelings in their hearts. Pity me for the ten years of hard study, Kejia was born in the right way, and he still can't resist the son of a wealthy family in a wild land!
Everyone has such thoughts, and there will be people who will come out.
Especially when Lu Mahong, who was dressed in a barbarian uniform, sat next to Li Huayu and participated in the banquet of the civil and military officials in Denglai, Shandong, it was even more unbearable!
"Sure enough, it's a barbarian! I don't know anything about etiquette! ”
However, although Lu Ma Hong is dressed strangely, her demeanor is quite decent. The demeanor is also a bit of everyone's demeanor, as the two arms swing, those exquisite gold rings collide from time to time to make a crisp sound.
Out of courtesy and for various purposes, some people planned to slap in with the young marshal, and some people planned to give the young third-grade officer a freshly baked Taiwanese soldier to eat a loss, so they got up and came to toast Li Huayu and his wife.
Some people flattered Li Huayu and his wife, and naturally some people dug pits for Lu Mahong.
But. Although Lumahong was born in the mountains, she is not stupid. It is also a character who has studied on the island of Taiwan, and he can distinguish one or two from the expressions on his faces and some subtleties about the mental tricks of these officials. Which one is here to please his own couple, and which one is to prepare to see his own jokes, there is also some sense of proportion in his heart.
After a few contacts, it was also a decent response. Quite a lot of style. Moreover, it is a good amount of wine for the unique mountain people, and the wine is so dry that a few officials who plan to pour this young lady of Ningyuan Bofu with soju are their own faces.
"I wonder what the young lady has been reading lately? Humble Jing and the little girl happen to be in the provincial capital, if the young lady has leisure, she can come to the door to ask for advice. ”
"Exactly! The young lady is such a figure. It must be the fourth book of women, and the legend of the martyr is familiar with it. Women's red knitting, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all fine!"
Seeing that they can't pour Lu Ma Hong with wine, these guys' brains are also very fast, even if they use their own strengths to attack Lu Ma Hong's shortcomings. In their opinion, what do the barbarian women in the barbarian land know about the four books of women? I'm afraid that I only know the art of fishing and hunting, what kind of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are we talking about?
"In this sage's hometown, the land of poetry and books, naturally I dare not say that I have read books. It's just a few thousand words. I have never read the four books of the women, but I have selected a few of the Analects. ”
There was a hint of excitement on Luma's red wheat-colored face, which she had always been proud of.
After reading the Analects, the smart-minded official immediately made a haha excuse and returned to his seat to no longer participate in the matter.
Just kidding, don't say that she is a woman from a wild land, that is, in the land of Qilu and the land south of the Yangtze River, how many women can say that they know thousands of words and have read the Analects? Such a woman, don't provoke, honestly go back and drink your own wine. Lest you provoke this young lady, it's not easy to play thousands of Dongfan soldiers to launch a rush!
However, there are only a few smart people in this world or people who know the times, otherwise there would be no people who know the times and the saying that they are Junjie has been handed down.
When Lu Mahong said that he had never read the fourth book of women, but had read a few Analects, several officials couldn't help but burst into laughter. Qi Qi set his eyes on an official wearing a six-grade heron supplement uniform.
"Brother Kong Nian, this is the legend of the Holy Master, I'm afraid that you are the only one here who is qualified to sit with the young lady and discuss the Tao."
The official surnamed Kong is the son of the Kong family, and the Qufu County Order is. The ordinary county order is seven products, and some counties under the jurisdiction of Jingshi, Qufu and Nanzhili have six counties. For example, the magistrate of Daxing County in Beijing is the sixth product. Liupin is using the heron as a supplement pattern.
As a rich and headless Confucian family in the world, not only has the title of Yansheng Gong, but also has a large area of fertile land and tenants, in addition to these, the county order of Qufu County has always been held by the children of the Confucian family. It is also a charge against the local administrative and judicial powers.
Unbelief? Go to the Confucius Mansion in Qufu to see, on the lobby of the Yansheng Mansion. Qufu County's customs seals and fire sticks are all placed on the table.
This Mrs. Kong is the outstanding among the children of the Confucian family, if it weren't for the fear that the slaves and thieves would be wandering around and harassing the ancestral mausoleum, with the nobility and arrogance of the Kong family, how could he come to Jinan to meet Li Shouhan, a newly rising nouveau riche?
"The lower official is not talented, and he is the magistrate of Qufu County. I don't know how the young lady reads? ”
"When my grandson was first established in Taiwan, he vigorously promoted education. That's when I went to school and read some books. Although the foreign son spent a lot of effort in Taiwan to vigorously promote education, after all, Taiwan has just opened up grass and opened up thorns, and in the words of a scholar, it is a land of barbarians from abroad. This kind of education and reading is naturally not very good. Most of the women in the village community only know about 500 words, and they can barely write family letters and keep accounts. Some of them can read about 3,000 words. In many cases, when reading newspapers and notices, village women also ask others how to pronounce and mean individual words. to be able to barely read the article. ”
Lu Ma Hong understated, seemingly extremely ordinary words, said that the faces of the adults were blue and red for a while, a place that turned into a barbarian can actually make Li Huayu so far! Don't say that it is a wild place like Taiwan, or a provincial capital like Jinan, and there are a lot of illiterate people, otherwise the position of the scholar would not be so high!
"The young uncle promotes the way of sages in Taiwan. Promote the king, hard work and great results. These students are extremely admirable. Kong Xian Ling said words of great admiration. But he called Li Huayu a young uncle instead of an official title, and the subtext contained in it still said, you are just relying on Lao Tzu.
"But I wonder how the sage's words are being promoted in your place?"
Kong Xian Ling asked a question while looking at Lu Mahong's expression, although he warned himself vigorously in his heart that he should not say anything if he was rude. Don't look at indecent acts. But a pair of eyes still involuntarily looked Lu Ma Hong up and down.
Alas! After taking a few looks, Mrs. Kong couldn't help but think of a letter from Nanjing from his friend in the same year, which mentioned that Ning Yuanbo's other Mrs. Ru, who was also the daughter of a remote barbarian, was called Ao Lei Yilan.
"It's really a family style! Father and son! I like the barbarian wind! ”
But. Lu Ma Hong's next answer suddenly made him ashamed and angry.
"Master Kong, as I said just now, Taiwan is deserted, just as Emperor Taizu said, like a newborn bird, its feathers cannot be plucked. If you come up and implement the Four Books and Five Classics, I am afraid that few people will be able to read and understand them. Therefore, the Four Books and Five Classics are all selected readings, and they can't be memorized backwards like the Ming Dynasty, but I do remember some. ”
"Oh! I don't know which of the sages' sayings the young lady memorized? ”
"For example, Zi once said that Chen Li is listed, and if you can't stop whatever, I don't know if the adults know more things, if you know, please give me more advice."
As soon as Lu Mahong said this, Kong Xianling and the others almost died of a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot!
Confucius did say that "Chen Li is in the list, and those who can't stop it", what does this mean? Translated into the vernacular, it means to do what you can, and to roll the calf if you can't. You have to weigh your own weight, don't occupy the pit and don't
Although the Confucian scholars of later generations claimed to have memorized the Four Books and Five Classics backwards, this sentence of their ancestors was not mentioned much, or it was selectively forgotten. However, others say that it's okay to forget it, but Kong County Ling can't say that he doesn't know or is only a shallow learner. This is the words of your ancestors, isn't your family relying on this to eat in all dynasties? No matter who sits in the Dragon Court in your family, whether it is a Han, Jurchen, Mongol, or anyone else, as long as it is under the banner of respecting Confucianism, the position of the Confucian family cannot be shaken.
Looking at Kong Xianling's face as swollen as a pig's liver, Li Shouhan couldn't help but be overjoyed in his heart, and couldn't stop shouting happily! Huayu's daughter-in-law is well married! This trick of attacking the shield of the son with the spear of the son can be described as superb.
However, this is not the climax, Lu Mahong's words behind him made the faces of a group of civil officials in Shandong crackle.
"I still remember that the saint once said, if you don't hold on to it, and if you don't help it, you will use it for the other?" Lu Mahong really didn't read well, and she once said it one by one, but she responded to that sentence and beat the master to death. In the face of Lu Ma Hong's words, a group of civil officials who had always read the books of sages were speechless!
What does this mean? The meaning is that if you don't help him when you can't stand up, and don't help him when you fall, then what do you want you, the person who guides the blind to walk, do? By extension, what do you do if you don't help in times of crisis?
It turned out that Kong Lao Er had this remark. At that time, Ran You told Kong Lao Er that the Ji family was going to cut off, and Kong Lao Er was very unhappy and squirted Ran You. Ran You said that this is what Ji Sun meant, not what we meant, and we can't stop it if the leader speaks. Kong Lao Er was even more unhappy, and said directly: Chen Li is listed, and if he can't, he will stop. Then he said: If the sovereign is in danger, you can't help and support it, and if the sovereign's career is about to end, you can't save it, so what are you doing with you, the person who assists?
This is undoubtedly a slap in the face of Chi Guoguo! And in the middle of the public, he was slapped in the face by a woman who had not been civilized for a long time from a savage place, and in the words of his ancestors, "Is it tolerable, which is unbearable?" ”
Suddenly, this group of civil officials left behind their original intention of embarrassing Lu Mahong, Li Huayu, and even Li Shouhan, who was in a high position. I only remember that I was greatly wronged and insulted, and asked Li Shouhan, as a parent, to discipline your son and daughter-in-law!
"Uncle, I have a word. Since the founding of Taizu, I have always attached importance to the Xia Dynasty, so there is a tribute from all directions, and the southwest is the center. However, today's uncle's daughter-in-law is dressed in a bearded costume and has feather ornaments, which is not suspected of changing summer with raze. I am not talented, I still remember the teachings of my ancestors, so I would rather die than agree with the matter of leaving the left. If the young lady's uniform color is not changed today, a certain family cannot be listed with the young lady! ”
It's a bit of a game of tricks. Shouhan cursed in his heart. Playing hooligan with me, though? You're still a little younger! Just right! Didn't you say that your ancestors taught you? Lao Tzu will use your ancestors to embarrass you!
"Parent Kong, it's really a saint Miao descendant! You said it well and right. But since your family claims to be dressed that hasn't changed for 3,000 years, why do you wear pants? These pants were introduced by King Zhao Wuling from the Fanbang Hu people, how to make them? Come on, wait for Master Kong to change clothes! ”
Without waiting for Kong County's order to react, the Dongfan soldiers who were waiting on both sides had already seen that this guy was not pleasing to the eye, and as soon as the young lady came in, these guys picked their noses and raised their eyes. If you don't give them a few colors to see, do you really think that our Ningyuan Bofu is a good man and a woman? !
Several people serve one, just like a soap carving chasing Ziyan, and even more like a tiger holding a lamb, and they peeled off the middle clothes of Kong Xianling and others without much effort.
In the hall, which was still laughing and laughing, it became silent in an instant, and the civil and military officials present looked at this scene blankly one by one. Suddenly, several officials who had been stripped of their pants whimpered and sobbed. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter ddxiaoshuo), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to ddxiaoshuo WeChat public account! (To be continued......)