Chapter One Thousand and One Ears Hear the Chaos Outside the City
For the rest of the autumn of the fifth year of the Ming Dynasty, the Ming army continued to launch offensives in the eastern and southern parts of Henan and the Huaiyou region in the south of Zhili. In mid-September, Gao Bizheng, the main general of the Ming army, led 62,200 men and horses of the right front army of the imperial camp of the headquarters from Nanyang, Henan Province, to march eastward, and attacked the county seat of Queshan County, Runing Prefecture, Henan Province at night, and took the Queshan County Order out of the concubine's room at lightning speed. From climbing the city wall and opening the city gate to looking at the naked body of the concubine of Queshan County, it only took a pillar of incense (15 minutes) before and after.
Not only did the defenders of Queshan not have time to react, but they didn't even have time to put on the master's clothes, and they were all captured. Gao Bizheng, who came to the county office, was a little confused in his heart, and while restraining himself, he said to himself: "The discipline of my Ming army is very strict now, and no one can violate it, not even Lao Gao." Why is the concubine of this county order, why doesn't she wear clothes? She is trying to do something wrong, although Lao Gao can't touch her because of the military order, but if she has bad intentions, Lao Gao can kill her. ”
With that, he raised his axe and walked towards the slippery body of the little concubine, swallowing saliva as he walked. The concubine shouted in fear: "Which woman is blind and will have bad intentions towards you, do you think too much?" Gao Bizheng stopped and said with relief: "I was afraid that you would fall in love with my boss Gao just now, and I wanted to kill you, since you didn't mean that, I'm relieved, you go!" The woman said, "I'm not leaving!" Lao Gao said: "Look, what did I say, you are still in love with me, right?" The woman said, "At least you have to give me back your clothes so that I can go out!" Gao Bizheng threw the clothes to her, smelled them before, and said, "Oh, this is your clothes, and they are quite fragrant, hehe." ”
The woman was let go by him, and the right front army of the imperial camp repaired in Queshan County for another night, and then left only a hundred-man team to be responsible for the security of the county and the affairs of regimental training and recruitment, and hurriedly marched to the northeast of Queshan.
"Dashuai, are we going to attack Runing Mansion?" Jiang Jianxun caught up with Gao Bizheng's war horse and asked him. Gao Bizheng leaned into the armor with a horsewhip and scratched his back and said, "Yes, I know and ask, what's wrong with Runing Mansion?" "Dashuai, do you know what this Runing Mansion used to be called?" Gao Bizheng shook his head and said: "Then where do I know where to go, you read a lot of books, you say, what was it called before?" ”
Jiang Jianxun replied solemnly: "This Runing, it was called Caizhou before the Jin Dynasty, are you familiar with this place?" The final battle between the Jin army and the Mongolian and Song coalition forces took place here. The last two emperors of the Jin Dynasty also died here, and the Jurchen Wanyan Dynasty's Great Jin Dynasty was brought to an end by the Mongols and the Song after the bloody battle of Caizhou. ”
Gao Bizheng let out an enlightened 'ah', and then asked seriously: "What is the full stop for?" Jiang Jianxun was speechless for a long time, and his expression was very painful. The last general thought that you would ask about the war between the Mongols, Jin, and Song. Gao Bizheng said: "I know more about the war than you, don't worry, you say it's the Three Kingdoms, even if you come to the Thirty Kingdoms, we are not afraid of him, what Mengjin Song, all of them are not good, but is it very powerful to draw a full stop, and can you kill two emperors?" ”
The general wanted to tell Gao Bizheng that it would be interesting to take Runing Mansion, but Gao Bizheng's answer was even more interesting, the two were not on the same channel at all, Jiang Jianxun gave up, and Gao Bizheng had to return to the team and chatter with his war horse while tickling.
However, Gao Bizheng didn't have to care too much about leaving a full stop for Ru Ning, he could directly draw an ellipsis. There are more than 1,000 Qing legions in the city of Runing Mansion, although the Qing Dynasty still owes them wages and has not been paid, but this group of masters is no longer ready to ask for it, they are ready to rob it. When the news of the conquest of Queshan was sent to Runing Mansion overnight, the prefect immediately ordered the regimental training envoys to organize men and horses, sharpen their swords and prepare for battle.
The knife was also sharpened, and the sword was fast, but the villagers put the knife on the neck of the prefect and the regimental training envoy. In this matter, the brocade clothes and guards hidden in the township played an organizational role, and the prefect and the group practiced to make the gold and silver treasures and antique beauties at home play a tempting role. So the development of the plot finally ends with the prefect and Tuanlian both being hung up, watching their family wealth being robbed, and then listening to the glamorous voices of the women of the family and their former subordinates filming the island action movie together. By the time Gao Bizheng arrived at Runing City, everything here had already ended, and the Jinyi guards in the city had already set up wine and food to welcome him.
In Runing Mansion, Gao Bizheng left another 1,000 men to be responsible for the garrison here, and asked Jiang Jianxun to lead 8,000 troops to occupy other areas of Runing Mansion, and then led the main force to continue the march, this time targeting Xiangcheng in the northeast of Runing City.
When he arrived in Xiangcheng, he was already under the jurisdiction of Chenzhou Mansion in eastern Henan, and Gao Bizheng was getting closer and closer to the main force of the Qing army in Dolgon. However, Gao Bizheng has a big heart, and the more dangerous things will be, the more exciting he feels. Xiangcheng's county order is quite lucky, backed by the main army not far away, and the villagers in the city are also honest, they did not take the money of the county commander's family as their own money, let alone the county commander's family as their own daughters.
So before Gao Bizheng needed to attack Xiangcheng, he and Jiang Jianxun decided to discuss it again, and finally felt that it was more civilized to salute first and then soldier. When Gao Bizheng shouted to the city, 'Confess strictly, resist more strictly'. The county magistrate who had no bad habits also appeared in the city, but the county magistrate didn't take Gao Bizheng's broken gong throat seriously at all.
He stood in front of more than 300 villagers in the city with a goatee and was about to sing the empty city plan to Gao Bizheng, and the line was: "I am watching the mountain scenery from the city tower, and I can hear the chaos outside the city." The banner waved the flip, but it turned out to be a soldier sent by Sima. After posing, he only sang a sentence, but unexpectedly he was hit by a black foot in his back, and the county magistrate came from the city wall and came in a free fall. He is an artist, but he has become a victim of the laws of physics, but this is also performance art.
After taking Xiangcheng, Jiang Jianxun found the black-footed Xiang Yong and said, "Come, you come over here, General Gao wants to ask you." "That Xiangyong came to Gao Bizheng's face." What does the marshal command? Gao Bizheng asked, "Why are you kicking him?" And it makes so much effort! ”
That Xiang Yong said: "The little one is because I don't like to listen to him sing Peking Opera." After Jiang Jianxun listened to Xiang Yong's motive for committing the crime, he patted this Xiang Yong on the shoulder very sympathetically and said: "You did the right thing, which shows that you are a very principled person." But I advise you to hurry up, and don't ask for a silver reward, because the broken gong and singing voice of my dragon and tiger general is also very difficult to hear. But if you don't want to hear it, it's not him who will be kicked, but you. ”