Hou Xing said: "Erchen is not a heavy minister, Annan's errand also made the minister as light as a swallow, and he lost more than ten catties of fat. Quan Weiguo healed the scars and forgot the pain, and leaned up to Hou Xing and said: "My thousand-year-old soldier, only fat pigs will lose weight, when did you learn this hand?" ”

Hou Xing smiled at the Queen Mother, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth to scold Quan Weiwei: "I'm talking about business, I don't have time to be poor with you." Everyone didn't see any serious look on his face at all, and he said like a person: "This time, Erchen brought you a good thing, a piece of Burmese jade." Zhu Si said disdainfully: "What the hell is I, just a jade, or a Burmese product." Hou Xing arched his hand to Zhu Si and said: "Long live the Lord is really well-informed, but have you ever seen a three-thousand-pound jadeite?" ”

Shu Yao and Mei'er were so shocked that they covered their mouths, and the two old ladies pretended not to think so, but their faces were already glowing. Fortunately, Su Pei and Mu Qing helped the royal people to hold up the scene, and they didn't care about the three-thousand-pound jadeite, which was like floating clouds, but they all came to Zhu Si's side. Because our emperor heard that the 3,000-pound jade had become his own, and the nosebleeds flowed downward, and he didn't forget to wipe it with civilian clothes, so he became a big cat. But after wiping, the nosebleeds still don't stop.

Almost all people's souls were hooked by the legendary jadeite, which made Hou Xing very proud, and said to Zhu Sidao, who had a nosebleed: "Brother Chen is only because this piece of jade is too big, and the turnover transportation is too inconvenient, so he has been waiting to transport it to the capital to go back, and the brother is afraid that there is a risk in shipping, so it has been transported by land, but many soldiers and people have been mobilized. ”

Hou Xing was spitting and boasting, and the brocade guards shouted 'roar' and got closer and closer to the Imperial Garden. The huge jade passed through the Bei'an Gate, and then passed the Xuanwu Gate, and slowly entered the Imperial Garden, which looked more than one person tall, six or seven hugging thick.

Zhu Si circled around this big jadeite, admired, and turned around to ask Hou Xing, who was following him: "There is such a big piece of jadeite in Myanmar, which is much stronger than Song Huizong's Huashi Gang." The voice was sharp and long, like a duck barking, and then look at him, one side of the two nostrils was stuffed with a daughter-in-law's silk handkerchief, Su Pei and Mu Qing's silk handkerchief was white in his nose, long, and really like a pair of tusks.

Hou Xing said: "But isn't it, I heard Qian Guogong say that such a thing is not the most rare in Myanmar, and there are bigger ones in him, but no matter how big they are, the younger brother can't transport them!" Listening to this, Zhu Si asked inexplicably: "What are you doing in Myanmar?" How did you meet Mu Tianbo, why didn't these things be performed? What about Annan, who said yes? You didn't find your way to Annam, but you robbed the wrong country, right? ”

Hou Xing swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then said: "Well, it's not because this transaction is too big, I want to surprise the imperial brother, and the younger brother will present it now." In fact, this is the case, the younger brother only thought about going to Annan to rob and take advantage, but because of the goose plucking, he angered the local people there and suffered some losses. They chased them into the forest, but the forest was so big that even the guide who led the way for the courtiers turned around, and thousands of robbers got lost in the forest, and almost fed the ants, and then went around to Burma. The minister told the Burmese that he was a Ming official and took the wrong path. Because we were afraid of our Ming Dynasty, the Burmese did not dare to embarrass us, so they contacted the Duke of Qianguo to meet us. The Burmese also escorted us to Yunnan. But when he was about to reach the border, Qianguo Gong saw these good things, and it turned out that these jadeites from Myanmar were born in the mountains on the border with the Ming Dynasty. If it weren't for the public knowledge of Qianguo, the younger brother would definitely not know what jadeite rough was. Brother Huang, Brother Huang? ”

Hou Xing called twice, and finally pulled Zhu Si back to reality. "Brother Huang, I think we should not fight the idea of Annan, that place is estimated to be not as profitable as Burma, and if it is to fight Burma, the younger brother can still pull the Duke of Qianguo to do it together. Even if you don't fight, you can change your career to Myanmar to open mines! At least he's very knowledgeable, hehe. ”

Zhu Si finally stopped bleeding from his nose, he pulled out the two handkerchiefs from his nostrils, stuffed them all into Hou Xing's hands, and scolded him: "Look at your little bit of talent, the strategy to recover Annan was only decided yesterday, and today you instigated me to change it?" Is it possible? Besides, what do you think Mu Tianbo can help you? When Sun Kewang fought in Yunnan, he was alone, except for the will to guard Yunnan for generations, he wanted to have no soldiers, and he had no generals. Unexpectedly, Zhu Si looked back at the huge piece of Fei Cui, and his voice gradually became smaller: "But looking at his eyesight, it's not bad to be a fallen master with you." ”

Naturally, Hou Xing didn't hear this, and he didn't know what the master was. At this time, Shu Yao ran over and tugged at Zhu Si's sleeve and begged: "Shilang, such a big piece of jade, can't we just put it in the imperial garden, what if someone steals it?" Zhu Si angrily nodded at Shu Yao's forehead and asked, "How could I marry such a stupid and greedy mother-in-law like you, such a big thing, you steal one for me to see!" Even if dozens of thieves came, before they could transport this thing out of the canal river, they would all be tired and vomit blood! ”

As he spoke, he snatched back the two ivory handkerchiefs in Hou Xing's hand, shook them in front of Shu Yao, and said, "If anyone is stupid enough to want to move this big stone away, it will definitely be the same as I just now!" Besides, can dozens of thieves get into the palace? Shu Jiao said weakly: "You are not tired, you are scared, and besides, it is a nosebleed." Let me see, eh, why don't you flow? Zhu Si said: "Do you want to take care of it?" It's my blood that flows, give you a handkerchief. "This handkerchief is the queen's sister and Qing'er's ......" "Can't you take it and wash it for me?" This is what I want to take away, so that I don't have to be scared of what I see on the road, and keep my nose plugged. "Oh." Shu Yao obediently took the handkerchief.

Hou Xing didn't forget to ask Zhu Si: "Long live the lord, then are we still going to Annan?" The younger brother is afraid that if he gets beaten and lost again this time, he will not be able to go to Burma. Zhu Si said: "Letting your kid lead the troops is the biggest failure, you are a transport captain." Fortunately, this is to transport good things home, if you lose all the weapons and equipment of the Ming Dynasty in Annan, see how I clean you up. Hou Xing reminded: "Brother Huang, robber, it's said that he is a robber, not an official army." Zhu Si put aside him and said: "Don't care about robbers or jadeite, there is a matter of jadeite in Myanmar, Mu Tianbo has mentioned it before, but he also feels that now is not the time." ”

(End of chapter)