"Alas, what a cultivator, why do you say you are suffering?"

In front of the hospital bed in the big tent of the wounded soldiers, Wei Si peeled an orange, broke a petal and handed it to Lao Dao: "It's okay now, the butt burns off two layers of skin, you lie here on your stomach, how much you suffer." ”

Cao Daochang suffered a big crime this time, and what he told Ying Ming was not to dispel the shock, but that he felt that he would not survive at that time, and he wanted to tell Ying Ming about the newly discovered ingredients.

He was talking about nitrate, alcohol and silver, the culprits of the explosion.

As for how it exploded, Cao Daochang himself didn't know, when he turned his back to take something in the attic, his back suddenly exploded behind him, and the power was really not small, the bottles and cans on the table were blown up, smashed into the window and smashed the glass.

And his burned buttocks, it was the clay pot with alum oil on the table that was blown up, splashing his buttocks, and the clothes were burned and stuck to the buttocks, which should not have been so damaging, this kind of monastic accident had been encountered by the Taoist chief before, as long as it was sucked off a little bit with a cloth, and then rushed into the water to make a big problem.

The bad thing is that the military doctor has no experience in dealing with it, and if you come up and wipe it hard, the two layers of skin on the ass and balls will be considered ruined.

In fact, Cao Daochang's injury was not as serious as it seemed at the time, otherwise how could he still have the leisure to see what was falling on the ground downstairs, but he was stunned by the explosion and his body coordination, and he fell from the upstairs without holding his arm, and he fell too hard this time.

Ying Ming is a person who practices martial arts, jumping down from the second floor and knowing how to roll in the mud to unload his strength, the old way is good, it is true to fall to the ground, Ying Ming's sound is mainly because he scared himself in his dream and shouted twice, and the old Tao was serious and smashed on the ground.

His arms were broken, his feet were twisted, and his buttocks were burned, and he couldn't take care of himself.

The old Taoist priest handed the orange to his mouth with his uninjured right hand with difficulty, and the wound was so painful that he snorted in pain, and said angrily: "It's okay to wash the gold, but how did I know that it will blow up when I wash the silver." ”

Cao Daochang's experiment originated from his discovery that alum oil can remove rust, the metal is dirty and rusty, and the bubbles will be clean with some water bubbles, and later used alum oil to make nitrate, and found that nitrate can also remove rust, and then he had a piece of silver dirty, and it was not good to wipe it with alcohol, so he put it in the nitrate jar.

"I heard that you, the cultivators, don't all fly the eaves and walk the wall, and you have martial arts in all directions on weekdays."

Wei Jinzhong frowned, looked like he was exploring the truth, and raised his thumb and said: "Look at the Mongolian Wang Jinzhong who has the same name as me, he went up with a high wall, and we have a hole in the broken city wall, and you can climb it with your bare hands, saying that you learned from the Taoist, why did you land on the ground on your stomach?" ”

"Who told you it would?"

The old Taoist priest with a sore butt was not angry: "Those cultivators in other people have a teacher, and they practice martial arts, do you think I look like a Taoist priest who studies martial arts?" What I learned was cultivation, and the emphasis on cultivation was to cultivate the mind, and to find the Dragon and Tiger Daojun Temple to find the road to become an immortal, the old way did not learn martial arts, these small paths, useless. ”

"Why is the martial arts a small way, don't blow with you, we have practiced wrestling and arching horses since we were young, and we also have a prestige on the street of my hometown, and the archery club can't shoot me, and if you lose the bet, you will go to their archery to win silver, and this time I will shoot eight people."

Wei Si's eyes showed disappointment: "Originally, I heard that you were from the Dragon and Tiger Dao Jun Temple, and I thought that you had the martial arts of Tongtian, and I wanted to learn a trick or two from you, alas." ”

So disappointed.

In fact, Wei Jinzhong followed his father-in-law from Muye to Puli County, and he didn't have the idea of seeing Cao Changqing of Zhixian County, this Taoist priest had various beliefs in Wei Si's mind, and his image was extremely magnificent.

First of all, Longhu Daojun Temple was born; secondly, the followers of Chen Shigong's book; Moreover, he almost single-handedly harvested the hearts of the people in the county in the plague.

This experience is so glorious in Wei Si's heart.

As a result, he saw a real person, an old Taoist priest who was pondering alchemy in the attic and blew his ass up, and said that he was pursuing the avenue of cultivating immortals.

It made him lose interest at once, and it was better to go to a brothel to serve him.

Wei Siyi pursed his lips and said: "What I said is crazy, Dao Chief, you live for two hundred years first, you can't live for two hundred years, what kind of immortal will you be." ”

"Originally, I thought that if a bull-nosed old Taoist pops up and says look at you, Wei Jinzhong's bones are amazing, and he is a good seedling for cultivation, believe it or not, Lao Tzu immediately rolled up his sleeves and kowtowed to call Master...... Look at you now, it's enough to live to 200, but it's free. ”

The old Taoist priest was not ambiguous, he was not honest lying on the hospital bed with his buttocks, he looked at Wei Jinzhong from the bottom to the top with his eyes, and chuckled: "You can pull it down, are you worthy of being a Taoist?" ”

The contemptuous look almost made Wei Jin jump up in anger, threw the orange on the table, and said: "Lao Tzu slept in a brothel for a day and could see a Sanban monk to preach to me, why is it that you are not even worthy of being a Taoist priest?" is so virtuous, how can you compete with other people's native religions! ”

"What is there to fight with them, delay the cultivation of the Taoist master."

These words made Wei Jinzhong laugh angrily, got up and pointed at Lao Dao's buttocks, and said, "That's it, blowing up the ass is also considered a practice?" Then if you blow yourself up and kill yourself, you will become an immortal? ”

The Taoist priest didn't say anything to Wei Siduo, pouted his ass and brought the orange to himself, stuffed the skinless place in his mouth, and said slowly after eating two bites: "Have you ever seen an immortal, or have you seen a Tao, what is an immortal, what is Tao?" ”

Wei Si shook his head.

Who has ever seen that thing?

"Lao Dao used to think that if he wanted to ask for immortals, he had to bow and worship, kowtow and pound garlic, but later when Dao Ye saw Chen Dashuai, he could call the water machine hammer forging fire machine automatically, and the world changed color when it was released, which was the recent immortal that Lao Dao had seen in his life."

"Later, I was fortunate to meet Beiyang first-class Physician Chen, a person who can live to cut his neck, but he can make people live if his breath is not stopped, is this an immortal? Is the technique they use the Tao or not? ”

"When the macaque hits the bird gun in front of you and startles it and scatters in all directions, are you a fairy in its eyes? It's like garlic on your head, and you can make the beast just like you? Even if you're happy, it's just a reward for some blood food. ”

"But if the macaque picks up the bird and points at you, can you not be afraid, can you not run?"

Wei Jinzhong's eyes changed, and he felt that this old Taoist priest with his eyebrows and sideburns pouting was a little scary.

What exactly does he take as his word?

"When Lao Dao's injury is healed, he will do experiments again, although Lao Dao doesn't know why this thing will explode by itself, but the power of the three essence explosions is far better than gunpowder, and the bottle can still be broken without a cannon barrel, and if it is in the cannon barrel, it will be able to break the formation and destroy the city."

Lao Dao used his uninjured right hand to stroke his beard that had been burned by the smoke and fire: "This is the Tao of Lao Dao, and if you understand this, you are cultivating the Dao." ”