Chapter 37: Deceived
Zhuang honestly felt that his Langjun was a little improper, no, it was abnormal.
At breakfast, Guoguo worked hard to drink porridge with a small spoon on the side, and after a while, he raised his head and habitually waited for his brother to feed.
But Shen An was in a daze, and the chopsticks held a slip of noodles to his mouth, but he let the noodles slowly slide into the bowl.
"Lang Jun!"
"Ahh
Shen An put the empty chopsticks into his mouth before he came to his senses.
"Brother!"
Guoguo opens its mouth, like a chick waiting to be fed.
Shen An sighed, and then took a piece of stewed rotten meat with the head of his chopsticks and fed it.
A bowl of stewed meat with bamboo shoots, a bowl of noodles, and a bowl of vegetable porridge, this is the breakfast of Shen An's brothers and sisters.
"Lang Jun, what should we send for Bao Gong's birthday?"
Lao Bao's 60th birthday is approaching, although he is silent, he knows what he should know.
This old man hasn't been alive for a few years, right?
Shen An didn't know when Lao Bao went, but looking at his appearance, it should be no problem to live for another ten years.
Decade...... Give him a congratulatory gift every year, and the landlord's family has no surplus food!
Shen An touched his chin and pondered, and said: "Bao Gong is old, and it is inconvenient for me to go as a civilian, so I will give a small silver Buddha, which has a good meaning, and it will not be said to be a bribe." ”
Zhuang Laoshi hurriedly went outside to customize the silver Buddha, Shen An ate breakfast, and took his sister out for a walk.
He needed to calm his mind.
went out for a trip, bought a piece of caramel for Guoguo, and then led her back, Shen An's mood had regained his calmness.
Later, Zhuang Laoshi bought a small silver Buddha and came back, Shen An looked at it, and then remembered the big silver coin of the year, so he leaned over to his mouth and blew it.
There is no repercussion!
Shen An was a little disappointed, and then put the silver Buddha on the table.
"Little lady, be careful!"
Guoguo was sitting next to his brother and eating caramel candy, and when he saw that the silver Buddha was fun, he reached out to touch it, but one put it and touched it, and the silver Buddha fell to the ground......
Guoguo was frightened, and looked like she wanted to cry.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not broken."
Shen An hurriedly comforted his sister, but Zhuang Honest's face gradually became gloomy.
He leaned over and picked up the silver Buddha, and then flicked it hard with his fingers, grinning in pain.
Seeing this, Shen An took the silver Buddha and asked, "Do you think it will be fake?" ”
Zhuang honestly said angrily: "Lang Jun, the sound of the silver falling to the ground is not so muffled. ”
it!
Shen An was also angry, he bit the Buddha's ear without hesitation, and then let go to take a look.
"It's silver!"
Zhuang honestly said very firmly: "Lang Jun, do you want to let the villain fall again?" ”
Shen An didn't nod, and when Zhuang was regretting it, Shen An smashed the silver Buddha out.
"Poof...... Poof...... Burst! ”
The silver Buddha bounced on the ground a few times and stopped, but Zhuang honestly sneered: "Just now it sounded like something was shaking inside, this is clearly the Buddha statue of the silver bag!" ”
These profiteers!
Shen An, who had always thought that the goodwill here was good, was depressed, so that Zhao Zhongjun didn't react when he came in.
Zhao Zhongjun took the silver Buddha and fell a few more times, and the sound of something inside became clearer.
He said firmly: "This is silver-clad lead." ”
Shen An was depressed, and when he heard this, he asked, "How do you know?" ”
Zhao Zhongjun said proudly: "My mother's birthday, my father bought a silver bracelet for my mother, and then my mother quietly let people melt and prepare to make a seal for me, but it almost choked my motherly ......"
This unlucky child is still gloating, what a big heart!
Shen An remembered the Divine Sect in history, and it seemed that he was more determined to forge ahead, otherwise he would not have made a bet to give Wang Anshi the power to reform.
But the Divine Sect in history and the bear child in front of him don't look like people at all.
Shen An habitually slapped him, and Zhao Zhongjun also habitually touched the back of his head, and said angrily: "You hit me again!" ”
"Hand slipped!"
Shen An casually perfunctory him, and then said murderously: "It actually deceived us, if this birthday gift is given out, do I want this face?!" ”
The Lord humiliates his ministers to death!
Zhuang honestly said with an angry face: "Don't worry, Lang Jun, the villain will go to them for trouble." If you don't figure this out today, the villain will die outside his store. ”
Loyalty!
Shen An said with relief: "This matter is simple, you call Yao Lian, if that family doesn't admit it...... Let's go together. ”
"Kill them!"
Zhuang honestly felt that he had done a bad job, and he hated to raze that jewelry store to the ground at this moment.
Zhao Zhongjun said happily: "I'll go find Kaifeng Mansion!" ”
Shen An's eyes rolled and stared at him with a little unkindness.
If nothing else, this baby is the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty.
Can the emperor be so foolish?
"I know Bao Zheng in Kaifeng Mansion, I don't need you."
Shen An went out violently, with Guoguo on the left, Zhao Zhongjun on the right, and Yao Lian behind him......
This is the life of a human being!
Shen An realized that he was now standing with an eagle on his shoulder, and walked all the way to the jewelry store with his head held high.
Zhuang was honest with anger in his stomach, and when he went in, he shouted: "Where are you shopkeepers? Call him out! ”
The jewelry store is either gold or silver, and a group of women are choosing, smiling amiably.
The shopkeeper is a middle-aged man, and the guys are all women.
Shen An's appearance was like a tornado, destroying the atmosphere in the store.
The shopkeeper looked up at Shen An slightly, and said unhappily: "Get out!" ”
The women turned their heads one after another, and then opened their mouths slightly, all surprised and excited to see a good show.
Shen An's eyes turned slightly, and he said with a smile: "Get a lead block first, and then pour silver outside, your business is really good!" ”
A woman was holding a silver bracelet in her hand, but as soon as she let go of her hand, the bracelet fell to the ground.
The shopkeeper roared, "Kill him!" ”
Killing is naturally just angry talk, but the two guys who came out from behind were carrying wooden sticks in their hands.
"Hit!"
Shen An threw out the silver Buddha in his hand, hitting the shopkeeper's face.
Yao Lian knew that this was the moment to verify his strength value, so he rushed over excitedly.
The shopkeeper covered his face and shouted, "Good fight!" Well played! Wait for my Ah Lang to come and see how you die! ”
Then he saw that Yao Lian had solved his two buddies in a few clicks, and he clapped his hands easily.
The women exclaimed, their faces flushed, apparently the conflict had made them feel worth the fare.
"Break his leg!"
Zhao Zhongjun shouted excitedly, making Shen An's face black.
He didn't know what the original Divine Sect looked like, but now Zhao Zhongyan has developed in the direction of gentleness.
If it continues to develop, what will become of the Great Song Dynasty in the future?
Yao Lian is also crazy, and immediately knocked down the shopkeeper who rushed over with one punch, and then turned around to show his skills.
Shen An slowly squatted beside the shopkeeper, stretched out his hand, and Yao Lian handed over the silver Buddha on the ground.
"I offended the king of Huayuan County, but the family is poor, I wanted to get a silver Buddha for him to dissipate his anger, but you got a silver bag of lead to fool people...... What do you say? ”
"Shen An......"
Shen An's glorious deeds of slapping Zhao Yunliang's face instantly came to mind. Others don't know, but the shopkeeper has a relative who is a guard in the palace...... The shopkeeper subconsciously wanted to slap himself.
"The villain is willing to pay ......"
Who can afford to offend a county king?
The shopkeeper instantly decided to kneel.
Shen An smiled very kindly: "This is the right to change when you know your mistakes, it's just that you made me miss the time to give gifts, and if you help me send it back, you will say that you are offended...... What do you think? ”
The shopkeeper looked embarrassed and felt that it was a chore.
Shen An waved his hand, and Yao Lian on the side made a gesture to smash the silver Buddha.
"The villain is going, this is going!"