Yawning and going to the court, this is the norm in the Great Song Dynasty.

Shen An arrived outside the imperial city, first smiled at the grand scene of the 'zombie siege', and then dismounted.

"Why is it so quiet?"

The officials under the city were silent, the sky was dark, and they stood there motionless, Shen An was a little panicked.

You guys...... It can't be a dream, right?

Suddenly, some officials were giving their hands to the front, and then many people were following suit.

Silent salute, but solemn.

Shen An returned to his soul at this time, "I really thought I was dreaming!" ”

"What did you dream about?"

"I dreamed that all the officials had become zombies."

Syllable!

The back of his head was twitched, and the technique and strength were very familiar, and Shen An felt that he was living in reality.

Shen An rubbed the back of his head and said angrily: "They didn't make a sound, I thought it was a dream!" ”

Bao Zheng said angrily: "Everyone is thanking you." ”

"Thank me for what?"

Shen An still didn't know, but he was happy in his heart.

"You got the Shenwei crossbow, this time Fuzhou resisted the enemy thanks to this thing, so you have made a meritorious service, and everyone is thanking you. But don't think you'll be able to get along with the officials from now on......"

"I know, one is one, two is two, and after they give up, they are still opposed."

"Guo Qian of Guozijian said that he wanted to invite you back, you can do it yourself, don't make a fool of yourself when the time comes......"

Bao Zheng finally admonished him, and then went to the side of the Zaifu.

The official family was still calling for him to come out and take over as the third envoy, but Bao Zheng did not agree.

That's what it means to be reserved.

For example, if the official says that you are worthy of heaven and earth, and want to worship you, then you will definitely refuse, and the more times you refuse, the better and greater your reputation will be.

If you refuse hundreds of times, it is estimated that you will be the first perfect person in ancient and modern times.

This is hypocrisy.

Bao Zheng definitely wants to be the third envoy, after all, he is promoted, and he is in charge of the Great Song Dynasty's wealth and endowment yamen, so don't feel too sour.

“…… What did Ayu-kyu eat in the morning? ”

The Zaifu gathered together, but it was a little dull, Zeng Gongliang asked casually.

Han Qi also said casually: "I ate a bowl of that noodle in the morning, and I was very full." ”

"Powder? What powder? What does it taste like? ”

Zeng Gongliang also likes to ponder what to eat, so he asked when he heard the words.

Han Qi was still a little drowsy, he yawned and said: "It's just that the ground powder is dried with the stomach and intestines of wild boars, which is good for the stomach and intestines, and now the old man can eat more." ”

Zeng Gongliang couldn't help but be dumbfounded, "Isn't this Shen Ankai's prescription?" ”

Bao Zheng, who happened to pass behind Han Qi, immediately turned around and went back.

"What prescription did you give Han Qi?"

Lao Bao's face was not good, and Shen An naturally wanted to shout injustice: "No! I hate to poison him with a bowl of poison, how can I prescribe a prescription for him? ”

Bao Zheng thought about it, but Zeng Gongliang's words were convincing, and he felt that he was ......

"What wild boar's stomach and intestines, dried and grounded, I have to eat a big bowl early in the morning."

Gastrointestinal?

it!

Shen An was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that he would be regarded as the truth by Han Qi when he said it casually.

Just the stomach, not the intestines!

Bao Zheng knew that this kid was bad as soon as he saw his appearance, and he said angrily: "Han Qi said that eating it is good for his stomach and intestines, and the old man was also moved when he saw that Zeng Gongliang...... Anyway, the old man may eat? ”

What rice?

Zeng Gongliang also wants to eat?

Shen An felt that he was afraid that he had opened a magic box, and from then on, the important ministers in the court changed their breakfast and ate all the flour of the wild boar's stomach and intestines.

Will wild boars be exterminated as a result?

Shen An felt that he was a little lacking in morality.

He glanced around, but there was no one.

"Bao Gong, as long as the stomach of the wild boar, and eat a little at a time, it's fine, eat a big bowl...... That's when you eat it! ”

Bao Zheng felt that this kid was really too bad.

But he rejoiced.

Later, he entered the palace and entered the palace all the way.

The small court meeting is still the same thing, and Shen An wants to sleep when he listens to it.

After the discussion was over, Zhao Zhen looked over here and almost crooked his nose.

"Wake him up!"

Shen An was actually standing and napping, his body shaking.

Xiao Qing happily slapped Shen An with the order, very hard.

But Shen An was so shocked, and his first reaction was to throw a fist.

Bang!

The world is quiet!

……

"Your Majesty, the minister didn't mean it."

Xiao Qing, whose nose was bleeding, was taken out, and Shen An pleaded guilty with an embarrassed face.

Zhao Zhen was angry, so he said, "Go to the Guozijian." ”

He originally wanted to praise Shen An, but this young man actually dozed off when he was in the court, which was really unbearable!

Shen An was dumbfounded and said, "Your Majesty, minister...... The minister doesn't know how to lecture! ”

The Zai Fu were all laughing, and they also knew the news that Shen An was majoring in miscellaneous studies, thinking that Shen An would go to the Guozijian and face the scene of those students in a daze, it was really fun!

By the afternoon, Guozijian's reaction came out.

"Fu Xiang, most of the students of Guozijian have taken sick leave."

Fu Bi was stunned, and then said with a wry smile: "The official family originally wanted to give him benefits, but now this benefit has become a fool." ”

Zeng Gongliang also smiled and said: "If the old man is Shen An, he will definitely go to the sick." ”

Even Zhao Zhen regretted it, but he was the emperor, and he almost followed his word, but it was not easy to regret it.

In the end, he had to explain: "Remember to remind me to get Shen An back in a few days." ”

Chen Zhongheng solemnly agreed, and even wrote down this matter in a small notebook.

Shen An, the only thing that can help you is here.

……

"The official family asked Shen Shuoshu to come to Guozijian tomorrow to teach."

When the latest news arrived, Guo Qian stroked his beard and smiled: "This is a good thing!" ”

Siye Chen Ben said with a straight face: "Sacrificial wine, the students have run away halfway." ”

"What? Chase it back! ”

Guo Qian said angrily: "This is blatant truancy, and it will be punished and ......."

He couldn't do anything because the students were on sick leave.

Guozijian has long since declined, and if it is strictly managed, I am afraid that even the last 20 or so students will not be able to be retained.

So when Shen An arrived at Guozijian the next morning, he only saw a few students.

Guo Qian and Chen Ben welcomed him in, and after greeting him, Guo Qian said that he was busy with official business, so he would not accompany Shen An to class.

And Chen Ben had a straight face, saying that he was busy and ran away.

That's not right!

Shen An walked into the classroom, and the remaining three students all bowed down to greet him.

"I've seen storytelling."

Brother doesn't tell books!

And there were only three students, which made Shen An look tangled, and then said, "Sign up." ”

"Student Su Yan."

"Student Yang Zheng."

"Student Xu Bin."

Su Yan looked honest, Yang Zheng's eyes rolled wildly, which showed that he was cunning.

As for Xu Bin, he didn't care with a face, obviously he was playing soy sauce.

After the three of them sat down, they felt that Shen An should be about to leave.

What to teach for three students?

And it is said outside that Shen An will not teach serious knowledge.

The so-called serious learning refers to Confucian learning.

Shen An threw the cloth bag on the table and said lightly, "It's class." ”

The three students were sitting precariously, probably to give some face in the first lesson, and even Yang Zheng looked honest.

"You should have taught yourself mental arithmetic, so I won't go into details, and today I will talk about some natural changes."

He pulled something out of the cloth bag.

Yang Zheng was a little impatient, and after seeing this thing, he muttered: "Water cup? Is this to teach us how to drink water? ”

"No, it's a translucent crystal cup, I borrowed it from the county king's mansion, it can be called priceless, if it is broken, I will have to pay for it."

Shen An refuted his water glass, and then took out another saucer.

"This dish is slippery."

Shen An set the plates, then placed a low candlestick in the middle of the saucer and lit a small piece of candle.

"Get some water and ink."

Shen An went down to look for it, took the water cup that Yang Zheng had placed underneath, and took his inkstone.

The ink was poured into the water cup, and Shen An was surprised: "I forgot, I should pour it on the plate." ”

Yang Zheng felt that this storyteller must be aimed at himself.

He guessed correctly, Shen An just felt that this thing looked too cunning, so he taught him a lesson.

The mixed ink was poured into the saucer, just enough to submerge the candlestick.

Shen An lit the candle, then picked up the crystal cup and said, "You guys come up." ”

The three students didn't know what he was doing, so they came to the table.

Shen An picked up the crystal cup, then slowly lowered it upside down, covering the candle, then the candlestick, and finally the mouth of the cup was submerged in the ink water......

What does this mean?

Was he going to bake and blow up this priceless crystal cup?

There are crystal cups in this year, but this one in Shen An's hand is rare, thin, translucent, and smooth......

If this thing is taken out and sold, it can make people rich overnight.

But Shen An just asked Yao Lian to ask if there was anything in the county king's mansion, but Zhao Yunrang sent the ancestral crystal cup over, saying that there was another one at home, even if it was smashed, it would be good to smash it.

Lao Zhao is really good to himself, and his boldness makes people feel chills down his spine, Shen An is afraid that he will call his granddaughter out one day, and then let himself choose one to be his daughter-in-law.

The three students looked at it in confusion, then ......

"Huh! What happened to the water...... Is this a trick? ”

"Shut up!"

Shen An shouted: "Look carefully." ”

Made! Today's students are not worried!

Yang Zheng was frightened and stood there dumbfounded.

"The candle is going out."

Su Yan was watching this trick very intently.

The candle slowly goes out.

"The water is coming! It's coming up! ”

The ink gradually poured up, directly into the crystal cup, as if there was an invisible hand driving all this.

"What is this?"

It is common knowledge that water flows downward, but today the ink water actually flows upwards and flows backwards into the cup......

The sky was blue and white, and the sun was very good, but the three students felt cold all over their bodies.

Shen An said lightly: "Lao Tzu is not even afraid of witch Gu, what the hell are you afraid of?" ”

Only then did the three of them think that Shen An had fought with those wizards in public, and they were embarrassed by the wizards.

"Are you a ghost?"

Yang Zheng stepped back a little weakly, glanced at the door, and thought about how he could escape.

"This is learning, not ghosts!"

Yang Zheng shook his head, looking at Shen An's eyes full of fear, "No, this is a ghost god's means!" ”

Shen An lifted the cup, then washed it with water, and asked, "Who will do it again?" ”

Shen An regretted it, he knew that it would scare the students, so he should have changed to a less scary experiment.

The best way to get rid of fear, to get rid of ignorance, is to have people repeat the experiment.

Yang Zheng shook his head, if it weren't for Chen Luo's figure outside the door, he would immediately run away from this gloomy classroom.

Xu Bin also felt that something was wrong, and he forced a smile: "Storytelling, students are stupid...... I'm afraid I can't do it. ”

Su Yan said happily: "The student is willing to do it." ”

This man is a mallet!

Shen An sadly found that the stupid person was his best helper.

"Come, I'll teach you."

Shen An was guiding on the side, but fortunately, the experiment was very simple, so Su Yan also covered the cup according to the cat and the tiger.

Then the candle goes out, and then ...... The ink is rising again......

All three students were stunned.

"Storyteller, are you an immortal master?"

"Are you a Taoist with a Tao?"

“……”

This world is still ignorant, and I, Shen An, have a long way to go!

Facing the three students who admired him, Shen An sighed and said: "This is knowledge, different from what you know, but it is knowledge that can transform you......"

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