1211. Court farce

The voice of this imperial historian was quite loud, and he could hear him say face ginseng, that is, impeachment, everyone's attention was also attracted to the past, Li Pojun also looked at it, but there were not dozens of imperial histories in the three courtyards of the imperial history platform, but there were more than a dozen, and they often changed, and Li Pojun did not know this imperial history.

After Li Shimin saw that this imperial historian was listed, he frowned vaguely, glanced at Li Pojun, quite helpless, and seemed to be angry, this glance was seen by Li Pojun, and he was also confused.

"What's the matter with the Fat Imperial History? State affairs are complicated, if it is inconsequential, let's talk about it."

Li Pojun glanced at the rather handsome imperial history, and said softly, he was about to divert the topic and fool the past, but the imperial history surnamed Fei had a solemn face, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, the imperial history has the responsibility of picketing and correcting, if there is a face ginseng, there must be cause and effect, Your Majesty listens to it rationally, how can there be a reason to avoid it, Your Majesty blocks the way of the imperial history's words, and does not listen to advice, is it the way of the Ming Jun?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the hall was shocked, and Li Pojun also stared at his eyes and said secretly in his heart: This fat Yushi is really fat......

"Your Majesty, the Fat Imperial History is reasonable, Your Majesty should listen to the Imperial History, and it cannot be avoided."

To Li Pojun's surprise, his father-in-law Xiao Yu actually brushed his beard, and his righteous words were listed as the fat royal history helper.

In fact, it is not too surprising, after all, Xiao Yu retired from the post of the imperial historian, and with his uprightness, he must not be able to see Li Shimin's actions of not listening to the words of the imperial history.

Li Pojun is also very strange, Aya is good at accepting advice, and it is a well-known merit to obey advice, this imperial history wants to be impeached, and there must be a reason for righteous words, I don't know why Dad avoided it.

Hearing Xiao Yu's help, Li Shimin's eyes widened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he actually smiled a little bitterly, Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu, why are you so confused, that fat Yushi wants to impeach your son-in-law and discredit your son-in-law. But Li Shimin can't say it clearly, and now he has to let it go.

Immediately waved his hand, "What Fei Yushi said is very true, just because I am a little uncomfortable, I am confused for a while, what is the matter with Fei Yushi."

Hearing Li Shimin say this, Fei Yushi, who had a tense face, finally turned a little softened, "Your Majesty's dragon body is very important, and I hope to pay attention to Anyang", Fei Yushi casually cared, and then raised the bullet book in his hand and looked at Li Pojun who was watching the play.

In Li Pojun's puzzled gaze, he said aloud: "The courtier's Shitai palace servant Shi Feitian Mai impeached the prince of the East Palace, the prince is the prince, and he has already married, but he has a grandiose outer room, which is now known all over the city, and there are many ......rumors in the market."

Li Pojun opened his mouth, a little surprised, and then smiled bitterly, he didn't expect this fat Yushi to take the initiative to impeach.

That's right, it's to impeach him for keeping the outer room, well, not to mention the loss of identity and the disgrace of the court, I almost didn't say that Li Pojun's virtue is a loss to the royal family.

However, Li Pojun was not angry, after all, on the bright side, what he did was really inappropriate, how could there be a prince of a country who was already married and would still be outside the room.

On the contrary, no matter what the reason, this Feitian Mai Yushi can not be afraid of the prince and dare to impeach in person, which can be regarded as an upright and courageous official.

When Li Shimin heard that this was indeed the case, he also sighed slightly, and glanced at Li Pojun, who was unmoved by the old god, and was also angry in his heart, this kid has no pedigree for doing things, and if he likes that Zheng Niangzi, he can't raise it in the villa in a grand manner, who doesn't know that the Dragon Guardian Villa is the property of your East Palace, just find a house to settle or take into the palace, this is indispensable to have a greedy reputation.

However, Li Shimin is not worried, after all, it is just a woman, it doesn't have much impact, at most it is just a few words of punishment to Li Pojun, and immediately glanced at Li Pojun, who was calm and calm, and said straightly: "Prince, what do you say about what Fei Yushi said?" ”

"The minister has nothing to say, for it is true." Li Pojun also sighed, bowed down in response, and briefly said Zheng Liwan's identity, what kind of affection, and even said that Zheng Liwan was exempted from offense because of him.

It's very honest.,There's no hiding at all.,Well,It shouldn't be called honest.,It should be a little arrogant.,Directly responded.,Well,The subtext is almost right.,That's it.,What can you do to me?

Li Shimin also twitched the corners of his mouth, and slapped on the dragon case, "Nonsense, how can you do such a foolish thing?" ”

Just when the ministers thought that Li Shimin would reprimand Li Pojun a few words no matter how bad he was, Li Shimin smacked his mouth, changed his words, raised his eyebrows and said: "As the crown prince, how can you be so unjustifiable, if you really like that woman, report it to others and include it in the East Palace, you must not be so nonsense in the future."

Belch...... Li Pojun looked confused, and the ministers were similar, looking at Li Shimin dumbfounded.

How can this be, shouldn't the prince be punished? The dignified prince takes care of the outer room, although it is not too serious, but after all, it does not conform to the etiquette law, and no matter how bad it is, he will be reprimanded.

That's right, it's really not a big deal for your prince to fall in love with a woman, not to mention that she is still a sinner girl, just go through a procedure to be included in the East Palace, after all, a sinner girl also wants to enter the Yeting Palace, or become a palace maid, or fill the harem.

It's just that you are in the outer room, and you are still being spread by the people, how embarrassing, shouldn't you be scolded severely, why Your Majesty, you have achieved good things.

At this time, the ministers can see that His Majesty is showing his face and protecting the calf, and he is helpless, after all, this matter is not big, it is not small, and it is just a woman.

Li Pojun grinned when he heard this, and took out the warm recital from his arms, "The minister was about to ask His Majesty to play, the minister and the Zheng lady were in love, and the crown princess also agreed, and asked His Majesty to issue an order to seal his good yuan, and the quasi-minister included it in the East Palace."

Seeing that Li Pojun had already made preparations, Li Shimin also pulled the corners of his mouth, and waved his hand to let Wang Jingzhong take the notebook.

Just as he was about to speak, Xiao Yu, whose face was alternating red and white in the hall, finally couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "How can this be reasonable? ”

Don't look at Xiao Yu, she is over half a hundred years old, but her voice is really not weak, and her voice is still echoing in the court.

Li Shimin's father and son's faces changed, but they didn't expect to ignore Xiao Yu's explosive bag.

I saw Xiao Yu step forward and shouted in front of Li Pojun: "As a prince, how can the prince be so absurd and shameless, the wedding is only three days old, and he is eager to take a concubine, where is the princess, why is he so careless?" Saying that, Xiao Yu was glaring, her face was full of anger, and she looked distressed.

Li Pojun was also stunned, and then hurriedly said: "Father-in-law misunderstood, this matter is not what you think, Yan'er also understands ......."

When it comes to Yan'er, Xiao Yu seems to be even more angry, Xiao Yan is the pearl of his palm, and he is very fond of him, but he didn't expect to be honored after becoming the crown princess, and he said that he was wronged first, and the wedding was only three days old, so he was going to take a concubine, can he not be wronged.

Immediately shouted angrily: "This is the court, there are only monarchs and ministers, and there is no son-in-law." is a ridiculous and unaffectionate person, and the old minister is ......".

Seeing that Xiao Yu's stinky temper came up, he actually opened his mouth and began to jump and scold indiscriminately, Li Pojun was also anxious, and shouted: "Father-in-law, calm down...... offended".

Saying that, in the stunned eyes of everyone, Li Pojun actually covered Xiao Yu's mouth and said a word in his ear.

Xiao Yu was also taken aback by Li Pojun, thinking that Li Pojun, this kid, was in a hurry to beat his father-in-law in court, after all, Li Pojun had a criminal record for beating people in court, and of course, he Xiao Yu also had a criminal record......

But after hearing Li Pojun's words, he was also stunned, his eyes rolled, he tore Li Pojun's hand away, glared and asked, "But really?" ”

Li Pojun couldn't help but smile bitterly, and wiped his saliva hand on his robe, "It's true, I hope my father-in-law won't talk nonsense."

"Hmph, no matter what you think, there are only monarchs and ministers here, and there is no son-in-law." Xiao Yu is a smart person, and after thinking about it a little, he also knew that he had made too much trouble just now, especially those few absurd and lascivious words, which could be described as insulting to Li Pojun, the crown prince.

When I calmed down and thought about it, I was also in trouble, and when I looked up, sure enough, Li Shimin above had already sunk like water, and he couldn't help it with an angry face.

"Ridiculous, ridiculous. Passed the decree, the crown prince and young Fu Xiao Yu, his speech was out of shape, he was dismissed from his post, he thought about it behind closed doors, and stayed in Beijing to be used". Li Shimin glared at Li Pojun fiercely after speaking, and said: "The prince's behavior is out of line, and he is dismissed from the post of general of Shence, and he thinks about it behind closed doors, and copies the ten... three times".

Li Shimin said that he had copied "Zhou Li" many times, but he was stunned, and the officials of the DPRK and China also laughed secretly.

Li Pojun could only smile bitterly when he heard this, it was okay if General Shence was dismissed, anyway, he didn't appoint a new one, and the two deputy generals of Zhai Changsun and Liang Baiwu should listen to themselves. Thinking about it behind closed doors is just the meaning, but this punishment for copying "Zhou Li" has a bit of a headache.

You must know that the full text of "Zhou Li" is full of 40,000 or 50,000 words, before Li Shimin said that it was smooth, and he planned to let Li Pojun copy it ten times, but when he said it, he suddenly remembered that "Zhou Li" has a lot of words, so he paused for a moment, and only said that he copied it three times, even if it was three times, but there were more than 100,000 words, but some Li Pojun was tired.

This court meeting ended with the farce of Xiao Yu, Li Pojun and Weng Son-in-law.

The ministers also retreated in groups of three or five, and they were all holding back their laughter, after all, it was too dramatic.

When Li Shimin didn't listen to the impeachment of Fat Yushi before, Xiao Yu still supported Fat Yushi, but he didn't expect Fat Yushi to poke out a "scandal" of the prince, which made the princess indirectly wronged.

Then Xiao Yu jumped to his feet in anger and scolded the prince, although this is a bit out of line, but it is not unusual, you must know that Wei Zheng even rushed to the dragon case a few times to spray Li Shimin angrily, he Xiao Yu and Chen Shuda, two old men with white hair, fought and scolded each other in the Taiji Palace.

Therefore, Xiao Yu's angry scolding of the prince is not particularly unacceptable, but the next prince's actions are also funny, he actually stepped forward and covered his father-in-law's mouth with his hand to prevent him from speaking, and he was also laughing at the loss of etiquette.

The ministers shared this interesting story with great interest, but Xiao Yu and his son-in-law were a little apprehensive.

Weng and his son-in-law came to the apse, Li Shimin had just sat down, and saw that the two of them were also touching their foreheads with their hands.

"Shi Wengong sits", Li Shimin shook his head and smiled and stretched out his hand to let Xiao Yu sit down, although Xiao Yu has a bad temper and is strict and rigid, but he is highly respected, upright and loyal, Li Shimin has no bad feelings towards him but has a lot of respect.

"The criminal minister doesn't dare", for Li Shimin's kindness, Xiao Yu responded coldly.

Li Pojun was also stunned, and when he saw Li Shimin panting, he hurriedly helped Xiao Yu to sit down and said softly: "This is not the court, father-in-law, please take a seat."

Xiao Yu looked at Li Pojun, his face stiffened, and he just said, "The old man is thirsty."

As soon as these words came out, Li Shimin's father and son were stunned, Li Shimin's eyes closed slightly, and he seemed to be a little angry.

Li Pojun also sank in his heart, he knew that Xiao Yu, the old man, was not easy to talk to and get along with, but he didn't expect it to be so difficult to get along with.

Turning his head, he saw Xiao Yu's forced eyes, between his eyebrows, there was some banter, Li Pojun was stunned, thinking of Xiao Yan, he also smiled, and gave the stunned Wang Jingzhong a look, Wang Jingzhong was busy handing over a cup of tea, Li Pojun first handed it to Li Shimin, "Aya is working state affairs, please take a break."

took another cup of tea and presented it to Xiao Yu, "Father-in-law has also worked hard, please drink tea."

It is feasible for Li Pojun to serve tea in the name of his son-in-law's juniors, Xiao Yu also smiled, took the tea with the shelf, took a symbolic sip, and then sat down and bowed to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, the old minister has lost his temper for a while, please forgive Your Majesty."

Hearing this, Xiao Yu was unexpectedly convinced! That's really ...... The sun comes out of the west, a wonder of the world.

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