Chapter 439: Catch the toad and take out the pee
It was good to say that he finally persuaded Uncle Chongzhen to give up the idea of expanding the territory, Liu Hong gradually felt a little dizzy from drinking, and was about to get up to say goodbye, but was stopped by Chongzhen.
"Liu Qing is slow, I feel better today, I wrote a pair of words, and I will give it to you!" Chongzhen was suddenly disinterested in the grassland when Liu Hongjian said it.
In the past two months, Liu Hong has gradually helped Daming to take this large piece of homeland, which is very hard, and this son does not like to be an official in power, Chongzhen sometimes doesn't know what to give.
I heard that Liu Hong gradually liked to collect calligraphy and paintings, especially the ink treasures in the palace, and Chongzhen was just a little better and wanted to write something.
"Aha, the emperor is going to send his ministers Mobao again? This is good, this is good, the emperor's words are dragon flying phoenix dance, instrument Yu Xuanang, the minister likes the emperor's ink treasure the most! Liu Hong gradually saw this, and his heart blossomed.
What Tang Bohu and what Wang Xizhi add a piece is not as precious as the emperor's ink treasure.
Money is something outside the body, but it is calligraphy, painting and ink treasure that Liu Hongjian has more heart, with this thing, it is guaranteed that it will be priceless in hundreds of years!
Liu Hong gradually came to Chongzhen's imperial case in three steps and two steps, and when he first came in, he saw what Chongzhen was writing, and when he heard that it was written for himself, Liu Hong gradually became more curious.
On the top of the imperial case, there is a whole sheet of rice paper, and two pieces of paperweight Nanmu are pressed on both sides, but the ink on the eight big characters on the rice paper has dried.
"Catch ...... Toad? Grab out ...... Pee coming? Liu Hong gradually scratched his head, feeling that the second monk couldn't touch his buttocks.
Uncle Chongzhen, what do you mean?
Catching the toad and pulling out the urine, does it mean that the spirit of the official dragon and horse, the dragon spirit and the tiger are fierce, and the Jiannu Tartars are beaten out of the urine?
Or is it that let him give birth to Zhang Luo Na Cao Sanxi, and he is already going to squeeze out the urine for him?
Well, no, no, the emperor shouldn't have thought that we were too cruel to those courtiers in the past!
After all, now the courtiers look at him as if he is hiding from the plague, and even those nobles don't want to see him.
This special mother, who is working hard for and who is busy?
Lao Tzu is going to strike! Go home and plant sweet potatoes!
Liu Hong's mind gradually flipped, and he skipped countless conjectures in an instant.
Puff - Chongzhen just picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, and was squirted out by Liu Hongjian in a word, not only squirting, but also choking.
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough, haha, haha, haha, cough, cough" Chongzhen was happy while coughing, he was really stimulated by Liu Hong.
"Oh, your majesty, don't be happy, look at you coughing again, the wound hasn't healed yet, don't break the line for a while." Liu Hongjian still put down the rice paper in his hand and hurriedly went to hammer Chongzhen's back.
This uncle, how can you be sarcastic, we are all so happy?
These eight words have a bright future, carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future! You didn't even pronounce any of the eight words correctly, Liu Qing, you really should read more books, hahaha-"
Chongzhen remembered that more than a year ago, when Liu Hongjian asked someone to hand him a note for the first time, it was crooked and full of typos, and he couldn't help but smile for a while.
What's that? A bright future, carrying on the past and forging ahead into the future? It's not about catching a toad and pulling out the urine!
Liu Hong gradually realized in vain, but he saw that these eight characters were crooked and crooked, not at all like the traditional Chinese characters commonly used by the Ming people, because even if they were traditional characters, at least half of these eight characters he knew.
"This is a small seal." Chongzhen's words were broken, and Liu Hong's face was gradually covered with black lines.
He also knows a few small seals, such as those often seen in the post bar in later generations, I, Qin Shi Huang, playing money, and sealing the marquis.
Well, Nima, it seems that the stickers are all liars!
"Whatever, as long as it's the emperor's word, the ministers like it, come, the emperor, give the ministers a stamp!" Mobao has no seal, which means that people have no name, how can they do without a seal?
Liu Hong gradually stretched out his hand with Chongzhen's masterpiece, not feeling embarrassed at all.
"My jade seal is on the table, you can press it yourself, and you can press a few if you want." Chongzhen pointed to the wooden box next to the table.
He hadn't been so happy for a long time, and even if he had something happy in the palace, he couldn't find anyone to talk to.
The courtiers were all smiling, and the eunuchs were even more low-eyed, Chongzhen dared to guarantee that if he was copying the hearing, it was estimated that those imperial histories should be admonished to him to damage the emperor's prestige.
There were three wooden boxes in a row on the table, and each box contained a seal of different shapes, and Liu Hong gradually began to scratch his head again.
But seeing Chongzhen drinking tea by himself, he didn't look this way with a good look.
Yes, that's what you said.
Liu Hong gradually picked up the first piece and pressed it on the ink, and pressed it to the lower left corner of the rice paper with a snap.
The treasure of the emperor, the daily seal of the Ming Emperor, in order to issue edicts and pardons.
The second jade seal was then stamped in the lower right corner.
The emperor's treasure is impressively displayed on the paper with four vermilion characters, and this jade seal is suitable for canonization and reward.
Liu Hong gradually raised his eyes to look at Chongzhen, and found that the uncle really didn't care about him, and then picked up the third jade seal and printed it in the upper left corner of the rice paper.
The Treasure of Destiny, in order to recognize the Divine Decree, is used to seal the Holy Decree.
After the three jade seals were all covered, it was found that the three corners were only empty in the upper right corner, which seemed to be a little asymmetrical.
So he picked up the first jade seal and built one.
A piece of rice paper, eight big characters, and four seals, all of which are printed by the jade seal of the Ming Emperor.
There is no one before, and there is no one after.
Liu Hong gradually felt that this piece of paper was broken, and it could definitely be collected as an heirloom, which was really worth the trip.
Chongzhen had been paying attention to this place with his eyes, but he didn't care about these little things.
If it was before, even if the crown prince Zhu Cihong dared to do something to the jade seal of the Ming Dynasty like this, it would be small to be beaten by a hand.
And Liu Qing is only five years older than Cihong, but he is already a material that has passed through the heavens and the earth, alas, why doesn't he have such a son!
Chongzhen shook his head, feeling remorseful that he had such thoughts.
"Your Majesty, this chapter is pressed, and the minister has gone back to rest!" Liu Hong gradually smiled, carrying rice paper in his hand for fear of accidentally tearing it.
According to the two of them discussed matters outside the border, early the next morning, Chongzhen prepared the holy decree, the holy decree began with the edict, announced to the world, announcing that the Ming Dynasty had been poisoned for many years by the Ming Dynasty soldiers, and the two provinces of Menggu and Northeast China were newly established.
and appointed Feng Dunhou and Baba La, two generals, respectively as the governor of the northeast and the governor of Menggu.
For other things, it was not mentioned in the holy decree, and I think Chongzhen had other plans.
But Liu Hong gradually became completely unconscious of this, after fighting for so long, he was finally able to sleep peacefully, and as a result, he slept until noon on the second day.
Fortunately, he has a big official position on his head, and there is no big thing, and the big bosses under him don't dare to disturb him easily.
Whoa—Liu Hong yawned and walked out of the room.
The house where he lived was the old mansion of Prince Azig of Jiannuying, and the rooms were scattered and fine, and there was a huge barberry tree planted in the courtyard, and the leaves swayed in the wind, bringing a breeze.
"Master, you can wake up, the housekeeper of the Cao family has come three times!"