Chapter 155: Brother is not a real person!
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Shen An shook the little bell and asked, "Do children like this sound?" ”
Zhang Ba went back to the palace, and only Shen An and Zhao Zhongjun were left in the main hall.
"Definitely like it!"
Zhao Zhongjun looked at the little bell with some envy.
It is rumored that this bell can drive away evil spirits and evil spirits, and it can also calm the house.
Baby!
Shen An threw it casually, and after Zhao Zhongjun hurriedly caught it, he said heartbrokenly: "Brother Anbei, be careful." ”
You throw such a treasure around, if I see it, I will definitely whip you.
"I've got you."
Shen An got up and went out, stood outside the door, and stretched out towards the west.
"Brother Anbei!"
Zhao Zhongjun said with some trepidation: "I can't ask for this." ”
This thing will be thrown out and people will come to snatch it, and Zhao Zhongjun thinks it is too valuable.
When Shen An stretched his waist, he felt that his ribs were a little out of breath, he moved his right arm, and said casually: "You are still young, there is this thing that can be pressed, I have no taboos, and Guoguo will not worry about any evil ...... if he follows me."
He turned around and saw Zhao Zhongjun bowing his head, so he said, "Move something, take it back and play." Okay, let's go back, so I can give you a message and let his old man rest assured. ”
Shehui is a chemist and metallurgist, and the function of this bell is probably just to listen to the ringing.
Zhao Zhongjun raised his head and said, "Brother Anbei, junior brother ......"
"Fuck off!"
Shen An didn't like to listen to swear and curse, and felt that it was all toothache.
Driving away Zhao Zhongjun, Shen An slowly walked down the steps.
Zhuang Laoshi stood at the foot of the steps, bending sideways, as if to welcome the emperor.
Shen An frowned and said, "Be normal, don't go crazy." ”
Zhuang honestly said with a look of awe: "Lang Jun, you are actually a master. The villain will serve Lang Jun wholeheartedly in the future, just hoping that when Lang Jun will rise to the top of his family, he can let the villain hang behind. ”
"Hanging in the back?"
"Yes."
Zhuang said honestly: "The villain heard the Taoist say that in the past, when someone ascended, it was connected to the house, and even the servants could fly to the sky by grabbing the wall. ”
Tuesday in front of him stood against the wall with his head and neck shrunk, still with his head down, not daring to look at Shen An at all.
Shen An entered the kitchen, Zeng Ermei immediately knelt on the ground, trembling and said: "Don't dare, Lang Jun, you are a master, if you are allowed to cook, I am afraid that there will be no place to collect ...... after the slave dies."
Shen An was angry and walked in.
"Lang Jun spare his life!"
Zeng Ermei hugged Shen An's thigh and wailed: "Lang Jun, you are a real person, a real person enters the kitchen, and the slave will be struck by five thunders from the sky...... Please spare your life! ”
Shen An said with a black line on his face: "Let go!" ”
Shen An angrily entered the backyard, Guoguo was carrying a thin bamboo pole to hit the trunk of the tree, and when he saw him coming, he threw away the thin bamboo pole and ran over.
"Brother, you are a real person."
Shen An picked up Guoguo, and saw that Aunt Chen was kneeling on the side.
"Lang Jun, of course the slave will take care of the little lady from now on, and I just ask Lang Jun to bring the governor ...... a lot."
Zhou Dudu's name is very domineering, Shen An asked the origin of the name Tuesday, and Tuesday said that on the eve of giving birth to Zhou Dudu, he dreamed of a general, and after waking up, Aunt Chen was in labor.
This is also a manifestation of the dream of the man of God.
It's just that Shen An is very irritable now.
He knew that as long as he pretended to be a god stick, he would be able to obtain countless benefits from the things of the afterlife.
But that's a magic stick!
How many of the gods throughout the ages have had a good end?
Most of the gods are proud for a while, but Shen An wants to be prosperous for a long time.
Once he was considered to be a master of the Dao, Shen An's future path was probably fixed.
What are those days?
Every day you are looked at with awe, but you can't do it, because you are a master!
Who has ever seen a master quarrel with someone in the court, or even beat up his colleagues?
Who has ever seen a master say that he would lead the army north and restore Youyan?
Could it be that he stood quietly in a corner of the court, watching history continue to advance every day, listening to the sound of horses' hooves coming from the grassland getting closer and closer, and the long knife flashing above his head......
Shen An shuddered!
He shook his head, firmly.
I can't live this day!
He remembered his words by the river on the Song-Liao border.
- Han'er should have a big husband!
"Call everybody."
Later, all the Shen family came, including Zhou Dudu, who also stood in the front yard.
Shen An stood on the steps of the front hall with Guoguo in his arms and said, "The so-called ascension, then you have to wait another thousand years, understand?" ”
"A thousand years from now?"
Zhuang honest's eyes were full of brilliance, and he said: "Lang Jun, that villain has followed the Shen family from generation to generation, can he also fly up in a thousand years?" ”
Don't worry about ascending, okay?
Shen An felt like he was going crazy.
After a thousand years, it will soar, and that is because with airplanes, everyone can fly if they have money. Even if you are developed and courageous, you can spend money to take a spaceship to travel around space.
He knew that if he only had to say one word now, then these servants would probably be as loyal as domestic slaves in the future.
But I don't want to get a bunch of ignorant house slaves out!
Shen An was a little regretful, but said lightly: "After a thousand years, the bones are all decayed, where will they fly to?" ”
A group of people stood there in a daze, watching Shen An lead the horse out, and then go out.
Shen An went all the way to the outside of the county king's mansion, and when Menzi saw him, he was overjoyed and said: "Shen waits for the edict, Xiao Langjun just won the reward of the county king!" ”
Shen An dismounted and asked casually: "Go and report it, and say that I want to see the king of the county." ”
Menzi smiled at him, and then said: "What did Shen Zhizhao say, the king of the county just said, if you come in the future, just go in, whoever dares to report will break his legs!" ”
That old rascal!
Shen An entered the county king's mansion with a black line on his face, and then was led to Zhao Yunrang's side.
There is nothing worth watching in the county king's mansion in winter, a few little girls are playing on the side, and when they see Shen An coming, they exclaimed, and then ran back.
"These are the little ladies of the county king's mansion, and they often play with the little ladies of your mansion."
The servant on the side whispered, Shen An nodded slightly, and in front of him was Zhao Yunrang's place.
"Are you sure this bell is Shehui's real person?"
Zhao Yunrang held the small bell and looked at Zhao Zhongjiao.
There were more than ten people sitting on the side, all of whom were Zhao Zongshi's brothers and nephews.
Zhao Zhongjun stood in front of him, raised his head and said, "Weng Weng, my grandson saw it with my own eyes." Brother Anbei was open-minded and said that I needed such things more to suppress evil spirits, so ......"
"What a teenager!"
Zhao Yunrang leaned on the couch, holding the bell in his left hand, and asked, "Is he really profound?" ”
There was something unclear in his voice, as if he was sorry.
Even if you can soar in the daytime, in the eyes of the hundred officials, it is just a scourge that induces the king to ignore the government and only want to cultivate immortals.
This is how the secular world perceives the outside world.
Unless you can take everyone to ascend and live forever, you still have to go back where you came from.
Zhao Zhongjun nodded and said, "Shehui Zhenren said it." ”
Zhao Yunrang was even more regretful, he carefully put the bell on the side, then glanced at his children and grandchildren, and said: "If Shen An wants to take this road, he will have wealth and wealth, but the future will be difficult." ”
A son said with a happy face: "Daddy, then our family has a real friend!" ”
"Fart!"
Zhao Yunrang said angrily: "Real people, real people, what's the use? ”
As he spoke, he threw the teacup over.
Bang!
The son was splashed with hot tea and quickly got up to plead guilty.
Shen An happened to see this scene when he came in, and he said embarrassedly: "This is a party!" Then I'll avoid it for now. ”
In an instant, all the Zhao family members in the room stared at him.
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