At this point, there is one more person in Chen Xu's family.

Fortunately, the house is big enough to live in.

And it is close to the turn of spring and summer, the weather is warm day by day, all kinds of wild vegetables in the mountains and vegetables planted in the vegetable garden are also sufficient, and the food problem can still be solved, but Chen Jiang and Xing'er are too tired to cook, Chen Xu asked Niu Dashi's mother to come over to help cook and cook, and Niu Xiaochun eats and drinks for free with three meals a day.

Because Xing'er has always said that she wants to raise chickens and ducklings, Chen Xu simply asked Wang Wu and others to go to Qinghe Town to buy dozens of chickens, ducklings, geese and a few kittens back, and the people in the village are willing to raise them back, and they also went to the county seat of Pheasant County to buy a few calves and foals, and threw them to Uncle Ma as collective property, so that he arranged for people to rush to the river beach every day to stock, which can make the whole village happy, there are a group of men, women and children on the river beach all day and night rushing to feed the cattle and horses, and the heart and liver are very good. And Uncle Ma also specially organized the whole village to build a cowshed and a stable, every night when the cows and horses returned to the circle, Uncle Ma had to personally use a brush to wash each cow and every horse next to each other, better than himself.

And Xing'er and Xiao Yu Ji take two puppies to drive a few ducklings and geese to the river every day, and there are a large group of children about their age on the river beach every day, laughing and laughing all day long, and Shi Xuan, who has nothing to do, especially likes Xing'er and Yu Ji, and limps to the river beach with a pan flute all day long, and sits on the river beach to play the pan flute to the children and talk about music theory, and the life seems to be very fulfilling.

As for Chen Xu, he was even busier.

During the day, they either go down to the river to fish and touch shrimp, or they go all over the mountains to find all kinds of fresh and tender wild vegetables to make all kinds of delicious food.

Yu Qian, Mother-in-law, purslane, nepeta, camellia, and bracken make all kinds of food every day, buns, dumplings, cakes, steamed, fried, fried, fried, roasted, and eaten, and now with tea tree oil, anyway, all kinds of foods he can remember have to be made and tasted, so Yu Wuya is like a medicine boy every day, happily carrying the meteorite sword on his back, carrying a rattan basket and a knife and hoe behind his buttocks.

"Eun Gong be careful!" Chen Xu, who was pouting his butt and digging wild garlic on the hillside, suddenly felt a cold wind blowing overhead, only to hear a loud sound, and when he looked up, he saw an iron sword nailed to a tree branch one zhang high, and a three-meter-long snake rolled and fell down, and his arm-thick body was still struggling and rolling in the air, the colors looked terrifying, and the blood crackled with the snake's tail Chen Xu's head was full of face.

"Haha, dinner is delicious again!" Yu Wuya was overjoyed, put down the rattan basket and jumped up to pull out the sword, and the big snake also fell down with a pop.

"Eun Gong continue to dig garlic, I'll deal with the snake!"

While speaking, Yu Wuya was very skillful in nailing the big snake to the trunk with a sword, pulling out a knife from his waist to peel off the snake skin from the head, and then tearing it down hard, only to hear the sound of fluttering, the snake skin fell off, and a snow-white snake meat was exposed, and then opened the intestines and dug out the internal organs, and also skillfully took off the snake gall bladder and wrapped it in a leaf.

Yu Wuya originally didn't eat snake meat, because snakes have always been called long worms in ancient times, juxtaposed with scorpions and centipedes, many people can't avoid seeing it, although the meat is tender but there is no fat, so most people don't like to eat it very much, last year Chen Xu got the python to Qinghe Town and didn't sell it for a day, and finally met Jiangbei Pavilion before he was lucky to get rid of it and bought eight hundred yuan.

But a few days ago, Chen Xu went to the tea garden to pick some new tea leaves to prepare to make a famous Longjing shrimp in the tea garden, but encountered a three-meter-long black snake in the tea garden, the big snake escaped into a soil hole, Chen Xu excitedly commanded Wang Wu and Wang San to go home and bring a hoe to dig for nearly an hour, and finally dug out the big snake, and then very cruelly beat it to death and then carried it home.

Xing'er, who had peeled the river shrimp and shrimp at home, waited for her brother to get new tea to make the legendary delicious Longjing shrimp, and almost cried.

Chen Xu had to repeatedly ensure that the snake meat was better than the shrimp, and the little girl broke into tears to help light the fire.

A three-meter-long black snake, peeled off the meat is more than ten catties, but this snow-white and delicate meat stewed after a large pot on the table, although it smells fragrant, but the whole family does not dare to move chopsticks.

Chen Jiang went to the kitchen to eat cold dishes in a horrified manner.

Shui gently hesitated for a long time and took Xiao Yu Ji away.

Even Wang Wu, Wang Qi and the other four killers all pinched their chopsticks and hesitated.

Shi Xuan was very apprehensive, pinched the chopsticks and tried a few times but gave up.

Yu Wuya was also very entangled, but watching Chen Xu and Xing'er brothers and sisters eat with their eyes open, they smiled and smiled, and finally couldn't help but eat a piece with their eyes closed, and then ...... There was no then, his eyes were wide open, and his chopsticks were flying, and in the end, Wang Wusi and Shi Xuan were really tempted by the fragrance, and they all tasted it like a poison, and then turned into a falcon demon and began to devour snake meat.

As a result, a large pot of snake meat was eaten in less than twenty minutes under the wind and clouds of several people, and there was not even a drop of soup left.

And snake meat has also been given a collective five-star praise by a group of people, surpassing dog meat to become the most delicious delicacy, there is no one, snake meat is the best, this is Xing'er's statement, which has been recognized and agreed by everyone.

So since eating this snake meat, Wang Sanwang five or four fully armed with bows and arrows have been looking for big snakes in the nearby mountains and fields in recent days, but although there are many snakes in the mountains, it is difficult to catch them casually, so after working for a few days, they can get two or three small snakes three or five feet long, which is not enough for a group of people to stuff their teeth, and Chen Xu is not even too lazy to do it.

However, the snake that Yu Wuya killed just now is about the same size as the black snake, and it is estimated that he will be able to have a good meal, and Chen Xu is also very happy, fortunately he has Yu Wuya with him, a big foodie, otherwise if he is attacked by this snake hiding in the big tree, he may hang up today.

The two of them carried the big snake and wild vegetables home, and after a while, Wang San, Wang Wu and others also came back from the mountain sweating profusely, not only hunting a rabbit, but also getting back a wounded monkey.

The monkey was two feet long, dying, covered in yellow-brown hair, with several wounds on its body, and a leg that was bloody and seemed to be broken.

"Where did you get it?" A large group of people gathered around to see the strangeness, Chen Xu asked curiously.

"Halfway up the mountain to the west, there is a large peach tree there, and it is estimated that the monkeys fought for the leader and were defeated!" Wang San pointed to the mountain to the west and said.

This speculation is estimated to be reliable, there are many monkeys in this barberry mountain, and now it is spring, it is too normal for monkeys to fight for the right to mate, and in broad daylight, you can often see monkeys fighting on the mountain, squeaking and shouting one after another, and sometimes you can see two groups of monkeys fighting, most of the mountains are lively, and there are monkeys jumping around on the top of the trees everywhere.

And the most annoying thing for the common people is these monkeys.

Therefore, several villagers who came to see the excitement after hearing the news suggested that they should quickly peel the skin and put it in the pot.

Chen Xu was a little entangled, how should the monkey eat......

"Engong, hurry up, I haven't eaten the monkey yet, is it braised or stir-fried?" Yu Wuya couldn't wait to pull out the Meteorite Sword.

"It's not braised or stir-fried, first open a hole in the top of the monkey's head to expose the brain marrow, then pour the boiling hot oil on it, dig it out directly with a spoon and eat it, I heard that the monkey is not dead when it is eaten, and it can still make a squeaky sound......" Chen Xu thought for a long time, and finally thought of a famous dish.

"Ah~ I don't want to eat monkey brains!" Xing'er turned around in fright and ran away screaming.

Shui gently covered his mouth and looked at Chen Xu with a pale face.

Yu Wuya was licking his mouth, but his face was also sluggish in an instant.

Wang Wu and the others took a few steps back together, and their faces became very weird.

"Brother Xu, the monkey monkey looks so pitiful, let's not eat it!" Xiao Yu Ji pulled Chen Xu's arm and said.

"Yes, yes, Engong, this beast is so pitiful, let's not eat it!" Yu Wuya choked and thrust the sword back in.

"I'm going to skin the rabbit and make a yellow braised rabbit at night!"

"I'll go to the hut!"

"I'm going to wash my hands!"

"Xiao Xu slowly, let's go home for dinner!" A few villagers who had just proposed also hurriedly ran away.

In the blink of an eye, the surroundings were empty, leaving only Chen Xu and Yu Ji, as well as the monkey lying on the ground dying.

Chen Xu couldn't help but twitch a few times, Lao Tzu only said how to eat, but didn't say that he had to eat, why did he run so fast?

Darwin said that man evolved from monkeys.

Obviously, Chen Xu disagrees with this theory, but he has to admit that primates such as monkeys and orangutans on the earth are the most similar species to humans, so looking at this ancient relative who is frustrated in the workplace and frustrated, Chen Xu is determined to carry forward the humanitarian spirit.

I found hemostatic medicine powder to stop the monkey's bleeding, and the broken leg was also docked indiscriminately by feeling, put on the medicine powder and wrapped it in bandages, and fixed it with bamboo chips on the outside, and then poured some medicine powder on the monkey, and threw it directly on a pile of corn grass under the pergola.

As for whether it is dead or alive, it depends on its creation.

Under the influence of Chen Xu's terrifying way of eating monkey brains, he ate a very strange dinner, fragrant snake meat, fragrant yellow stewed rabbit, and all kinds of refreshing and delicious fresh and tender wild vegetables, but everyone in the room was very entangled, just like feeling that these meat and vegetables would suddenly make a monkey-like squeak and scream, so everyone consciously or unconsciously stayed away from Chen Xu.

After dinner, Wang Wu, Wang Qiqi and four people set up a table in the living room as usual and started playing mahjong, Yu Wuya and Shi Xuan also set up a table and started to play chess, Xing'er and Yu Ji teased the puppy and kitten with Xiaochun in the yard, and Chen Xu and Shui Qingrou hid in the bedroom.

The water sat softly in front of a table filled with models of various airplanes, cannons, cars, ships, and ships, and the setting sun shone obliquely through the window on her beautiful cheeks.

There was a stack of hemp pulp paper in front of her, holding a brush in her hand, listening to Chen Xu's story, while moving the pen like flying, and a neat and neat little seal fell on the paper.

"At the second watch in the middle of the night, Su Hu was sitting in the hall and reading the book of war, and at the same time secretly thinking about the fact that Fang Cai Yicheng said that there were monsters in the post station, although he felt that this matter was weird, but he felt that he could not be unguarded, so he stood up with an iron whip and prepared to go out to inspect it, suddenly there was a gust of wind outside the window, and at the same time a cold air penetrated into the skin, and the lights and candles in the room went out and regained sight, and then he heard the guards outside shouting that the goblins were coming, and when he rushed out of the door, he saw a monster rushing into Daji's room in the dark night, Su Hu then hurriedly rushed into his daughter's room, Unveiled the curtain and saw that his daughter was safe, so he asked a few words and left, but he didn't know that his daughter's soul had actually been devoured by the fox demon, and Daji at this time was no longer her daughter, just a goblin who occupied his daughter's body......"

Chen Xu pinched his chin and walked around the room, reminiscing as he began to tell some stories about the Fengshen List that he roughly remembered.

For the list of gods, Chinese, regardless of men, women, and children, must know more or less, but if you want to say who can write it down completely, Chen Xu will definitely give him a face.

Some of the awesome characters who can completely write the list of gods in the Journey to the West at every turn, and can also recite all Tang poems and Song lyrics, and even all the champions of the Ming and Qing dynasties, Chen Xu can't find any pale words to describe except for the five-body throwing that he admires.

In the past few days, he has been racking his brains to recall the stories in the Fengshen List, he wants to sleep and think about it during the day, and he feels that he will let the water write it down softly, as for the plan to tell it to a room of people for the time being, because this story is to fool Qin Shi Huang, it must be kept as mysterious as possible, otherwise the consequences of spreading it in advance will not be very predictable.

As for this unbelievable story of the gods, Shui Qingrou is more interested, and has to revise it repeatedly after writing it every day, making this story more in line with the reading habits of today's Great Qin period.

And to this day, this story can only talk about the chapter where Su Daji was possessed by a fox spirit, mainly because Chen Xu remembered that the beginning of the Fengshen List was a long poem, which was written from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the Martial King's successful synopsis, but unfortunately Chen Xu didn't remember a word, so he and Shui Qingrou could only rewrite a long poem with the help of historical records, and this poem alone took three days.

"The king of Su saw that Su Daji was as beautiful as a fairy, so he pardoned Su Hu for no crime, not only the official was reinstated, but also rewarded the honor, that night, the king and Daji Luan Feng and Ming, from then on like glue, the court feasted, the night was happy, day and night prostitution did not go to the court for several months, the newspapers of the princes of the eight hundred towns were piled up in the treasury, and the world gradually became chaotic......"

Chen Xu stopped at this point, and the water was gentle and fell a few strokes in a row, and then put down the brush and gently rubbed his wrist.

"I'm tired of you!" Chen Xu said with a little guilt holding the water softly.

"It's not hard to be soft, it's hard to watch Chen Lang rack his brains every day to recall this story in Kyushu Anecdotes!" Shui gently reached out and touched Chen Xu's face with a slight flush on her cheeks, "In the past few days, Chen Lang has lost a lot of weight!" ”

Chen Xu sighed and sat gently on his lap with water: "This story of the gods is too long, and the plot in it is extremely complex and tortuous, I am not a Taoist, and many of the theories are completely incomprehensible, so I can only tell the synopsis of the story, and many things in it need you to add carefully, so that this story looks more complete and full!" ”

"Chen Lang, don't worry, I will add it well, and I also love this incredible story very much, and it is the most gentle and happy thing to be able to participate in it!" After Shui said softly, he asked a little worriedly, "Chen Lang, what you said to the First Emperor in Wancheng last time, I don't know if it will cause you trouble?" ”

Chen Xu shook his head and said: "It shouldn't be, the so-called heart disease still needs heart medicine, immortality is Yingzheng's heart disease, and it can only be cured from the bottom of the heart. Ying Zheng's heart disease is already a serious illness, and he has to take strong medicine, with my current identity as a disciple of the immortal family, he will completely cut off his thoughts in his heart with a knife, so that he will return to his normal state of mind as soon as possible, otherwise the longer it drags on, his mentality will become more and more distorted, and when he is about to die, it is estimated that the matter of seeking immortal medicine will become very unreasonable, at that time he has no intention of governing the world, just like the king of Shang just said, the dynasty is chaotic, and the world will be in chaos! ”

"It's still Chen Lang's thoughtfulness!" Shui looked at Chen Xu softly with a pair of big eyes.

"Don't praise me, in fact, I'm a hammer deal, he listens to it, he doesn't listen to it, as long as he can accompany his mother, Xing'er, and you and Brother Wuya every day, it's good to live like this for the rest of your life, it's really not okay for our family to hide in the mountains for a lifetime, that's a happy old age, no one owes anyone!" After Chen Xu finished speaking with a smile, he stood up softly holding the water, "Let's go, I'll write so much today, let's go for a walk by the river, and I'll teach you to sing a new song!" ”

"Good!" Shui stood up softly and in surprise, put all the written papers in a wooden box, locked them, and then the two went out hand in hand.

A little dog shit came up and down.

"Brother, Sister Shui is waiting for us!" Xing'er and Yu Ji, the two little girls, also shouted and followed.

And just when Chen Xu was hiding in Funiu Mountain to enjoy the food, soaking his sister, and at the same time racking his brains to prepare for the god list to give the emperor a greater surprise and surprise in the future, our first emperor Qin Shi Huang Qin Da was touring his empire with a meal and a camp.