Chapter 318: That, Grandpa, It's a Girl
Liu Shuwen is about to give birth, she must notify the palace, and it is understandable that the eldest grandson queen will come over, but Li Shimin's bag also came over, so it is a little inappropriate!
When Li Shimin saw Leng Feng, he was boiling chicken soup, and the kitchen was full of strong incense.
"The dignified Duke of the Kingdom actually drilled into the kitchen, if this spreads, I am afraid it will become the laughing stock of the whole Tang Dynasty."
Leng Feng covered the casserole pot and covered it with a wet towel before saying: "Cooking is human nature, when the ancestor Ru Mao drank blood, it is estimated that there is no spare time to sit there and wait for his daughter-in-law to cook."
I don't believe those scholars who shout all day long, 'Gentlemen are far away from cooking,' and if they are locked up in the kitchen and denied food, they will starve to death and not make a fire to cook."
Is the gentleman who cooks far away? Throughout the ages, there have been many 'gentlemen' who have been in high positions, framed loyalty, and far away cooks. ”
Li Shimin smiled and said: "You should say this to those rotten Confucians!" ”
There are a lot of ingredients in the kitchen of Leng Mansion, Leng Feng slapped a cucumber, brought a plate of cold salad to the table, took out a pot of wine, and said to Li Shimin: "It seems that you have nothing to do today, do you want to drink with me?" ”
Li Shimin readily agreed.
After two glasses of wine, Li Shimin said: "Just now Doctor Sun told me that you are very anxious now, normal people are about to have children, they are all cheering, I don't understand why you are so anxious." ”
Leng Feng chewed a cucumber in his mouth, and there were some things that he couldn't say to Li Shimin, or even if he said it, Li Shimin wouldn't believe it.
Grandmother paradox!
Since arriving in the Tang Dynasty, these four words have been lingering in Leng Feng's heart.
Time travel has always been a part of science fiction movies, and after people conquered the land, sea, and sky, they uncontrollably aimed at space and time! Many theories about space and time were born here.
The grandmother's paradox is the biggest obstacle to time travel! Suppose a person travels back in time and accidentally kills his young grandmother, then his father no longer exists, so where does he come from?
Luo Yi's death was abnormal, the Eastern Turks perished ahead of schedule, and Gaochang perished ahead of schedule.
These are not important, the important thing is the locust plague, the locust plague that should have killed many people, from the time of the disturbance to the present, not a single one died of hunger, it can be said that many people have lived for no reason in history.
It seems that it is just a change of the dead and the living, but when put on the timeline, it is enough to have a huge impact, and the subsequent Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties no longer exist, so will the person "Leng Feng" still be born in heaven and earth?
At this time, Leng Feng is like a child who is holding a torch and testing back and forth in front of the explosives bag, maybe he doesn't know which moment he will blow himself into a situation from which he will never recover.
But if he analyzes the "parallel universe", he may not have to worry, because strictly speaking, the timeline has already produced branches from the moment he arrived in Datang, which is completely different from the later generations.
Seeing Leng Feng silent again, Li Shimin couldn't help but knock on the plate with chopsticks: "What do you want?" ”
Leng Feng shook his head and drank another glass of wine, he usually never drank alcohol, unless he really couldn't shirk it, but today, he really didn't know what to do if he didn't drink a little.
Li Shimin is a person who has come over, and he fully understands Leng Feng's mood, so he persuaded and explained: "The woman just gave birth to a child, you are thinking about it here, and you can't give birth to her, a manly man, you should give your unborn child a name at this time, instead of thinking about those who have it here." ”
Li Shimin's words were convincing, completely forgetting how anxious he was when he walked around outside the Chengqian Palace.
The chicken soup couldn't be boiled for too long, Leng Feng estimated that the time was almost up, so he strained the chicken soup into a covered bowl, and waited for it to cool down before carrying it back to the bedroom.
Wen Po came out and brought the tray in, and after a while, she brought out the empty bowl, and said to Leng Feng: "Mrs. Chicken Soup has drunk it, and she also asked the old man to tell you that the chicken soup you boiled is much better than that of the cook." ”
After speaking, she couldn't help laughing, after so many years of delivery, the male owner boiled chicken soup for the hostess, this is the first one!
It seems that the rumors in the market are true.
Waiting, only waiting at this time, the sun gradually deviated from the center of the sky, setting in the west, setting in the west, about three o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Shuwen's moaning sound came from the bedroom, and it intensified.
Leng Feng turned a three-edged stab quickly, which still couldn't relieve his anxiety, he couldn't stand it, he asked Li Shimin's pistol over, repeating the process of dismantling and assembling, Li Shimin was frightened, for fear that he would accidentally damage this artifact.
The door opened, the maid walked out with a blood-stained cloth, and Leng Feng was just about to ask, but was held down by Sun Simiao: "If you give birth to a child, there will definitely be some blood, what are you panicking about." ”
Leng Feng could only sit back, it was too boring to disassemble the pistol, and Li Shimin's appearance of wanting to speak was too dazzling, so he simply went into the secret room and took out the sniper rifle and dismantled it in front of Li Shimin.
Torment, whether it is Liu Shuwen who is fighting against pain in the bedroom, or Leng Feng who is waiting outside, they are all tormenting.
As the sun gradually sets and the stars appear, the cry of a baby can finally be heard in the brightly lit bedroom.
Born!
Finally born!
Leng Feng excitedly threw the sniper rifle aside, and rushed to the door to wait for Wen Po to take the child out.
Wen Po came out, but she didn't hold the child, she smiled reluctantly before saying, "Congratulations to Grandpa, it's the joy of making tiles." ”
Leng Feng asked suspiciously, "What is the joy of making tiles?" ”
Sun Simiao patted Leng Feng's shoulder: "Girl, ........."
Li Shimin was also a little disappointed, although he longed for Leng Feng to have a daughter, and then matched Li Zhi and this girl into a pair, but for Leng Feng, the daughter didn't mean much.
Lao Li saw that the old man didn't say a word, and couldn't help but say: "Master, the girl is .........."
In the sympathetic eyes of everyone, Leng Feng took out a small gold bar from his arms and threw it to Wen Po: "It's okay girl, you can take it out and show me, hurry up!" ”
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Everyone looked at Leng Feng together, how did he give birth to a girl, this person was not a little disappointed!
Wen Po caught the gold bar, but also looked confused, speaking of their business, to the official master's house to deliver the baby, the most afraid of the situation of giving birth to a girl, especially the first child.
If it is a son, as soon as the official master is happy, he will reward them, but if it is a daughter, they themselves are embarrassed to ask for it, but today, is this one too disappointed and stupid?
"That, Grandpa, it's a girl."
(End of chapter)