Chapter 228: A Herd of Stupid Donkeys (For 'Sir Diba')

There are many places where the daily work of the Third Division and the Privy Council is accounting, and it is just a simple addition and subtraction, which is boring.

Zhao Zhen felt that these two departments needed mental arithmetic the most, so he had the book copied, and then asked the Third Division and the Privy Council to recommend candidates to study.

Song Zhen didn't care and asked Du Ziling to ask, but most of them didn't respond.

What a moth from Shen An!

The key is that these people are worried that it is too difficult to learn, and when the time comes, they have not learned the skills, but the position has been robbed.

Even if you learn the ability, you will be reduced to a low-level accounting official from now on, and you want to be promoted? Shangguan said: 'We can do anything without anyone, but we can't do without him!' ’

In a corner of the Privy Council, a few clerks were talking.

“…… In a word, you can learn it, but you can get tired. After the hard work, can you only be a small official for the rest of your life? ”

"Yes! That mental arithmetic is so easy to learn, and after learning it, I am afraid that I will not be able to move the place. ”

"When I think of it, I can only be an accounting officer for the rest of my life, not to mention what kind of mental arithmetic method is, even if it is taught by Confucianism...... No one is happy! ”

In the game of secret skills and official positions, secret skills lost very badly.

So this matter is embarrassing, but it is impossible for Song Zhen to seal the official and make a wish, which is a big taboo.

It would be nice if there was a word in the palace that people who learned mental arithmetic would reuse it in the future.

In the midst of this wait-and-see, Tang Ren appeared.

He took most of the officials in the ceremonial room to find Du Ziling.

"It's all promised, I'm willing to learn."

At this moment, Du Ziling forgot those grievances, and he said happily: "Okay, it's really a general knowledge!" ”

Someone in the Privy Council signed up, but not many in the three divisions signed up, just a few kittens and dogs.

Everyone is worried, worried that after learning it, they will become the accounting puppets of the three divisions.

Don't be a villain!

In the past two days, the most in the three divisions is all kinds of strange excuses, and the purpose is to avoid learning.

Wang Anshi is still as steady as Mount Tai, as if he is not moved by anything.

As he walked along the road, the officials gave up their hands.

When I got to the latrine, there were people inside.

This one is embarrassing!

Shangguan wants to go to the toilet, are you embarrassed to look at it? Are you embarrassed to listen? Let's go, you.

The little official wiped his ass and honestly prepared to go out.

As soon as he walked to the door, the little official remembered something, and asked, "Judge Wang, the villain wants to ask for advice." ”

"You say."

Wang Anshi was in a hurry to go to the toilet, so he was a little more unswerving.

So if you want to break the kettle or something, it's best to block him while the leader is going to the toilet, one by one.

"The method of mental arithmetic...... Do you have a future after learning? ”

Wang Anshi said with a stilted face: "Yes! ”

The little official said happily: "Thank you, Judge Wang." ”

Wang Anshi's words are few, but he never lies, so the words that come out of his mouth are almost certain.

As soon as the little official slipped away, he ran to sign up, but Wang Anshi, who was squatting in the pit, remembered the mental arithmetic that his family and son had been practicing recently.

Whatever you report the number, or throw an account book in the past, Wang Yan doesn't want to calculate, just mentally calculate all the way, and the result is reviewed......

All right!

It's only been a long time since I learned!

Wang Anshi felt that it was Shen An's unique secret skill, so he was embarrassed to ask his son for a textbook.

So he asked, "Is it easy to learn?" ”

Wang Yan's expression was a little depressed at that time, "I'm studious." ”

This son likes to show off his intelligence beyond ordinary people the most, so as soon as he was frustrated, Wang Anshi was sure that this secret technique could be easily learned by ordinary people.

It's just that why are secret techniques so easy to learn?

……

"The road is easy and simple!"

This is what Shen An used to prevaricate Zhao Zhen, he really didn't want to teach those people.

And he was also a little selfish, thinking that if he let Zhao Zhongjun go, it would be an opportunity for him to accumulate contacts.

But Zhao Zhen obviously didn't want to do this, he still had a tight grip on the imperial power, and didn't want to give others a chance to subvert.

Thereupon......

"The official said that if you don't go, then recommend someone to go."

Chen Zhongheng was very angry at Shen An's performance and felt that he was a shame for officials.

The official family values you and wants you to teach, but you still push back, shame!

But Shen An didn't have this kind of awareness, he pointed to Zhi Kexing, who was practicing knives on the side, and said, "He can do it too." ”

Zhe Kexing was also forced by Shen An to learn a lot of things, and mental arithmetic is those points, teach it a few more times to finish.

Chen Zhongheng shook his head again and said, "He is a martial artist, you know." ”

Do you know that letting the martial artists teach the civil officials will cause a backlash?

If there was a knife in his hand at this moment, Chen Zhongheng would want to chop Shen An with a knife.

Shen An had a headache, he thought about it and said, "This ...... The best thing in my family is the coachman. ”

I had to go grocery shopping every day on Tuesdays, so the calculation became a big problem.

Shen An taught him the art of mental arithmetic, but it turned out that this person had a talent in this area, and his quick arithmetic ability directly crushed Zhi Kexing and Zhao Zhongjiao, and even Wang Yan was almost suppressed by him.

"Your coachman?"

Chen Zhongheng really wants to hit someone!

"It's a state affair."

"It's true."

"Or ...... Try? ”

So after a test, Chen Zhongheng, who was shocked and dropped his jaw, went back to the palace to tell him that when he came back later, he would take Tuesday to class.

"Teaching? Lang Jun, the villain doesn't dare to go. ”

Tuesday was frightened, "Those people are all Wenqu stars, Lang Jun, villains don't dare to ......"

"Bullshit's Wenqu star!"

In front of Chen Zhongheng, Shen An said disdainfully: "They are all people who want to learn mental arithmetic, and those who ask for us, go boldly, whoever dares to bully you, just talk to Chen Duzhi." Lao Chen, you will call the shots for him, right? ”

Chen Zhongheng smiled bitterly and nodded, thinking that the official family didn't know what kind of wind he was smoking, so he agreed to let him teach on Tuesday.

Tuesday was still a little timid, Shen An encouraged; "Wang Yan is a Yanei, but he is almost no match for you, what are you afraid of? Go boldly. When you teach, you'll be sitting with a herd of pigs sitting underneath. ”

This is a good way to eliminate tension, but comparing those officials to pigs made Chen Zhongheng angry: "It's too much! ”

Shen An said with a straight face: "Yes, it shouldn't be a pig, then treat them as donkeys!" ”

A bunch of stupid asses!

So I went on Tuesday with trepidation.

"Shen An's coachman is going to teach?"

The officialdom in the capital was in an uproar.

Then most of the officials who had signed up quit because they felt that they could not afford to lose this person.

"You're Meng Lang."

Bao Zheng seems to be a little melancholy recently, looking at the temperament of some poets.

Shen An shook his head and said, "The master is the teacher." ”

"But those are officials."

It is insulting to let the coachman go to teach the officials.

What does it mean to be an official?

Why do you agree?

Bao Zheng guessed something, and the official family estimated that he thought that this mental arithmetic was a good thing, so he first used this way to eliminate a group of people who were not strong-willed.

The second person was a little unexpected by Shen An, and it turned out to be Sima Guang.

"You boy is acting recklessly, Professor Coachman......"

"There has never been such a precedent in the Great Song Dynasty, you are still young, you must be diligent, you must look forward, and you must be ......"

“……”

Shen An was driven crazy by his broken thoughts.

Finally, Sima Guang left, and on Tuesday, he also finished the day's teaching, and returned home with a red face.

"Villain...... The villain is a member of the Shen family in this life, and a ghost of the Shen family in death. ”

Tuesday never thought of giving lessons to officials, and being able to drive a carriage for officials can be regarded as an ancestral virtue.

But today, he was giving a trembling lecture above, and the officials below were listening to the lecture quietly and seriously, and even taking notes......

What a dreamy day!

Tuesday felt that this was a good day for Shen An to give him, so he couldn't wait to offer his loyalty when he came back.

"The governor is here, kowtow to Lang Jun."

Tuesday's excitement was beyond words, and as soon as he pulled his son Zhou Dudu, the father and son were about to kneel together.

Shen An picked up Zhou Dudu with one hand and said, "Do things well, and ...... in the future More on that later. ”

Since then, Tuesday has been at the peak of his life, and he goes to give lessons to officials every day.

Ten days later, the merit was complete...... No, it's closed.

Tuesday was already less cringe, and said generously: "Lang Jun said, the rest depends on you to continue to familiarize yourself, just settle more accounts." ”

is a quick calculation of addition and subtraction, and it took ten days to finish, and Shen An felt that it was too slow.

"Thank you for the teaching."

Tang Ren said this very naturally, in the past ten days, classroom discipline has been maintained by him, and for this reason, some people say that he is Shen An's dogleg behind his back.

"Thank you."

More than a dozen officials thanked each other, and on Tuesday they floated home as if they were drunk.

After returning home, he drank a meal on Tuesday, got drunk, and then said that he would be a professor in the future, but was complained by Mrs. Chen.

When I woke up in the morning, Tuesday felt uncomfortable thinking back to what I had said last night.

"Hurry up and go grocery shopping!"

Aunt Chen came back from Guoguo's side, and when she saw that he was still in bed, she scolded: "Do you still want to be a professor?" Lang Jun is just proud of teaching you something, you want to teach officials, so who should Lang Jun teach? ”

"yes!"

I felt proud on Tuesday, which is not good.

So he got up and washed up, set up a car and went to the street to buy groceries.

As soon as those familiar cries came to my ears, I knew on Tuesday that I still liked this kind of life.

He thought it was a dream, but the dozen or so officials really learned the skill.

In the Privy Council, Tang Ren took the account book and recorded it while reading it, and it didn't take long for an account book to be calculated.

Opposite him was a smiling little official, but the smile looked a little fake.

You look at it and count it, and you think your fingers are abacus!

"Five more and thirty-five dollars, call back!"

The little official was stunned and said: "Master Tang, this is the account book of our Honglu Temple, I will show you just a glance......

You still want to take care of Honglu Temple?

And you're such a child's play, just looking at it and saying that it's more than five times a lot of money, is this trying to give us a whammy?

He is not a person from the ceremonial room, so he is naturally not afraid of Tang Ren.

"Call back!"

If Tang Ren doesn't pass here, this account book will not be recorded, and the expenses will not be reported.

The little official was angry and went directly to his own Shangguan to talk to Du Ziling.

"Du Chengzhi, your Tang director just glanced at the account book, and said that my Honglu Temple was corrupt for five times and thirty-five dollars...... That's so much, right? ”

The officials of Honglu Temple were very angry, and most of this anger came from being robbed of a lot of errands by Shen An, and they were instead reduced to a place to receive foreign envoys, no different from an inn.

The cost of receiving foreign envoys was not small, but the Great Song Dynasty was very generous in this regard, so it was enough to check the accounts.

Originally, the accounts of Honglu Temple could not be checked by the ceremonial room, which was also made by Shen An, saying that it was a cross-check that could prevent corruption and fraud.

These anger have been building up for a long time, and today's account book incident has finally detonated it.

Du Ziling didn't want to wipe Tang Ren's buttocks, so he said, "Have you found out?" ”

The official of Honglu Temple said angrily: "He just took a look, and then said that it was how much corruption was done, and he accepted the order, isn't this nonsense?" ”

……

This is the ID of the old alliance leader of the warehouse, and it cost a hundred yuan to modify it for spoofing...... There is no humanity in the trenches!