Chapter 180: You Shake the Dragon Vein
Tao Chengdao obviously didn't have the spirit of scientific experiments, he shook his head and said: "What can a pig do in heaven, and he can't speak, or the old man comes first!" ”
Liu Chun snorted with his nose, it's good to have a try, but just knowing how to play with life is not good.
"Mr. Tao, pigs can eat meat if they fall to death, if you fall to death, we will have to do the funeral for you."
Choking enough, Tao Chengdao's old face was ugly, and he muttered: "For the sake of the great cause of flying to the sky, although the old man is still honorable, there is nothing to be afraid of." But if you look closely, there is a hint of hesitation in his expression.
Li Wufeng Bingxue was smart, and said busily: "Sir, just do what Lord Liu said, and send a few first...... Dolphin up! If it can be done, please ask Mr. to verify it himself. ”
Obviously, this Miss Li is really cautious, in front of a large number of princes, what kind of pig, what do you want to say, what do you want to say!
Liu Chun really didn't pay attention, but fortunately, those people were behind and didn't hear it. He silently recited it three times in his heart...... Porpoise, porpoise, porpoise you uncle!
Li Wufang was very happy, Liu Chun came up with a good idea as soon as he came, and she couldn't help but admire this young man.
Soon, Zhu Biao, Zhu Di, Zhu Hu, Lan Yu, Xu Miaoyun and others all came, and a small courtyard was instantly filled. Lan Yu saw that there was a bamboo chair next to him, and he sat down, and he was not polite.
At this time, Li Wufang said: "Your Highness, eldest brother, Lord Liu has a good idea, saying that he wants to use livestock to experiment first to see if he can fly into the sky!" ”
"Oh!"
Zhu Di smiled first: "It's like Liu Chun's road, Zhu Neng, go buy some livestock and come back!" ”
"Yes!"
Zhu Neng took people away, and at this time, Liu Chun invited Tao Chengdao aside, "Mr. Tao, what are you going to do?" ”
Tao Chengdao took a breath, he turned around and took out a bunch of rockets, and then pointed to the bamboo chair, "I plan to tie the rockets underneath, light them together, use the strength to go to the sky, and then use the kite to fly in the sky." ”
Liu Chun nodded, "Has that gentleman thought about how to get down?" ”
"This ...... Or you can come down with a kite, or you can ......"
"Fall?"
Tao Chengdao gritted his teeth and said resolutely: "It's still the same sentence, the old man is not afraid!" ”
"Reckless!"
Liu Chun said very politely, anyone who does not cherish his life is a crime in Liu Chun's opinion, especially if he has outstanding talents, he should cherish his life even more.
Like Tao Chengdao, it is polite to joke about his life and say that he is a reckless man! It's just elm pimples.
"Come on, let's see what your Mr. Tao thinks!"
They walked to the front of the bamboo chair and pushed Lan Yu aside, Tao Chengdao was cautious, and under the bamboo chair, 47 rockets were tied, and at this time Zhu Neng also came back, I have to say, the efficiency is high!
"You didn't rob it, did you?"
Zhu Neng pouted, "Am I that kind of person?" There's a livestock market over there, so you can have as much as you want! ”
Liu Chun said that he understood, and a group of guards carried the bamboo chair to an open space, and then stuffed a fat pig with five flowers tied up on it, which was only heavier than Tao Chengdao.
Zhu Biao and Zhu Di were curious and wanted to come forward to take a look, but they were stopped by Liu Chun.
"Your Highness, such a dangerous thing, what a lot of fun!"
Liu Chun asked someone to bring a large umbrella, covered a few people, and instructed the guards to carefully protect His Highness once something fell from the sky.
Liu Chun didn't dare to be sloppy at all, and when everything was arranged, he finally gave the order.
"Ignition!"
The fire rope burned, Tao Chengdao stretched his neck, his eyes were about to come out, clenched his fists, and roared in a low voice: "Fly, fly!" Be sure to ...... Fly! ”
Rumble!
The rocket exploded, and smoke rose into the air.
The pig didn't go to the sky, and when the smoke cleared, I looked closer, and the bamboo chair was blown apart, and the pig was stuck with more than a dozen bamboo chips, bleeding all over, and had already died.
Lan Yu scratched his head, this chair was the one he was sitting on just now, and it shattered to the ground in a blink of an eye!
"The surname is Tao, I think you are really impatient!"
Tao Chengdao rushed to the front, looking at the mess everywhere, completely stupid,
"How so, how can this be? How so? He jerked his head back, "Yes, it's because the pigs are too heavy, and the chairs are too sturdy." ”
In a hurry, they forgot to avoid it.
Liu Chun said: "Since this is the case, then change to a light one, and then change to a sturdy chair!" ”
Rumble!
The gunpowder exploded again, and this time the pig did fly a little, it seemed to be more than a meter, and then it was planted, and its neck was broken, which was a miserable one!
"What, why did it fail again?"
Tao Chengdao was going crazy, "Yes, it's a matter of gunpowder, the power of gunpowder is too small!" ”
Liu Chun chuckled, "That's right, I've studied a more powerful gunpowder, and there are some rockets in the army, so I'll just play it all at once!" ”
Liu Chun told Zhu Biao, and immediately someone took the prince's edict and went to the barracks.
No need to talk nonsense...... Tao Chengdao's plan didn't work at all, and he killed seven pigs in a row, and the highest was only more than two meters into the air. It's less than three meters.
Liu Chun is not surprised at all, the Sky Piercing Monkey may be able to fly more than ten meters, and rockets such as the Divine Fire Flying Crow equipped in the army can fly farther.
But if you want to get a lot of rockets and send people up, it won't work, first of all, the force of these rockets can't be concentrated downward, and they can't produce enough propulsion, and secondly, the chair is so big, boxy, and affected by air resistance and wind, it is impossible to stand upright, and if it is slightly crooked, it will definitely fall.
Liu Chun knew it, but Tao Chengdao was stupid.
He has been studying hard for more than ten years, in order to be able to fly to the sky and feast his eyes.
But the cruel reality is in front of him, he sits down, and the end will not be much better than the pig that was blown up?
"Am I wrong? Am I wrong? ”
Tao Chengdao looked crazy, his eyes were bloodshot, he thought carefully, and suddenly rushed in front of Liu Chun.
"No, no! People are not like pigs, I, I want to try it myself, by the way, I still have kites, I use the strength of kites, I can, I can fly, let me try ......"
He wanted to continue, but Liu Chun's slap was raised.
Syllable!
Syllable!
Syllable!
opened the bow left and right, and Liu Chun was stunned and slapped Tao Chengdao's eight mouths.
After Liu Chun finished fighting, Tao Chengdao was not angry, but sat on the ground, howling and crying, and said in a vague voice: "Wrong, I was really wrong, my hard work was in vain......"
Dreams are shattered, hard work is in vain, and for a person who adheres to his ideals, it is even more painful than killing him a hundred times.
Tao Chengdao felt that his life had lost its meaning.
What is it like to be alive!
It's better to die...... He saw the soldiers gather their broken chairs, pile them in a pile, and set them on fire.
Tao Chengdao's eyes suddenly turned red, his ideal was just a bunch of rags, what else was worth nostalgic. This guy is like crazy and rushes to the fire!
When he was still three feet away from the fire, two big hands grabbed him, Zhu Di and Lan Yu, one of them grabbed one shoulder and held Tao Chengdao down.
Lan Yu snorted, "What a madman! Liu Chun, are you raising the teacher and moving the crowd to let everyone see this crazy man make a fool of himself? ”
Liu Chun hurriedly ran over, he didn't say anything, but took a look, and said to Li Wufang: "Girl, borrow a silk handkerchief." ”
Li Wufang didn't know what Liu Chun was going to do, but he still gave it to him.
Liu Chun held the thin ayapa in his hand and threw it on the fire.
"Mr. Tao, take a closer look!"
Tao Chengdao subconsciously opened his eyes wide, and he found that the scattered Ayanpa did not fall immediately, but floated upward, suddenly downward, and then fluttered again, Ayanpa was roasted and rolled up into a fire, quickly fell into the fire, and turned into a wisp of smoke.
"Sir, do you understand? Do you want me to demonstrate again? ”
Tao Chengdao groaned: "Does Lord Liu want to say that as long as it is very light, it can fly into the sky?" ”
"Wrong!" Liu Chun said: "I want to say that hot air is lighter than cold air!" Ayaka is held by rising hot air, and if you make it into a square and envelop the hot air, you can slowly ascend to the sky...... This is the principle of Kong Ming lantern! ”
"Kong Ming lantern?"
Tao Chengdao seemed to have been struck by thunder, trembling all over, and looked at Liu Chun blankly.
"Mr. Tao, think about it, can you enlarge the Kong Ming lantern and fly into the sky with the help of hot air!"
"Ahh
Tao Chengdao was stunned for a long time, his facial features were entangled, and he suddenly cried and laughed!
"Kong Ming lantern, Kong Ming lantern! How could I forget! How could I forget! Saying that, he lay on the ground and kowtowed vigorously, "Lord Liu, Lord Liu, you have brought me back to life!" ”
Tao Chengdao already knew that his rocket plan had completely failed, maybe it was time to try Kong Ming Lantern as Liu Chun said...... He's a pure man, and he can't wait to start all over again right away, and more than ten years of time have been wasted, damn it!
At this time, other people also came over, and Li Jinglong complained: "Since you have a way, why bother, how good it is to say it directly!" Look, he's going to die! ”
Liu Chun sneered: "Cao Guogong, whether it's right or wrong, it's all valuable. People are constantly making progress in the midst of mistakes, and it is useless to think that you will only stand on the shore and watch the ship capsize. At least this experiment tells everyone, don't put a rocket under your ass and be careful of blowing yourself up! Liu Chun's lesson is obviously revenge for the previous arrow.
Li Jinglong still wanted to argue, but Li Wufang was already fluttering, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Lord Liu saved Mr. Tao, and the little woman replaced Mr. Tao, thank you for your kindness!" ”
Watching her salute, the baby daughter behind Lan Yu was angry, this is not so good, you worship first, you are so angry!
The blue girl wanted to rush out to say a few words, but at this moment, suddenly a group of cavalry flew on the road, led by a court official, and in front of his official uniform, a majestic divine beast was embroidered...... Hedgehog!
Distinguish between loyalty and treachery, and distinguish between right and wrong!
This is the Imperial History!
Sure enough, he rushed in front of everyone, facing countless nobles, without stage fright. He also recognized the crown prince Zhu Biao, but at this time he could only pretend not to know.
The man said with a stiff face: "I just received a report from the people, and there is a loud noise here, and some people are doing evil, shaking the dragon vein!" coincides with the Longevity Ceremony, and the crime is added to the first degree, so you can go to the lawsuit with this official! ”