Chapter One Thousand and Three: I'm afraid I've caught the wrong person

Bursts of dust were lifted on the ground, and the group training envoy who had a lot of snot and tears sneezed again, and it was impossible to tell whether it was rain or tears in front of him. The two met the county master on the way forward, did the master originally want to put on a suit of armor and run to the front of Xiang Yong to give a lecture? But there are still people in the school field, they all ran away, and the only group training envoy who didn't run was dragged on the ground by a fat woman.

Tuan Lian also saw the master, so he shouted as if he had seen a savior: "The master helps." The grandfather was also startled, so he asked, "What the hell are you?" Before he finished speaking, he realized that his body had already flown into the air! This road is passing in front of Jia Erniang's house who sells vegetables, and this grandfather happened to be punched away by the big lady and inlaid on the chastity archway that he personally erected for Jia Erniang.

Now look at the memorial arch of chastity, the right is engraved with 'Wenjing', the left is written with 'Wuwei', and the county lord is inlaid in the middle of the four big characters on the left and right. Wait a minute! Don't make any noise, the top of the master's body also has the four big characters of 'Deyan Qunying' written by him, and the words are so beautiful!

The eldest lady dragged the group practice and walked through the chastity archway for more than ten meters, and the master on the archway squeezed out a 'pain' word from between his teeth, and then he lost his breath. Najia Erniang already knew the means of this widow Zhen, how dare she stop it, and hid sideways behind the pillar of her chastity archway.

Even the family members of the regimental training envoy also ran out to see, but they were helpless, only the clean water splashed the street, and the loess mat road sent the eldest lady and the regimental training all the way. These two strange men and women disturbed the unrest of the county, which made the whole county rush to stop and watch from dozens of meters apart.

The group practice saw the grandfather on the archway of chastity, and saw the farewell of the family, and knew that there was no possibility of salvation. In despair, he found a brick on the road, so he picked it up and hit his head with a brick. Unfortunately, his arm strength was too weak, and he couldn't even commit suicide with a blunt object, and more than a dozen big bags were knocked out of his head in vain. When he was struggling, he suddenly touched his waist, and realized that he was still wearing an ancestral sword given by the emperor!

You have to ask the emperor how the sword is still an ancestral heirloom? Because this sword is a monkey from Huaguo Mountain five hundred years ago...... Ah no, it was given by Zhao Gou of Gaozong of the Great Song Dynasty five hundred years ago, and the ancestor of this regiment had rescued King Kang to cross the river at that time, so that Wanyan Zongbi, who searched the mountains and examined the sea to arrest Zhao Gou, failed to succeed. Afterwards, Gaozong gave the sword at his waist to the ancestor of Tuanlian, and where did his ancestor move from, ah yes, Taihe County.

Now this group of Lian committed suicide with this sword because he couldn't beat a woman, and he didn't even think about hacking that old lady to death with a sword. Once his ancestors saved the Son of Heaven of the Great Song Dynasty, and thus made the Great Song Dynasty continue for more than a hundred years, but now he surrendered to the descendants of the Jin people - the Manchu Qing, and finally used the ancestral sword of the Great Song Dynasty to kill himself, which can be regarded as a number of days.

The eldest lady went all the way to the south and was about to get out of the city, at this time the Ming army had already attacked the city, and the city gate had been captured by the Ming army. There were also Ming soldiers who wanted to step forward to stop them, but they were slapped aside by this big lady's big slap.

Widow Zhen must go home no matter where the army comes from, that strength frightened Wang Yuncai was also shocked, and at first thought that the defenders in the city had trained an elephant to fight back, but after a closer look, it was not an elephant, but a living person. It's strange that there are still people in the world who look like this.

But seeing that this person was not afraid of more than 10,000 Ming troops in the city and outside the city, Wang Yuncai secretly admired in his heart, and took a few steps forward and asked: "Dare to ask where the heroine is sacred, where does she come from and where do you want to go?" The eldest lady said sharply: "I am the butcher Zhen widow under the Zhuangyuan Bridge in Weizhou, Shaanxi, because I killed my husband Zheng Tu with three punches, and I have been widowed for more than 500 years. Last month, a blind fortune teller told the slave family that there would be a marriage in this Fengyang Mansion, and the slave family came. Passing by here, I saw that the group training envoy looked very handsome, so I caught the husband who wanted to go home to be the boss of the village. ”

Wang Yuncai could only smile at such a slave, but in his heart he was secretly scolding the stinky blind man who killed a thousand knives, how could he fool such a dominatrix to his own land. I thought about it again: 'Oh no, I've also read this book, isn't it just 'Liao Zhai'? The ending is that Zhu Bajie burned down the Daguan Garden, and then with the Virgin Mary and the Egyptian king Saladin in the Taoyuan of Shuibo Liangshan, he finally took Song Jiang to the daughter country. Just because I've read so many books, can I still be fooled by her? ’

Wang Yuncai hurriedly asked: "Is your deceased husband that Zheng Tu?" Widow Zhen was stunned for a moment and returned: "It's that Zheng Tu, what do you want?" Wang Yuncai also set up a stall to calculate hexagrams before rebelling, and the key to this is the blockade at both ends, he knows that this mother-in-law must know someone. And he wants to use this person to get in touch with this woman, whether this dominatrix is an enemy or a friend with this person, he can put it on.

"I mentioned one person, can the eldest lady know me?" "Who is this person?" Wang Yuncai said with a complicated expression: "The small species of Jingluo Mansion mentions Luda, and the Jianghu He Flower Monk." "There was love and hate in that expression, which was extremely difficult to fathom. Yaksha laughed when he heard this: "This person is the best friend of the little woman before she got married, because I killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches, and he wants to take the blame for me." Later, I robbed the prison for him and let him out of the city, so he later became a monk. ”

Wang Yuncai also laughed: "Hahaha, it's really a coincidence, and then the ancestor of the prince is the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in Tokyo." With your concubine, ah no, with your good Han Ruda is a good friend. Yaksha asked suspiciously, "Why haven't you heard of Tiha?" Wang Yuncai said with a stunned face: "Hey, this is a long story, I want to be the head of the Lin sect back then...... In the end, the three of them became brothers with different surnames, and that's how it happened. ”

Finally the dominatrix flickered, and the yaksha asked, "Since it is the deceased, please get out of the way, the little woman is in a hurry to go home and dress up and then visit this little brother, and then go to the Maldives for her honeymoon." ”

Wang Yuncai shook his head and said: "According to the mountain people, the eldest lady is afraid that she has caught the wrong person, and there is this young lady lying on the ground, who is not the eldest lady's fast son-in-law, and the lady's true husband is still waiting here in Yingzhou Mansion, which is not far to the south." Besides, the person in your hand is now out of breath and completely dead, how can he still worship with you? Not to mention what to go to the Maldives. ”

The eldest lady looked back: "Yo, why is this thing dead?" After speaking, he raised his hand and threw away the corpse, and asked Wang Yuncai again: "How can I trust you?" Wang Yuncai said: "The eldest lady doesn't have to believe it, just think about it, your home is thousands of miles west of the county seat." But what about you, you said you wanted to go home but ran to the south city, isn't this providence? ”