Chapter 473: The Universe Is Upside Down
"The fate is extremely expensive, and there is a ninety-five purple micro appearance", the meaning is very clear, this person is the emperor's life.
This kind of thing is very mysterious, and if you believe it, you have it, but if you don't believe it...... It still has.
Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang are the two most prestigious magic sticks in the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, the most peculiar ability of the two is not cultivation, not alchemy, but easy to count, pinching the fingers can calculate the past and the future, the big is the number of national luck, the vicissitudes of the millennium, the small is a batch of eight characters, counting the heirs of the marriage in the passing years, this kind of person can set up a stall anywhere, set up a banner of "iron mouth straight break", absolutely prosperous business, and wide financial resources.
The conclusion of the two gods is ridiculous for Li Shimin and Dongyang.
A woman, at best, is beautiful, clever, and smart, and it is a great life to say that she has the appearance of a mother in the world, as for what to say about the "appearance of the ninety-five purple micro", it really teaches people to laugh off their big teeth, at least Li Shimin did laugh off his big teeth at that time.
Dongyang couldn't laugh either, covering his small mouth and shaking his shoulders for a while.
"Since the ancient Xuanyuan in China, how many dynasties have gone through during the period, maybe there are women who abuse power, and there are also those who pre-govern the party and harm the world, but I have never heard of a woman who can become the emperor, you don't know what my father's face was at that time, if it weren't for the fact that I have known the master and Yuan Daochang for many years, my father is afraid that he will drive them out of the Taiji Palace as crazy......"
Li Su also smiled, a little reluctantly.
Yes, it is impossible for a woman to become an emperor, because this is an era of male supremacy, no matter how enlightened the Tang Dynasty is, women are subordinate to men after all, which is a universal value that has been passed down for thousands of years.
But Li Su knows very well that in the era he lives in now, there are outliers in the strong and enlightened, and if the historical trajectory continues to develop, there is a woman who will really become the emperor, not hiding behind a man to make trouble. It was not that the party secretly controlled the situation after cultivating, did not play the trick of "coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes", and did not engage in any metaphor of "the phoenix is above, and the dragon is below", but Zhengda Guangming and dignified pushed down the emperor and issued the edict of enthronement. Under the watchful eyes of all the men in the world and helplessly, she sat on the emperor's dragon chair in a dignified manner, wearing a crown, wearing a gold crown, and puffed up her chest to tell the people of the world that she was not a phoenix, but a dragon, the true dragon son of heaven, and I was the sheji.
More than 2,000 years of dynastic history. Only such an epiphany appeared, and the only one was fleeting.
Dongyang quickly noticed Li Su's strange smile, glanced at him, and snorted, "You are so ugly with a smile...... Isn't it funny? How is it possible for a woman to be an emperor? In the world, yin and yang are orderly, how can there be a reason for the reversal of the universe, right? ”
Li Suqiang smiled: "What happened later? Those two sticks...... No, what is the reaction of the two respected Taoist masters? What did your father do? ”
Dongyang's smile suddenly narrowed. With a puzzled look, he said slowly: "Later, the two Taoist masters asked their father to wave away all the eunuchs and palace maids in the palace. The three of them didn't know what to say in the palace, but they knew that their father and queen came to make an order, and the martial artist was transferred away from the royal side and assigned to the palace...... That is, the cold palace, as a talented person, specializing in pulp washing chores. ”
Li Su nodded slowly.
Dongyang couldn't laugh at the moment, looked at him and said in amazement: "Could it be that my father really listened to what the two Taoist masters said?" That talented person surnamed Wu really has a ninety-five appearance? This...... How can it be! ”
Li Su sighed.
It seems that Li Shimin has a fear after all. The admonition of the two gods is only one of the reasons, and there is another reason, I am afraid that it is the horse named "Lion Skull", Sister Wu is young in the end, and she is too sharp in front of the emperor. Although Li Shimin praised Qizhi in person, and said that if he was a man, he could be kind enough to calm the world, in fact, he was a little dislike for Sister Wu's ruthless methods, and happened to meet the two gods to make the wind and rain, so he transferred her away from his side.
Sister Wu was assigned to the court and did the cheap work of washing the pulp of the palace people, it can be said that from now on, Sister Wu has entered the trough of her life, and it can't be lower, but Li Su suddenly had a thought in her mind.
He really wants to find a suitable opportunity to create an opportunity to get acquainted with Sister Wu, sending charcoal in the snow is far more weighty than icing on the cake, and making a long-term political investment in Sister Wu one step earlier, how much will the harvest be ten million times in the future? No one knows as well as him that this weak woman who was assigned to the court is really a thigh that can't be thicker anymore, so when will she not hold it tightly at this time?
It's just that it's too difficult to find an opportunity to get acquainted with her, a popular fried chicken marquis who is a saint is long, and he ran to the Yeting Cold Palace to hug his thighs with a palace maid who was washing clothes, that picture was so beautiful that even Li Su himself didn't dare to imagine it, how cheap does this have to be to do this kind of thing, not to mention, is the kind of place in the court that a foreign minister can enter casually? If he is discovered, his crime is almost to dig the corner of Li Shimin's backyard, he dug up his daughter a few years ago, and now he is digging his harem, how many pieces does Li Shimin have to cut him into to relieve his hatred?
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When I returned from the Taoist temple in Dongyang, the sun had gradually sunk in the west, and before I knew it, a whole day had passed.
When I got home, I was about to turn on the lights, and Steward Xue was directing his subordinates to hang up two lanterns, and the big words "Hou Mansion of Jingyang County" on the lintel were reflected by the dim light and were extraordinarily deep.
Seeing Li Su coming back alone, a clear look flashed in Steward Xue's eyes, Chang'an City knew the rumors of his own Hou Ye and Princess Dongyang, and after measuring the land today, the Hou Ye disappeared, and he naturally knew where he went.
kicked the handyman who was hanging the lantern to the ground, and Steward Xue said angrily: "Angry with dog eyes? I can't tell the difference between primary and secondary, haven't you seen Hou Ye come back? Hurry up and wait, and the lantern will be hung later. ”
The young handyman hurriedly came over to greet Li Su, and then quickly opened the side door of the house, and walked in front with a lantern to guide Li Su.
Li Su looked left and right and said, "What about my father?" ”
"If you go back to the Hou Ye, the old man went to the newly measured field in the afternoon, and Steward Xue sent someone to ask twice, but the old man still didn't want to come back, saying that he wanted to figure out what kind of food to plant next year......
Li Su frowned: "It's dark, what should I do if I fall?" You don't care about me here, ask two people to invite my father back, what will be planted next year, the government has not yet made a register for Xintian, why is it in a hurry. ”
The handyman hurriedly turned around, took two steps and felt that something was wrong, turned around and handed the lantern in his hand to Li Su, saluted and ran away.
Li Su let out a long yawn and stretched his waist to walk to the front hall of the house.
It's been a hard day, measuring the land, fighting with Gao Yang, eating grapes, and eating so tired......
The front hall was lit with candles, and as soon as Li Su stepped into the courtyard, he saw two figures sitting in the front hall, one was Xu Mingzhu, and the other was an old acquaintance, Xu Mingzhu's distant cousin Xu Jingzong, a very cute real villain.
Xu Jingzong was still very upright in front of Xu Mingzhu, sitting straight, holding his green beard, I didn't know what to say to Xu Mingzhu, Xu Jingzong said a word, Xu Mingzhu nodded in response.
Li Su deliberately lowered his steps, Xu Jingzong heard the movement outside, turned his head to look, the expression on his face suddenly turned like a spring breeze and snow, and the handsome face that was tense when he spoke just now was all stretched out in an instant, and the speed of changing his face was breathtaking.
"Ahh Li Houye, Li Jianzheng, you can ...... I want to make a fuss! Xu Jingzong ran out of the front hall, hurriedly put on his shoes at the entrance, and then opened his arms and strode towards Li Su, looking ...... Seems to want to give him an intimate hug?
"Li Jianzheng, I haven't seen you for more than three years, and the lower officials miss you so much that they can't sleep at night or eat at sun, which is really bitter lovesickness, heartbreaking...... Xu Jingzong ran to Li Su in three steps and two steps, and took Li Su's hand with both hands and started...... Vindicate?
Li Su's goosebumps stood up instantly, and the hands that were tightly held by Xu Jingzong were as if they had been bitten by a dog, and they quickly pulled back, and kept wiping them behind his back.
"Speak well! Don't have any physical contact, or you will turn your face. Li Su took a step back very vigilantly. What's wrong with people now, the two big men can't hold hands at every turn, they are still "bitterly lovesick", and they are "heartbreaking", and their words and deeds to Shangguan are like this, is it considered sexual harassment?
Looking at Xu Jingzong's middle-aged, handsome face, the long-lost jealousy in Li Su's heart raised its head again.
It's been more than three years, this face hasn't aged at all, I can't even see wrinkles when I'm not smiling, and it's so affinity when I laugh, any woman controlled by an uncle will scream when she only sees this face, and she looks righteous and awe-inspiring, why do you want to be so handsome?
Li Su found that he was very overshadowed when he stood with him, and he had to admit that if he was purely handsome, this guy seemed to be one or two points better than himself.
I really want to throw sulfuric acid on his face......
"Haha, it's been a long time since Eunuch Xu...... By the way, it should be Xu Jianzheng, right? ”
Xu Jingzong's smile suddenly turned into a bitter smile, and he looked up to the sky and sighed very pretentiously, in the standard posture of "thinking about the world and the world, alone and crying".
"Xu Mou's public heart is for the country, and he wants to do something practical for the community, in order to repay His Majesty and Li Jian Zheng's kindness to Xu, but the villain in the Firearms Bureau is in charge, Xu Mou's grand wish is not able to, but he can regret it!"
Li Su blinked.
The words were vague, but he understood. At the beginning, there were two young eunuchs in the Firearms Bureau, one was Xu Jingzong, the other was Yang Yan, and later Li Su was transferred, and Xu Jingzong temporarily acted as the supervisor, I am afraid that Yang Yan has added a lot of blockages to him in the past three years, and the battle between the two may have reached a white-hot state, otherwise Xu Jingzong would not have said this for no reason.
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PS: There is one more ...... (To be continued.) )