Chapter 900: Self-inflicted
Chen Zhongheng ran wildly all the way, and the palace maids and attendants he met on the road all stood on the side of the road with admiration and watched, and some of the older ones sighed: "Look at it, you wait all day to climb up, do you know how to climb up?" ”
It was a gray-haired chamberlain who spoke, looking at him with kind eyebrows.
He quickly pointed to Chen Zhongheng, who was running quickly in front of him, "See, Chen Duzhi has been the emperor's side since the first emperor was there, he is in a high position, and he can be called the prime minister in the palace, but is he proud?" No. ”
"He is diligent and consistent, and this is why today's official family has used him...... If you have read a book, you can think about it, which chamberlain can be the person who can be the side of two generations of emperors? ”
Everyone shook their heads and looked at Chen Zhongheng who was getting closer and closer with envy.
The old waiter praised: "Look, Chen Duzhi is running so vigorously, and so fast, he is so high, but he is not afraid of embarrassment, not afraid of hard work, running wild under the sun, he is really a model for my generation!" ”
"yes!"
Everyone couldn't help but admire Chen Zhongheng, the model of the inner servant.
Someone said: "Chen Duzhi's posture doesn't seem right!" How do you run without your legs? ”
Chen Zhongheng's running posture looks like a duck, which is very strange and funny.
The faces of the people were strange, but no one agreed.
"Nonsense!" The old chamberlain shouted, "That's tired." ”
Chen Zhongheng ran quickly, slowed down when he approached, and everyone was happy in their hearts, and they all bowed their hands: "I have seen Chen Duzhi." ”
"Chen Duzhi even stopped to say hello to us, it's really kind!"
Chen Zhongheng said that he had a hard time, the weather was hot, and he was addicted to spicy food, so hemorrhoids have been committed again in the past few days.
It's just a matter of walking and leaving your legs aside, but now I even have some small problems with my stomach.
As a person close to the emperor, where would he stop to greet these people, but he was also uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to ease up.
He smiled and arched his hands, then continued to run.
"What a good man!"
The old chamberlain couldn't help but admire, then his nose twitched a few times, and he frowned and asked, "Why is it so stinky?" ”
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, it's all embarrassing.
Someone's farting!
"It stinks!"
The old waiter was furious, covered his nose and ran.
"It stinks!"
An attendant ran in the direction of Chen Zhongheng and paused for a moment, "Why is it getting more and more smelly?" ”
I'm a tragedy!
Chen Zhongheng felt that his stomach was tumbling over the river, and he was surging several times later, and he was almost broken out. He couldn't hold back that moment just now, but luckily it wasn't that thing.
Life is like this, when you think it's a sloppy poop, life gives you a fart.
He held back strongly and ran all the way to Qingning Palace.
"What about Qiao Er? Let him out. ”
Chen Zhongheng clutched his stomach and almost roared.
Qiao Er heard the sound and saw that it was Chen Zhongheng, so he smiled and said, "Why did Chen Duzhi come?" Come in. ”
"Get out of the way!"
Chen Zhongheng looked around, although this question was not a taboo, it would affect the reputation of the prince, so he was very cautious.
"What do you say the prince is complaining about reading dead books?"
A surge hit Chen Zhongheng, and he couldn't help but snort.
Qiao Er's spirits lifted, and after saying that, he was ready for the day, and now the opportunity has come!
Zhao Shu felt that he could say this instead of Zhao Ji, which showed that Qiao Er was loyal and responsible, and let Chen Zhongheng come to see Qiao Er's meaning.
But Qiao Er dragged it out like this, but he dragged Chen Zhongheng to the fire.
Hurry up! Brother couldn't help it......
Qiao Er pondered for a while, and then said slowly: "What Mr. taught is useless to the prince, and the method of articles taught by Mr. is ...... Too pedantic. ”
The things taught by the gentleman are not good, and they are old-fashioned, and the prince is not satisfied.
Qiao Er felt that his statement was fine, it was very vague, and he took Zhao Ji out, didn't he say it with loyalty?
But he groaned for a long time, so that Chen Zhongheng almost couldn't help it.
"Ouch!"
Chen Zhongheng finally couldn't hold it back, and bent over to cover his stomach.
Seeing this, Qiao Er shouted, "Come on, Chen Du knows that he is sick." ”
Lai Nima ......
Ouch!
Chen Zhongheng thought to himself that so-and-so was diarrhea, not a disease, you called so many people out, is this a joke ready to see so-and-so?
"Where's the hut?"
Qiao Er was still in a daze, and Wang Chongnian, who came out, said, "What do you see?" All go back. ”
He now has the trust of Zhao Ji, so he solved Chen Zhongheng's embarrassment in one sentence.
Qiao Er hurriedly went over and said, "It's on the left." ”
Chen Zhongheng nodded, and then walked slowly to the left, he didn't even glance at Wang Chongnian.
Qiao Er glanced at Wang Chongnian and couldn't help but sneer.
How uncomfortable is this diarrhea? You don't say where the toilet is, you play prestige to drive people away first, doesn't this make Chen Zhongheng uncomfortable?
As long as Chen Zhongheng says bad things a few more times in front of the official family, then Wang Chongnian still has a good life?
Qiao Er was happy in his heart, and even waited for Chen Zhongheng outside.
Later, Chen Zhongheng came out relaxed, and smiled at Qiao Er's chin and said, "Thank you." ”
Qiao Er smiled: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
Chen Zhongheng patted him on the shoulder, "Young man is good. ”
Ouch......
Qiao Er felt that his liver was about to explode.
This is a compliment from Chen Zhongheng!
He was overjoyed, and Chen Zhongheng ran all the way back.
"How?"
Zhao Shu had finished drinking iced tea and was eating dim sum.
Chen Zhongheng gasped, "The official, the prince dislikes Mr. is old-fashioned, and the things he teaches are useless. ”
Zhao Shu sighed slightly, "He has a high vision...... Passing the word is over, and there is less homework. ”
Gao Tao said worriedly: "Official, I'm afraid that homework can't be missing, at most it is a few gentlemen." ”
Chinese parents throughout the ages are similar, and they feel that their children can't stop studying.
"Changing Mr. won't help."
Zhao Shu got up and walked to the door, feeling the heat wave, "He is the eldest son, and he will become the prince in the future...... Those books are doomed to be useless to him, and it is more up to me to teach them by word and deed......"
Gao Taotao's heart was shocked, and he remembered the old days, and couldn't help but get up and walk over, and then stood behind Zhao Shu, and said in a low voice: "Official, you and Da Lang won't ......"
Zhao Shu shook his head, "You look down on me, that's my son, why am I afraid of him?" ”
Father and son cannibalism is a human tragedy, but they can't care about it in front of the throne.
Gao Taotao's heart was a little calmer, and when he saw Chen Zhongheng lowering his head knowingly, he asked, "How about that Qiao Er?" ”
Chen Zhongheng said respectfully: "Qiao Er is very attentive. ”
He didn't say anything bad about Qiao Er, he only used one word.
"Attentive!"
Gao Tao frowned and said, "That kind of person is too drilling......"
Zhao Shu nodded, "Not steady enough." ”
Unless it is a big treacherous evil, or he is angry, Zhao Shu will not give a strong evaluation, and a lack of stability is enough to make Qiao Er never come out.
Chen Zhongheng said sincerely: "Yes, some. ”
If he doesn't speak, he denies it, and says that some are endorsements.
But is he afraid of endorsement?
Not afraid at all.
In his opinion, that Wang Chongnian was more suitable to serve Zhao Ji than Qiao Er, so all Qiao Er's efforts were destined to be in vain.
And Qiao Er still has a big problem, he sold the news of Zhao Ji at the beginning, which is a major mistake.
This is a reminder to the prince, right?
Chen Zhongheng felt that it should, so he had time to spake later, so he slowly went to Qingning Palace.
"Chen Duzhi is busy!"
"I've seen Chen Duzhi."
"Chen Duzhi, why didn't he run away this time?"
When Chen Zhongheng arrived at Qingning Palace, he asked to see Zhao Ji.
"What is he here for?"
Zhao Ji is now the prince, and it is a little embarrassing to meet Chen Zhongheng alone.
"Don't go."
So he stopped his younger brother Zhao Hao.
After Chen Zhongheng came in, he saw that Zhao Hao was also there, and couldn't help but add points to Zhao Hao's caution.
"What are you coming from?"
"The minister is here to say something......
Zhao Hao was a little restless, feeling that he was eavesdropping on his brother's secrets.
But Zhao Ji was very calm, and he didn't mean to let him avoid it at all.
"Say it."
Chen Zhongheng said in a low voice: "That Qiao Er...... At the beginning, there were a lot of words......"
He can only say this, as for whether he can comprehend it, it depends on Zhao Ji's ability.
Zhao Ji was silent, and after a moment, he raised his head and said, "Thank you." ”
Did he comprehend?
Chen Zhongheng was happy in his heart and got up to leave.
"Wang Chongnian."
"The minister is here."
Zhao Ji asked, "What happened when Chen Zhongheng came here before?" Say. ”
Wang Chongnian told him about the previous incident, and Zhao Ji bowed his head and said: "So I know, go out and spread the word, Qiao Er is good." ”
"Yes."
Wang Chongnian was a little frustrated in his heart, feeling as if his efforts had been neglected.
Zhao Ji ignored him and said to the people on the side: "Dinner should have chicken legs, which should be braised and have a strong taste." ”
"Yes."
The braised chicken thighs are originally heavy, and if they are stronger, the fragrance of the chicken thighs will be gone, and it will be full of condiments.
The king's appetite is really ...... Wonderful!
Zhao Hao watched on the side for a long time, and he could be regarded as having an experience.
He waited for Wang Chongnian to go out and asked, "Big brother, then Qiao Er is not authentic, why don't you dispose of him?" ”
Zhao Hao shook his head, Zhao Hao was a little anxious, "This is raising tigers for trouble, but no one said that you are merciful." ”
The royal people were more sensitive to this, but Zhao Hao still shook his head, and when Zhao Hao was anxious, he said, "What's the hurry? Just look at it, watch him jump. ”
"Big brother, you know everything!" Zhao Hao was happy in his heart, and then asked puzzledly: "Then why don't you take the opportunity to punish him?" If it were me, I would definitely want him to look good every once in a while. ”
Zhao Ji stood up and beckoned, motioning for him to come out.
The sun was shining outside, and the sun was shining like a white ground.
Zhao Ji squinted his eyes with his hands and said lightly: "Knowing is knowing, just look at it, watch him jump." If it is corrected, it will be used temporarily. As for the penalties...... That's cruel, I'd rather endure the grievances than do anything like that. ”
Zhao Hao was really moved, "Big brother, you are such a good person, I couldn't win a fight with you before, at that time I thought you were not ruthless, and I wondered, it turned out that you were so kind." ”
Good?
Zhao Ji sighed: "There is benevolence in my heart, but I can't be confused, this is adhering to benevolence, but seeing its treachery." ”
Zhao Hao bowed: "The little brother is convinced." ”
He was really convinced, and when it was night, he heard someone muttering outside in bed.
"That Qiao Er...... It's so bad, I say it's almost my intestines pulled out......"
"It's a bad stomach, isn't it?"
"The imperial doctor saw it, and said that he was greedy and ate a lot of ice cubes, and he did his own evil!"
"Yes, it is self-inflicted."
……
Good night!