"Did your brother bring you something good?"

As soon as he arrived at Shen's house, Bao Zheng picked up Guoguo and asked.

Guoguo was also counting with her fingers excitedly, and the joy was almost overflowing.

It seems that when I was in the Bao family, the old bag was good for Guoguo!

Shen An nodded slightly, and then took a pen and paper to start recalling.

In later generations, the carriage pulled thousands of catties of coal to walk the mountain road, except for the long slope, generally did not need the master's help, relying on that set of tying methods.

Shen An felt that his painting work was very good, at least it looked a little beautiful.

"You drew this...... Is it a dog pulling a cart? ”

Bao Zheng looked at it with some hesitation for a long time before he recognized that it was a dog pulling the cart.

"It's a horse!"

Shen An turned around and said with a sad and indignant face: "I said Bao Gong, have you ever seen a dog here?" ”

He pointed to the animal pulling the cart and said, "Look, the horse's head, the horse's body, the horse's tail......"

Guoguo was hugged by Lao Bao, and suddenly shouted: "Brother, no feet......"

Shen An was stunned, and then looked, it was indeed no feet.

He smiled dryly: "I forgot to forget, Guoguo's eyes are good!" ”

Lao Bao pointed at him angrily and said: "You say that what Guoguo says has good eyes, and what the old man says is that you are ...... You mean dogs for horses. ”

Shen An said eloquently: "In my eyes, this is a horse, perfect ......"

Lao Bao put Guoguo down angrily and said, "You kid broke it when he wrote the paperwork, and it didn't take long to get it out...... Hey! ”

Lao Bao suddenly slapped his head and said angrily: "You kid is a treacherous one!" ”

Shen An put down the pen and said angrily: "How cunning am I? ”

Lao Bao pointed at him and sighed: "The document stipulates that if he loses, that person will have to eat within a quarter of an hour...... Eat that. But I didn't decide how long it would take...... Shen An, Shen An, you ......"

"It's so dishonest."

Lao Bao felt that he had really lived most of his life in vain, and only now did he think of Shen An's hands and feet in the paperwork.

Shen Anxin was proud, thinking that there were countless traps in the contract in the future generations, brother, this was just a small test, if he could preside over the signing of the contract with Liao, he promised that Yelu Hongji, who could pit, just wanted to vomit blood.

Bao Zheng was about to go back, and a ridiculous thought suddenly came to him before leaving.

The old man thought...... If the Great Song Dynasty had you in the original alliance of the Yuanyuan, sent you to stir up, and signed a contract to let you go, then there would be nothing to say whether the Liao Emperor would be killed by you......"

Shen An smiled and said, "How could it be! If I'm here, I'm going to fight ......."

So Shen An was thinking about improving the way to tie the carriage at home, and some people outside gradually came to their senses.

That Huang Qi was Mao Yushi's cousin, so when he saw Shen An talking big, he bubbled up to squeeze him.

After getting the paperwork, Huang Qi ran outside the Yushi Terrace as soon as he slipped away, only saying that Mao Yushi's family had an urgent matter to find him.

When Mao Yushi rushed out in a hurry, he didn't see his family, so he saw Huang Qi's cousin, and said angrily: "What are you doing with me?" ”

Huang Qi was furious when he heard this, and said, "What are you pretending!" Brother, I brought you something good today. ”

This Huang Qi is similar to splashing skin, Mao Yushi has always looked down on this cousin, and every time they meet, they are either ridiculed or cold.

"Good stuff?"

Mao Yushi looked at him suspiciously and said, "Didn't you get into trouble outside......

Huang Qi took out the paperwork and said coldly: "Look at it yourself." ”

Mao Yushi took the document and looked at it carefully, and casually mocked: "Didn't you sell your house...... Where the family lives, let's talk about it first, I don't have a place at home...... Hey! Carriage! ”

Huang Qi clasped his hands to his chest and said triumphantly: "Look down." If it weren't for the fact that you were beaten twice by that Shen An, my brother and I wouldn't be here today. ”

Mao Yushi read it carefully, then patted Huang Qi on the shoulder and said, "You wait." ”

He ran in as soon as he slipped away, and Huang Qi said angrily: "This is my paperwork, don't think about crossing the river and demolishing the bridge." ”

Mao Yushi rushed in and found the coachman of Yushitai.

"Is there a better way to tie this carriage? The way to not grind the horse's back. ”

The carriage of the Imperial Observatory did not play a big role, and the coachman had nothing to do all day, which was a beautiful difference.

It's not fun to do anything! So the coachman secretly drank in broad daylight, and was dizzy at the moment.

He raised his drunken eyes, burped and said, "Mao Yushi? No, it's been used for so many years, and whoever has a way to use it has already used it, no, no way. ”

Mao Yushi reached out and touched the cuffs for a while, and finally touched a small string of copper coins to come out.

"If that's right, the money is yours!"

This coachman drinks every day, and he has drunk all the money for a long time, and when he sees the money at this moment, his eyes will light up.

"Mao Yushi rest assured, the villain swears, if anyone can come up with a way not to grind the horse's back, the villain is willing to eat......"

Mao Yushi was overjoyed in his heart, so he said with a straight face: "Don't talk about these disgusting people." ”

Turning around, he walked out of the Yushi Terrace, and when he saw Huang Qi wandering back and forth uneasily, he snorted coldly.

"You have done a good job in this matter, if it is done, I will help you in the future."

Huang Qi was waiting for this sentence, and hurriedly thanked him when he heard the words.

Splashy often makes mistakes, and there is a cousin of Yushi who comes forward, and the general military patrol will not bother with him.

This is equivalent to a gold medal for avoiding death.

Huang Qi went back triumphantly, and Mao Yushi also went to work comfortably, wrote a note by hand, and then handed it to the palace.

"Your Majesty, the imperial history impeached Shen An......"

Zhao Zhen was still immersed in the joy of the Liao State suffering a big loss, and when he heard the words, he said casually: "He just returned to Bianliang, is he causing trouble again?" Let's talk about it. ”

Chen Zhongheng took it and looked at it.

"Poof!"

Just now, the monarch and ministers were discussing the official position of Anshi, the king of Jiangdong Prison, Fu Bi was pondering, and when he heard this laughter, he couldn't help frowning, but it was Chen Zhongheng.

Zhao Zhen also said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of system!" ”

Chen Zhongheng hurriedly pleaded guilty, and then said, "Your Majesty...... This Shen An, this Shen waits for the edict...... He's making a bet with people! ”

Zhao Zhen snorted and said unhappily: "He has nothing to do, what did he gamble on?" ”

Chen Zhongheng said: "Shen An and a pimple bet on improving the tying method of the carriage, saying that it can not grind the horse's back. ”

"What if not?"

Fu Bi felt that this Shen An was really ...... It's speechless.

"If you can't, then eat...... Eat. ”

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

The monarchs and ministers in the palace collectively laughed.

"Hahahaha!"

Zhao Zhen smiled back and forth, and it was easy to stop, and seeing that the Zai Fu below were still laughing and couldn't help themselves, he said angrily: "What if he loses?" Do you want to eat that in public? ”

The Zai Fu were stunned, they all just cared about having fun, as for the officials below who would be unlucky or something, what does that have to do with us.

It's just that when I thought that this matter was Shen An's handiwork, all kinds of emotions suddenly came up.

Should you gloat, or should you sympathize......

"Go and ask, ask if it might improve."

Zhao Zhen didn't care about the angry political affairs, and said: "The matter of Wang Anshi, Zhu Qing slowly discussed, and turned back to report to me." ”

So they dispersed.

Before leaving the palace gate, Han Qi hurriedly ran to the political affairs hall.

Fu Bi and the others were also in a hurry, and the guards they met on the road were all surprised.

"The ministers are so anxious, isn't there something wrong?"

As soon as they arrived at the government office, a group of Zaisuke found the coachman.

The coachman is just a small person, when has he ever been treated like this.

Being stared at by a group of Zaisuke, he was nervous and at a loss.

“…… Xianggong, I'm afraid it's ...... I'm afraid I can't! ”

Han Qi frowned and said, "If you can, if you can't, if you can't, just say it." ”

The coachman gritted his teeth and said, "No." ”

Zeng Gongliang asked again, and the coachman said he couldn't bite him to death.

"In front of all the ministers, the villain doesn't dare to lie."

The tying of horse-drawn carriages has been used for many years, and it is as ingrained as chopsticks for eating.

"In front of each other, the villain makes an inappropriate analogy."

The coachman stretched out the second finger of his right hand, pinched it a few times, and said flatteringly: "It's like people have to use chopsticks to eat, don't you use chopsticks to use knives?" It can't be a savage who eats like this...... Or grasp it by hand? What a shame that is! It's worse than a savage with a knife ......."

This metaphor is coarse and not coarse, and several Zaifu looked at each other, and then returned to the political hall.

Fu Bi said tangledly: "Could it be ...... So Shen An really wants to eat that? ”

At this time, someone came to tell the story.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the gambling contract is out."

"Tell me."

Fu Bi felt that Shen An's eating was none of his business, and he would not be reluctant.

But the official's face has been lost!

The little official outside the door also seems to be a gossip party, plus a sycophant.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the gambling contract only said that whoever loses will eat on the spot, but it didn't say how long it started......"