Chapter 622: Treat money like dung
What can gold be used for, that's a good question.
In Liu Chun's doctrine, gold cannot be eaten or drunk, but it can be accepted by everyone, regardless of the East and the West, no matter what language, writing, and no matter what kind of gods are believed, gold can be unimpeded, from this point of view, gold is the god that can bring people to heaven, after all, the happiness of the rich, you can never experience.
"How about I give you the key, take the money and get out of here?" Zhu Zhanji puffed out his cheeks and suggested to Qian: "As long as you take the gold, you can do whatever you want." ”
Yu Qian just gave him a big look, he didn't want to talk to this idiot. Zhu Zhanji persevered, "I didn't lie to you, I, I am the imperial grandson of the Ming Dynasty, and the imperial grandfather likes me the most!" ”
He tried hard to make Yu Qian believe in himself, took the gold, and left Liufu, as long as there was no annoying Yu Qian, his life would be much more comfortable.
was helpless by Zhu Zhanji, Yu Qian could only take out a brush made of rhino horn from his arms and shook it in front of Zhu Zhanji.
Zhu Zhanji was shocked, he recognized it, this is the emperor's grandfather's favorite pen, he asked for it several times, but the emperor's grandfather didn't give it to him, why did it appear in Yu Qian's hand? Obviously, it can't be that he stole it, Grandpa Huang, who is your own grandson?
"This was given to me by His Majesty after answering the question in Fengtian Hall last time. He said that if the emperor's grandson Zhu Zhanji did not work hard, he could use this pen to write down Zhu Zhanji's mistakes and send them to the palace. Yu Qian narrowed his eyes and said happily: "I haven't used a rhino horn pen yet!" Do you want to try it? ”
"Don't!"
Zhu Zhanji was desperate, he felt that it was necessary to make a blood confession, his life was too bitter.
"By the way, I remember something." Yu Qian smiled and said: "My father has arrived in Harie, according to the news that came back, they have been richly rewarded, and the gold and silver they got filled the ship, and ah, they have found a bigger rhino horn, which can be made into a bigger rhino horn pen." ”
Zhu Zhanji's little face is even darker, this damn Yu Qian, what kind of good luck did he have?
It's infuriating!
He held his cheeks and did not speak, and at this moment, suddenly the door of the secret room opened.
An emaciated figure stepped out of it.
It's Sun Huan!
Yoo Chun gave him the key and let him use it as he pleased. Sun Huan sat in the secret room all night without blinking his eyes.
In the middle of a pile of yellow and clear things, as long as you light a candle, the secret room will be filled with golden light, reflecting a dazzling brilliance.
Gold!
Gold that can be withdrawn at will!
He has so many ideas that can be realized.
For example, buying a luxurious courtyard in the capital, such as going to the Qinhuai River and listening to the song of the Oiran, such as buying a cemetery that has long been in the same place and burying your parents in it...... Sun Huan had been thinking about these things for the first half of the night, he was lying flat on top of the gold, disgusted with the barrier of clothes, he took off his shirtless.
The skin is in close contact with gold, and the feeling of being surrounded by wealth and lying on a mountain of gold is really ...... It's cold!
In the second half of the night, Sun Huan carefully put on his clothes again after a series of sneezes. These cold and heavy yellow bricks could not give him warmth, but the cloth on his body was real.
Getting closer and closer to dawn, Sun Huan simply sat at the door, staring at the gold in his eyes, and fell into deep thought......
"Why didn't you take the gold?" Zhu Zhanji asked curiously: "Oh! I see, you want a carriage, right? What greed! ”
Sun Huan didn't know Zhu Zhanji, but he knew very well that there was no ordinary person in this Liufu except for himself.
"This little boy, I don't need a carriage, I want to ...... Out of Gong! ”
Zhu Zhanji didn't seem to hear clearly, "What did you say?" ”
Sun Huan said embarrassedly: "I've been holding back all night, I want to go to the toilet, I can't help it." ”
Zhu Zhanji finally heard it clearly, pointed him in the direction casually, and said a little depressedly: "Go ahead, it's over there." Sun Huan ran away in a hurry, but Zhu Zhanji was confused, this person is afraid that he is not a fool, why didn't he take the gold? Zhu Zhanji subconsciously raised his head and wanted to ask Yu Qian's opinion.
But when he looked up, he found that Yu Qian was gone!
"Here you go!"
A white and handsome child held a gold brick and handed it to Sun Huan, who was about to release water. made Sun Huan shocked, "That little boy, you, what do you mean?" ”
Yu Qian showed a big smile, "I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask, don't you want to experience the feeling that money is like dung?" ”
Sun Huan's eyebrows were twisted together, treating money as dung, everyone has said this, but who has really experienced it?
The Son of Heaven is super-promoted, Lord Liu is promoted, and hundreds of officials are hostile...... That's where you are. It's all gold in front of you, and you will take it! In the past night, he thought too much, instead of using gold and being presumptuous, it was better to control his hands and feet from this moment on.
He remembered that someone said that if you want to be an official, you have to make a fortune.
Those officials who were born in Jinshi were defeated by Yan Ruyu and the Golden House.
I had no hope, but with luck, I was fortunate enough to be in charge of the affairs of Dali Temple, whether it was a day or a year...... Don't talk about repaying the emperor's grace, you must be worthy of your luck!
But the temptation of gold was hard to refuse, and he was entangled until the sun was rising, and he still held him out with a soak of urine.
Sun Huan stared at the gold brick in front of him, hesitated for a moment, quickly took it, and then put it in front of him, and then this precious gold brick enjoyed a 37-degree mineral shower......
Coming out of the thatched house, Sun Huan was directly comfortable, his pores were open, and he was more comfortable than ever.
Refreshing!
From this moment on, money is really dung, and he doesn't have to worry about it anymore.
After Sun Huan deliberately washed his hands, he dusted off his clothes, and he bowed deeply to Yu Qian, don't look at this guy as small, but he can indeed act as his master.
"If one day, Sun Huan has no different head and peels the last grass, all relying on the guidance of Mr. Xiao. Sun Huan is engraved in his heart! ”
After solemnly thanking him, Sun Huan handed the key to Yu Qian and strode away.
Zhu Zhanji, who chased after him, happened to see this scene.
What is this?
A man with a lot of beard also gave Yu Qian a salute, what did he do?
Just when Zhu Zhanji was angry, Liu Chun appeared behind them.
"Ahem!"
Zhu Zhanji was so frightened that he hurriedly turned around, "Master! ”
"Hmph, you two go and clean the hut, as for the gold brick...... Zhu Zhanji, you can bring it to the imperial grandfather and ask him to change it for me, don't ...... It's ten dollars, remember, it's ten dollars! How difficult it is for me to find him a courtier who can withstand the test of money! ”
Liu Chun couldn't help but say to himself, you must know that Zhu Di can't do this, he saw the money, and his eyes were blood-red, which was more terrifying than a shark that smelled blood!
Liu Chun is gone, the rest of Zhu Zhanji is not to mention how depressed he is, for no reason, he has to clean the thatched house, and he has to pay ten gold bricks, God, I am your son's grandson, can you be kind to me?
No one paid attention to the wailing of a child, and the eyes of the government and the opposition were on Dali Temple.
Sun Huan, the new secretary of Dali Temple, appeared in the main hall of Dali Temple wearing a slightly loose crimson official uniform.
For the past twenty years, he has been coming almost every day, but he has hardly entered the main hall. This is where the adults work.
At most, he could only keep his head down and rush past him, not even having the courage to raise his head.
The officials sitting inside are also from Jinshi at worst, and they are Wenqu stars in the eyes of the common people, and they don't know how much more noble they are than these little officials.
The gap between the two sides is simply unreasonable.
But the fate of life is so wonderful, he ascended to the sky in one step and became the prefect of Dali Temple, and those Jinshi officials have become his subordinates, and they need to obey his scheduling.
It's so much fun!
After a short sigh, Sun Huan immediately stepped into the lobby, he was about to prepare for the office.
It's just that to Sun Huan's surprise, none of the officials from Dali Temple came.
On the table in the lobby, there was a large seal, and a very scribbled letter, which Liu Guan left to him.
"I'm sick and I've thought about it behind closed doors. Please forgive me for not being able to settle government affairs with the new officials. But if you want to come to the new official in Dali Temple for many years and have rich experience, you will definitely be able to deal with it properly, and the old man is waiting for good news! ”
In just a few words...... A strong anger and disdain, under great pressure, wanted to release, but did not dare to release it all, could only be suppressed behind every word, turned into ridicule and ridicule, waiting to see a good show, Sun Huan even saw Liu Guan's hideous old face between the lines.
"Humph! What kind of Jinshi background, open-mindedness, but Erer! ”
Sun Huan said sharply: "Please come over, this official has something to explain!" ”
He gave an order, and after a long time, more than a dozen people came one after another, and the highest one of them was wearing a green robe.
In the Ming Dynasty, the color of the official uniform represented the grade, and the green robe was worn by those eight-rank and nine-grade officials...... In other words, in the entire Dali Temple, none of the officials above the seventh grade came.
Let them be a subordinate of a former petty official, it is better to kill them.
What a group of iron-clad civil servants!
Sun Huan looked at the people who came, he was all familiar with them, and the big guy had been in Dali Temple for at least five years.
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't talk nonsense, if you don't come for no reason, this official will report to the officials. As for the government affairs of Dali Temple, they are usually supported by the people below, but they have asked Shangguan to make a decision. The power to make decisions today has fallen into the hands of this official and you, I just want to ask, do you dare to carry it? ”
The scribes looked at each other, and although the number was pitiful, there was a surge of unyielding energy!
"Since you are here, there is nothing you dare not do! Big deal to lose your head! ”
"That's right! Usually we are scolded and tired, those big men drink tea and fart, do you really think that this world will not work without them? What a fucking shame! ”
"We are better than them in the imperial assessment, why can't we manage Dali Temple well?"
……
Sun Huan nodded happily and glared at him again, "In that case, what are you doing in a daze?" Get moving! ”
The first yamen in the Ming Dynasty that did not exist as a Jinshi official began to operate. You must know that even the judges of the Governor's Office of the Five Armies are civilian officials.
If you want to see the jokes of Dali Temple, there are definitely not a few.
Of course, Dali Temple is just a bird, and what they really want to joke about is Zhu Di and Liu Chun behind them!
This pair of monarchs and ministers are working against thousands of years of rules, and they will definitely suffer!
"Sun Huan, how are they doing? I'm not going to be a laughing stock, am I? Zhu Di said casually.
Liu Chun chuckled, "Your Majesty, the minister only knows that Sun Huan has arranged a few people to clean up the old cases that have accumulated for many years, and there are not a few officials and gentry who have been implicated!" ”
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