Chapter 519: A Joke War
Zheng Zhilong really took Li Qizi and ran to the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies to find Zhu Chunchen, the Duke of Chengguo, for advice.
According to Zheng Zhilong's current status as the Admiral of the South China Sea Fleet in the Ming Dynasty, there is no problem at all in asking to see Zhu Chunchen, the Grand Admiral of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, although he brought a Li Qizi, which seems a little abrupt.
But Li Qizi is also a big man who has met Emperor Chongzhen, and Zhu Chunchen should meet him.
Otherwise, even the emperor has received you, but you have a shelf, what do you want to express?
Li Qizi, who was still in the excitement of finally meeting Emperor Chongzhen, and Zheng Zhilong, who was full of the feeling of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, finally figured out the so-called royal and domineering of Emperor Chongzhen after meeting Zhu Chunchen.
Domineering is that I will fight whoever I want to beat, and the royal way is to tell you before fighting, as for the emperor's way, it depends on Emperor Chongzhen's mood and wants to hit whom.
Zheng Zhilong could only express his deep admiration.
The question is, what about the lessons of the sages that the unrighteous army will be defeated? Even if Lao Zheng and I were born as a pirate, I have heard this sentence anyway, and now the court of the Ming Dynasty does not pay attention to this?
Zhu Chunchen has been following Zhang Weixian and Emperor Chongzhen for a long time, so the whole person's painting style has completely deviated, looking at Zheng Zhilong's bewildered expression, he asked rhetorically: "An official wants to learn the benevolence of Xianggong?" Or is there still a matter of Qi Hou because of Cai Ji and Chu today? ”
As an idealistic, ambitious and ambitious commander of the South China Sea Fleet of the Ming Dynasty, although Zheng Zhilong was dizzy when he looked at the books, he could be regarded as making up some books, and he knew some of the two examples mentioned by Zhu Chunchen.
Xianggong Zhiren refers to the fact that Song Xianggong sent troops to attack Zheng.
Song Xianggong felt that Zheng Guo did not give himself face, so he planned to send troops to scare Zheng Guo to vent his anger, but Zheng Guo found Chu Guo to stand up for himself.
The two warring sides are different from the later guys who like to open the black, but the two families agreed on a date to prepare for the opening of the film.
Even Song Xianggong even ridiculed his subordinate Ziyu to persuade him to avoid it: "Chu soldiers have more than enough armor, but benevolence and righteousness are insufficient." Although I am not strong in armor, I am more than righteous in my righteousness. With the king of the way and the minister of the unreasonable, it is better for me to live like this than to die. ”
Then Song Xianggong, who paid attention to benevolence and righteousness, approved the war letter, agreed to fight with the Chu army north of Hongshui on November 1, and ordered people to make a big banner, on which were written the two big characters of "benevolence and righteousness".
On the morning of the agreed battle, the Chu army crossed the Hongshui River to the north one after another, and Ziyu persuaded Song Xianggong to take the opportunity to attack, saying: "There are many Chu soldiers and few Song soldiers, and we can win at this time." ”
Xianggong pointed to the banner and said, "Do you see the word 'benevolence'? I have always advocated benevolence and righteousness, how can I attack people after only half crossing the river? ”
After a while, the Chu army all crossed a flood of water, and Cheng Dechen held a long whip in his hand, commanded the sergeants, and arranged the formation in the east and west, with a high spirit, and no one around.
Ziyu persuaded Xianggong again: "The formation of the Chu army has not yet been arranged, hurry up and fight, if we miss this opportunity, we will be in danger." ”
Xianggong said sharply: "Duh! Are you greedy for the benefit of a blow, and disregard the righteousness of eternity? How do you attack an army that is not well formed? ”
As a result, Xiang Gong was wounded in several places during the battle between the two sides, and hung up the following year.
As for the matter of Qi Hou because of Cai Ji's attack on Chu, it is a complete farce, and even Song Xianggong can't compare to this good show.
At the beginning, King Wu of Zhou took the throne as the boss after he set off the field of King Zhou, and later divided his own family surnamed Ji and a large number of heroes with foreign surnames into a lot.
But the spell of being handsome for no more than three seconds also played a role in the field of Lao Ji's house.
The princes who were divided into the Central Plains, such as Guan, Cai, Huo, Lu, Wei, Mao, etc., were not very competitive, so that even the land in their hands became more and more unable to hold.
In contrast, on the contrary, it is the countries with different surnames that are far away, such as Qi, Chu, Yue, Qin, etc., whose territory is getting bigger and stronger, and the small countries in the Central Plains have to survive in the cracks.
As a relatively vegetable vassal state, Cai Guo has a steady stream of daughters-in-law to surrounding countries in order to achieve peace - the big guy has an in-law relationship, so it's not good to continue to fight and bleed, right?
When it was time for Wang Ji Tuo of Zhouzhuang to be the handle, Cai Muhou saw that Qi Huan Gong was strong as one of the five double-flower red sticks in the Spring and Autumn Period, so he hurriedly picked a good-looking sister Cai Ji and sent Qi Huan Gong to be his aunt's wife.
One day, Cai Ji and Qi Huan Gong were boating on the lake, Cai Ji saw the water, so she got naughty and splashed water on Qi Huangong, Qi Huan Gong also smiled and saluted a few times, like a young boy and girl who fell in love for the first time in the countryside lotus pond, and was quite happy.
Later, there was a commotion, the boat shook violently, and Qi Huangong, who couldn't swim, was scared and said loudly: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble!" ”
But Cai Ji felt that Qi Huangong's scared appearance was quite funny, so she deliberately made the boat shake more violently, and told Qi Huangong that if he fell into the water, he would save him.
Qi Huan Gong was a little older, so frightened that he clung to the boat gang, his face turned pale, but the more scared Qi Huan Gong was, the happier Cai Ji became, and rocked the boat like a pirate ship in an amusement park.
After Cai Ji had fun, Qi Huan Gong went ashore with a gloomy face and said to Cai Ji: "I will return you to Cai Guo tomorrow!" ”
Cai Ji couldn't figure it out: I used to play around, how could this old man say that he would turn his face?
Qi Huangong, who came out of the foreign appearance, didn't say it was fun, and sent a carriage to carry Cai Ji back to Cai Guo the next day.
Cai Muhou saw that his sister-in-law married Qi Guo, and he was brought back in such an embarrassment. Very annoyed: What's so great about your Qi country? My sister-in-law is young and invincible, and it's not that she can't get married-Cai Muhou, who was extremely unhappy, simply changed hands and married Cai Ji to King Chu Cheng of Chu State.
Qi Huangong originally just asked Cai Ji to go home for introspection, for fear of fueling her squeamishness, so he did not break off the relationship with Cai Ji, but he didn't expect Cai Muhou to let Cai Ji remarry. This made Qi Huan Gong angry.
Qi Huan Gong was furious, and he took the Spring and Autumn version of the Eight-Nation Alliance to attack Cai Guo, and Cai Guo surrendered without fighting.
Then Qi Huan Gong, who had not yet lost his anger, then waved his army south, went to crusade against the Chu State, and went to find trouble with Chu Chenggong of the Chu State - it was your grandson who slept with my little daughter-in-law, didn't he?
When the Qi army arrived in the state of Chu, the people of Chu were very surprised, because the two places were too far apart, and there had been no contact, and the state of Chu used the vivid saying of "the wind and horses and cows are not compatible", which meant that "even if the horses and cattle in estrus chase each other, they can't run here".
It's hard for Duke Qi Huan to say that he came to fight Cai Guo and then beat Chu Guo by the way, let alone because he felt that his head was green by Chu Chenggong to raise troops, so he messed up some old accounts.
For example, "Why didn't the state of Chu pay tribute to Zhou Tianzi - in fact, the vassal states didn't pay much tribute at that time, and the state of Qi itself was also a bird, so he didn't pay much tribute."
For example, when King Zhao of Zhou made a southern tour to the Chu State, why did the ship leak and die in the Chu State?
The reply of the people of Chu who drowned King Zhou Zhao is also very interesting: "King Zhou Zhao is dead, ask us what to do?" You ask Hanshui to go! ”
Of course, the above is not the key, the key is that this war is carried out in the form of a pre-military scolding - according to common sense, both sides have said this, and they can simply start the film.
But in fact, both sides sent the strongest mouth cannon into battle, the state of Qi was Guan Zhong, and the state of Chu was Qu Wan.
In the end, Qi Guoli was at a loss of words and was scolded away - scolded away!
The meaning of Zhu Chunchen's words is to ask Zheng Zhilong, is there anyone still playing like this now? The two sides decide the winner with their verbal cannons? Or what kind of teacher of benevolence and righteousness to play?
Facing Zhu Chunchen's smiling face, Zheng Zhilong's face couldn't help but flush - what did he do in Java and Majapahit, can he still be a little forced in his heart?
Let's not talk about Java, it was Li Qizi who framed Majapahit who did it, but he was also involved in it, and he was not a good bird in any case.
Now what is there to question about the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies or simply the royal and domineering statement put forward by Emperor Chongzhen?
Zheng Zhilong, who was greatly ashamed in his heart, decided to return to the Najapahit place and carry out the latest instructions of the Governor's Office of the Five Armies - anyone who can stand on two feet and breathe will either become a laborer or die.
As for Li Qizi's little girl, since he came out of the palace, Zheng Zhilong has extinguished all his thoughts - this little girl's skin has taken a fancy to the Son of Heaven, and the eyes of the Son of Heaven are about to burst out of water, even a fool can understand it.
In such a field now, it doesn't matter if the Son of Heaven has taken a fancy to her, anyway, he has the idea of not beating her again.
And Li Qizi is also worthy of being the little fan sister of Emperor Chongzhen who was seen through by Zheng Zhilong.
After returning to the inn, facing the maid Qiu'er's inquiry, Li Qizi used almost all the beautiful praise words he could think of on Emperor Chongzhen.
As for Qiu'er's joke about whether he could enter the palace to serve the emperor, Li Qizi sighed slightly: "In terms of the world's stunning, all in the palace, I, a pirate leader, entered the palace, I am afraid that it is impossible to laugh for the world." ”
Li Qizi outside the palace secretly hated why she was not a good girl, and she wanted to be a pirate leader so that she had no hope of entering the palace now, and Queen Zhou in the palace was very happy to prepare for the draft girl.
This time, at least Quan Daming has to choose a show girl and pick a few good ones to enter the palace, otherwise he, the master of the harem in the world, will inevitably fall into the name of jealousy, which is absolutely unbearable.
As for the question of a show girl entering the palace to compete with herself, Queen Zhou smiled slightly and said that it didn't matter - as long as she could give birth to a son, the chance of becoming a prince in the future would naturally be much higher than others, plus the emperor's favor, as long as she was not wasted, what if she was a bewitching slut?
In short, except for Wen Tiren and other ministers in the court, the rest of the big guys are very happy.
Wen Tiren couldn't be happy, because of the troubles that Emperor Chongzhen found out for himself - all the theories have received different degrees of support, so the hundred schools of thought are now showing signs of emerging again.
Except for home.
Emperor Chongzhen was tired of those broken dogs and dead eunuchs in his previous life, and he didn't have a good sense of home.
Especially "Han Xiucai Takes Advantage of the Chaos to Hire a Wife", it simply hacked the entire Ming society, and most of the content is basically in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen.
For example, a merchant becomes rich by bad luck, and a scholar becomes famous from poverty; The Qing officials judge cases like gods, and the corrupt officials pervert the law like tigers; The villains commit adultery and lawsuits, and the liars deceive me; How young people pursue loyal love, and how feudal etiquette creates marriage tragedy.
Actually? Writing without considering any social environment and reality is!
The family has not been particularly cared for, and the other schools of thought have now been picked up and studied, especially after Shen Hao studied the doctrine of the Legalists.
Shen Hao's age is only a little boy compared to many old boys, but this guy has now mixed into the high position of the governor of Java.
There are ruts in front and cars in the back, and Shen Hao undoubtedly pointed out another path for many "smart people" - it is always beneficial to study other theories and use them to mix the imperial examinations!
Many people began to study other doctrines, such as Laozi, such as Xu Xue, such as Zhuangzi, such as Xunzi.
But as long as the study of learning is serious, there will always be some people who fall into it and can't get out, so as to transform into loyal fans of the knowledge.
There are more such cases among the prisoners of Guozijian, and then the situation that different doctrines look at each other unpleasantly, and they are directly inherited by these guys from the time before the Han Dynasty to the Chongzhen period for more than a thousand years.
Don't think that the scholars of the Ming Dynasty are all powerless sissies, it turns out that these guys are much more terrible than the sissies of later generations - the guys of several schools chose to open the film when the country was in prison.
Watching these guys who were always talking about poetry in the past, the brocade guard detective of the Guozijian almost laughed at the chrysanthemums.
On fighting skills, there is basically none, in terms of strength, there is basically none, the only ruthless hand is to grab the hair, pick the nose, pick the yin legs, etc., in Jin Yiwei's opinion, it is no different from a child's house.
But this matter is enough to be regarded as a big deal - Guozijian is the highest university in the Ming Dynasty, and the impact of the students' public opening is too bad, and even this matter has alarmed Emperor Chongzhen.
And the cabinet in charge of the country's eunuch, Wen Tiren, who is the first assistant, is not a pain, then it is.
Of course, the egg hurts the egg, and the one who should go to the palace to ask for guilt still has to ask for guilt, so Wen Tiren pulled Meng Qingyuan, the head of the Guozi Prison, and entered the palace to ask for the guilt together, waiting for Emperor Chongzhen's disposal of these Guozi Prison Prisoners.
The idle and bored Emperor Chongzhen suddenly came to the spirit, and the Guozijian opened the film? Did you miss out on such a show?