Zheng Zhihu looked at the little guy in front of him and liked it - this is the son of the eldest brother, the elder of the old Zheng family.

As for his mother being a Japanese woman? What's going on?

Tagawa? That's a Japanese surname, and it has nothing to do with my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law's father's surname is Weng, that's Weng's, not those untouchables of Japanese slaves.

Five-year-old Zheng Fusong is actually a poor baby, and before he was born, his father ran away - this road is a transnational runaway.

Except that he had heard about his father's deeds in his mother's mouth, in fact, this little guy didn't even know what he looked like, only that "there was a father", not a wild child in the mouth of other children.

Zheng Zhihu, who is tall and tall, stands in front of a five-year-old child, and even though there is a gap between his image and the iron tower, it is actually not big.

Especially when the Japanese slaves at this time were generally short and slender, Zheng Zhilong's image in military uniform was even more powerful.

Seeing that Zheng Fusong did not show the slightest expression of fear, Zheng Zhihu's heart was even more happy, and after meeting his sister-in-law, Zheng Zhihu squatted down and said, "Boy, call the second uncle." ”

Zheng Fusong glanced back at his mother, and when he saw that his mother nodded, he simply shouted, "Second uncle! ”

Zheng Zhihu was even more happy, and simply took out a dagger more than a foot long from his waist and stuffed it into Zheng Fusong's hand, and said with a smile: "Na, the second uncle gave you, take it and play with it, and you will make contributions when you grow up in the future!" ”

And Zheng Fusong's template of saluting the children of the Han family made Zheng Zhihu even more happy, and after ordering his own soldiers to take Zheng Fusong out to play first, Zheng Zhihu continued to say to Weng: "Sister-in-law, I don't know where the little nephew is?" ”

Weng saw Zheng Fusong go to the side to play with Zheng Zhihu's personal soldiers, so he wiped a handful of tears and said: "Jiro originally wanted to follow me, but he was passed on to the Tagawa family by your eldest brother's ruthless inheritance, and now it is called Tagawa Jiro Emon."

And the shogunate said that Japanese women don't enter the Central Plains, and now that I'm in the Central Plains, I'm already on the open side, so how can I let Jiro come with me! ”

Zheng Zhihu was furious, and originally thought of immediately bombarding the port to close the shogunate and release the people, but later thought that the envoy sent by the emperor was still in Kyoto, and finally had to give up this beautiful idea.

And Ren Zhen, who has always been bold and reckless, is wandering around Kyoto, Japan at this time - anyway, Lao Tzu has conveyed His Majesty's intentions.

Or, you dwarfs will be a little tougher, and directly cut Lao Tzu with one knife to sacrifice to the sky, or you can cut it with a thousand knives.

Or, just fuck and honestly accept Your Majesty's conditions, so hello, I'm good, everyone, and Lao Tzu will have an explanation when he turns back to His Majesty, right?

And Miao Shoumo, who came to Japan with any real person, was already going crazy.

This damn eunuch is so fucking inflated, you said you would go shopping in Kyoto, just go shopping, it just so happens that Lao Tzu also looks at what he can pay attention to, and it's good to go back and draw a map or something.

But what does it mean for you, a dead eunuch, to comment on the big girl and little daughter-in-law on the street of the country?

Is the fucking suspect ugly? Can't contribute to the Emperor?

You bastard, you're not afraid that the queen will chop up your stupidity in a fit of rage!

Miao Shoumo, who once heard that the queen mother and Emperor Chongzhen had a quarrel because of the eldest princess of Ningde, clearly knew that don't look at how gentle and graceful the queen mother was, but if she really wanted to start a fire, even Emperor Chongzhen had to avoid three points.

The anxious queen even dared to call His Majesty the Emperor "King Xin!" And it's not just one or two.

You, a dead eunuch, are now studying how to get a widow into the palace?

It's just looking for death!

And most importantly, His Majesty once said something in private, bastard, you don't know what His Majesty said, right?

"I'd rather have the grass of the Ming Dynasty than the seedlings of the Japanese slaves!"

Although I don't know why this kind of murderous words are, and I don't know where these dwarves make Your Majesty unhappy, but Your Majesty's mind obviously doesn't plan to want there to be a living person in the Wa Kingdom, bastard!

In short, Miao Shoumo felt that he was very painful, and he had nothing to do to accompany a dead eunuch who had no eggs to go shopping and listen to this bastard's endless nonsense.

However, Ren Zhen said that he didn't care at all, the emperor was rich all over the world, and if these slaves didn't pay tribute, they couldn't say anything about it, right?

After hanging on the streets of Kyoto for a long time, and together for several days, Ren Zhen and Miao Shoumo, who had almost understood the terrain of the entire Kyoto, finally waited for the news they wanted.

The shogun, Tokugawa Hidetada, planned to summon the two of them.

This is the second time that the two have seen Tokugawa Hidetada since reading Emperor Chongzhen's will, and they have been hanging out in Kyoto before, and they don't know what Tokugawa Hidetada is busy with.

After a long period of noise, Tokugawa Hidetada spoke: "Your Majesty the Emperor of our country has agreed to the seven points said by His Majesty the Emperor of the Kingdom and is willing to implement them as one. ”

That's fucking good news!

Miao Shoumo and Ren Zhen, who are familiar with Emperor Chongzhen's temperament, are worried that the Japanese slaves will not agree, and now as long as they agree, the rest will be easy to do.

Ren Zhen, who smiled with a smile, arched his hand and said: "The emperor of your country is also a clear organizer, presumably General Tokugawa has contributed a lot in it, and our family has thanked you in advance." ”

After Tokugawa Hidetada was polite, Ren Zhen continued: "As soon as our family saw General Tokugawa, I felt very close in my heart. ”

Tokugawa Hidetada was a chrysanthemum at that time, what is there to be close to Lao Tzu and you, a dead eunuch? Lao Tzu is not good at that!

Without waiting for Tokugawa Hidetada to speak, Ren Zhen continued: "General Tokugawa has contributed a lot this time, and our family also knows it, so there are also two benefits for General Tokugawa." ”

Tokugawa Hidetada, who thought he knew something about eunuchs, became more and more interested in it.

In the third year of Dayong, that is, in the second year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, the two bastards of the Hosokawa clan and the Ouchi clan both sent people to the Ming Dynasty to pay tribute.

However, after arriving in Ningbo, Zhejiang, a conflict broke out because of the debate over the authenticity of the investigation, and an armed killing broke out in Ningbo, Zhejiang.

This also led to the later severance of the tributary between the Yamato Kingdom and the Ming Kingdom, as well as the later ronin samurai Japanese slave incident, and more indirectly led to the Korean battle of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, an idiot who went to scare North Korea but was beaten into a dead dog by the Ming Dynasty.

In a way, the Tokugawa family is also a beneficiary.

The reason for the investigation of truth and falsehood is that Song Suqing, a Ming pirate who was involved with the Hosokawa clan, clearly knew the virtue of the Ming eunuchs who were greedy for money, and secretly bribed the eunuch Lai En, so he had to enter the port to inspect the goods before Zong Shiqiandao's ship.

When Ichiboji feasted the two trade groups in the guest hall, when arranging the seats, he put the Hosokawa clan's Mizuzo Kashioka in the chief, and the Ouchi clan's clan Kendo in the second.

The question of this chief and second seat is very critical - who is true and who is false, and the attitude of the Ming people can be seen through this seat.

The two factions, which were already hostile to each other in China, were provoked by a factional struggle over the issue of seats, and an armed struggle broke out in Ningbo.

Among them, there are two key figures, one is the Ming pirate Song Suqing, and the other is the eunuch Lai En, who is in charge of the Ningbo City Shipping Division.

A eunuch in charge of the city's shipping department can make such a big mess, how much energy does a eunuch like this Chongzhen Emperor have who can be sent to announce the decree?

Seeing that Tokugawa Hidetada was starting to be interested, Ren Zhen said to Miao Shoumo: "Old Miao, take out all the wine and Fushou paste that our family asked you to bring." ”

Only then did Miao Shoumo remove a wooden box the size of a piano box on his shoulder.

This wooden box, Tokugawa Hidetada knew, and someone had already checked it, contained only some swords of different sizes, and there was nothing unusual about it.

It was only when Miao Shoumo pressed the button in the box that he didn't know where it was hidden, that the box changed again.

Interlayer.

In the middle of the mezzanine, lying is to be a dismantled tube like things, at the bottom of the mezzanine, is quietly lying a flat pot, not porcelain, not iron and not gold, I don't know what material, in short, a kind of metal.

Ren Zhen took the pot first, and then said with a smile: "Our family has tasted your country's sake in the past few days when we came to your country, but it is too light, why don't you taste this?" ”

It's just that Tokugawa Hidetada's performance was a great surprise to any real person.

Originally, I really thought that as long as this sweet potato shochu was sacrificed, it would definitely be like I did it on the grassland, and I would be able to conquer these dwarf seeds in an instant.

However, after Tokugawa Hidetada tasted a product, although his face was flushed and he praised the good wine, it was far less than the original performance of Ezhe and Qin on the grassland.

Secretly scolding this dwarf for not knowing how to enjoy good things, Ren kept laughing and said: "General Tokugawa, don't think this wine is too choking, as long as you take a sip in winter, the whole person will be like leaning against the stove, but no matter how cold it is, you are not afraid." ”

After finishing speaking, Ren Zhen didn't wait for Tokugawa Shuzhong to answer, and continued: "It's okay with this shochu, but this is really a good thing." ”

At this time, Miao Shoumo had already assembled those messy small parts and made them into something that looked like a fire gun.

After Ren Zhen took it, he handed it to Tokugawa Hidetada, and took out a small piece of golden Fushou paste from his arms, and cut a small piece before saying to Tokugawa Hidetada: "This is Fushou ointment." The Nanyang countries paid tribute to His Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Now that our children in the South Seas have discovered the cure, they want to give it to Shogun Tokugawa to taste. ”

After Tokugawa Hidetada took the Fushou ointment, he stared at Ren Zhen and did not speak.

Ren Zhen didn't feel embarrassed, but smiled and said, "Is General Tokugawa still afraid that our family will poison this?" Although rest assured, Danfan has a little bit of a bad pool, and our family is willing to be chopped into mashed meat by a knife. ”

Hearing Ren Zhen's statement, Tokugawa Hidetada put his mind at ease, and after carefully asking some things about smoking, he began to smoke according to Ren Zhen's method.

After holding back the nausea of wanting to vomit when he first smoked it, Tokugawa Hidetada felt that this thing really lived up to the name of his Fushou ointment—the taste of fluttering immortals, which simply surpassed the taste of lying on a woman's body.

After coming back to his senses, Tokugawa Hidetada stretched out his thumb and said, "Shout, Ren Sang, friend Dad." ”

The overly cool Tokugawa Hidetada didn't care about maintaining his superficial etiquette at all, but instead revealed his truest side.

When anyone really saw this, he completely put his mind at ease.

Fushou paste is such a good thing, I'm not afraid that you won't suck it, as long as you suck it, the things that will be done later.

Smiling, Ren Zhen said: "This thing is rare, and our family is only willing to share it with our good friends, one of the two benefits I just said is this Fushou ointment." ”

Tokugawa Hidetada, who was refreshed after smoking Fuju ointment, became more interested - are you going to see and give me a little bit of this good thing? Or do you plan to get rich together?

It's embarrassing to think about it, how can you take advantage of your friends?

Sure enough, Ren Zhen's next words verified Tokugawa Hidetada's thoughts: "The emperor wants to lease Kyushu Island, and our family will find a way to let an official who is good with our family serve as this governor."

This Fushou paste and this soju can be transported to your country in a steady stream. At that time, we will have to trouble General Tokugawa, what are the benefits, let's have half of them, okay? ”

Tokugawa Hidetada was even more happy when he heard this-damn it, it's really a person sitting at home, and the pie falls from the sky, and such a big gongyaki falls on his head?

The overjoyed Tokugawa Hidetada smiled and said, "Yaxi, Ren Sang is really polite. ”

Ren Zhen also smiled and said, "Shogun Tokugawa has won the award." General Tokugawa did not dislike our family as a person who was left behind his sentence, but was willing to treat our family as a friend, and this friend naturally had a friendship of wealth, right?

Besides, we also have a share of this business, right? A person in our family who has been sentenced to prison will be able to rely on this business to support his retirement.

Let's get rich together, and we will have to ask General Tokugawa to take care of it in the future. ”

Tokugawa Hidetada also laughed and said: "Ren Sang is so polite, get rich together, get rich together!" ”

Even Tokugawa Hidetada felt embarrassed, this matter was done, and he would have to pay a little attention to the shochu business in the future.

The price of this shochu is high, right? It doesn't matter, don't you just mix it with water and sell it to those untouchables?

Waiting until Ren Zhen and Miao Shoumo said goodbye from Tokugawa Hidetada's residence and returned to their residence, Miao Shoumo carefully checked the room to confirm that it was safe, and then stared at Ren Zhen with a serious face: "How did you do it so shamelessly?" ”

Ren Zhen said: "Where is our family shameless?" Friends have financial friendship, don't they? Good things, naturally share them with your friends, right? ”

Miao Shoumo sneered: "A serious pit man, my old Miao is really the only one in his life!" ”

Ren Zhen said: "Our family is a pit person? Is it people who pit it? ”