Chapter 889: Eunuchs Should Also Be Educated
Zhu Di didn't eat, he was in a bad mood, angry, with a little confusion, and in the confusion, there was a hint of wanting to laugh.
He grabbed the chopsticks, pinched the wine glass, and looked at the old man for a long time.
"Liu Chun, you said that if I used the dishes and chopsticks...... It's not the toilet, it's these dishes and chopsticks given to you, what will you do? ”
Liu Chun rolled his eyelids, "The minister will immediately put it in the pot and cook it on high heat for an hour...... Disinfect! ”
"You!" Zhu Di's eyes widened angrily, "This is a royal thing, you actually suspect me?" ”
Liu Chun snorted, "Your Majesty, you can't be unreasonable, when the minister wrote the military health manual for you, he mentioned that under the conditions, the way of high-temperature disinfection should be used to dispose of the soldiers' tableware, could it be that Your Majesty forgot?" ”
Zhu Di touched his nose, slightly embarrassed, but not convinced.
"That's for ordinary people! I'm the Son of Heaven! I'm different! ”
"Your Majesty, in that case, in the future, if you lead the troops into battle, all your utensils don't need to be disinfected, okay?"
"Bold!"
Zhu Di slapped the table viciously, his face was hideous, as if he was going to eat Liu Chun, he said angrily: "Master Liu, you don't take me seriously now!" ”
Liu Chun snorted: "Your Majesty, the minister is the right one, if Your Majesty thinks that he really has something magical, even the used toilet can prolong life, and the effect is extraordinary." There's only one way to go......"
"What? Are you still going to rebel? Do you want to abolish the Son of Heaven? ”
"I don't have that ability, and I don't have that mind. I hurried to take a boat and go overseas to build a vassal kingdom and live a stable life. Liu Chun smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know if you can give the minister this opportunity?" ”
Zhu Di clenched his fists, his bones rattled, and a pair of ivory chopsticks made him cinch it!
"The surname is Liu, you are threatening your father, you should know how your father treated people who were willing to evade and unwilling to serve your father?"
Of course Liu Chun knows, isn't it just killing!
"Of course, Your Majesty can kill someone, or you can kill the minister with a knife, but if the minister loses his life because of this matter, then the wise and martial Emperor Yongle is also dead...... The ministers thought that it was a great disadvantage to His Majesty! ”
Zhu Di's brows trembled, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face was pale, and he was so angry that he exploded.
I couldn't eat this meal, first I was nauseous, and now I was angry.
What is wrong with me?
Someone has to settle the score!
"Liu Chun, don't think you're sharp, I can't help you. This set of yours is the method of the official I hate the most. You've lived to be the most hated person ever, and I despise you! ”
Regarding Zhu Di's scolding, Liu Chun accepted it calmly. None of them are three-year-old children, throughout the ages, which emperor was not born with a different appearance, and which one was not magical!
Even if you don't, it's far-fetched and must be pressed on your body.
Of course, Zhu Di knew that these statements were unreliable, but for the sake of mythical imperial power, he could only pinch his nose and admit it. It even adds fuel to the fire.
But today, in the face of such a ridiculous thing, Zhu Di was shaken.
Liu Chun is right, the things I have used must also be disinfected, I am an ordinary person, so why should I deceive myself? But if you admit that the emperor is an ordinary person, how can you make the people surrender willingly?
It's nerve-wracking!
"No matter what, those slaves and maids who sell items in the palace can't be kept, and they are all killed by me! Hang their heads on the walls! ”
When the Son of Heaven decreed, a smile appeared on Liu Chun's face,
The public execution shows Zhu Di's attitude.
"Your Majesty's wisdom and martial arts, crowning the ancient and modern emperors, really make the ministers throw themselves to the ground!"
Zhu Di was so angry that he turned his head and left, not even willing to waste foam.
Who doesn't want to be a fairy?
It's not all your surname Liu!
Zhu Di was not happy in his heart, but this time, no one in the royal family was willing to stand on his side.
Needless to say, Empress Xu, the crown prince, the grandson, the king of Han, the king of Zhao, and even the king of Zhou, Zhu Hu, stood up again, and he personally wrote a medical book.
He strongly criticized the theory of "supplementing form with form", and also warned people through anatomy that what they eat is transformed into something useful to the human body after digestion and absorption...... There is nothing mysterious in the whole process, and there can never be any great genius treasure, which suddenly makes people live longer, and even soar in the day.
At the end of the day, it's all a beautiful imagination and has no basis in facts.
Although Zhu Hu was discussing medicine, he also put his fourth brother in it.
Really, the emperor is also a human being, carrying a head on two shoulders, don't think of him as a god...... Taking a step back, even if he is an immortal, it is impossible to take what he has used.
Especially if you spend a lot of money to buy a toilet, you can only harvest a bucket of bacteria!
Even the fifth brother has rebelled, and the big guys work together to dismantle the stage together, which makes Zhu Di feel powerless, do you want everyone to betray their relatives and leave?
Zhu Di was in a bad mood for several days.
On this day, he was thinking about things when Yishaha and Muen arrived.
The two big eunuchs told Zhu Di about the situation in the palace.
"Emperor Qi, Pu Hong's fellow party and fellow villagers, all those who are implicated have been imprisoned, and the slaves and maids have ordered that they should be severely punished, let them taste torture, and then be executed!"
Zhu Di snorted slightly, "I don't like the surname Pu very much, even if I am not implicated, I want everyone to change it...... Just change it to Fu, as for those who don't want to change, what to do, you know! ”
Zhu Di was so murderous that he even changed his surname, and his anger was so great that he could imagine it.
Yisha nodded hurriedly, indicating that he understood.
Just as he was about to retreat, the old eunuch Mu En suddenly knelt down and kowtowed.
"Emperor Qi, there are many drawbacks in the palace this time, and the old slave is ashamed. After thinking about it, the old slave suddenly had a clever plan! ”
Zhu Di snorted coldly: "If there is a fart, let it go, as for whether it is wonderful or not, it is not up to you to decide!" ”
Mu En hurriedly kowtowed and pumped his mouth again.
"The old slave lost his words, this broken mouth should really be torn apart!" He was about to tear up, Zhu Di snorted again, so frightened that he didn't dare to act, and hurriedly said: "Emperor, in fact, this method is not new, but it is really useful, and the slave and maid have the courage to propose it...... The slave maid remembered that when the Taishi was in charge of the Jinyi Guard, he reformed the Jinyi Guard. ”
Zhu Di said "um", Mu En seemed to be encouraged, raised his head, and said excitedly: "Emperor, if you refer to Jinyiwei's method, rectify the East Factory, and let all the fans do things according to the rules." Set up a school in the palace to teach scientific knowledge to the eunuchs, and the slaves and maids thought that they would be very effective! ”
Zhu Di raised his eyebrows, hehe twice, laughed happily, Mu En raised his head, still waiting for the Son of Heaven to praise him?
How do you know that Zhu Di actually said quietly: "According to what you mean, you want to hand over the East Factory to the Taishi?" ”