Chapter 30: The Vinegar Jar of Music

If such a thing is not seen, it will be fine. It's normal, it's human, and there's nothing wrong with it. But! Once you are seen, it is a shame.

It's the same as getting married between men and women, getting married, isn't that the case? Bang Bang Bang! It's legal. But! If you don't pay attention to the impact, if you don't close the door and let others see it, then you are not right, and others will make irresponsible comments.

It's the same snap, but the result is different!

Similarly! If Lege didn't come to report the news and didn't talk about it, and others didn't see Confucius and his aunt together, it would be fine.

Since Le Ge has spoken out about this matter, if you don't stop it if you don't stop it, you know that something may happen, that is, you, the father, are not worthy of being a father and will not educate your children.

If it weren't for Le Ge being a fool, or if Le Ge was still sick, Qi Guan Xiong really wanted to give Le Ge a punch or a slap!

Nima Di! Didn't you mean to embarrass Lao Tzu?

"Lege! Drumstick! Uncle Mao saw that Le Ge was limping home after Qi Guanxiong, and he took the chicken leg just now and went up.

"Alas! Thank you, Uncle Mao! Thank you! The purpose of the song was achieved, and he took the chicken leg and ate it.

Don't run after Qi Guan Xiong and eat chicken legs.

Yes! This is an authentic pheasant leg! Delicious!

Because of his good mood, Lege thinks this pheasant leg is particularly delicious.

"Le Ge! You idiot! Uncle Mao watched Lege eat chicken legs, feeling distressed and funny. And then! Pulling his face down, he seriously adjusted, "You? What do you mean? You came to my house and said something like that? Are you disgraced your dad? Or embarrass Auntie? You? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lege stopped eating and looked at Uncle Mao and smirked.

And then! Continue to eat, ignore Uncle Mao, take a step, and walk quickly.

"Be careful! Be careful! Don't fall! Uncle Mao looked at Lege's staggering appearance and reminded anxiously.

Why didn't Lege think of it? This trick still worked, and Qi Guanxiong really got over it.

I thought: If Qi Guanxiong drove into the mountains and happened to see Confucius and his aunt snapping, it would be wonderful.

With the temper of the official bear, he must beat people. Not only to fight Confucius, but also to fight Auntie.

Hey, hey, hey! When the time comes, it will be wonderful.

If Qi Guanxiong ran over and slapped Confucius's ass like his aunt beat his ass, it would be enjoyable!

Unfortunately! He was not in good health and could not witness it in person.

In his impression, where might the aunt go to dig herbs? Where is the best place to pop and others are unlikely to find out!

Oh, yes! Under the cliff of the Soul Restoration Grass, no one will find it.

That's right! Le Ge patted his head and remembered: Among the herbs prepared by Auntie, there is the herb of Soul Rejuvenation Grass.

Auntie will definitely go there to pick the Soul Rejuvenation Grass!

Yes!

Thinking about the fact that my aunt might be snapping with Confucius under the cliff, the vinegar jar of Lege turned upside down, and I felt uncomfortable!

How do you feel about the person you like and someone else?

Come to think of it! Lege's tears flowed down.

I'm not convinced!

Auntie is mine! It's the woman I like! Woooooo

Qi Guanxiong did not enter the house, but went directly into the mountain.

According to his impression, Confucius should have only recently entered the mountain.

Because! Confucius was going to have lunch at the patriarch's house. The noon meal at the patriarch's house is timed. When the sun reaches that line, we eat.

Other than that! Confucius also had to teach his students. Only when the time is up, he leaves class. Because he had to take care of stupid students, Confucius would generally open a small stove for stupid students before class ended.

So! Confucius would only eat when he reached or even passed the point.

According to Qi Guanxiong's estimate, as long as he rushes over in time, what Le Ge said will not happen.

As for where does Auntie dig herbs? Qi Guanxiong doesn't need to think about it. Where the herbs are needed, it's nothing more than those places. It is impossible for my aunt to go to other places to dig up.

Furthermore! The song has been spoken! The aunt entered the mountain alone, and Confucius followed her. Since Auntie entered the mountain alone, she wouldn't run too far.

Just when Qi Guanxiong was running fast and looking everywhere, he suddenly heard the screams of his aunt.

"Mound! Hill! Hill! ……”

"Not good!" When Qi Guanxiong heard this, he was frightened on the spot.

I thought: I was guessed by Le Ge, Kong Qiu wants to attack my aunt!

It can be heard from the voice that it is the rhythm of Kong Qiu's hands to pounce on his aunt and want to strip her clothes.

I thought: This music! Nima Di! Isn't he stupid when he says he's stupid?

Holy! This hole! I'm looking at the wrong person! Nima Di! Isn't this about to get married? You? You can't wait a few days?

Nima Di! You just want that, you come to my house secretly at night, and I won't shout even if I find out! Isn't it? Nima Di! How can you fornicate in the wilderness in broad daylight?

"Woooooooooooo Hill! Woooooo ……”

Soon! There was the sound of my aunt's crying again.

Not good! Under the cliffs!

Nima Di! This hole! Does he really know how to choose a place? He raped his aunt under the cliff!

On the top of the cliff there, it is the place where the Soul Rejuvenation Grass grows.

That place is exactly where Lege guessed.

"Don't! No! Hill! Hill! Wake up! Wake up! Woooooo ……”

Hearing these intermittent sounds, Qi Guanxiong's soul flew quickly. Like chasing a wild beast, he galloped under the influence of alcohol.

Outcome! The scene in front of him made him want to kill!

Kong Qiu lay on Auntie's body and did not move, and Auntie struggled underneath.

This is unclear, is it Confucius raping his aunt?

I thought: What age are they? In this era when there are more women and fewer men, only women coax men to sleep, where can any man be so greedy to possess women?

In that era when there were more women than men, women generally coaxed men to visit them once and give them seeds in order to give birth and reproduce.

In that era when science was not yet developed, most people did not know when a woman ovulated and when she conceived. Most people believe that as long as the man gives the seed, it is possible for a woman to become pregnant.

Where is it like people in modern society, accurate conception is more effective than precise poverty alleviation.

When he got closer, Qi Guanxiong was about to kick Confucius, only to find that Confucius was bleeding from his head and was motionless, as if he was not raping his aunt? That's when he calmed down.

"Daddy! Woooooo When my aunt saw my father coming, she cried as if she had seen a savior, "The hill has fallen off the cliff!" Woooooo My leg seems to be broken, too! My leg hurts so much! Father! ”

Originally! The incident happened suddenly, when my aunt rushed to pick up Confucius, she was knocked down by Confucius, and she was at the bottom. After that, the two rolled to the low recess, and the aunt cushioned the bottom again. She tried to get up, but found that her leg seemed to be broken and she couldn't move.

"Baby! Doll! Hill! Hill! ”

When Qi Guanxiong saw this, he was so frightened that he didn't know what to do?

In a hurry, he quickly picked up Confucius first and trembled.

"Mound! Hill! Hill! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! ……”