Chapter 607: Let Him Have a New Year
Your Majesty, Holy One! The minister is wronged! The minister is going to die, and he can no longer be loyal to His Majesty......"
It's a long way away, and I heard the sound of crying and mourning, no need to ask, it must be Xie Jin. The guy was crying and banging his head against the wall, making a thumping sound.
Zhu Di wanted to meet him directly, but when he thought of Xie Jin's private evaluation of the cabinet ministers, he couldn't help but want to laugh, such an interesting thing, before he died, what would he have to say, it was worth looking forward to!
Zhu Di was also curious, he gave a few cabinet members a look, and asked them to withdraw slowly first, so as not to alarm Xie Jin. Then he said to Liu Chun: "Can you observe the edict of your Jinyi Guard?" ”
Liu Chun thought for a while and said, "It's not possible here, but I can arrange a room for Xie Jin to make the final explanation, and if Your Majesty wants to see it, the minister can arrange it." ”
"Good!"
Zhu Di agreed, and he said to several ministers: "I know people and faces, but I don't know my heart, Xie Jin is usually a colleague with you, and he is not polite at all in private, let's listen to it together and see what kind of heart he has!" ”
These ministers didn't find it interesting, and Yang Rong couldn't help but worry: "Your Majesty, Xie Jin is crazy and bold, and the ministers are afraid that he will talk nonsense and insult the saints!" ”
Jin Youzi also said: "Your Majesty, you still have to deal with it quickly, so as to set an example." ”
These people were afraid that Xie Jin would implicate themselves if he said something secret or ugly, so they wanted to kill Xie Jin as soon as possible. It's a pity that Zhu Di is born with a twisted jaw, the more you don't want to listen, the more I want you to listen carefully.
"Liu Chun, you go and arrange it, I can't wait."
Liu Chun was also speechless about Zhu Di's bad taste, but Xie Jin was a famous talent, and if he died in his own hands, he would be infamous.
Even if you want to kill him, you have to make a show and create a false impression that you can't do anything.
Therefore, Liu Chun readily agreed, he called Luo Feng and explained a few words, and just like that, everything was ready.
Xie Dacai was taken to a separate clean room, in which pen, ink, paper and inkstone were prepared.
"Master Xie, you took the Taizu Records out to repair the book, and it was ridiculous and ridiculous, Your Majesty was furious and ready to put you to death. Lord Liu pleaded with all kinds of intercession before allowing you to write a suicide note, please! ”
Luo Feng stretched out his hand and pointed to the room and let Xie Jin in.
Xie Jin was a little stupid, something was wrong, "Since you are pleading for me, why did you just ask me to write a suicide note, and didn't spare me?" This is a fake plea, a fake! ”
Luo Feng gave him a blank look, "You don't care if it's true or not, hurry up and write it!" ”
"Nope! I ask you, doesn't there anyone in the cabinet intercede for me? ”
"Please!" Luo Feng said with a smile.
"Please? Then, then why kill me? Xie Jin asked stupidly.
"They begged Your Majesty to kill you quickly...... By the way, Mr. Xie, you criticized the manuscript of some ministers' literary style, and asked His Majesty to send it to the cabinet, and after they read it, they all said that you should be damned! ”
"Ahh
Xie Jinwei screamed and almost fainted.
"These villains, full villains!" Xie Jin scolded, Luo Feng didn't care, directly pushed Xie Jin in, and then locked the door.
"Master Xie, just write, and someone will send you on your way in the evening. Your Majesty still feels sorry for you, so I won't cut off your head, and I will prepare white silk for you, if you are too slow, there will be a crane top red. ”
After finishing speaking, Luo Feng walked away.
The Xie Jin inside is crazy.
Could it be that you are a dead end?
There is no salvation?
The cabinet doesn't care about itself, but what about His Royal Highness the Prince? You can't ignore it, I've helped you a lot, what's wrong with this person, I don't talk about any affection!
And Hu Guang, we are fellow villagers or relatives, you don't even speak!
These damn bastards, who don't save themselves when they die, fall into the well, are not good things.
The more Xie Jin thought about it, the more angry he became, and suddenly saw the pen and ink on the table, he came to the idea, I'm dead, don't think about it! Lao Tzu wrote down all the things he knew, and I made you unlucky together, all of them will be stinking for 10,000 years!
I'm not polite!
It starts with you, Hu Guang!
Xie Jin wrote and scolded.
"Hu Guang, what talent do you have? Don't think that you are great if you are the champion, your champion was given by the pseudo-emperor Zhu Yunwen, and the original champion was Wang Jingzhi, but it was only because he was ugly that he ordered your champion. ”
"And ah, what did you write in the article? pro-vassal Lu Liang, people's hearts shake...... Doesn't it mean that the current saint is a vassal king usurping the throne? You still have the face to be in the cabinet, you are a villain! Full villain! ”
Xie Jin scolded, the few people next door listened to it so clearly, Hu Guang's little white face turned the color of pig liver, he kept trembling, and wanted to speak, but he knew that Zhu Di glared at him fiercely, and Hu Guang was so frightened that he immediately shut up.
He couldn't speak, but his ears were still there, and it was simply Ling Chi.
The more Xie Jin scolded, the more unpleasant it became, "Your Majesty's army has entered Beijing, the puppet emperor is about to die, you are impassioned, and you want to die with the king, what is the result?" The one who died was Wang Jingzhi! How can you afford to die? You still pull me to meet the new king. We're both bastard bastards! Compared to Wang Jingzhi, you still have the face to rob others, Lao Tzu despises you! ”
This person is crazy, he will say anything, when the Jingnan army came to the city, Xie Jin, Hu Guang, Wang Jingzhi and several people got together, Wang Jingzhi just cried, Hu Guang and Xie Jin were impassioned and full of righteous indignation.
As a result, Wang Jingzhi was martyred, and the two of them jumped around happily to greet Zhu Di and joined hands in the cabinet.
Xie Jin is well versed in the highest level of scolding, he doesn't even let go of himself, Hu Guang next door is so frightened that he is sweating, his official uniform is soaked, and there are obvious watermarks on his chest and back.
His lips kept trembling, and he just died.
If you think that's the end of it, it's too much to underestimate.
Xie Jin turned his head and scolded Yang Pu again.
"You little thief, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know your lungs. At the beginning, you jumped out to oppose the crowning of Liu Chunyan's Holy Father, and later went to visit the door to perform the gift of disciples, but Liu Chun was also blind and did not pursue you. You kid didn't speak for them because he took the money from the Kong family! ”
As soon as these words came out, Yang Pu exploded directly.
God is pitiful, there are indeed things in front of him, but when did he receive money from the Kong family, this is slander!
Especially Zhu Di and Liu Chun are here, if he sits down, he won't be able to eat and walk around! Just when Yang Pu wanted to defend himself, Xie Jin smiled and said: "Anyway, Lao Tzu is going to die, and if you become a ghost, Lao Tzu will know that you will confiscate the money, so I will write this first, and when I see Lord Yan, I will ask, haha!" ”
Xie Jin is still laughing!
When Yang Pu heard this, his legs went straight weak and he collapsed to the ground gracefully.
Xie Jin, you bastard!
You dare to frame me, is this a joke? Lao Tzu must kill you!
Xie Jin didn't know anything next door, and he was still scolding, none of the cabinet members were spared, and even Yang Shiqi had a handle.
"He was a poor man, and he didn't let go of the clothes and patches in it, and the rest of the paper, and he didn't let go of half a piece of ink, and he didn't let go of the bald pen. What kind of bullshit Shousuke, it's just a thing to ask for. Lao Tzu boated Qin Huai, I didn't go once, I know, he has no money, but I invite him every time, just to see how embarrassed he is embarrassed to make up different reasons every time! He can't even afford to eat a whole duck, so he can only buy a duck head to drink, shabby and shameful! ”
Yang Shiqi suffocated his old face and turned into the color of pig liver, Xie Jin, it is not a human thing, why don't you die!
Zhu Di's eyes lit up, he really didn't expect that his first assistant was still a clean official and honest minister, and from Xie Jin's mouth, the eight achievements were true, rare, really rare!
As soon as he thought about it, Xie Jin next door began to cry again.
"Your Majesty! Minister, the minister can no longer serve Your Majesty, the minister hates it! ”
"The saint is talented, brave and invincible, the crown of ancient and modern, and it will be Yao Shunyu soup in the future. It's a pity that there are a bunch of useless wastes around him, and without the assistance of the ministers, what can Your Majesty do? ”
"The minister is loyal, the intelligence is unparalleled, although the ancient Ming Xiang, it is not comparable to the minister, the minister died before he got out of the teacher, and the minister was wronged!"
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Hearing his words, Liu Chun almost vomited, what a shamelessness this is, comparing himself to Zhuge Liang, and he is not afraid that God will drop a thunderbolt and chop you to death.
At this time, Xie Jin rubbed his tears again and lamented: "The winter solstice is still a few days away, and Your Majesty still has to worship the heavens and worship the ancestors!" Minister, minister will write a tribute to His Majesty now. This is the last bit of heart that the minister can give to His Majesty. Your Majesty, the minister is so loyal, why can't you see it! ”
Xie Jin pulled his neck and shouted, "Your Majesty, it's the second year of Yongle in a few days, can't you let the ministers celebrate the New Year?" Poor Chen, when he was a child, he had nothing at home, only some books. ”
"The minister writes Spring Festival couplets for himself, thousands of books at home, and thousands of bamboos outside the door. As a result, the landlord got angry and cut off his bamboo. The ministers added a word at the back, the family is ten thousand books long, and the thousands of bamboo outside the door are short. Later, the landlord was so angry that he cut all the bamboo. Chenle, what's the big deal, just add one more word, a thousand poles of bamboo outside the door are short-lived, and thousands of books at home will last forever! Hahaha! ”
Xie Jin smiled and laughed, and cried again, "It's over, I'm going to die, I can't read anymore, I must remember, burn the book for me, let me take the book to Huangquan Road, I won't be lonely......"
Coming out from next door, Zhu Di, Liu Chun, and several cabinet ministers looked at each other.
What should I do?
How to deal with Xie Jin?
Zhu Di pondered for a long time, "This person should be killed!" But his last few words made my heart empty. Before he died, he still wanted to write a memorial for me. And he said the story when he was a child, so it can be seen that Xie Jin is just a witty and funny literati, his mouth may be a little smelly, but his heart is not bad. ”
Isn't that bad?
He scolded all the courtiers!
Yang Pu couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, do you have to pardon Xie Jin?" ”
Zhu Di's eyes widened, "How is it possible?" If he is pardoned, where is the dignity of the king's law? ”
Several ministers breathed a sigh of relief, but then Zhu Di said: "But what he said also makes sense, seeing that the New Year is over, let him have another New Year!" ”
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