Chapter 462: The Tragic Liu Zhan
The emperors of the Great Song Dynasty never had a habit of moral purity, which was most evident in the case of merchants and prostitutes.
The business environment of the Great Song Dynasty was unprecedentedly tolerant, and the army was doing business to supplement military expenses.
And the ancient profession of prostitution/woman is also within the scope of tolerance, from the south to the north.
Everyone has desires, but some people can control them, and some people are addicted to them and can't extricate themselves.
Liu Zhan just couldn't extricate himself.
He liked the courtesy and coquettishness of those women, but he preferred freshness.
Whenever he changed to a new woman, the fresh excitement made him feel like a diaphragm, and he could often write a few poems on the spot.
Why are literati called?
Shen An felt that it was probably because of the commotion.
They like to go out and out of the party, find poetry in the smell of hormones, and try to find inspiration on the bed......
When he saw Liu Zhan entering, he said in a low voice: "Keep an eye on it, is there anyone in the back?" ”
Huang Chun said: "Lang Jun rest assured, there are brothers watching at the back door, if Liu Zhan dares to go through the back door, he will be caught on the spot." ”
There were more lights on the second floor, and then a figure was reflected in the window.
Liu Zhan didn't like the second floor, that would make him feel unsteady.
But the owner likes it, and he can't object to it.
The gold owner is a rich literati who is generous in the circle, so the reputation is quite good, and it has the meaning of Saimeng.
If you want to fit into a circle, the best way is to throw money.
Brother is rich, what's the matter?
When those people get used to having you pay for a meal or drink, you will be a best friend.
People are accustomed to animals, and Liu Zhan is used to having someone treat.
So even if the gold owner is just a literati and his status is very different, the two are still very affectionate.
"Bachelor's ...... Drinking. ”
The gold lord raised his glass with a smile, and after drinking, he hugged the woman next to him, and he didn't know where he moved, which caused a burst of coquettishness.
Liu Zhan twisted his beard, and just came up with a sentence, but he was lost by this coquettishness.
"Lang Jun ......"
The woman next to her leaned over, and the fragrance was fragrant.
And that soft ......
O Forehead God!
Liu Zhan felt that no poetry could compare to the feeling at this moment, he was already in the clouds.
"Lang Jun, please drink."
The room gradually began to heat up, and Liu Zhan was also drunk and shouted; "So-and-so has a ......"
The gold lord stroked his palm and smiled: "A certain ear is listening." ”
A look of disdain flashed in his eyes, then changed to appreciation.
What a bullshit bachelor, he's just a hungry ghost.
Every time I come, I make some lewd words/words/words, and if I am listened to by outsiders, I am afraid that my eyes will be stared down.
The so-called powerful and high-ranking officials are more unbearable than ordinary people in private.
He raised his glass and took a sip, watched Liu Zhan get up with the woman in his arms, and then began to wander.
After the distraction was finished, Liu Zhan just finished reciting the words he had just written, and then only said that it was for convenience, so he hugged the woman and left.
What's convenient?
Can't wait!
The gold lord was disdainful in his heart, but said enthusiastically: "The rooms are all ready, and the new covers are made to ensure that the bachelor can relive the newlywed ...... tonight."
"Don't ...... Don't mention these, ...... Be careful! ”
Liu Zhan grabbed the woman's shoulder with his left hand, swung his right hand, and then opened the door.
"That's ...... Who's that? ”
Liu Zhan shook his head suddenly.
Under the lights, a man walked into the lobby downstairs and looked at him smiling. The man was slowly looking around for something.
Liu Zhan only felt that the blood all over his body was congealed, he pressed the woman down suddenly, and he quickly squatted down, then stretched out his finger and put it on his lips, and said in a low voice: "Don't make a sound, I haven't been here tonight...... Understand? ”
The woman nodded inexplicably, thinking to herself that it was this wife who came to catch the adulterer?
She looked up, and by the light of the lamp, she saw a pair of wolf-like eyes.
Liu Zhan's voice could almost freeze: "If you say it, you will kill your whole family...... The whole family, do you understand? ”
The woman knew that he was an official, and someone was willing to charter the Qinglou for him, which was almost as tall as a magnate, so she nodded in a panic and agreed.
It's not too hard for the powerful to kill a prostitute/woman these days.
Faced with the threat of death, the woman was frightened and trembled.
"The slave knows, he doesn't dare, he doesn't dare to say ......"
She sat down on the ground, and when she looked up again, Liu Zhan was gone, but there was a young man in front of her.
The young man smiled and asked, "Have you seen Liu Zhan?" ”
Liu Zhan had already run to the back with a smoke, ready to slip through the back door.
Behind it was the kitchen and utility room, as well as the quarters of the handymen, which were very chaotic.
At this time, it was the peak period of business, but tonight it was contracted by the gold owner, so most of the miscellaneous servants had a holiday, either going out to play or sleeping in the back.
Liu Zhan cautiously approached the back door, and suddenly remembered Shen An's temperament, and cold sweat instantly crawled all over his back.
The man had more than a hundred men in his hands, and he knew how to ......
Those who know the army will not know the reason for blocking the enemy's route?
In the battle of defeating the Jiaozhi ambush in the southwest, Shen Anqin led the cavalry to intercept the enemy's rout, which was to block the back road.
Amitabha......
He silently recited the Buddha's name, then looked left and right, and entered a room in the dark.
The room stinks, Liu Zhan sniffs, and then retchs.
I came to the latrine!
He was annoyed in his heart, and when he was about to go out, he heard Shen An's voice.
"It's so big here, there are our people patrolling outside, and our people are watching at the back door, can he fly away?"
"Search!"
Then came the plea of the shopkeeper of the Qinglou, but Shen An just reported his name, and the shopkeeper died down.
"This is a grudge between X and Liu Zhan, are you sure you want to intervene?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, the villain will lead the way, this will lead the way."
It was obviously much more convenient to have the party leading the way, and those miscellaneous servants were called out to lead the way and search.
Officials are not allowed to prostitute that...... Once caught, Liu Zhan is completely finished.
So he gritted his teeth and scolded Shen An secretly, and then looked for a hiding place with his eyes that gradually adapted to the dark environment.
Where can I hide in a latrine?
No!
Liu Zhan listened to the footsteps approaching outside, gritted his teeth and squatted, and then reflexively stretched his legs under the dung pit......
The lantern was held up and shone in, Huang Chun looked at it carefully inside, and said, "Lang Jun, there is no one in the toilet." ”
"Can he fly?"
Shen An's voice looked very annoyed.
Liu Zhan was happy in his heart, but he didn't notice that the small pit under his feet was gradually flattened, and the fine soil was falling down......
"Let's go ahead."
Hell yes!
Shen An went to the front angrily, Liu Zhan was overjoyed, and when the footsteps were gone, he grabbed the pedal with both hands and stepped on it hard, ready to go up......
As soon as he exerted his strength, he felt his feet slip......
"Save ......"
As soon as the cry for help started, there was no follow-up, Liu Zhan bit his lip, desperately feeling that his body was gradually declining.
Puff ......
Half an hour later, Liu Zhan came out of the toilet soaking wet, and during this time, he also encountered a handyman urinating, and he was drenched.
He went out the back door in embarrassment, it was secluded, but it was safe.
When he saw the brilliant lights in front of him, Liu Zhan hated Bianliang's nightlife for the first time for being so colorful, and then walked into the light with his head down.
Everyone was curious when they saw a wet man come out, and when a foul smell hit, the scene was chaotic.
"Yikes! He's covered in and pee! ”
"It stinks!"
"Gross!"
"It's disgusting!"
"This person is so old, how can he still fall into the dung pit?"
"Maybe my foot slipped."
"He's crying!"
"He cried."
Listening to these discussions, Liu Zhan cried.
A good person was chatting with a woman, but he was forced by Shen An to hide in the toilet, and now he is covered in a foul smell, how to explain when he goes home?
"Gross!"
He threw up and cried, embarrassed.
Shen An, the next time he catches your handle, he will definitely kill you!
"It's not ...... Isn't this Mr. Liu? Ay! The...... Isn't this Liu Zhan Liu? ”
A man suddenly pointed at Liu Zhan and shouted, "This person knows something, it's Liu Zhan." ”
"Liu Zhan? Isn't that a major minister in the court? ”
"Hey! It's really Liu Zhan! ”
"Where did this go? How did you end up in the manure pit? ”
Liu Zhan covered his face and ran away.
"Liu Zhan!"
He heard the voice of the culprit, and his heart looked up with murderous intent.
Shen An was sitting on the edge of a roadside stall eating supper. He was holding a cold gear and gnawing on it, but at this moment he opened his mouth, and the cold gear scum in his mouth fell straight down.
The cold tool is a twist flower, at this time, it is fried with honey and noodles, and the more you eat, the more fragrant it is.
"It's ...... Liu Zhan? ”
Shen An's eyes were full of astonishment, and then he couldn't help but throw away his cold gear and laughed.
No wonder I didn't catch this guy, it turned out to be in the pit.
Shen An felt that Liu Zhan was more comfortable and relieved.
He laughed heartily, and Liu Zhan over there couldn't help but look up to the sky and howl when he saw this culprit: "Shen An, I'm going to kill you!" ”
He can't say that he doesn't share the sky, because it will be reminiscent of the Qinglou that Shen An just went to.
His eyes almost burst into flames, and with a flick of his hands, the scum was thrown everywhere.
The surrounding onlookers hurriedly avoided it, as if they were hiding from the femme fatale.
Someone was thrown on the body by the debris and cursed loudly.
But Liu Zhan didn't have time to care about this, he howled, and then rushed towards Shen An.
"Lang Jun be careful!"
Shen An is safe at this moment, this is Huang Chun's cognition, but he didn't expect Liu Zhan to go crazy.
Not to mention beating, as long as he was hugged by Liu Zhan, Shen An would go crazy.
He shouted with a blank face: "Get him!" ”
He grabbed a bamboo pole and slashed it with all his might.
"Get out!"
The bamboo pole was beating Liu Zhan, and Shen An was dodging.
He had never been so frightened in the face of an enemy, but now he was panicking.
Bang!
Finally, he hit Liu Zhan's forehead with a bamboo pole.
"Whew......"
Liu Zhan screamed, and then fell straight down.
Shen An threw away the bamboo pole and said righteously: "Everyone has seen it!" This person went crazy and pounced, this was covered in and urine, of course Shen couldn't let him get close, this was legitimate defense, and please give Shen a witness......"
The lights around were bright, and the onlookers were stunned.
Liu Zhan was actually taken down by Shen An, what is this matter?
Liu Zhan lay on the ground gasping and muttered, "It's not a certain ...... It's not a ......."
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Congratulations to "Snow Breaker" for becoming the new leader of this book, overcoming obstacles and achieving great things. When Sir saw the news early in the morning, his spirits couldn't help but perk.
I wanted to write about the taste of the cold equipment in detail, but my stomach was empty and I didn't have the energy...... Ask for a monthly pass to refuel.