Civilian officials join the army, unless it is temporary, or has other intentions, such as Li Zhang.

Li Zhang's position in front of the palace is the meaning of a watchdog, watching Bianliang's army for the official. He is not a pure martial artist, and Zhao Shu may change him to a civilian official at any time.

A civil official is a civil official, even if he is doing martial arts, he can turn back at any time, and the boundary between civil and military affairs in the Great Song Dynasty can be seen from this.

Chang Jianren's face was thin, and a pair of mouse eyes stared at Shen An, and said: "The lower official has made up his mind, if he doesn't believe it...... edict."

Shen An felt a little incredible, but still asked tentatively, "Who have you offended?" ”

The nobles in the palace, Ma Dan, who has Lao Chen Gui in the palace?

Chang Jianren sighed: "It's Ren Shouzhong, he wants a few paintings over there, but the lower officials still have important matters in their hands." He was arrogant and didn't listen to the explanation, he only said that he wanted to make the subordinate look good......"

The Hanlin Academy of Painting and Calligraphy is to serve the palace, Ren Shouzhong's wrist and connections are good, and it is easier to wear small shoes for Chang Jianren.

It makes sense.

"Why don't you move somewhere else?"

If you offend Ren Shouzhong, it's a big deal to go to the following states and counties to serve, I'm afraid of a bird.

Chang Jianren smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaguan...... It's a shame to say that Xia Guan has been a loner for many years, obsessed with paintings, and can't find anyone! Do you want to wait for the edict...... If it is to be edicted......"

Seeing that his eyes lit up, Shen An immediately said: "That's it, you can try this matter, but you can be water-based?" ”

What kind of nerve is a civilian official who takes the initiative to ask to serve in the navy...... No, what spirit?

This is the spirit of not treating civil and military affairs as anything else, and this will be a slap in the face to those guys who are 'literati supreme'.

This slap Shen An felt that he had to be beaten, and he had to be cool.

So when Chang Jianren wanted to beg him to be transferred to the state and county to serve, Shen An interrupted without hesitation.

Chang Jianren's eyes were filled with despair, and he got up and said, "Dare to ask if there is a pool in the edict's house?" ”

"Yes, in the back."

With a whoosh, Chang Jianren was gone.

Shen An chased him out with a confused face, and when he saw him going behind, he shouted, "Don't hurt him!" ”

This is a baby!

Yao Lian, who was just about to intercept over there, avoided it, and Chang Jianren rushed over.

"What is this man anxious about?"

Shen An followed behind, wanting to see what this thing wanted to do.

After passing the door in the front yard, there was a pool on the right, and Chang Jianren actually started to untie his clothes while running.

it!

Shen An shouted at Aunt Chen, who heard the sound, "Stay out of the way, let Zhuo Xue and Guoguo not come out." ”

Aunt Chen paused for a moment, then glanced at it, and immediately regretted it.

It's so spicy!

Chang Jianren took off his coat and rushed to the pool with a pair of pants.

His upper body looked full of bones and sticks, especially those ribs, which bulged out one by one, which was really miserable.

Aunt Chen took a sip and hurried back.

On Tuesday, when he saw his daughter-in-law seeing the upper body of the man's Chiguo, she shouted: "It's all bones, what's the sass!" ”

Chang Jianren rushed to the edge of the pool, jumped into it, and jumped in with a pop.

"Don't!"

Shen An stretched out his hand painfully, but it was still a step too late.

Because Guoguo was still young, Shen An was worried that she would be naughty and fall into the water, so the water in the pool only reached Shen An's waist all year round.

Chang Jianren plunged into this way......

Do you want your head?

Shen An was worried that his head would sink into the mud at the bottom of the pool and he wouldn't be able to get out, so he ran over, "Yao Lian is ready to save people." ”

As soon as Yao Lian responded, he saw the water surface move, and then a head with black mud on top of it popped up.

This is Chang Jianren.

His head and face were covered in black mud, but the rat's eyes were fixed on the front, and his hands swam forward like a little dolphin.

I'll go!

Shen An couldn't help but praise: "You can swim better than Lao Tzu?!" It's too much! ”

He beckoned to Wen Xiaozhong, and said in a low voice: "I have a copy of the handbook here, you take it, and go to Jinmingchi to find Qin ......Zhen when it gets dark."

Chang Jianren just swam back and forth in the pool, fast and not tired.

"Enough is enough!"

Shen An felt that the water performance of this guy was a few streets away from him, so he shouted to stop.

But Chang Jianren turned a deaf ear and continued to toss in the pool.

Shen An sat numbly on the edge of the pool and ordered, "Go, bring the grill, let's barbecue and eat." ”

So the pool was swimming, and the big carp of the Yellow River that Shen An specially bought and put into it followed the tossing, and one was tossed to death, just used for barbecue.

When Chang Jianren stepped aside, the first thing he said was: "Is it feasible?" ”

"It's too good, I called you up a long time ago, what are you swimming?"

Chang Jianren was stunned, "What did you say?" ”

He plucked out his ears, but pulled out two lumps of black mud......

Shen An felt that this person was real, so he said, "Go take a shower and change your clothes, and drink together." ”

When he came back later, Chang Jianren looked a little apprehensive.

"Waiting for the edict, the next official may be okay?"

On the barbecue grill, dozens of skewers of suspicious-tasting meat were smoking, Shen An brushed some seasonings, and then took a deep breath, feeling that the source of pollution in the eyes of future generations was so fresh.

"Let's eat!"

Shen An handed him a handful of skewers, then pointed to the wine jar on the side and said, "No one serves anyone here, pour your own wine and drink it yourself." ”

Chang Jianren is not used to this way of eating, and he has never even eaten this kind of barbecue.

Hold the skewer horizontally in front of your mouth, open your mouth, bite a piece of meat with your teeth, and pull ......

The spicy taste hit him to the soul at once, and the deliciousness of the beef exploded in his mouth along with the spicy taste.

Oh!

He doesn't eat much spicy food, so he opens his mouth to exhale, and then quickly chews.

Immediately, the tender meat juice inside was squeezed out, and the deliciousness was everywhere......

That's what food is!

He took a sip from the bowl, and the hot white wine washed his mouth before conquering the spicy taste, and another stimulation came.

He opened his eyes and saw Shen An and a man in a Taoist robe looking at him, so he couldn't help but say, "It's so delicious, it's hard to describe, I don't know what words to use......"

"Cool!"

"Yes, that's it, cool!"

Chang Jianren took another bite of the barbecue, and then suddenly froze......

He looked at the meat skewers in his hand and asked, "Waiting for the edict, why does the lower official feel that this taste is wrong?" It's like ......"

The man in the Taoist robe next to him smiled: "What are you pretending?" You've also eaten beef, hahahaha! ”

Chang Jianren saw that he was smiling loosely, so he said with a straight face: "Beef is the lifeblood of farmers, and Xia Guan only ate it once before, and it was still a cow that died of illness...... Dare to ask this Lang Jun, why is he laughing? ”

This man is a bit stubborn!

Shen An smiled slightly, but did not explain.

The man in the Taoist robe was stunned for a moment and said, "Laugh, you don't know how big the outside world is, do you know that the cattle in the north are not valuable?" Those cattle were slaughtered in Xiongzhou and made into jerky, which is not uncommon in Bianliang City, but the price is a little more expensive. As for fresh beef, it comes from the north every day...... There are a lot of Liao people over there! ”

Chang Jianren was stunned, and then suddenly realized: "I offended Lang Jun, and I haven't asked ...... yet."

The man in the Taoist robe took a sip of wine, stretched out his hand to wipe his chin, and said, "A certain Su Shi." ”

"Su Shi?" Chang Jianren put down the skewers and got up to salute: "I've seen Su Langjun." Lang Jun's articles and poems are admired by the lower officials. ”

Su Shi smiled proudly: "Sit down, sit down, poetry articles are just trails, casual, casual, hahahaha!" ”

Chang Jianren sat down with a dry smile, and then continued to eat the skewers.

"Do you want to avoid trouble or do something about it?"

Shen An stared at him and said: "If you avoid trouble, you don't have to go, once you enter the water army, you will be staring at you, don't think about it in ten years, but think clearly." ”

Chang Jianren said without hesitation: "After the lower officials think clearly, they will enter the water army." It's just that I'm afraid that I can't compete with others. ”

Shen An raised the bowl and said, "Since you want to go in, then so-and-so can let you in." ”

Chang Jianren hesitated for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Do your best." ”

The water army is an unpopular person, Shen An can let him in with a ticket, Chang Jianren feels very warm, but he still doesn't have the slightest certainty.

Shen An saw that he was worried, and he no longer persuaded him, and after sending Chang Jianren away later, Su Shi also wanted to slip away.

"I said Zizhan, isn't it good for you to spend more time with your wife and children at home? Your Sumai is just a fun time, you actually run around in a Taoist robe all day long, is it funny? ”

Su Shi said with a sad face: "Anbei, you don't know, that kid is the most noisy now, and he likes to pester people, if he is at home, he will probably be entangled by him, and he will not be comfortable for a moment, I don't believe that you will know when you have a child." ”

Shen An thought of those children in his previous life who were hated by dogs, and he couldn't help but have a headache.

In the evening, he mentioned the matter to Yang Zhuoxue, and his words were very longing.

"That kid pesters me all day long, I think it's cute just thinking about it!"

Yang Zhuoxue heard him say that his child was cute, and she couldn't help but have some hope.

The couple looked forward to the child falling asleep.

I don't know how long it took, Shen An suddenly heard a strange voice.

Quack quack quack......

Yang Zhuoxue also woke up, she grabbed Shen An's arm, and said in a low voice: "Official, who is laughing outside?" It's scary. ”

The sky is still dark, and this laughter comes every once in a while, every other while, which makes people feel creepy, and they just want to hide under the covers.

it!

Who's out there?

Shen An wanted to greet Wen Xiaozhong and them, but he felt a little embarrassed, so he whispered, "You wait." ”

He tiptoed out of bed, and Yang Zhuoxue said in a low voice: "Official, it's dangerous, let's call someone." ”

Shen An shook his head, took the meteorite long knife from the wall, and gently pulled it out.

The long black knife was almost invisible in the dark.

"Quack Quack ......"

The laughter outside came again, Shen An slammed open the door, and through the faint light, he saw the source of the laughter, and then couldn't help scolding: "! It's you little thing! ”

The birdcage was hung under the eaves, and the parrot, named Green-Feathered by Guoguo, was laughing happily in the cage.

"Quack quack...... Ahh ”

The green hair saw Shen An, it tilted its head, "Slave repentance......"

The voice was tactful, like a resentful woman.

Shen An shuddered, feeling that this bird was possessed by a ghost.

The green fur flapped his wings and changed his tone again: "You maggots crawling out of the dung pit, kneel!" ”

Shen An looked at the bird numbly, wanting to strangle it.

……

The monthly ticket list has declined, and the brothers have lost one ticket.