Li Yi sat in the courtyard and spent a long time calming down.

He had reached the pinnacle of his life, and although it was short and fleeting, he will always remember how it felt.

After being abused by Miss Liu Er for so long, at that moment, he finally completed a beautiful counter-kill.

Of course, it is cool, but the price paid is painful.

He was chased out for miles by Miss Liu Er, and this time, she didn't spank him again, but directly clicked on his laughing hole.

When the two of them walked back, she just looked at herself and smiled......

However, it is not without gains.

Li Yi vaguely remembered that before the two of them got drunk last night, they seemed to have reached an agreement with her.

She promised herself, and they pulled the hook.

Although she was still not so gentle with herself, she finally wouldn't make such a shameful and exciting act as spanking him.

That's a big step forward, and it's something to be happy about.

Li Yi just had a smile on his face, but he immediately stopped, clutching his stomach with a twitching expression......

I laughed for too long in the morning, and now I have a stomachache when I laugh......

Although I don't know what happened after that, why did he run to Miss Liu Er's bed, it doesn't matter, anyway, nothing should have happened.

The only regret is that she finally got drunk yesterday, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it is a pity that she didn't get any secrets out of her mouth.

The inspiration for this idea came from Miss Liu Er, who was drunk last time, and even those teachers of virtue and art were asked by her, and said that she already knew all his secrets......

She did ask a lot of things, but if she had no secrets from her, Li Yi would not believe it.

Does she know that she is from another world?

Does she know, knows what is the reason why she is always skinned in front of her?

She didn't know anything......

……

Xiaohuan walked out of the room, looked at his uncle with a strange face, and asked curiously, "Uncle, did you encounter anything happy in the morning?" ”

"No ......" Li Yi couldn't admit that he was killed because Miss Liu Er nodded his laughter and said seriously.

Xiaohuan said in disbelief: "But my uncle laughed all morning......"

"No is nothing."

"Okay......" Xiaohuan didn't ask about it anymore, and asked again: "Where did my uncle sleep last night?" ”

"Last night...... Li Yi thought for a while and said, "I slept with Lao Fang." ”

Xiaohuan looked at the old Fang who walked in from outside the door and asked, "Uncle Fang, is it?" ”

Lao Fang was stunned, looked at Li Yi, then at Xiaohuan, nodded and said, "Well, yes......"

Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang and said, "I haven't even asked yet, what did Uncle Fang say......

"Yes......" The old man looked left and right, walked out again with his hands behind his back, "Who is it, sending you to me......

Xiaohuan looked at Li Yi and wondered, "What's wrong with Uncle Fang?" ”

"Uncle Fang, he, he ......" Li Yi glared at her and said, "What's there to ask, you didn't open the door for me last night, I had to squeeze with Lao Fang, otherwise where else could I sleep, could I sleep with the second miss?" ”

Li Yi looked at Miss Liu Er who came out of the room and asked, "Did you say yes, Ruyi?" ”

Miss Liu Er glanced at him, didn't speak, and walked straight out of the courtyard.

"Oh......" Xiaohuan nodded, looked at the courtyard gate again, and asked, "But uncle, why is the gate of the courtyard broken......

Li Yi knocked on her head and said, "Why do you have so many questions, are you a hundred thousand why......

After he finished speaking, he was stunned, how could this scene have a sense of déjà vu......

Xiaohuan covered her head and said, "Then I won't ask, I'll tell my uncle a joke, and the second lady will ask me to tell my uncle a few more jokes......"

Li Yi couldn't help but shiver, only to feel a faint pain in his stomach, covering his ears: "Don't listen, don't listen......"

Xiaohuan hugged his arm and said coquettishly: "Oh, uncle, just listen to it......"

"Don't listen to ......"

"Then I'll talk about mine, and my uncle won't listen......"

……

The little girl was disobedient, and if it wasn't soft, it would have to be hard, so she pressed Xiaohuan on her leg and slapped her buttocks, and never mentioned the joke again, and ran away with her face red and covering her ass.

Watching her run away, Li Yi sat in the courtyard and let out a long sigh.

People say that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time, time is like an arrow, and the sun and the moon are like a shuttle......

It is said that the preciousness of the candle night in the cave room is not exchanged, and it needs to be cherished.

But the first time he spent candles in the cave room, he was caught by Miss Liu Er and went up the mountain to be confused, and he was frightened by Ruyi's palm to shatter the wooden table that night, and the second time the candles in the cave room were rolled into zongzi by her and couldn't move, and the Spring Festival was so wasted......

He must have owed Miss Liu Er a lot of money in his previous life, and two thousand gold was not enough......

If Yi Ruoqing is drunk with ink, they are really, and there is no time for humility, is the wedding night a time for humility? Kong Rong let the pear and they let the li?

This time, not only did he not make up for the regret of the flower candle in the cave room, but he regretted it even more, Li Yi silently swore in his heart, next time, next time, it must be successful......

Thinking of the next time, the next time, he was a little happy again, and then his stomach began to hurt again......

Miss Liu Er walked in from outside and sat across from him.

When Li Yi saw her, his stomach hurt even more, and he subconsciously became vigilant, and immediately said: "What do you want to do, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are beautiful, you can just keep your word, you promised me ...... last night"

"I promised you last night, don't ......" Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I won't spank you, and I haven't broken my promise." ”

Li Yi thought about it, she didn't break her promise, but her methods were even more ruthless, she really shouldn't have talked too much last night, there was a lot of meat on her buttocks, and she was stimulated by the beating......

It's over, Li Yi hurriedly got this idea out of his mind, and after being with Lao Fang for a long time, he felt that he seemed to have a tendency to be infected by him and become a trembling M......

Miss Liu Er thought for a while, stared at him, and said, "I have a question for you." ”

"What's your problem?" Li Yi looked at him, asked vigilantly, and then his expression was stunned.

Why does he say "again"?

Miss Liu Er rubbed her eyebrows, stared at him, and asked, "Aside from this matter, I ...... last night Is there anything else to tell you? ”

"No...... Right? ”

Li Yi actually didn't know, he really forgot, he was drunk and forgot about Liu Ruyi even a thousand cups, and he actually expected him to remember, did he look down on him too much?

Miss Liu Er looked at his expression and asked again, "You really don't remember?" ”

Li Yi shook his head, "I don't remember, I'll drink less bars in the future, it's not good for my health, and it's ...... mistakes."

"That's fine."

Miss Liu Er finally put her mind at ease, waved her hand, and got up to leave.

She felt that he had said a very rare truth, don't be greedy when you drink, because when you get drunk, you don't know what you will say or do.

She actually asked him who was beautiful, she or Li Mingzhu?

She actually said, "They don't want it, I want it"!

She actually asked the biggest secret she had ever learned from him that night......

She actually slept in the same bed with him all night!

It's okay, it's okay------- it's good that he doesn't remember any of that.

"Wait a minute!"

Li Yi stood up suddenly, with a sudden look on his face, looked at Miss Liu Er, and said, "I remembered, I remembered everything!" ”

Hearing Li Yi's voice, Miss Liu Er's footsteps stopped, her body stiffened, and her heart began to beat uncontrollably.

She turned her head, looked at him, and asked lightly, "What do you remember?" ”

Her expression was indifferent, her fists clenched in her sleeves, and she didn't even notice it, and her voice trembled slightly.

Of course, Li Yi didn't notice that Ruyi's voice was shaking, and he gave a hundred likes to his wit in his heart.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

There is no doubt that this is the opportunity.

He looked at Miss Liu Er, thought for a while, and said solemnly: "You said last night that you should be gentle with me in the future, don't talk loudly to me, and don't bully me from time to time; You also said that every year and on my birthday, you will prepare a valuable gift for me; Also, you said you want to be kind to me, rub my shoulders and beat my back when I'm tired, and cook noodles for me to eat when I'm hungry......"