The most important thing for the chamberlain in the palace is to have eyes.

Qiao Er felt that his ability to observe words and emotions was good.

Before the prince entered the palace, he began to drill the camp, and finally succeeded in getting the C position of Zhao Zhongjun's close attendant.

It was a good errand to become Zhao Zhonglian's close attendant, but Qiao Er felt that the wait was too long.

The light rain was falling, and Qiao Er stood under the eaves of his house, looking up at the eaves dripping from the eaves.

Water droplets fell intermittently on the stone slabs.

There are dense small pits on the stone slabs, and rainwater drips into these small pits.

"Drops of water pierce ......"

Qiao Er stretched out his hand to catch a few drops of rain and said, "But the official family lives for ten years, and the king lives for another twenty years...... Thirty years later, how old is so-and-so? I can't wait! ”

As Zhao Zhonglian's close attendant, in Qiao Er's opinion, he has to wait another thirty years if he wants to develop.

Thirty years of Hedong ...... Thirty years in Hexi.

"Thirty years later, God knows if so-and-so is still alive."

The rain gradually became heavier, turning from a thin filament to a thick line, and the line of sight was full of rain lines.

An attendant put one hand on his head and hurriedly ran over: "Qiao Er, Xiao Langjun is going to have dinner over there." ”

As a close attendant, Qiao Er had to be present when Zhao Zhongji was eating.

When Qiao Er heard about the meal, his stomach felt swollen and uncomfortable.

He picked up an oil-paper umbrella and walked into the rain.

When I arrived at the place later, Zhao Zhongjun was reading a book.

"Why are you late?"

Qiao Er lowered his head and said, "The rain is heavy, and if you go fast, you are afraid that there will be more moisture on your body, and it will be passed on to you when the time comes." ”

Zhao Zhongjun put down the book and said, "Pay attention next time, let's eat." ”

The food in the palace tasted pretty good, but Zhao Zhongjun sighed after eating a few bites: "It's not as good as Ermei's cooking, this is the imperial kitchen?" I don't think even the vendors in the Zhouqiao Night Market are as good as the vendors. ”

Qiao Er joked: "The little one dares to ask, that Zeng Ermei ......"

Zhao Zhongjun put down his chopsticks and frowned, "The cook of the Shen family." ”

Qiao Er was stunned and said with a smile: "The stir-fry is made by Shen Beizhao, and his chef and the imperial chef are afraid that they will be willing to bow down." Xiao Langjun has eaten too many good meals outside, and now he is in the palace...... The small one shouldn't say anything, although the food in the palace is good, but the method is rigid, and it is eaten like this all year round...... Epigatory. ”

Zhao Zhongjun said approvingly: "No matter how good things are, it is common to eat too much, but you can see it clearly, not bad." ”

"Xie Xiaolangjun praised."

Qiao Er was happy in his heart, and felt that his ability to meet the source was good.

There are various forces in the palace, and the inner servants seem to be loyal, but only God knows how they are inside.

The pro-servant official is known as the pro-soldier of the Son of Heaven, but it was the pro-servant official who rebelled back then.

Zhao Zhen's vigilance and suspicion are close to neuroticism, and most of the causes come from the rebellion in the palace.

Someone asked for news from Zhao Zhongjun, probably not because of rebellion, but because they wanted to understand the future prince.

This kind of thing is not complicated, Qiao Er feels that it is very easy to be a good person, not only can he get benefits, but if the situation changes in the future, these people are relationships, and by pulling a few handfuls of these relationships, he can get out of the sea of suffering.

What is it?

Drill Camp!

Qiao Er thinks that his ability to drill camp is unparalleled, so he is very confident.

It's impossible for someone to capsize!

Zhao Zhongjun said lightly: "Withdrawn." ”

"Yes."

Qiao Er led people to withdraw the meal, and after they went out, a waiter sneered and said, "Qiao Xian, the chicken leg is for you!" ”

Qiao Er rubbed his stomach and felt very uncomfortable.

If you don't solve it for a few days, the psychological entanglement will overwhelm the physical pain, and if you can't solve it, you will be depressed.

Qiao Er wanted to refuse, but in the end he couldn't hold back.

"Today's chicken thighs are fried, with a lot of spices in them, and they are fragrant...... Where can I put spices outside? It's still good in the palace! ”

Spices were a luxury at this time and could be used for money. Except for those high-grade places outside, most of them are reluctant.

Qiao Er picked up the chicken legs, and the strong fragrance made him sigh: "I just can't bear this mouthful!" ”

He ate the chicken leg in a few bites, then burped and said, "It's okay in the afternoon, I'm going to rest and rest." ”

"Qiao is enshrined, Xiao Langjun wants to take a walk."

An attendant came to inform Zhao Zhongjun of his latest actions.

Qiao Er smiled and said, "I can't solve it in the past few days, there are a lot of farts, I'm afraid that it stinks to His Royal Highness, so let's help me sue him." ”

The chamberlain glanced at him and felt that the reason was impeccable.

Be careful when waiting by the side of the nobles, you have to come back when you are well if you have a physical problem. If you love to fart......

There have been such examples before, the maid farted loudly and smelly, and as a result, the master was furious, and then there was a tragedy.

So Qiao Er's reason is normal.

After returning to his place, Qiao Er and Yi were lying on the bed, cross-legging Erlang's legs and picking his teeth.

"This matter has to be pondered slowly, and we can't be anxious."

He was thinking about his dealings with those people, and he felt that there had to be discipline, what news could be leaked, and what news should be kept secret.

"As long as you grasp this degree, you will be able to meet the source left and right, wouldn't it be happy......"

He closed his eyes and slowly drifted off to sleep.

I don't know how long it took for him to wake up with the movement in his stomach.

The stomach was gurgling, and the squirming was obvious.

Qiao Er said happily: "This is coming?" ”

Constipated for a few days, there was no movement in his intestines, and he was almost suffocated from depression.

At the moment, the stomach is rolling, and the intestines are thundering, what is this?

This is the rhythm of coming to Dajie!

He went out happily, smiling all the way, and the people he met asked him if there was a good thing.

"Nothing."

Qiao Er entered the thatched house with a very cool look, and then pulled hard......

"Poof!"

It was just a chrysanthemum that opened, but Qiao Er felt that he had opened a waterfall......

The mouth of this waterfall is his chrysanthemum......

"Oh......"

"It stinks!"

Someone entered the hut and covered their noses with the smell.

"Joe's offering? You're pulling it. ”

Qiao Er only felt that it was a thousand miles away, and it was not cool, so he nodded and said, "Yes!" I've been holding it for a few days, and it's refreshing. ”

The man went away, and after an hour he went into the hut again to pee......

"Joe, you're here again."

Qiao Er groaned, "yes......"

Lao Tzu has never left!

"Where is Joe?"

A chamberlain rushed in and shouted, "Why does it stink so much?" Joe enshrined? Didn't you say you couldn't pull it out? How did you pull the ...... full of pits and valleys?"

The two chamberlains looked at each other......

This guy dared to fool Zhao Zhongjun, he was not small!

Later, the news reached Zhao Zhongjun.

"Diarrhea?"

"Yes."

Zhao Zhongjun bowed his head slightly and said, "It's not easy...... But he first said that he couldn't pull it out, and then pulled it out again in a blink of an eye...... It can be seen that it is self-healing, which is rare. ”

He grimaced slightly, then smiled wryly.

Let's see, the dignified future heir of the Great Song Dynasty has been fooled.

He frowned slightly, "Go and ask the official, just say that I want to see the results of Taixue's Liberation Test." ”

There was an attendant who went, Zhao Zhongjun stood with his hands in his hands, looked at the gradually clear sky, and said, "After the rain, the sky is clear." ”

Later, someone came to say, "Xiao Langjun, the official said just go." ”

Zhao Zhongjun was a little surprised by Zhao Zhen's cheerfulness, so he asked, "Where's Daddy?" ”

"The king and the official family are together."

In the past few days, Zhao Zhen has taken Zhao Shu around the palace, very leisurely.

Is this a 'father-son relationship'?

Zhao Zhongjun suppressed the goosebumps in his heart and went all the way to Yulin Lane.

Before entering Yulin Lane, Zhao Zhongdi's pace accelerated.

Yang Mo looked at his hurried appearance, and couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart.

This is a little bit of affection and nostalgia for the palace!

Bang bang bang!

Zhao Zhongjun personally knocked on the door, and the door shook the sky.

"Looking for death!"

The door was opened from the inside, and Chen Luo was just about to scold, but he was pushed to the side by Zhao Zhongjun.

"A certain alley...... Xiao Langjun? ”

Chen Luo said happily: "Lang Jun, Xiao Lang Jun is here." ”

Yang Mo coughed dryly: "This title will be changed in the future!" What Xiao Lang-kun? My little Langjun has entered the palace now, which is smaller? ”

Shen An didn't expect Zhao Zhongyan to leave the palace, he even rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "Escaped? ”

Zhao Zhongjun couldn't help but be furious, "Who can escape?" ”

He has lived outside the imperial city since he was a child, and his impression of the palace comes from his father's madness.

So since he was a child, he had the impression that the palace was not a good place.

In the past few days, he seemed to be calm in the palace, but he didn't dare to make a mistake, including Qiao Er's methods, he was careful and forbearing.

“…… He thought I didn't know...... Amusing. ”

Zhao Zhongjun first ate a big bowl of soup cakes, and then talked about what happened to him in the palace.

Guoguo was on the side, his hands on his cheeks, his arms pressed on his brother's legs, and he listened curiously.

Zhi Kexing was drinking outside the door, and a pot of light wine was drunk by him out of Moutai carefully.

"When he was young, I thought I couldn't read those eyes."

Zhao Zhongjun burped, "It's a pity that in order to trap him, I haven't eaten enough for the past few days." ”

Is this baby still drugged?

Although Zhao Zhongjun didn't say anything, Shen An already smelled the smell of digging pits and burying people.

"Drugged? Pulled or not? ”

"Don't pull, pull again."

Guoguo thought they were playing dumb riddles, so she angrily slapped her brother's leg with her elbow.

Shen An covered his forehead and sighed, thinking to himself that you are now learning to be obedient, and you know that you are constipated first, and then diarrhea, so that no one can find the problem.

Constipation is bound to be uncomfortable, and then various solutions will be sought.

As a result, the solution really came, and if you don't pull it, it's amazing.

"How is the official family's health?"

"I don't know, but I've been in a great mood lately."

"That's fine."

The two talked about each other intermittently, and Wen Xiaozhong said outside: "Lang Jun, the results of the liberation test have been obtained, and those candidates have fought." ”

"Why?"

Shen An felt that something was wrong.

"Before the exam, someone said that the method of the sea of questions was an evil way, and they bet with others that they could pass it, but they failed to be selected, so they became angry and fought with people."

it!

Who is so talented?

Shen An went to watch the battle with Zhao Zhongjun with great interest, and when they arrived at the cross street outside Donghua Gate, they saw two gangs of people fighting in groups.

The nose and face on both sides were bruised and swollen, the head was broken and bleeding, and the sergeant of the inspection department on the side was shouting to stop, but no one listened.

A group of people are past the liberation test and are in high spirits; The other group of people are famous in the mountains, and they have to wait for the next subject to come back, and they hold a mouthful of old blood in their chests, and no one buys it.

The people of the inspection department have drawn knives and threatened, but they are useless. Seeing that they were gradually losing their minds, they were getting more and more ruthless, and they couldn't do it in a hurry.

"Shen An is here."

Someone shouted, and then something strange happened.

"They didn't even fight?"

Both groups stopped, looking around in unison.

"I've seen the edict."

A group of people bowed.

The other group of people is cold-eyed.

"The method of the sea of questions makes reading a philistine's business, and this person is the initiator."

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The first one is sent and asks for a monthly pass.