Chapter 138: I think it's good to be a fool
"I'm sorry!" Lege couldn't help but scold.
Seeing that Confucius was serious, Le Ge didn't want to be angry with him. Furthermore! Confucius's evaluation of him is also pertinent. His image is probably like this: a rotten wall.
"I'm just a fool! Everyone thinks I'm a fool, how do you make me change my image? I tried! Le Ge softened his tone and said.
"Did you try? How hard are you trying? Did you try? Confucius asked.
"Why didn't I make an effort? When I leave the mountain village, I want to change my image! Can me? Am I not? I? Remembering the first time he met Confucius, Le Ge was both angry and amused.
It's true! He didn't want that! Outcome! But that's it.
"Where have you changed? You haven't changed at all! You? Confucius said with a serious face.
"yes? Where have you changed? The Qi official clan was also helping on the side.
"Me? Am I not? I? "I don't know what to say?
"What was your image when you came to my house?" Qi Guanshi said bluntly: "I remember the day you came! Dirty clothes! And mud! Isn't it? When you go out, it's understandable that your clothes are dirty. But you? Can't it be that dirty? ”
"It was not convenient to do laundry on the way when you were away from home. But! Do you want to rest, too? When it was time to rest, change out of the clothes and wash them, and wait until the clothes were cool and dry before leaving. Isn't it? Min Shigong said on the side.
"Mr. Min! You don't know! When he came to my house that day, he was dirty and had fresh mud on it! I couldn't help myself and hugged him. Outcome! Got my clothes dirty! ......" Qi Guan reported to Min Shigong.
"Am I not? I? ”
Lege looked at Confucius anxiously and said, "Didn't I that day?" I've been looking for you for days, but I haven't found it! I inquired about Confucius, but no one knew who Confucius was? I asked Conciula again, and no one knew. Am I not? Think Kong Qiu coaxed us? His home is not in Qufu?
Isn't it? I just looked around Qufu City. Isn't it? Found him by the creek? He was practicing qi-holding in the river, and I thought someone had committed suicide, so I ran over with concern. Outcome! It's him! ”
Le Ge said, pointing at Confucius with his finger.
Then he continued: "I'm going to go down to the river to save people!" Outcome! Brother-in-law, he came out of the river! ”
Le Ge looked at Qi Guan's and continued: "When I saw that it was my brother-in-law, I was very excited for a while, so I ran down the river embankment. Outcome! If you're not careful, you'll slip into the sludge! Isn't it? Got mud on your clothes? ”
"Oh? So that's what happened? Qi Guanshi responded.
Regarding the matter of Lege falling down the embankment, Confucius had already told the Qi Guan.
"Where do I not want to change my image? Am I not? I? Le Ge said aggrievedly: "Where do I want to do that? Outcome? It's got fresh mud on your body! My wonderful image! Fools again! Isn't it? Nothing but fresh mud on me? Are your clothes dirty? Does it smell of sweat? Isn't it? ”
Confucius looked at Min Shigong and explained, "The embankment on our side is very slippery. As soon as it rains, the mud on the embankment is particularly slippery. If you are not careful when you walk on it, you will fall. ”
"Oh?" Min Shigong nodded.
"I originally wanted to be a new person and change my image! But? You all treat me like a fool, what can I do? I? If you treat me like a fool, then I'm a fool! ”
"You?" Confucius wanted to accuse, but after thinking about it, forget it.
"What's so bad about being a fool? It's not illegal to be a fool and kill someone! Lege said.
"Who says murder isn't a crime?" Min Shigong asked.
"Who says murder isn't a crime?" Confucius also asked.
"This?" Lege couldn't answer for a while.
He doesn't know either? Is it illegal for a fool to commit murder in this era?
Anyway! In the era before he crossed over, it was not necessary for a fool to kill someone. Deal! Families lose money. If a fool has no family, he doesn't need to lose money.
"Murder pays for life, and fools are no exception! And also! If you kill someone, your family will also be punished! What do you think? The wolf sister said on the side.
"Anyway! I think it's good to be a fool! Le Ge muttered.
"You! Then you can be a fool! When you go out on the street, everyone calls you a fool and makes fun of you! When you come, others call you a fool. You're gone, and people point to your back and call you a fool! What do you think is good! Really? Confucius asked.
"You think your image is good?" Lege asked rhetorically.
"I know what my image is!" Confucius said.
"And what are you?" Lege asked Confucius rhetorically.
"What image am I?" Confucius paused and said, "This is my image!" I want to be a person who abides by the rules of etiquette, try to do things according to the rules of the Zhou ceremony, and everything must obey the laws of the Great Zhou. ”
Confucius said, looking at Min Shigong.
Min Shigong saw Confucius come and nodded towards Confucius.
Both of them have the same outlook on life, so! It's tacit.
"Can I tell me about your impression of me? I have a very bad impression on you, you are a fool! Isn't it? What about you? What impression do you make on me? Le Ge asked.
Seeing that Confucius and Min Shigong were very tacitly compatible, Le Ge was angry in his heart.
It's true! You two smell the same thing!
"What impression do I give you?" Confucius asked.
In fact! Confucius knew in his heart that his image was very bad in Lege.
And then! Look at Min Shigong.
Min Shigong nodded and looked at Lege. He was eager to hear what Lege said about Confucius.
He and Confucius are people on the same front, and what Le Ge says about Confucius, he is probably the same kind of person and such an image.
"You two! It's all a raccoon dog! It's all nerds! I'm a fool! You are nerds! Your image is no better than mine! Le Ge said very politely.
He was not taboo at all, and directly tied Confucius and Min Shigong together, and said together.
"You?" The wolf girl's hand reached out again and twisted Lege's ear.
Le Ge grabbed the wolf sister's hand, dragged it into his arms, and directly dragged the wolf sister into his arms. It doesn't matter if the wolf sister resists or not, or whatever, she just ignores it.
Then he said, "You two! Won't be flexible! Stick to dogma! What is the image? You guys? For example! Mr. Min! Do you have an image? Did you forget? What was your image when you were beaten? You're out in disgrace! Bearded shopkeeper! He doesn't know how to laugh at you behind his back?
The guys in the inn don't know how to laugh at you behind your back? And also! This matter has spread, and people who know the situation still don't know how to laugh at you?
You? You guys? Do you two still think you're in good shape?
Kongqiu! My brother-in-law! I won't talk about you! Think for yourself? Are you ashamed of how much you have lost? I don't know what happened before! Let's just talk about the fact that you went to the Ji family to dine that year? Isn't it embarrassing that you were stopped outside the door of the Ji Mansion by Yang Hu, a retainer of the Ji family?
And also! Your brother Meng Pi, he's a cripple! Being teased, being teased in front of you, isn't it? Don't you feel ashamed? And also! Many, many things, don't you feel ashamed? Isn't it? You say! The two of you? Is there less shame? ……”
"Lege!" Seeing that Confucius's expression had changed greatly, Qi Guanshi was afraid that the two would quarrel and fight, so he hurriedly shouted.
I saw Confucius shake his head and smile bitterly, and said, "We are each other!" There are a lot of things that you are ashamed of! ”
"Hehehe!" Min Shigong was angry at first, and his face couldn't hold back. It can be seen that Confucius was not angry, and he reined in. Looking at the music song, he laughed with him.
"It's okay if I did something shameful! Because! Everyone knows I'm stupid! Hey, hey, hey! ......" Le Ge said, and he couldn't help but laugh.
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