The imperial historians of the Ming Dynasty, in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, were a group of low-level people who were detached from the question, a group of noble people.

A group of people who specialize in spraying people for life's fun - put aside the posterity, this is the high-V big troll.

And unlike the uneducated trolls in later generations, these professional trolls known as the imperial history not only sprayed, but also sprayed with reason and evidence, and everyone dared to spray.

Spray the emperor, spray hundreds of officials, as long as they don't look good, there is nothing that they don't spray.

And it's still a legal spray, not like the trolls of later generations, and if you spray it hard, you'll probably get yourself into trouble.

Fortunately, he was not afraid of them, Emperor Chongzhen thought.

Because of Emperor Chongzhen's consistent tough style after he ascended the throne, coupled with the fact that he moved out of the ancestral system and brocade guards at every turn to scare people, the imperial historians have not been sprayed to their heart's content for a long time.

After all, Emperor Chongzhen is not like other emperors, if there is something to do, spray a few words, and if you spray it, it will be over, and no one will take it seriously.

This emperor is a more real, unclear spray, especially the kind of spraying method similar to a black cauldron, which will anger this master.

The consequences are terrifying - the one surnamed Zhang in front of him was killed in His Highness Jin Luan, but it hasn't been a few years since then.

But the first month of Chongzhen's fifth year has not yet passed, and the professional trolls of the Ming Dynasty have found a reason to spray the emperor.

It is said that the son of a thousand sons does not sit in the hall, and your old man can leave the palace at every turn, and we usually endure it.

But can the situation be the same now?

Look, under the snow, according to your old man's newly formulated weights and measures, it must be a meter thick, right? If the road is slippery, you can't stand firm, okay?

In this case, your old man still goes out to wave, is it not appropriate to take your own life seriously or to take the Ming Dynasty's Jiangshan Sheji seriously?

didn't say it, this has to be sprayed, and Emperor Chongzhen must be made to realize his mistake, otherwise this guy is always so risky and too scary.

Hong Chengchou also fell unlucky.

Why does it snow?

The capital, the first good place, it has snowed so much, someone has to carry this pot.

After looking left and right, the imperial historians were happy.

Hong Chengchou himself is a person with no background, and he relied on Emperor Chongzhen's temporary favor to get a secretary of the Ministry of Railways, plus there are more people who die in repairing the railway, who is he spraying?

Therefore, after the adults of the imperial history carefully studied, they found that the heavy snow in the capital was because Hong Chengchou and Hong Shangshu took the lives of the barbarians seriously, and there were too many dead, so the heavy snow fell from the sky to warn.

Hong Chengchou said that he was really a dog, what did he die?

Yidi, Yidi, half-human, Di, dog and horse - in short, Yidi and half-orcs can be equated.

It's half-orcs who die, and it's not the people of the Ming Dynasty, and not even the goods that his mother's Liaoxi got back are dead, why are you so excited?

Hong Chengchou, who is also a scholar, thinks why can you spray, but Lao Tzu can't spray?

Hong Chengchou, who was unhappy in his heart, simply went back - the adults of the imperial history have mercy on Yidi and do not sympathize with the people of the Ming Dynasty, and their hearts can be punished!

Hong Chengchou was so stunned that he directly stunned the imperial historians.

Originally, this was also because of the heavy snow in the capital, so just find a guy to take the blame first, and it won't really be good.

We impeached you, and we brought you back directly like this?

Hong Chengchou said that Lao Tzu didn't want to carry any pot, unless it was a pot thrown over by His Majesty and his old man, and Ben Shangshu had to carry it, and no one else could do it, but he was not used to your stinky problems.

Emperor Chongzhen sat under the dragon chair and watched Hong Chengchou and the imperial doctors tear apart, and he ordered Wang Chengchou to prepare peanut and melon seed mineral water.

Thanks to the blessing of the crossing, Emperor Chongzhen, who smoked the old gun in his previous life, is not interested in that thing at all.

It wasn't until Hong Chengchou quarreled with the imperial historians and was about to reason with the imperial historians with his fists that Emperor Chongzhen came out to stop it.

After all, no matter how Hong Chengchou is a scholar, he has also led soldiers, and he has been on the ruthless territory of the old Qin people for a long time, and he will inevitably be contaminated with a trace of life and death.

Then Emperor Chongzhen unsurprisingly pulled up the bias - there is a reason for this snowfall.

The warning from heaven is true, it's not that there is such a snow when you are idle and have nothing to do, so that Daming is happy.

But the reason for the warning from heaven is different from what everyone thinks.

It's not because there are too many dead barbarians, but because the railway is being repaired too slowly, so God is unhappy, so it snows so much, urging Hong Chengchou to finish the railway as soon as possible.

As for the problem of saying that the barbarians died too much, that was not really a problem.

Heaven and earth are not kind, and all things are used as dogs, and God will not care about the small problem of how many barbarians have died.

If any of the Imperial Doctors doesn't believe him, I can send him to heaven and ask him?

Facing the knife raised by Emperor Chongzhen, the imperial historians said that we believed it, and your old man said that it was because the railway was built slowly, that is, because the railway was built slowly.

As for the dead barbarians, they don't have their own relatives anyway, so if they die, they will die, and it's a big deal to catch them again.

Then Guo Yunhou quit.

It's not a question of how many barbarians die, the question is that after the barbarians die, they always have to buy it with silver, right?

This is a big problem - the silver is all withdrawn from the treasury, and it is all the people's fat and people's anointing, and Hong Shangshu can't be killed by such a disaster.

Hong Chengchou agreed with Guo Shangshu's accusation, his supervision of the construction site was not in place, those dwarf supervisors did not take it lightly, and the terrain of the Ming Dynasty was so complicated, so there were too many deaths for these barbarians.

However, Guo Shangshu can rest assured that the Ministry of Railways will pay attention to it in the future, and try to kill as few barbarians as possible, so as to save some silver for the treasury.

Guo Yunhou recognized Hong Chengchou's attitude very much, saying that as long as the barbarian's death was not so outrageous, then it was still acceptable.

Of course, if it really doesn't work, it must be His Majesty's instructions - the progress of the railway construction is the first.

Emperor Chongzhen said that everything in Chongzhen's four years was very good, except for more than 60 states and counties that were unlucky because of the turn of the earth dragon, the rest were not bad, and even Jiannu was scared to death.

And Chongzhen's five-year start is not so happy. This heavy snow has given Daming enough warning - no matter what kind of situation is encountered in the future, the people of Daming will always come first, and the lives and property of the people of Daming must be ensured, as for the rest, it doesn't matter.

In short, the emergency bill that has been formulated before must be thoroughly implemented, and any official who dares to take this matter as a child's play, I will treat his head as a child's play.

As for the small matter of the railway, the quality and progress must be grasped with both hands, and both hands must be hard, as for the death of some barbarians, just like Hong Aiqing said, half-orcs, it doesn't matter very much.

The convening of the first plenary meeting of the five years of Chongzhen was very successful.

The imperial historians were too addicted to spraying people, Hong Chengchou was also scared, and then there was no, Guo Yunhou also expressed his opinion, and even Emperor Chongzhen pretended to be perfect.

Only Wen Tiren and other cabinet members, plus Zhang Weixian and other bigwigs of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies are full of pain.

We can understand your desire to pretend to be coercive, and we will defend your right to pretend to the death - but before that, can we pretend too?

Of course, there are always some problems that arise when there are too many pretends, that is, the legendary pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning.

After the snowstorm in the capital passed, the time slowly arrived at the beginning of spring, and the guys who tasted the sweetness of the Ming Dynasty ran to Nuergandusi again and started a new round of human head and slave harvesting operations.

Even some businessmen who don't want to make money have begun to wonder if they should go to Nuergandusi to see the market.

Then, the time slowly came to April of the fifth year of Chongzhen.

If you talk about it, there is nothing strange about April, it's just a normal month.

But in April of Chongzhen's fifth year, he was really different from ordinary April.

More than 1,000 people in Hongyi built the city of Penghu, at the end of the month, Ding Youye, Jiangning earthquake, Sichuan earthquake.

Nanzhili is not without earthquakes, after all, the Yangzhou earthquake has affected Jiangning in the third year of the Apocalypse, and the earthquake in the fourth year of Chongzhen, Nanzhili's Wuwei Prefecture has been unlucky, and Jiangning is also tremor.

I never thought that it had only been a long time since the earthquake had passed, and Jiangnan himself was shaken once: "Jiangning Mansion is a big earthquake, the water is tumbling, the houses are falling over the walls, and the people are all right." ”

It's the same in Sichuan, how long has it been since Songpan Weidi Town, and then there has been such a show.

Then Emperor Chongzhen felt that this must be God who had discovered that something was wrong and took this opportunity to remind himself.

It is estimated that it has something to do with Hongyi's construction of a city in Penghu - how can Zhongsheng Shenzhou be touched by barbarians?

Then Emperor Chongzhen expressed his dissatisfaction - I don't want to see anyone in the Ming Sea Frontier dare not listen to the words of the Ming Dynasty, and I don't want to see any barbarians occupy my land for any reason.

Although China is big, not an inch of land is superfluous!

Then Zheng Zhilong, who was transporting people to Xinming Island, was urgently stopped, and after sending off the last person, he told the scum represented by Zhu Yujian and Zhu Changhao a message.

Da Ming is going to kill Xiyi on the side of Da Liuqiu first, and there is no time to transport people for you, so overcome the difficulties first.

After returning to Daming, Zheng Zhilong gathered the generals under his command, and by the way, the pirates who had a good relationship and had already been recruited were also summoned.

Zheng Zhilong said that those Western orcs dared to build a city in Penghu, that is, they didn't take our Ming masters in their eyes, and they couldn't bear it.

Then Li Qizi looked at Zheng Zhilong's eyes and felt a little wrong - when did the old lady become a gentleman?

No matter what Li Qizi thinks of Zheng Zhilong, how unhappy he is with Zheng Zhilong's, it is certain that he will kill those red-haired people who occupy Penghu.

It just so happens that if all the 1,000 or so Hongmaoyi people are caught alive, it is estimated that they can be sold for 10,000 taels of silver.

No matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are also meat!

In the spirit of thieves not going empty, the regular army of the Ming Dynasty and the supernumerary pirates were given this matter, and planned to choose an auspicious day for the zodiac to kill those red-haired people.

But the back and forth time dragged on until August.

The southern foot of the second mountain of the Huangshan Temple in the Changping Tianshou Mountain Mausoleum, which is subordinate to the capital, ushered in the heavy rain in August after the heavy rain in May, and then the treasure top of the Qingling Tomb was washed away.

If it is said that other imperial tombs on the side of Tianshou Mountain have suffered disasters, it will be counted, but it is Qingling, the mausoleum of Emperor Chongzhen's cheap father.

Qingling was originally a mausoleum built by Emperor Zhu Qiyu of Jingtai Emperor of Daizong - after the change of civil engineering, Yingzong was captured, and Zhu Qiyu was established as the emperor after the prison, and the year name Jingtai.

In the eighth year of Jingtai, Zhu Qiyu suffered from a serious illness, and Wuqing Marquis Shiheng and others took the opportunity to launch a change to seize the door, put Emperor Jingtai under house arrest in the west, and re-established Yingzong as emperor. Soon after, Emperor Jingtai died of grief.

Yingzong abolished Zhu Qiyu as the king, and at the same time abandoned the mausoleum where Emperor Jingtai had begun construction in Tianshou Mountain, and buried Emperor Jingtai in Xishan according to the specifications of the prince, not according to the emperor's specifications.

Who knew that Guangzong Zhu Changluo died suddenly (he only served as the emperor for 29 days), coupled with the emptiness of the national power, Shenzong had not yet been buried, and he had no time to build a mausoleum for himself.

Therefore, when the mausoleum was built, it was too late to choose Jiyang and Bu Shou Mausoleum, so it had to adopt the Shouling Mausoleum site of Emperor Jingtai and rebuild the mausoleum of Zhu Qiyu of the Ming Dynasty, which had been abandoned for more than 160 years.

Then when Chongzhen was five years old, the treasure top was destroyed by the rain.

This matter is directly happy, someone has to come out to carry this pot, not only the imperial history, but the entire Ming Dynasty needs someone to come out to carry this pot, including Emperor Chongzhen - this pot is too big, Emperor Chongzhen said that he can't carry it.

Just in time for Gao Hongtu, the right waiter of the Ministry of Industry, to jump out to do things - Gao Shilang felt that the factory guards of the Ming Dynasty were too rampant and asked Emperor Chongzhen to take care of it.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was worried about not knowing who to throw this pot to, saw that someone jumped out and connected Yao Siren, who was involved in the construction of Qingling, and cut off his head together.

The officials of the Ming Dynasty will definitely be wronged if they are beheaded one by one, but if they are cut one by one, I don't know how many will slip through the net.

Especially the officials of the Ministry of Industry, which one is clean under the buttocks?

It's like Gao Hongtu, why would Emperor Chongzhen be asked to take charge of the factory guards? Isn't it because of the existence of the factory guard that he doesn't dare to come boldly when he collects those white flowers?

Replaced by the original Emperor Chongzhen, probably these two people were also dismissed from their posts - in the case of the Zhongzheng Ying Dynasty at that time, I don't know how many people jumped out to intercede for the two.

And Emperor Chongzhen, who had just restarted the factory guard at that time, did not have the strength to scold these righteous gentlemen, and in desperation, he dismissed the official.

But the current traverser, Emperor Chongzhen, is different.

All are in the ascendancy? Look at how many of the court's scolding traitors in Shilin call them eunuchs?

It's not a matter of minutes to kill anyone?

So Yao Siren and Gao Hongtu, the two unlucky guys, carried the pot together, and then were taken to the entrance of the vegetable market for a walk.

Yao Siren, I'm going to die.