Chapter 359: Liu Chun's 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers
Liu Chun talked so much, looked up and saw Mu Chun, and immediately shouted: "Xiping Hou, the big guy is finally here, set up a banquet, kill 10 sheep first!" 20 dogs, prepare 100 jars of good wine! ”
His voice was loud, as if he had ordered food at a restaurant, Mu Chun's face was not only black, he was going crazy. This guy also treats himself too much as an outsider, you have a bad idea to hurt me, let me carry the black pot, and eat me and drink me...... Lao Tzu is your son?
Feng Cheng saw that Mu Chun was annoyed, he hurriedly slapped Mu Chun twice, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's fun to have friends from afar!" Would you like to prepare some more song and dance music? ”
Liu Chun waved his hand, "Don't play with the big guys, go back and contact the firm, isn't the tax reduced?" Let's implement it in advance, let everyone buy something to go back first, the business route has been affected in the past two months, and the big guy's life is not easy! Remember, you must be good and cheap, and you are not allowed to cheat people! ”
Liu Chun commanded, Feng Cheng hurriedly agreed, but after walking out a few steps, he couldn't cry or laugh again, when it comes to seniority, he is Liu Chun's uncle, and when it comes to official positions, he is now the governor, and the whole of Yunnan, except for Mu Chun, counts him, even a little higher than Tang Zhao. Liu Chun is a postman, and at most he is a scribe of the Qincha.
He also has the face to command himself, isn't this messing up the upper and lower levels?
What's even more annoying is that I actually agreed, Lao Feng, Lao Feng, what are you thinking in your head?
Feng Cheng felt hopeless...... Not only did he prepare, but he also picked the fattest sheep and the best dog, and boiled them in a big pot, and Liu Chun smiled and talked to the toast heads.
He didn't know when he had a small notebook in his hand, and when he chatted with these people, he would write down some things casually...... For example, so-and-so toast lacks food, so-and-so cottage has no medicinal materials, and some toasts, for the sake of turf conflicts, there are even people who rob each other's women, and the two sides are fighting happily......
Overall, it's a bunch of trivial things.
But Liu Chun recorded patiently as much as he could, and it didn't take long for him to memorize several pages.
He casually called Tang Zhao over, and there were some conflicts and contradictions, so he simply resolved them at the wine table.
"Let's have a drink first! If you can't forget the hatred, drink the second cup, the third cup ......" Liu Chun smiled: "There is a saying that the only way to solve worries is Du Kang!" This wine is a good thing! Not only can you dispel your sorrows, but you can also open your heart, from today onwards, all the Tusi tribes who are willing to cooperate, the big guys are partners who make money together, brothers! It must be indecent to conflict over small things, and if there is a big thing, discuss and solve it. I believe that there is nothing in this world that money cannot solve, and if there is, there is not enough money! ”
"I have enough sincerity and the opportunity to make a fortune, and I believe that our cooperation will be very pleasant! Note that this is cooperation, not to bully you with the respect of the court, in business, we are the same. If you have any requests, just put them forward, and if they are reasonable, they will definitely be adopted......"
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Mu Chun and the others watched from the side, only stunned!
Yoo Chun was completely surrounded by the leaders, and the big guys rushed to talk to Yoo Chun...... And Liu Chun's reaction is also extremely fast, and a few words can make the big guy suddenly brighter.
At first, there were many people who looked down on Liu Chun and thought he was too young, but when a meal of wine was drunk, the big guys hooked up and became friends.
Liu Chun's small notebook is almost full.
"Don't worry, big guy, you send a letter to the family first, and then if there is anything, continue to discuss, I am open and honest, welcome to advise."
The toasts thanked them and dispersed.
The dignified Xiping Hou Muchun has completely become the background, and there is no one to take care of him.
"Ridiculous, shameless! It's too much of a deception! ”
Mu Chun scolded bitterly, this time even Feng Cheng couldn't persuade him.
If Liu Chun continues to toss like this, who else will Yunnan listen to? He, the Marquis of Xiping, simply gave it to Liu Chun!
"Uncle, for the sake of your face, you have violated the above meaning, and now Liu Chun is taking the lead and deceiving people too much! If he can do it, don't blame me for being ruthless! I'm going to have to clean him up! ”
Feng Cheng grinned, "That...... You see, this mining and river repair, except for Liu Chun, no one can! What's more, there is also a Qincha Zhao, you better bear with it! ”
"Bear with it!" Mu Chun burst into foul language, "Liu Chun has also said a lot of these things, and I know the general strategy." As for Zhao Mian! Mu Chun snorted, to be honest, he really didn't pay attention to it!
Mu Chun's father is Lao Zhu's godson Mu Ying, an authentic nobleman, and they left Beijing very early, at that time, the situation of civil officials was much worse than now, what is the official book! If you want to scare me, go dream!
Mu Chun definitely didn't want to let go of Liu Chun, Feng Cheng was so embarrassed that he was so anxious to turn back and forth.
"You don't care about Liu Chun, you don't care about Zhao Mian, but you can't care less about Tang Zhao, right?"
Now I'm on the point!
Tang Zhao is a generation older than Mu Chun, brave and invincible, not to mention, in the first few years, Tang Zhao also taught Mu Chun archery, which is half of his teacher.
Even when Mu Ying was alive, he respected Tang Zhao very much, especially behind Tang Zhao, he still believed in Tang He. Mu Chunke heard his father say that His Majesty's most trusted thing is Tang and ......
"What's going on with that Tang Zhao? Uncle, did you introduce you to Liu Chun? Why is he so well-behaved and willing to listen to Liu Chun's drive? ”
What can Feng Cheng say! could only say pitifully: "Tang Zhao is a general in central Yunnan, really don't mess around." ”
Mu Chun also came up, "Uncle, don't persuade me!" My father worked hard to build the foundation and hereditarily guarded Yunnan. I can't watch the nest being snatched away by Yoo Chun! I'm not done with him! ”
Feng Cheng didn't persuade him, Mu Chun made up his mind.
Five days later...... When Tang Zhao arrived at Liu Chun's camp, he shook his head, "Just now Mu Chun called me and said that he was going to put down the rebellion." ”
Tang Zhao snorted angrily: "What do I think, this grandson is not well-intentioned!" Obviously, the battle is not big, just send a small group of men and horses to attack, why do you still let me go? And he specially instructed that all the men and horses you trained should be taken away, including firearms, and nothing should be left! ”
Tang Zhao, like his father, shows rudeness, but he actually knows a lot in his heart.
"I see, Mu Chun wants to move you! He broke me apart and left you alone so that he could clean you up as he pleased! Tang Zhao snorted, "He's delusional!" I'll tell him now, Lao Tzu is sick, I won't go anywhere, I'll stay with you!" I'll see what he can do! ”
Liu Chun laughed, "Old Tang, I know your intentions, and Mu Chun's plans can't be hidden from my eyes." But don't worry, just go and quell the rebellion, I give Mu Chun two dares, and he won't dare to touch me. ”
Tang Zhao took a breath, "Liu Chun, do you have something good to save your life?" ”
Liu Chun chuckled, "That's right, I have 100,000 heavenly soldiers in my hands!" ”
Tang Zhao was immediately stunned, he believed everything Liu Chun said, but only said 100,000 heavenly soldiers, could it be that Liu Chun was really a god? That's, isn't it?
My old soup still has brains, although I read a little less, but you can't lie to me!
But the question is, what is the benefit of cheating Lao Tang?
I'm leaving, you yourself, relying on dozens of guards, can you fight Mu Chun?
Could it be that Liu Chun was afraid of affecting himself, so he let himself go first, and then deal with Mu Chun alone?
If that's the case, then Liu Chun is too interesting!
You talk about righteousness, and I can't help but talk about it.
Tang Zhao held back for a long time, and really came up with an idea.
He first pretended to lead the troops away, then came back in a circle, and waited thirty miles away. If there is a disturbance here, he will return to the division immediately, and if it is okay, then it is not too late to go to quell the rebellion......
Tang Zhao really gambled right, just two days after he left, Mu Chun couldn't wait to settle accounts with Liu Chun.
"This bastard, he has no conscience!"
Tang Zhao scolded and urged his subordinates, so he rushed back, but before he had gone far, the brother in charge of listening came.
"My lord! There really are people and horses! Someone has gone to help Lord Liu! ”
Tang Zhao was shocked, "What? Could it be that Feng Cheng's conscience found out? That's not right! When did he become so bold? ”
"No, it's not Feng Dudu!"
Tang Zhao was even more confused, there were no other soldiers and horses around here, except for himself, they were all Mu Chun's subordinates, could they really be the legendary heavenly soldiers and generals?
Oh my God!
Liu Chun, this kid is too powerful, right?
"Tell me what's going on?" Tang Zhao asked madly.
The subordinates gasped, and finally told Tang Zhao that it turned out to be Tusi's men and horses, and they arrived at the barracks in batches, and what they saw were as many as three batches, adding up to thousands of people!
"Toast? How could these barbarians help Liu Chun? ”
Tang Zhao was simply dumbfounded!
Although Liu Chun had a good conversation with the toast heads, these people would not send troops?
What the hell is going on?
Tang Zhao's head was completely insufficient.
"Grandma's, go back right away! I want to see what tricks Yoo Chun can conjure? ”
Old Tang hurried back.
At this moment, Liu Chun, accompanied by two apprentices, crossed Erlang's legs and chatted with Mu Chun.
"Xipinghou, there is ancient tree spring tea, all of which are the best millitops, after seven hundred and forty-nine days of fermentation...... It's smooth, supple and delicious! Do you want a product? ”
"Yoo Chun!" Mu Chun gritted his teeth, "Tell me, what's going on?" How do you collude with the toast people? Do you want to rebel? ”
Liu Chun smiled and waved his hand, "Don't be so angry, if I don't find a few people to help, you won't throw me into the ravine!" Liu Chun smiled contemptuously, "Xiping Hou, to be honest, I have long been guarding against you!" You can't be without a conscience! Do you want to unload the mill and kill the donkey? It's a pity that I'm not a stupid donkey, so I'm not that easy to kill! ”
Of course you're not a stupid donkey, you're more cunning than a fox!
Mu Chun gritted his teeth, "I'll just ask you a word, how can the people of Toast listen to you?" ”
Liu Chun was dumbfounded, "Xiping Hou...... When I talk to Toast about business, what they are most afraid of is that we will turn our faces ruthlessly and trap them. So I said to them, "You can each send some men and horses to come and act as overseers, and no one will dare to be a scoundrel when there are soldiers and horses." No, they're just sending men! ”
"It's as simple as that?" Mu Chun asked.
"That's right, that's it!"
"Then, they shouldn't listen to you, you're just a post, you should go to my account!"
Liu Chun shrugged, "I don't want to, who made them all believe me!" If Master Hou can take people away, I don't have anything to say. ”
"Really?"
"Naturally it's true, I'm different from Master Hou, my words count."
Mu Chun didn't care about bickering, and hurriedly ran outside, Zhu Gaosui was the most curious, and followed Mu Chun out, and after a quarter of an hour, he covered his stomach with a smile and stumbled in from outside.
"No, it really doesn't work!"
Zhu Gaoxu kicked the third brother, "Don't laugh, say it quickly, what's going on?" ”
Zhu Gaosui grinned and said, "Master, second brother, Mu Chun went out, and he didn't believe the soldiers and horses of Tusi." He was in a hurry, so he said that cutting off the trade route was a bad idea that the master came up with, and guess what the toast said? ”
Zhu Gaoxu didn't guess the riddle, and directly raised his fist and said: "Say it quickly!" ”
Zhu Gaosui had no choice but to say: "Tusi said that Lord Liu is a righteous man and a gentleman, and he is the most upright and good person in the world!" Xipinghou is mad, they will never believe Xipinghou's nonsense again! ”
Zhu Gaosui rolled on the ground with laughter, barely struggled to get up, and said with a smile: "Did you hear the point?" They say Master is the most upright person! It's the best joke I've ever heard! ”
Zhu Gaoxu snorted and said with a straight face: "I think what they said is very reasonable." ”
Liu Chun also smiled and bowed his head, "Although I have done better than most people as a teacher, I still have to go one step further as a teacher!" ”