Chapter 587: Greasy
"Little raccoon?"
Emperor Jing chewed the thing that Tsundere Lori stuffed into his mouth, nodded and said, "It tastes good, it's just that the name is too strange ------." ”
"Little raccoon, it's very good."
Tsundere Lori took out a small notebook from the treasure bag, turned a few pages, showed a pattern on it to Emperor Jing, and said, "Mr. said this is a little raccoon, cute, right?" ”
Emperor Jing pinched her face and said, "It's still our Shouning that is the cutest." ”
Tsundere Lori rolled her eyes and said, "Father, Shou Ning also wants to go to the Hibiscus Garden at night, the father and mother are gone, and Shou Ning is so bored in the palace alone." ”
Emperor Jing touched her head and said, "Go, everyone will go at night." ”
"Thank you, Father!" Tsundere Lori took out another fresh pear from the treasure bag and put it on the table, and then ran out quickly.
Emperor Jing picked up the pear, his nails were a little hard, and the juice overflowed, although he was the emperor, he had seen countless curiosities, but it was not until a few days ago that he saw such a tender pear in winter.
Chang De stood behind and said: "Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said that eating pears is good for your body, so the old slave asked people to go out of the palace and bring a message to Uncle Li County, and asked him to send a few fresh pears into the palace every day, and the poor catering bureau cooked them for you to eat." ”
Emperor Jing didn't answer, he looked at the pears in his hand over and over again, and said: "How can he understand everything, even if it is against the sky, he can do it, I don't believe that anyone can be born to know, and I don't believe that many powerful people in my Jingguo stand in line at the door of his house every winter, waiting for him to pick up ......."
"All the evidence shows that a year and a half ago, Li Xianbo was just a poor talent in Lijia Village, although he was a child of the Li family, but in the past 20 years, he has behaved mediocre, at most he is a young and intelligent person, until he ...... last June."
Changde said in a low voice, "Until June last year, he was taken captive to Liuye Village, and his current lady worshiped the church to marry, just like a complete change of person, first used a rock sugar gourd to cure Princess Ning's stubborn illness, and then offered heavenly punishment and horseshoes such as divine objects, poetry is prosperous, worthy of the title of the first genius of Jingguo, erudition and strength to beat the great Wenzong of Qi State, understand the art of war, and ...... medical skills"
Chang De kept telling Li Yi all kinds of deeds in the past year and a half, even if he was a grandmaster, he couldn't help but feel a little out of breath.
"According to what the village said, since Li Xianbo suffered from hysteria, he suddenly seemed to be a different person, could it be that all of this is because of hysteria?"
"So, it's a good thing that this has hysteria?" Emperor Jing paused, and then asked, "What about Liuye Village?" ”
"I've checked it." Changde nodded and said: "Before Emperor Gaozu created Jingguo, Liuyezhai was once a bandit's nest, after Gaozu founded the country, in order to calm the people, he sent troops to encircle and suppress bandits everywhere. ”
"It's just that the Liu family has always enjoyed a reputation in the martial arts, and a person will be born every few decades, and it will stir up a lot of wind and rain in the martial arts, and Li Yi's lady is a hidden grandmaster master......"
"That grandmaster, is it really that powerful?" A hint of suspicion appeared on Emperor Jing's face and asked.
Chang De nodded and said: "Your Majesty doesn't know, the so-called grandmaster is the honorific title of the martial arts people for the people who have achieved martial arts, and its strength is extremely strong, coming and going without a trace, even if it is the imperial court, it is extremely troublesome to provoke the last one." ”
For martial arts, grandmasters, etc., Emperor Jing just asked casually, and the next moment he changed the topic and said: "I will draft the decree in a while, and do what the veterans say." ”
Changde nodded, knowing that His Majesty was sympathetic to several veterans, and although it was appropriate for them to handle the matter of military rations, the most suitable thing was to be handled directly by the imperial court.
He looked up at Emperor Jing and said, "There are still a few hours before the dinner, Your Majesty should go and rest first." ”
His Majesty's illness this time was not short, and he was almost sick for this winter.
It wasn't until the weather warmed up in the past two days that the body began to recover gradually, but it was not too tired, and it was necessary to recuperate enough to participate in the dinner in the Hibiscus Garden.
Emperor Jing waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I feel much better today, and there have been a lot of government affairs these days, so let's pick a few important pieces and send them over." ”
Chang De's face showed a look of helplessness, but he could only whisper: "The old slave obeys the order......"
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"What, send a basket of pears into the palace every day?" Li Yi looked at the two eunuchs standing in the courtyard and forcibly resisted the urge to kick them out.
Tsundere Lori comes to eat a few from time to time, and it's acceptable, the old emperor is going to kill them all, a basket of pears a day, and he doesn't have to eat them for two days.
"Up to two!" Li Yi looked at them and said coldly.
"Uncle Li County, two, this, this slave goes back, he can't pay the errand!" A eunuch had a look of embarrassment on his face and said, "Five, how about five?" ”
From one basket to five so quickly, these two idiots obviously won't bargain, Li Yi glanced at them, "Two!" ”
"Take a step back, four, how about four?"
"Two and a half! Couldn't have been more! ”
"This, this is what His Majesty wants, half is too ......"
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The final number of transactions is three, Li Yi always feels that the initial edict should not be a basket, it is impossible for the old emperor to be shameless to that extent, this kind of thing can always be done, the attitude just now should be a little tougher, otherwise you can save half of it.
Soon sent away two eunuchs, the blind guy, just now was combing Ruyi's hair, going to Furong Garden to participate in the invitation banquet in the evening, the participating officials and dignitaries will also bring their families, women, of course, headed by the queen mother, this kind of super large party, can not be held twice a year.
Although I am not very interested in this kind of banquet, I can't refuse, who dares not to give the old emperor's face?
"When did Xianggong learn to comb his hair?" Ruyi sat in front of the dresser, looked at the shadow in the bronze mirror and asked.
"A few days ago, I practiced with a small ring." Li Yi said casually.
Therefore, combing hair depends on talent, and it has nothing to do with gender, in this matter, he can completely crush Miss Liu Er.
"Next time, let's call Xiaohuan over next time." Ruyi hesitated for a moment and said, "If this kind of thing gets out, the officials and magnates in Beijing will laugh at each other." ”
The dignified county uncle, who cooks by himself on weekdays, is already an outlier among the powerful people in Kyoto, and the county uncle who dresses up for women, the whole of Kyoto and even the entire Jingguo can't find a second one.
"What's wrong with combing the lady's hair, this is a natural thing, who dares to laugh?"
Li Yi pursed his lips, what he was not afraid of was rumors and the like, who would dare to laugh, the front page of the Kyoto Daily tomorrow is that a certain official and a certain magnatal have an improper relationship with the sow in the family after getting drunk------ compared to this matter, a small county uncle combing his wife's hair is nothing.
"Goodbye Uncle, goodbye Miss......"
Xiaohuan stood at the door, waved his hand at the distant carriage, and walked back with some disappointment until the carriage disappeared.
In the past few days, my uncle and Miss have always felt a little different from before, and often the two of them go out to play without her and the second miss, in the words of the second miss, it is more ...... than before Tired of crooked......