Min Shigong arrived before the laughter arrived, and looked at the music song. Is this unclear? Look at other people's jokes.

"Mr. Min! You've come just in time! Confucius hurriedly beckoned.

"Hehehe!" Min Shigong walked over with a smile and sat down uninvited to the place where he usually sits. He first nodded at Confucius, and then continued to look at the music song, looking like he was watching a joke.

After Zeng ordered it, he sat down directly next to the seat next to Confucius.

Yan Lu saw Zeng Dian sit down, so he sat down next to Zeng Dian's seat, which was the lowest position. And the music song is sitting opposite Confucius. Min Shigong is Mr., and his seat is at the top.

Originally! The top seat should belong to the head of the house. Isn't it? Confucius worshiped Min Shigong as his husband. The gentleman is the biggest, so he naturally wants to sit in the chief. That's it! This chief seat became Min Shigong's exclusive seat.

"What are you looking at me for?" Lege pulled his face down and asked.

It's enough to have a Zeng point, and there is also a Min Shigong! It's true! Is this going to be a criticism conference? Criticize me? I'm gone!

"I haven't seen a man! I finally see the man! Oh! What a handsome man! Tall and mighty! Yaoooo Tut-tut! ......" Min Shigong scoffed.

Le Ge picked up the teacup and splashed it at Min Shigong's face. But for Confucius's sake, there is still no splash. If it weren't for the fact that in this kind of occasion, it would be polite to splash you with tea in your face, and it would be possible to hit you! Joke people don't bring it like this? It's too direct, red fruit, right?

"Hmm!" Confucius pretended not to see the music and splashing water, and snorted. In fact! It's a reminder to Lege, don't go too far.

Other than that! is also reminding Min Shigong: Take it when you see it, don't go too far! Don't you know? Who is Lege? That's the kind of person he is! If you mess with him, he'll do anything!

"Don't! No! Min Shigong stretched out his hand and pressed it down, signaling Le Ge not to splash water on him. Continue to laugh: "Just kidding! Just kidding! Songs! I heard that you want to run for this little thing? Really going out to find a virgin? Looking for ten virgins? Didn't you already look for two? And eight more! No hurry! No hurry! ”

"Click!"

Lege put the teacup on the table and shouted, "Don't worry about your size?" You? Look at my jokes, don't you? Look at my jokes, don't you? ”

"It's not a joke for you! It was meant to be a joke! Hahaha! Ten virgins! Hahaha! Min Shigong burst out laughing.

"You're still laughing?"

"I can't help but want to laugh! Hahaha! Min Shigong continued to laugh and did not watch the music.

Confucius was very anxious when he saw that Min Shigong was making fun of the music again, he was worried that Min Shigong would make the music angry and the music would really run away.

Now I can't find a reason for the music. So! No matter what happens, you can't provoke him or provoke him!

"The school is short of Mr. right now! I think! Someone deliberately came to make trouble. They took it, Lege couldn't stand this humiliation, and wanted to leave. So! Deliberately blocked the door of the school and said! Confucius said.

Seeing Confucius say this, Min Shigong stopped laughing, his face changed, and he became very serious. said: "I think too! Someone is saying it on purpose. But? Who could this be? Are they for the music or for the school? ”

"I think! It's for the Academy! Not for Rakuge! ”

"For the Academy?"

"What do they know? Say that there is a problem with the character of the gentleman in our school? Isn't it? Such! Who else wants to come to study after our school? Isn't it? ”

"Who is so lacking in virtue?" Min Shigong asked.

Confucius shook his head and said, "I can't think of it either!" ”

"If you can't think of it, you don't have to think about it! I'm quitting! You just say it to the people outside! The school has dismissed my Lege! Isn't that it? Lege said.

Confucius shook his head and waved his hand: "Music song!" Why don't you understand yet? You? If I dismiss you, wouldn't it be as people wanted? ”

"That's my music! What should I do if I can't recruit students in the future? I can't afford this responsibility! Again! I know! The academy is short of people now! Isn't it? I can substitute teach for a while, and then I will leave after you have a new gentleman, and then I will leave! Isn't it? Don't I have anything to eat? I can go to the hunting ground of the wolf girl's house, or I can go to the warehouse of Da Nizi's house! I can also go on safari ......."

Confucius waved his hand at Le Ge and said, "No matter who it is?" Anyway! I'm not fooled by them! You! Songs! I'm going to decide this gentleman! Where is your character bad? You have a good impression of the baby! You are a wonderful gentleman in our school! So! I'm not going to let you go!"

"That?" Le Ge asked, "What if I can't recruit new students in the future because of me?" ”

"I'm keeping you here because I want to speak with facts! The rumors out there are fake! Our Mr. Lege has a character! ”

"Gotta get it!" Le Ge interrupted: "The rumors outside are true! And also! I don't have a character in music! I just want to sleep ten virgins! What's wrong? This is my ideal and dream in life! I finally came to this world where there are more women and fewer men, and I don't sleep a few more places, and I'm sorry for my ancestors! If I don't marry a few more women, I'll be sorry for the Son of Heaven and the King! If you don't marry a wife and have children, how can the population go up? Isn't it? Isn't it? ”

"You have a human character!" Confucius interrupted.

"I have a character?" Le Ge looked at Confucius in surprise and suspicion.

Confucius was looking at him, and when he saw him coming, he nodded affirmatively at him.

"Why don't you have a character? You kill people? Set on fire? What did you do wrong in the country of Lu? What did you do wrong in Qufu City? Isn't it? What did you do to be sorry for people in the Academy? Isn't it? ”

"I've beaten someone!"

"Who have you hit?"

"I've beaten Yan Lu! Yan Lu is on the spot! You ask Yan Lu? ”

"You're not?" Confucius said, "You don't play with Yan Lu? Isn't it? And not really fighting? Isn't it? Yan Lu has been away for a few months before coming back, and as soon as you are happy, you will make a joke with Yan Lu! Isn't it? Yan Lu? ”

Confucius turned to Yan Lu and looked at Yan Lu.

"Ahem, ahem!" Yan Lu first froze, and then smirked.

"Yan Lu, you say? Did Lege really hit you? Where did you get hurt? Broken bones? Confucius asked.

Yan Lu saw that he was asked by Confucius, so he restrained his smirk and said, "No! Lege and I are brothers! Lege likes to joke! Everyone is misunderstood! It's a joke! Just kidding! What is my relationship with Lege? Why did he hit me? Isn't it? Lege? ”

Talking! Yan Lu looked at Le Ge.

"You?" Le Ge asked rhetorically: "Yan Lu! You don't tell lies! I was really going to hit you that day! If I hadn't been pulled away, I would have really hit you! Otherwise! Why don't you get along with me? You said? Why don't you get along with me? ”

"Lege! Where am I not going to be nice to you? I? Am I not? Busy at home? Coming back often? Isn't it? Yan Lu hurried up and got up.

"I know! You've been told, right? Isn't it? Since he came, you haven't been with me? Originally! We are friends! It's brotherly! It's all because of him! Zeng pointed! You said! What bad things did you say about me in front of Yan Lu? ”

(End of chapter)