Chapter 411: Each Shows His Magical Powers
"Head, the helicopter is gone!" The magazine slowly glanced at the air, and after making sure that it was completely invisible, he whispered in Yu Yang's ear.
Yu Yang slowly stood up from the ground, glanced at the black man who fell to the ground, and was about to leave directly with the magazine, just now he was just acting for the people on the helicopter, drunk, don't cause trouble, don't hit the security guard, don't smash things, can you call a drunk?
"You two bastards, I'm going to kill you!" The black man stood up from the ground, shouted again and rushed to Yu Yang and the others, waving a fist the size of a sandbag and smashing it at Yu Yang's head, but before the fist could be stretched out, the magazine stretched out his hand and grabbed his wrist, and then twisted it, and the's wrist and palm became a weird figure 7, screaming in pain.
"Get out!" Yu Yang kicked hard on his buttocks, then glanced at the magazine, and the two of them continued to hook their shoulders and swayed towards the distance not far away, continuing to pretend to be drunk, but it was only for a while, when Yu Yang and the magazine met the first taxi, they reached out and stopped them, and took the taxi directly to the hotel.
But even after getting in the car, the two of them still pretended to be drunks, first reported a few names randomly, and then said a lot, and finally Yu Yang, who seemed more sober, said the name of the hotel.
Yu Yang relied on pretending to be a drunk, and he escaped the search along the way, when he was moving from the suburbs to the city, the taxi was stopped on both sides, and the Egyptian police checked twice, but the two people directly pretended to be asleep, and the driver testified to the two people, the two people were drunk, and took a taxi to the hotel, and the police received the news to track down several armed elements, so they didn't treat the two drunk people as people to be arrested at all, and let them go directly.
Compared with Yu Yang pretending to be a drunk, Lao Fu is more creative, not long after he and the veterinarian walked out, they came across a small pink hair salon house, to be precise, it was not pink, it was warm-colored.
Two black aunts and a white aunt, who can open a small hair salon in this position, it must not be a good thing, they are all at the level of aunts, with heavy makeup, especially two black people, because of the different beauty, the thick sausage mouth makes people look a little unacceptable.
"Hey, handsome guy, where are you going so late? Would you like to come and sit for a while? The two of them hadn't figured out how to get to the hotel, when they came just now, they had already encountered two police cars, but they were all wittily dodged, after hearing the call of the black girl, Lao Fu immediately had a way, turned his head and glanced at the veterinarian, the veterinarian also nodded, agreeing with Lao Fu's idea.
The two walked into the small pink hair salon, Lao Fu was more shy, but the veterinarian was a veteran, and walked directly to the white aunt: "Hey, beauty, how about coming with me tonight?" ”
The white aunt glanced at the veterinarian: "Of course, if you pack a night, three hundred yuan, if it is two people, you have to add money, five hundred yuan!" ”
The veterinarian directly took out three hundred dollars and stuffed them into the white aunt's chest: "What's the matter, is three hundred dollars enough, come with me tonight!" ”
After finishing speaking, he hugged the white aunt and walked outside, and at this time, Lao Fu was also about to leave, and the veterinarian immediately whistled: "Hey, two beauties, my brother also needs your services, this is five hundred dollars, how about the two of you are his tonight?" ”
After the veterinarian finished speaking, he stuffed five hundred dollars into the hands of one of the black aunts, and after the black aunt took the money, her eyes immediately lit up, and the two of them directly held the old man one after the other, and dragged the old man out without even closing the door of the store.
The white aunt said that 300 yuan is 300 Egyptian pounds, but the veterinarian gave 300 dollars, which is equivalent to several thousand Egyptian pounds.
"Hey, handsome, where are you going to take me?" Walking out of the door, the white aunt asked curiously, he knew all the people who lived here, but he had never seen these two people, and he couldn't help but be a little worried, in case some gang organization tricked them out to get organs or something, then you have to pay attention.
The veterinarian pointed in a direction: "The two of us are staying at the King Hotel, but there is still a bit of a distance, we need to take a taxi, do you know a taxi or a car?" A hundred dollars, let him come over and send us over! What do you think? ”
The white man took a hundred dollars and smiled: "Handsome guy, you wait for me, I'll call you a taxi now!" After finishing speaking, he took a few steps forward and kicked directly on the door of a repair shop, and after ten seconds, the door of the repair shop opened, and a black man opened the car door and looked at the white aunt: "Hey, Sophia, are you lonely?" Are you going to let me get a shot for free? Come on, I promise to keep you satisfied! ”
"Shut your stinky mouth, this is three hundred yuan, send us to the King Hotel, go or not!" As she spoke, the white woman took out three Egyptian currencies, and when the black man saw it, he snatched the money into his hand: "Wow, Sophia, when will you be so generous, wait a minute, we will leave immediately!" ”
The black man returned to the repair shop, then drove out a van, stopped in front of Lao Fu and the veterinarian, and stuck out his head: "Please get in the car, welcome to the fastest express train in Egypt, Big Bird Bauer's fast taxi!" ”
"Come on, handsome guy, Big Bird is a taxi!" The white woman pulled the veterinarian and got into the car directly, while Lao Fu was completely put into the car by two black aunts.
After Lao Fu got into the car, he looked at the veterinarian, his eyes were full of anger, this damn guy, he will be the only one who can see it, at least in terms of aesthetics, Chinese people can still see white people, no matter how beautiful they are, they can't appreciate it, not to mention that these two aunts are not beautiful among black people!
The veterinarian shrugged his shoulders and flirted with the white woman with a self-seeking expression.
White people are generally creatures that can only be seen from a distance, and when this white woman leaned next to the veterinarian, she couldn't stop the freckles on her face even if she rubbed two pounds of foundation, but in order to be able to reach the meeting point, the veterinarian still held back all kinds of discomfort in her heart and kept flirting.
"Hey man, we're in a hurry, we want you to drive faster!" As soon as the vehicle started, he saw a helicopter hovering in the sky, and Lao Fu couldn't help patting the driver's seat.
"Boss, you said you want to drive faster, right, let you see the power of the Egyptian bird, sit tight!"
The black driver called Big Bird stepped on the accelerator, and then the car went straight out, driving quickly towards the King Hotel, and did not take the main road, kept scurrying among the various paths, and after seeing the police sentry, he went directly around in a circle and went into the alley to continue moving.
"Handsome guy, can't you wait so soon?" In the car, a black aunt put her hands on Lao Fu's body, and just now Lao Fu asked the driver to speed up, which was understood by these two black aunts that Lao Fu wanted to go to the hotel faster and spend a wonderful night.
Lao Fu closed his eyes, now he doesn't dare to open his eyes, it's too terrifying, it's too terrifying, there are two black aunts sitting next to him, this feeling is really terrifying!
ps: Today's double shift, there is something wrong.