Chapter 1: Laughing to death
The capital city, a luxury villa estate.
A tall, handsome young man is trying on a new suit in front of the mirror. This is a set of world-class brand suits and luxury goods tailored abroad.
Beside him, there stood an obese woman in her fifties in her pajamas. The fat woman had a smile on her face and looked at him in the mirror.
After putting on the suit, he posed in front of the mirror.
Handsome! It's so handsome!
"Why did you choose me?"
That's it! The fat woman couldn't help but pounce on him, hugged him, and asked.
"Me?"
"Thank you for giving me happiness! Your choice is wise! If you want to fight for 20 years less, you have to find a rich man like me. Go ahead! What else do you need? ”
"Me?"
"Don't be embarrassed! Whatever you want, just ask! ”
"Me? I don't need anything! ”
"What a weirdo! You? What are you trying to do? You? The fat woman asked, puzzled.
Her hands began to roam over his body again.
He just couldn't stand it and had to struggle. He knows! What's next?
I thought: If it weren't for your son stealing my girlfriend, I wouldn't have "chosen" you!
Choose you? What's wrong with my brain?
In order to retaliate, he had to fake the show.
Thinking about it, Lege is happy.
"Hahaha! Wan Conglin! You robbed my girlfriend who lived together for three years, me! …… Hahaha! …… I'll make your dad green! Hahaha! ……”
Lege laughs and wakes up, only to find that something is wrong: there is a lot of noise all around, and the atmosphere is tense.
Don't! I was discovered by Wan Jia's father and son?
Father and son are going to kill me?
Where am I now?
……???
Then! A man shouted in surprise: "Wake up!" Wake up! Lege wakes up! ”
When the others heard this, they all cried out in surprise.
"Wake up! Wake up! Thank God! Woooooo ……”
"Ahh Lege is really fateful! ”
"Yes! He fell off a cliff, the cheetah fell to his death, but he didn't die! ”
"Auntie! Auntie! Lege wakes up! Lege wakes up! Woooooo ......" a little boy shouted happily as he ran.
Lege got up in a panic, glanced at the people around him, and suddenly became blind again.
This time! There was a sharp pain in his brain, and he was lying down again.
Under that hurried sweep, he found that he had come to a strange place, as if he was filming a costume movie or TV series. The people around are dressed in costumes from the Spring and Autumn period, and the scene is very realistic, in a village in the middle of the mountains.
His body was covered with blood.
Other than that! There was a leopard bigger than him beside him.
What made him feel blind was that he was also wearing a "costume", the same costume as the people around him.
Le Ge thought to himself: When did I go from extras? Are you making costume movies and TV series?
Still is? Was discovered by Wan Conglin's father? They want to kill me? Throw me into the mountains?
But? Isn't that right? Someone just called me "Lege"?
How do these people know that I am Lege?
Did they see my ID card?
After a sharp pain, he had some new memories. Only then did I know that I may have been reborn through time and rebirth into a person with a messy brain memory.
In this person's memory, there are only simple pictures of ancient beauties, hunting, and so on.
Coincidentally! This person is also called Lege!
Just now him! As if to save an accomplice from hunting, he pounced on the cheetah desperately. Outcome! Jumped off a cliff by a cheetah.
He was obviously tossed half to death by Wan Conglin's wife, and he was so tired that he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was happy to think that he had put a green hat on the other party's father. Outcome! I was happy to come to ancient times.
"Lege! Woooooo Songs! Woooooo ......" A tall young woman came running and crying.
The little boy who called out to her, chased after her, running profusely sweating.
This is an ancient woman who looks eighteen or nineteen years old, and it should be said that she is a beauty.
Her hair was loose and her body was covered in blood.
Just now! It was she and the others who rescued Lege and her father from the mountain. Specifically, she was the first to find Lege and recite him back.
Everyone thought that Lege was dead, so they didn't let her carry Lege home, and put it in the open space at the entrance of the village.
Lege is an orphan who has no home and grew up eating hundreds of family meals. When I was a child, I broke my head while climbing a tree and tearing down a bird's nest, and since then I have been slower than others. Everyone thinks he's a fool, but he's not.
Afterward! risked death to save a drowning girl, became the girl's life-saving benefactor, and lived in the girl's house ever since.
The drowning girl was none other than the one who came running.
Today's Lege, with the girl's father, went up the mountain to hunt, and met a female leopard with cubs. The female leopard thought that the two of them were specially here to hurt her cubs, so she was particularly fierce, and pounced on the girl's father to bite desperately.
Seeing this, Le Ge desperately pounced on it and pressed the female leopard underneath. Outcome! The female leopard jumped up and carried him off the cliff.
"Auntie! Auntie! Lege wakes up! Lege wakes up! He didn't die! ……”
When everyone saw Auntie coming, they all looked at her, nodded their heads, and reported good news.
"Woooooooooooo I thought you were dead! Woooooo Songs! Woooooo ……”
Seeing that Le Ge was not dead, the aunt pounced on him, hugged him in her arms, and cried excitedly.
Lege's head didn't hurt anymore and got up again, as a result! Didn't stand firm and sat on the ground. Now him! The body has not recovered, and neither has the brain and sanity. When he looked at the people around him, he looked stupid.
But he didn't know that in the eyes of others, he was a fool.
The performance of fools, in general, is like this!
If it were a normal person? After being dead for a few hours, where will you stand up and sit up when you wake up? Even if you do, you'll be scared to lie down for a few days.
Only fools look like this! He woke up as if nothing had happened.
Just when his aunt hugged him and cried, he remembered a lot of things.
This aunt! It's the drowning girl he saved when he was a child.
The hunter he saved just now was his aunt and her father.
The aunt just hugged him and cried, but she didn't notice that her mountain peak was on Lege's body.
Strange too? At this time, Lege even had a physiological reaction.
This music song should be about sixteen or seventeen years old, very tall but very thin, and he looks like he has just developed into an adult.
Lege looked at Auntie's face and writhed her body hard, trying to make her body touch the other person's mountain peak in order to bring feeling.
Only then did he realize that his aunt was a beauty.
Albeit! The clothes of ancient people are different from those of modern people, but they still can't wrap up the beauty of women.
"I'm going to marry you! Marry you as my wife! ”
Suddenly! This sentence popped out of Lege's mouth.
"No, you can't! No, you can't! Auntie has a marriage contract! When Auntie heard this, she quickly let go of the music. With a frightened look, he retreated.
At this time, she! He knelt on the ground and held the song.
"Hahaha!" When the onlookers heard this, they all burst out laughing.
"Lege, this idiot! Does he want to marry a woman again? The hair hasn't grown yet, has it? ”
"Hahaha!" The crowd burst into laughter again.
Lege himself didn't know: how could he say such a thing?
This time! Only then did he realize that he did not say this intentionally, but unconsciously by a person. Or rather! It was the dead musician who said it.
That dead Lege has always liked Auntie.