"Company commander, look at these sappers, their physical examinations are like big girls getting married, what kind of red faces!"

Xu Er glanced at the other sappers in the hall and said in a rather contemptuous tone.

solemnly took a closer look, and sure enough, many people were blushing, and some were still wearing belts......

Belted?

Dog's day, didn't you just check your whole body yesterday?

Coming again today?

"Find me a place to sit down, wait!"

solemnly gave orders to his soldiers, and he also found a place to sit down, waiting for the doctor to come and call someone.

After waiting for nearly twenty minutes, the personnel of the engineering detachment were all tested.

"It's your turn, line up, I'll read the name, and I'll read it in!"

A doctor appeared at the door of the examination room, his gaze sweeping over the soldiers in the waiting hall.

"Solemn, Xu Er......"

"Company Commander, Company Commander! It's our turn! Xu Er felt that he could go for a physical examination with Zhuang Yan and felt very excited.

The doctor gave two names, but didn't go any further.

The two of them got up and walked towards the consultation room.

Xu Er felt that something was wrong and looked behind him.

"Company commander, why are we just the two of us?"

"Let's go!" Solemnly pushed him: "Why are you so verbose!" ”

"Company commander, what were you looking for Duan Zhang just now?" Xu Er was still very curious: "Why haven't I seen him?" ”

"Don't ask what you shouldn't!"

"Oh......"

When I entered the examination room, there was a desk and two chairs.

The doctor returned to the other end of the desk and beckoned to the two of them, "Come here." ”

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er stepped forward and sat down.

The doctor glanced at the two of them: "You are both in normal health, right?" ”

"It's normal!"

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er replied almost in unison.

In fact, the two of them couldn't help but think in their hearts at the same time, don't you know if it's normal? Didn't you just have a medical check-up with you yesterday?

Half of the doctor's face was covered behind a mask, and he couldn't see the general expression, not to mention that there was a smile in his eyes.

"I said yes."

"Where?" Solemnly asked.

The doctor glanced into the crotch of his solemn pants.

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er suddenly realized, and the two of them made a big red face.

"Normal!"

"Normal!"

The speed of their answers can only be described as the speed of light, lest a 0.000001 second slower will cause others to question their abilities as a normal man.

There was still a smile in the doctor's eyes: "Well, in fact, I also ask according to the usual rules, and it is useless to ask." ”

Solemn and Xu looked at each other.

Top your lungs!

Do you still ask?

Aren't you playing tricks?

The doctor may have sensed the raging fire of resentment emanating from the two guys wearing special warfare camouflage on the other side, so he quickly looked up and explained: "Here's the thing, according to the selection rules for members of the peacekeeping force, you have to go through a procedure for the preservation of tadpoles before you go abroad. ”

"Little tadpoles?"

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er immediately looked at each other, and saw the horror in each other's eyes.

"Yes, the little tadpole is looking for its mother, you know? It's this little tadpole. "The doctor made a rather apt analogy.

(Actually, I didn't want to write about a tadpole, he meows like this is too funny.) But it can't be helped, you know. However, this procedure is a necessary step for officers and soldiers of peacekeeping forces, and veterans who have participated in peacekeeping should be aware of it. ）

As he spoke, he pushed the two forms in front of Yan Yan and Xu Er, respectively.

"Hurry up and fill him in, and give it to the nurse." He pointed to the nurse's station on the right: "The nurse will give you a small bottle for tadpoles." ”

"It's not ......" Xu Er couldn't help it at first, and glanced at the form, which read in big bold letters-"Reproductive Health Questionnaire".

Looking at this watch, he remembered going back to the countryside when he was a child and looking at the breeding pigs in the pen at his second uncle's house.

"Doctor, I'm young, I don't have any subjects, why should I keep tadpoles? It's like farming, I have seeds, and I have to have a field! ”

The doctor was also direct, he didn't feel Xu Er's question abrupt at all, and said very seriously: "It's dangerous for you to go to country M, you said that if there is a lover with three long and two short, you can leave a child for your lover, and if you don't have a lover, you can also think of his way, there is always hope, isn't it?" ”

Solemnly looked at the form, sighed and said, "If I really sacrifice, I really don't want to have a child to drag my wife down......"

He remembered Lin Qingying.

If she is really unfortunate and glorious, she still hopes that she will find a better half in the second half of her life, and she can forget about herself and live a happy life again.

The doctor said, "You're Company Commander Zhuang, aren't you?" ”

Solemn nodded: "Yes." ”

The doctor said, "You're still a company commander?" I ask you......"

Speaking of which, there is a pause, as if in wording.

Then he said, "So, let's talk about a purely medical or probabilistic thing, and you don't get angry. I know you're a reconnaissance company commander, so you can't get angry when you hear it later. ”

Zhuang Zhuang muttered in his heart, angry?

Are you such an impulsive person?

"You say, I'm not going to get angry." He said.

The doctor then said: "That's the case, what if, I mean what if, you are on a mission in country M, and unfortunately you encounter an emergency, and you are injured...... But you can't die......"

As he spoke, his two hands scratched in the air a few times, and his gaze began to slide into the solemn crotch again, intentionally or unintentionally.

"Immortal? What tadpoles do I have left if I don't die? Solemnly stunned.

The doctor said, "That's right, people are not dead, the tadpole nest is gone......"

Tadpole nests?

Tadpole nest ......

Xu Er suddenly "poofed", like a balloon that had been punctured, he hurriedly covered his mouth and ran out.

Two seconds later, Xu Ergui's wolf-like laughter resounded through the hall outside.

The solemn face suddenly turned purple.

I see.

The doctor's meaning couldn't be clearer, but in fact, he meant that he was a "eunuch......

From a probabilistic and medical point of view, this is really a big handy at this time, isn't it?

It's definitely science! (Don't laugh!) I'm talking about a very serious question! ）

The doctor smelled the smell of death approaching again, and subconsciously sat on the chair and quietly slid backwards a meter with the help of a pulley.

"Commander Zhuang...... Let's say don't be angry......"

The doctor's eyes were filled with fear, like sitting in front of an angry lion who could pounce on him and tear him to shreds at any moment.

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The fourth update.

I'm too tired tonight, four shifts, and one shift is still owed, so I'll get up early tomorrow morning to make up for it.

In this way, tomorrow is the third watch.

I've always wanted to write about peacekeeping, and I've collected a lot of information, and there is a blue-helmeted comrade in the group who has provided me with a lot of materials, and I want to thank him here.

The tadpole storyteller is real, not fictional.

If you have the opportunity to join the military, and then you want to participate in peacekeeping missions, remember that time to eat and sleep well and ensure quality.