Little Overlord Zhou Tong, an important character in the most comical plot in the opening chapter of the Water Margin, after all, not everyone has the opportunity to touch Lu Zhishen's bed (uh... This guy wanted to marry the daughter of Mrs. Liu of Taohuazhuang, but when he was beaten by the flower monk, he howled at you, "Why are you beating your husband!?" Xiao Tang still remembers peeking at the Water Margin in class as a child, and he couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw this paragraph, and it is estimated that Old Man Shi was also smiling when he wrote this paragraph. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The pose that Zhou Tong put on just now really frightened Xiao Tang, after all, his nickname of "Little Overlord" is because he looks like Xiang Yu, the legendary and powerful Overlord of Western Chu, and others are indeed easily shocked by his appearance when they first see him.

But his ability ...... In the Water Margin, even Li Zhong, the tiger fighter who performs on the rivers and lakes, can't compare, how high can he go?

And Zhou Tong immediately looked at Xiao Tang and the others, and after he saw Su Jinniang, his eyes immediately straightened, Creation! Great creation! His grandmother's actually saw such a beautiful woman in this wilderness who is more beautiful than flowers and jade!

Look at the girl again, the faint eyebrows of the moth are like peach blossoms, peach cheeks and sandalwood, and the *** slender waist that can be held slightly on the chest...... The plain yellow linen cloth shirt couldn't cover the girl's delicate face, and looking at Su Jinniang, who was slightly tired from the hurry, Zhou Tongden felt that his heart and liver hurt a little.

He was distressed for Su Jinniang.

This group of birdmen don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade! Zhou Tong couldn't help but scolded fiercely in his heart, if this is me, such a beauty, I am afraid of falling in my hands, and I am afraid of melting in my mouth, how can I make her sleep so hard? Since you can't take care of that beauty, then I'll do it!

Su Jinniang noticed that the thief was staring at her, and the thief who had originally put on a majestic appearance now looked like she had seen Sister Chang'e's pig brother, so she immediately hid behind Xiao Tang in shame.

Xiao Tang also saw Zhou Tongzheng looking at Su Jinniang with eyes and eyes, and his heart was on fire, and he said that Jinniang had just expressed her heart to me, but as a result, you nymphomaniac came to beat her idea, can I still bear you?

Zhou Tong saw that Xiao Tang was holding Su Jinniang behind him, and Xiao Tang was also glaring at him fiercely, Zhou Tong's face changed color, and the little beauty fell in love with this little white face? His grandmother's, won't Lao Tzu use it to rob? I! Zhou Tong! Since it's called Little Overlord! should be like the overlord of Xichu, and only such a woman is worthy of being my Yu Ji!

Zhou Tong raised his gun and pointed it at Xiao Tang and shouted: "Reading that this king has some virtue of a good life, as long as you leave your money and that beauty, this king will let you live!" You must know that being stabbed in seventeen or eighteen transparent holes with my gun is not a trick! ”

Xiao Tang was amused by Zhou Tong, he took two steps forward and scolded Zhou Tong: "You shameless womanizer! If you have the ability to fight with me, what kind of hero is a clean nonsense? ”

How can you show cowardice in front of beauties? When Zhou Tong heard this, he turned over and dismounted, raised the water and green gun in his hand, and shouted angrily: "Okay! I'll give you a chance to learn how to marksmanship! ”

Seeing this, Deng Fei hurriedly said to Xiao Tang: "Brother Xiao Tang, this person's kung fu doesn't know the depth, I'm just afraid that you have a mistake, it's better for me to meet him." ”

"Brother Deng, don't worry." Xiao Tang said: "I have been instructed in martial arts by the second brother of Mengwu, and I have been working hard in Xiao Jiaji for a long time, although I can't compare to the extravagant characters on the rivers and lakes, but I just use this Zhou Tong to try my skills!" ”

After that, Xiao Tang ignored Deng Fei's persuasion and walked straight towards Zhou Tong. Wu Song didn't say anything when he saw it, and threw the waist knife to Xiao Tang, who took the knife and cut it off according to Zhou Tong's head.

"Hehehehehe, the madman is bold!" Zhou Tong shouted angrily, with a green gun in his hand, and then stabbed at Xiao Tang. Both of them made a mess, and it was difficult to tell the winner for a while.

Before Zhou Tong fell into the grass, a martial artist who had a fallout passed on a few marksmanship, and accepted more than a dozen scoundrels to be their boss, thinking that his marksmanship was comparable to that of the heroes in the green forest, so he gathered forty or fifty idle men in the market, planning to start a business without capital.

In fact, Zhou Tongluocao's first purpose was to grab a big girl who was like a flower and jade to be the wife of the village.

Zhou Tong, who was poor in the past, has been looked down upon since he was a child, and he also knows that it is difficult to ask for a daughter-in-law with his family background, and Zhou Tong, who is partial and extremely enthusiastic about female compatriots, can only squat in a corner during the market and temple fairs most of the time, and watch the big girls who come and go.

And near the village where Zhou Tong is located, there are often lonely roads or traveling bandits who go to the dark kiln to drink flower wine, and see them hugging their daughters left and right and prostituting not to say, but also boasting that they robbed a lady on the cottage, and how good the appearance and waist are. Since then, grass has grown in my heart this week, and I saw that I was proficient in marksmanship (I felt that I could pull a group of younger brothers), so I made a grand promise to myself: to grab a beautiful woman as a wife.

Although it is not a business to go on the pole, and the twisted melon is not sweet, but no one will tell Zhou Tong that the matchmaker proposes marriage, and Zhou Tong does not know how to please the girl, anyway, as long as I grab one, I will treat her well, and she will not look down on me after a long time? Zhou Tong thought.

After seeing Su Jinniang, Zhou Tong knew that he could finally get what he wanted, but he was stopped by this hateful little white-faced general, and he must teach this guy a good lesson, so as to show his majesty in front of that little beauty! Thinking of this, the green spear in Zhou Tong's hand became more and more urgent, but it was also an inch long and an inch strong, and Xiao Tang was temporarily at a disadvantage.

But although Xiao Tang is currently only a first glimpse of the long weapon skills, he can often learn from Xiao Jiaji with Xue Yong, a gun teacher who is good at using spears, and Wu Song, who has a lot of skills, is not afraid of the opponents who make guns, especially thieves like Zhou Tong, who are not very skilled.

Xiao Tang suddenly remembered that Wu Song had passed on his knife move to deal with the enemy with the long weapon, and he swung his knife and slashed at the barrel of Zhou Tong's gun, and then slashed along the barrel of the gun. Seeing that the finger holding the gun was about to be cut off by the steel knife, Zhou Tongdeng panicked, and in a hurry, he immediately threw away the spear.

Xiao Tang took the opportunity to swing a few knives in a row, Zhou Tong rolled on a lazy donkey, and then stood up with a roll. Xiao Tang threw the steel knife in his hand, Zhou Tong leaned over, and the red concave scarf on his head was cut by the flying steel knife, and his hair was scattered, so he was not embarrassed.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Tang took out the nunchucks behind his waist again, and rushed to Zhou Tong in a hurry, Zhou Tong immediately exclaimed when he saw this: "Hey, hey, why do you still use a guy?" Wait until I've picked up my weapon and I'll come back to it! ”

Wait for your sister!

How did Xiao Tang reason for the protest? He danced the nunchucks and crackled and smashed them directly on Zhou Tong's head and body, and when he hit Zhou Tong, he was beaten to the head of the rat, and he put the nunchucks away, and practiced the martial arts taught to him by Wu Song on Zhou Tong's body: "Iron leg triple ring!" "Tiger Claw Grabler!" "Cloud pusher!"

Zhou Tong, who relied on a few hand-held marksmanship and majestic skills, but no one taught him kung fu such as fists and feet, and he had no power to fight back under Xiao Tang's momentum, running and jumping around the circle like a big horse monkey. I couldn't resist and had to shout: "This good man, we have something to say!" ”

And Xiao Tang, who has been trained and ravaged for many days under Wu Song's hands, finally has the opportunity to ravage others now, how can this feeling be described by a cool word? In an instant, Xiao Tang was blessed to his heart, taking advantage of the fleeing Zhou Tong's back to him, he flew up with a kick, and covered Zhou Tong's ass with a self-taught "ass backwards flat sand and goose style" is a hard kick, Zhou Tong screamed, threw himself directly on the ground, and fell into the mud.

Zhou Tong's subordinates were dumbfounded, originally they thought that the boss they followed was strong in martial arts, and after successfully robbing some lonely foot merchants and people who traveled to the province after falling into the grass, they thought that they were already good men who could eat well in the Dao'er, how did they know that their own leader was so?

A few other minions were just about to come up to save people, Wu Song's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily like thunder between his teeth: "Night mouse! Dare to do this!! I don't know what to do, but the knife in my grandfather's hand just tastes blood again!! ”

Wu Song's momentum immediately shocked the minions, and they threw down the guys one after another, knelt on the ground, and begged for mercy: "Grandpa, spare your life!" Heroes spare their lives!! I also hope that all heroes and heroes will raise their noble hands and let go of my king! ”

I don't know if it's pain or humiliation, Zhou Tong burst into tears, his shoulders shrugged, and he cried so hard that he sobbed. Su Jinniang couldn't bear it when she saw it, and persuaded Xiao Tang: "Forget it... Look at him like that, it's so pitiful..."

When Zhou Tong heard Su Jinniang say this, he was even more sad, and he wanted to throw himself on the ground and cry. Xiao Tang couldn't bear to worry about him anymore when he saw Zhou Tong being so pitiful, although this brother in the Water Margin was rushing to rob his daughter-in-law as soon as he appeared on the stage, but his essence was not bad.

In the original book, he was defeated by Li Zhong during the robbery, and he did not rely on the number of people to disadvantage Li Zhong, but sincerely worshiped Li Zhong as the master of the village; Although he wanted to rob the daughter of the princess of Taohuazhuang as his wife, he was ravaged by Lu Zhishen on the bed (uh... But after Li Zhong and Lu Zhishen recognized each other, under Lu Zhishen's persuasion, he swore an oath, and he never went to find trouble in Taohuazhuang; Lu Zhishen thought that he and Li Zhong were stingy, and robbed the gold and silver in the village and went, Li Zhong also calculated to compensate Zhou Tong with the looted property, and Zhou Tong said "Brother, I will die and live with you, and I will take care of it with rest" and turned the matter over......

"That's it, you and I don't know each other." Xiao Tang sighed: "You and I are actually not bad luck, if you are Second Brother Wu or Brother Deng or Brother Yang, not only are they all better than me in kung fu, but they are also more ruthless than me!" I'm in a hurry, so you're doing it yourself. ”

Zhou Tong wiped his face full of tears, blood and snot, he was also single, stood up and arched to Xiao Tang, and said loudly: "If you lose in the next place, you will lose, and Zhou Tong will also open his eyes when you teach me, and I want to make friends with you in the next, why don't you live in my village because of the east in the next?" ”

Such... Why are you embarrassed? Xiao Tang couldn't help but think: I just beat you up, and you still want to invite us to dinner? How embarrassing this scene is. But just as he was about to refuse, Su Jinniang's stomach suddenly gurgled, and she immediately blushed and hid aside, rushing to the mountain road for days, Xiao Tang and the others were actually hungry for a long time.

Even if he had just been beaten by Xiao Tang, Zhou Tong still glared at Xiao Tang with indignation and complaint, he waved his hand and said angrily: "If you don't look down on me, I Zhou Tong has nothing to say." But since you are already sleepy, why refuse me? ”

Wu Song and Deng Fei glanced at each other, and Deng Fei smiled: "This kid is still interesting, so it's better to accept his invitation." Wu Song shook his head and smiled, and said, "There is wine and meat to eat, why don't you go?" ”

Yang Lin followed, patted Xiao Tang on the shoulder and said, "This common saying is good: if you don't give courtesy to people, you will run forty miles in vain; When you see someone giving a salute, you will walk ten miles less. Since this Zhou master intends to make friends with us, he has taken this face, and if he passes through this place in the future, it will be regarded as a multiplication. ”

Saying that, Wu Song, Deng Fei, and Yang Lin left Xiao Tang behind, Xiao Tang was dumbfounded, and when he saw Su Jinniang pursing his lips and smiling slightly, he nodded to him, Xiao Tang had to shrug his shoulders and follow Zhou Tong to his village.