Chapter 701: Scared to pee
After the inspection, the personal servant asked with some puzzlement: "What are these things?" ”
Shen An was just indifferent.
The pro-servant officer said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it great? ”
When he saw that it was Chen Zhongheng who came to greet Shen An in person, he was a little drumming in his heart, for fear that Shen An would sue.
"Old Chen...... Hahaha, you're fat again, why are you walking and skimming your legs? ”
As soon as they met, Shen An teased Chen Zhongheng, and Chen Zhongheng naturally said not to be outdone: "I heard that your lady is pregnant, which Qinglou are you going to go to recently?" Be careful that someone knows about it and tells the Imperial Observatory......"
The two joked, and Shen An pointed to the two jars on the ground and whispered, "This is a baby, has it been checked?" ”
Chen Zhongheng knew that today was the day when Shen An demonstrated gunpowder, so when he heard this, he smiled and said: "The inspection will be checked, there is more gunpowder in the army, and there will be a gunpowder workshop in Bianliang......
"That's not gunpowder!"
Shen An said lightly: "Lao Chen, you know what you took out." ”
Chen Zhongheng looked at the jar, then at Shen An, and asked, "Very powerful?" ”
Shen An clasped his hands to his chest and smiled: "It's beyond your expectations." ”
Chen Zhongheng shuddered and asked, "How does it compare to the Shenwei crossbow?" ”
"The short-term divine power is powerful, and the long-term ...... Kamui Crossbow can only stand in the back. ”
"Don't lie to so-and-so!"
Chen Zhongheng's eyes were more fierce, and Shen An said neatly: "You weigh it yourself." ”
The personal servant on the side felt that something was wrong, and when he was about to ask, Chen Zhongheng shouted: "Someone! ”
"I know!"
Chen Zhongheng pointed to the official and the people around him and said, "Take them down, and wait for the official family to deal with them later!" ”
The officer's face changed greatly, and he shouted, "That thing ......"
"Gagged!"
A sergeant went over and rudely gagged his retainer with rags, as did the men.
The official whimpered, and his eyes looking at Shen An were full of pleading.
Shen An shook his head and said: "You can't see many things, you can't listen to many words, but you feel that you are amazing, this is self-inflicted." ”
Shen An and Chen Zhongheng entered, and the two large jars were carried by the inner attendants, all the way to the outside of the hall to wait.
"Your Majesty, Shen An is here."
There was nothing big about it today, and Zhao Shu said when he heard this: "Let's go, take a look." ”
The monarch and the ministers walked out of the hall together, and Shen An pointed to the two jars and said: "Your Majesty, in these two jars, one is the gunpowder formula in the army, and the other is the gunpowder formulated by the minister himself. ”
Zhao Shu said with interest: "Then try it, it's here." ”
"Here?"
The place in front of the hall is empty, but Shen An feels that there are too many people, and it is easy to leak secrets.
"Your Majesty, there are too many people."
Zhao Shu looked left and right and said, "All stand down." ”
"Your Majesty! It's not in order. ”
Chen Zhongheng didn't say it explicitly, but the hint was in place.
The emperor of the Great Song Dynasty almost never met anyone alone, and there had to be someone around him.
Zhao Shu looked at Shen An, Shen An nodded, so he waved his hand and said, "Then you stay, and the others ...... Retire! ”
After the others left, Shen An first put a jar on the open ground, lit the fuse and ran back.
"Hide in there!"
Everyone hid in the hall, Han Qi probed his brain and looked out, Zhao Shu was also a little anxious, and when he was about to come out, he heard an explosion.
Rumble!
This explosion sounded very powerful, and Han Qi praised: "This kind of explosion can frighten the enemy's cavalry." ”
Everyone came out to see the effect and praised it.
Han Qi said: "This thing was lit and thrown down when guarding the city, by the way, there are some poisons and iron pieces in it, who can stand it?" ”
Zeng Gongliang squatted on the ground, touched the blackened ground, and praised: "This thing should be made more, so that Bianliang will be solid." ”
It's all!
Shen An remembered the later Bianliang, when the Jin soldiers came to the city, the monarchs and ministers were frightened, and finally almost surrendered without a fight. It can be seen that no matter how powerful the weapon is, the morale of the army and the IQ of the monarch and the minister are the most important.
"I felt the vibration under my feet, like an earth dragon turning over, it is really a sharp weapon in the army, good!"
This was followed by the test of Shen An's gunpowder.
"Let's all go inside."
Shen An's expression was serious, but just now the monarch had experienced the power of the explosion, and he didn't take it seriously.
Han Qi said: "Hurry up, breakfast has been delayed." ”
After the discussion, Zhao Shu will give a banquet to the Zaifu, which can be regarded as an invisible benefit.
Shen An said seriously: "I really want to go in." ”
I'm not kidding you, this thing is really going to happen.
Zeng Gongliang said with a smile: "The old man has been in the sea for many years, what battle has he never seen?" Just come. ”
Han Qi smiled: "The old man was ...... back then That's it, don't mention the year, but the old man has lived enough, you just have to come, it has nothing to do with you when he dies. ”
They're all heroes!
Shen An was very helpless, he was worried that he would kill the three Zaifu of the Great Song Dynasty, and even Zhao Shu would not be able to explain.
Think about it, Han Qi and the others went out to the court early in the morning and have been working in the palace, how come they became corpses with missing arms and legs when they saw them again......
Official, didn't you poison you?
Shen An looked at Zhao Shu and saw that he was also a little eager to try, so he sighed: "Official, stand back." ”
He had no choice but to compromise.
Several people retreated to the door of the main hall, Shen An went down to take out the wrapped gunpowder, he didn't dare to use a clay pot, otherwise the monarchs and ministers of the Great Song Dynasty would be blown up in the palace today, and it was estimated that it would become a joke for the ages.
Brother will be stinking for 10,000 years by then.
Shen An carefully inserted the lead and carefully ignited......
"Look at his timid appearance, hahahaha!"
Han Qi smiled very happily, and Zeng Gongliang also said heroically: "Today's young people, how do you know what we have experienced, it's really funny to be shocked." ”
Ouyang Xiu came back after resting at home for three days, but he looked a little listless.
Shen An lit the fuse and turned around and ran, he ran so eagerly, as if there was a tiger chasing after him.
Shen An rushed into the hall as soon as he could, and Han Qi smiled: "Cowardly as a mouse, hahahaha!" ”
Zeng Gongliang smiled and said, "Young man, ......"
Shen An shouted inside: "Block Your Majesty!" ”
Chen Zhongheng felt that his time had come to show his loyalty, so he stood in front of Zhao Shu and said, "If you are killed, you will be killed ......."
"Boom!"
Before the words could be spoken, an explosion occurred.
A wave of air rushed into the hall, Shen An slowly probed out, and saw that the monarchs and ministers were standing in a good manner, thinking that it was because the gunpowder was underfilled?
"Ouch......"
Zeng Gongliang suddenly reached out to grab Ouyang Xiu, and then the two sat on the ground together.
Han Qi stood firmly, turned around slowly, and smiled at Shen An: "Not bad......
There were a few more blood marks on his face, and he smiled very calmly, but Shen An saw that his legs were trembling.
Perhaps it was bad luck, Chen Zhongheng was pushed by the air wave during the explosion, and at this moment he fell to the ground and shouted: "There are ghosts!" Ghosts! ”
The feeling of suddenly going dark in front of his eyes was so scary that Chen Zhongheng was a little incoherent. He then got up and shouted, "Protect Your Majesty!" Protect Your Majesty! ”
"This is gunpowder?"
Zhao Shu's voice was a little hoarse, and he was startled.
"yes!"
Shen An's serious appearance made Zhao Shu feel very annoying.
"Shut up!"
Zhao Shu felt that Chen Zhongheng's voice was very noisy, but remembering his previous loyalty, he just kicked him.
Chen Zhongheng turned around, and the appearance of his cloak startled Shen An, and he cried: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks ...... I thought I'd never see you again! ”
"Someone is plotting rebellion to protect the official family!"
"Kill!"
There was a shout of killing in front of them, but it was the guards who were startled by the explosion.
Zhao Shu pointed to the people who appeared in front of him and said, "Go and stop them, you can't stop yourself from seeking death." ”
After seeing the power of gunpowder, Zhao Shu felt that this was a treasure given by God to the Great Song Dynasty.
Think about it, the defenders of the Great Song Dynasty lit a pack of gunpowder at the head of the city and threw it down, with a bang, the dead and wounded below, and the enemy fled in panic......
However, this matter needs to be kept secret, so as not to be informed by the enemy.
Chen Zhongheng ran over and shouted, "Quit!" Exit and go! ”
"It's not gunpowder!"
Han Qi's eyes were shining, and he still looked stunned just now, "What is this?" Is it possible to build in large quantities? What if it comes in a jar? ”
Shen An said reservedly: "This is gunpowder, if you build it, it's not a big problem, how about adding some ingredients to it?" For example, iron pieces or something. ”
Han Qi's eyes rolled and he said, "It's best to soak it in the poison." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled at the same time.
For the first time, Han Qi felt that Shen An was not bad, and he had so much consensus with him.
Shen An said reservedly: "If it is a siege ......"
Han Qi's sense of superiority disappeared all of a sudden, his eyes lit up, and he said to Zhao Shu: "Your Majesty, if there is such a thing during the siege of the city, I am afraid that those city gates will not be able to stop it, right?" This is the treasure of the country! ”
Zhao Shu felt that his heartbeat was still a little fast, he recalled the power of the explosion just now, and asked, "Who else knows how to make this thing?" ”
"Just one of the ministers."
Shen An can only pack the ticket, if others also know, no matter who it is, they will be targeted by Zhao Shu, and that person is not allowed to go out of Bianliang.
"A militaristic weapon!"
Zhao Shu patted his head, and then felt that this move would damage his majesty, so he glared at Shen An.
It's none of the business with me!
Shen An felt that he was more wronged than Dou E.
Ouyang Xiu over there sighed, like the kind of dead man, which made Han Qi's hair stand on end.
"I'm scared to death old man, scared old man to death!"
He only woke up from his state of confusion at this moment, and when he saw Zhao Shu and Han Qi on the side, he couldn't help but blush.
"Fu ...... Help the old man! ”
Zeng Gongliang was also sober, and he touched the tail vertebrae with a sad face, "It seems that he can't move." ”
Shen Anxin wondered if he had broken his tail vertebrae when he sat down just now?
It can't be paralyzed, right?
Fortunately, after getting up, Zeng Gongliang walked a few steps in pain, and it didn't seem that there was much of a problem.
Ouyang Xiu was shocked, and the first thing he did was to bow his hand to Shen An, and asked, "Dare to ask Anbei, is this the knowledge in miscellaneous studies?" ”
Shen An nodded, "Exactly." ”
Ouyang Xiu asked again: "What is the reason for daring to ask." ”
Shen An said lightly: "First it burned violently, and then released a large amount of heat and gas, in such a small space, the heat and gas expanded violently together, and then there was a bang...... Explode. ”
"Calorie ...... Gas? Still inflated? ”
Ouyang Xiu was stunned, and Shen An smiled and said, "It's all the knowledge in miscellaneous studies, and a certain student knows it...... Does Ouyang Gong want to learn? ”
Ouyang Xiu sighed and said, "This is a weapon of the country, but it is made by the knowledge in miscellaneous studies, the old man is ashamed!" ”
He bowed down, and Shen An avoided it, but his eyebrows were still cold.
Avoiding it is polite, it doesn't mean that he has forgiven Ouyang Xiu.
Ouyang Xiu raised his head and saw that he was avoiding, so he gave his hand again and said, "Old man...... Wrong. ”
Ouyang Xiu actually admitted his mistake?
Zhao Shu felt that it was very rare, but he felt that it was a matter of course.
Shen An frowned slightly and said, "It's just a trivial matter. ”
"A trifle?"
Han Qi felt that Shen An was a little carried away, so he asked, "Could it be that there is more powerful knowledge in miscellaneous studies?" ”
"Of course."
Shen An stood there, his mood relaxed, as if he was enjoying the scenery.
Of course, once those things are released, you will be stunned.
Everyone looked at him, and somehow, they felt that this young man had some unfathomable aura.