Chapter 268: This Water Is Very Sweet

Man Daming didn't know how many villages were called Xiaozhangzhuang and Xiaolizhuang.

Emperor Chongzhen has always been fond of these small villages.

Since his hometown before he crossed in his previous life was an ordinary small village, Emperor Chongzhen, who sneaked out of the palace to pay a private visit, liked to find a small village to see.

Only Fang Zhenghua and Wei Zhongxian, who hurried back to the capital from Shaanxi, plus Wen Tiren, didn't like it very much.

For no other reason, the people who have been with the emperor since ancient times, whether they are eunuchs or civil and military ministers, do not like this kind of emperor who likes blind waves when he has nothing to do.

It's too much of a toss-up.

People say that if you can't shake the mountains and shake the mountains out of Beijing, there is nothing wrong with this.

Inspect the imperial history out of Beijing, check the past along the way, if it is upright, I don't know how many officials will be unlucky, and be participated in by the imperial history.

If you encounter someone who wants both life and money, it is not very beautiful, and the officials along the way have to go up and down, and they have to wipe the shit off their buttocks.

The inspection of the imperial history is so majestic, what about the emperor's micro-service?

The emperor's micro-service travel is majestic.

This is the truest portrayal.

Don't think that the emperor's travel will be like Tang Seng's travel, the four values of Gong Cao, the five directions Jiedi, the six Ding Liujia, and the eighteen guardians have all become the little immortals who run errands on the road.

After all, Emperor Chongzhen is still a mortal emperor, and there is no such thing when traveling.

But Emperor Chongzhen's travel is not simple.

Not to mention that there must be the inner factory and the Jinyi guard plus the manpower of the east factory to protect secretly, the cavalry of the Jingying and Xibe tribes alone have to send a large team of men and horses to be far away, neither too far nor too close.

If it is too close, Emperor Chongzhen's micro-clothes will not be able to rise, which will inevitably make the emperor unhappy.

If it's too far away, in case, if the emperor has something to summon a large army and can't rush over when he needs to escort him, then he will just wait to lose his head unlucky - especially Emperor Chongzhen's temper has never been very good.

It's just that he doesn't want to, Emperor Chongzhen wants to come out in micro-clothes and wave around, and no one can stop him - as for the imperial historians who often go to the chapter to impeach Emperor Chongzhen for micro-clothes, they don't know which corner Emperor Chongzhen threw them to.

After more than a year of training, most of the courtiers of the Ming Dynasty were also accustomed to Emperor Chongzhen's disposition of not playing cards according to routines.

The current situation is that the impeachment of the imperial history and other ministers such as Wen Tiren, and the impeachment of Emperor Chongzhen should still be a wave, and no one takes this matter seriously.

Therefore, Wen Tiren, who had just finished impeaching Emperor Chongzhen and left the Beijing division without permission, was pulled out by Emperor Chongzhen for a private visit.

Looking at the small village in front of him, which was full of smoke and had a quiet and far-reaching meaning, Emperor Chongzhen's words were a big surprise: "Wen Aiqing look at it, how calm this village is, and I don't know how many villages in Shaanxi were like the small villages in front of me."

It's just that under the tranquility is the volcano, and I can't let go of my heart. ”

Wen Tiren was speechless.

This master doesn't know what's going on, it's like being persecuted paranoia, and there is always a sense of tension that Diao Min wants to harm me.

In addition to a few masters of the inner factory, the other Jinyi Wei lieutenants and the fans of the East Factory had already been scattered, so Emperor Chongzhen just took Fang Zhenghua and Wen Tiren into this small Zhuangzi called Zhangjiazhuang.

Looking at the smoke rising from every house, the adults shouted for the children to get up, and the children who had already gotten up early were chasing and playing in the village, but Emperor Chongzhen was quite satisfied for a while.

After Wen Tiren pondered for a while, he said carefully: "Young Master, as long as every village in the world is like this, how can anything else happen?" The boy was too worried. ”

Emperor Chongzhen snorted, but he didn't answer again, just walked around the village and saw a group of children who were playing and stopped at a distance from him, and Emperor Chongzhen simply ordered: "Wait and wait, Young Master Ben wants to go over and chat with these children." ”

After Wang Chengen, who had been prepared, took out a bag of sugar cubes and handed them to Emperor Chongzhen, Emperor Chongzhen took Wen Tiren and Fang Zhenghua and walked towards a few children.

It's just that a few children who had stopped to watch saw Emperor Chongzhen coming, and even if they took a few steps back, they had the intention of scattering birds and beasts.

Emperor Chongzhen raised the bag in his hand and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, come to the eldest brother, there is sugar to eat." ”

A six- or seven-year-old child at the head bit his fingers, and like several other children, he looked at the sugar bag in Emperor Chongzhen's hand, but he didn't step forward, and stopped several other children who were about to move.

Emperor Chongzhen, who felt helpless, smiled again, and then continued: "Don't worry, the eldest brother is a good person, not a kidnapper." ”

After speaking, he was afraid that these children would not be afraid, and he deliberately pointed to Fang Zhenghua and the others behind him, and then said: "Look, the eldest brother has these guards, but the family is very rich, so there is no need to be a crutch at all, right?" ”

Wen Tiren also continued: "Don't worry, Your Majesty has said that anyone who abducts a child will be Ling Chi. ”

Although the children didn't know what Ling Chi meant, they instinctively felt that this must be a very heavy punishment, and their hearts slowly relaxed.

Seeing that the expressions of the children were much more relaxed, Emperor Chongzhen raised the sugar bag in his hand again and said: "Big brother is secretly running out to play today, if anyone can answer me a few questions, these candies will be eaten for you, okay?" ”

As soon as they heard that this was a quid pro quo, these children believed in their simple minds that they had three points - since it was not a free benefit, maybe it was true?

A few children who were secretly relieved slowly moved closer to Emperor Chongzhen, and Emperor Chongzhen simply chose to squat down slowly, looked left and right, and simply walked to a stone next to him and sat down, ignoring the fact that there was a lot of dust on the stone.

A few children slowly gathered around, but Emperor Chongzhen asked with a smile: "Big brother asks you, can you eat enough every day now?" ”

Hearing Emperor Chongzhen's question, several children had not answered, but Wen Tiren was speechless first.

Emperor Chongzhen is still young, don't you know that the child is growing at this time, and he can't eat enough every day? Otherwise, there is a saying among the people that says that half the size of the child eats the poor man.

Besides, even if it's a question, and you ask so directly?

It's just that a few children thought simpler after all, and it was the child who took the lead who said first: "We can eat enough, but we are hungry fast." ”

Emperor Chongzhen didn't think about it, so he took out a few pieces of candy from the bag and handed them to the child who answered in the lead.

The little boy took the candy, but instead of eating it first, he gave it to some of the children behind him, and finally seeing that there were still two pieces left in his hand, he simply handed the extra piece to the youngest little girl.

Wen Tiren said to Emperor Chongzhen with great satisfaction: "Young master, just look at these children, if you look at these children, if you are also properly educated today, Zhongxing is hopeful." ”

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and ignored Wen Tiren's words.

At this time, when children's thinking is the most pure, as long as adults teach it better, it will be related to education.

It's just that Wen Tiren preached and edified, but Emperor Chongzhen remembered that he had made a decree before and asked for the resumption of social studies.

Thinking of this, Emperor Chongzhen continued to ask: "Don't you have to go to social studies to study?" ”

The six or seven-year-old child who was the leader had obviously reached the age of entering social studies, so Emperor Chongzhen asked this question.

The child nodded and said, "You don't have to go today, Mr. said that today is a day off, and he wants me to wait at home to study and go to the school tomorrow." ”

Emperor Chongzhen then asked, "Are all the children in the village going to school?" Are there any people who can't go to school? ”

The child thought for a long time before biting his finger and saying, "There are so many, they don't go to school." The gentleman said they were not old enough to go to school. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to a few children behind him.

Originally, when he heard that many children could not go to school, Emperor Chongzhen's heart had already begun to want to kill, but when he heard that he was not old enough, Emperor Chongzhen became a little crying and laughing.

The school-going child was obviously older, six or seven years old, but the youngest one behind him was only five years old, and the younger one was only two or three years old.

Which school did you go to at the age of three or five?

Emperor Chongzhen was helpless, so after giving the child some sugar, he changed the question: "Then how often can you eat meat?" ”

This time, the leader replied, "Not necessarily." I couldn't eat it before, but I was always able to eat it later. Since the end of the Chinese New Year, our family has eaten meat four or five times. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, all the children behind him sucked saliva together, and the sound of swallowing sounded.

After hearing this, Emperor Chongzhen also felt very sad.

In later generations, his own son should choose the crispy bones to eat meat, not to eat the crispy bones, not to eat the fatty meat, to eat chicken wings and chicken legs, and to eat chicken from other places, he has to coax him to get used to it every time he eats.

Even after crossing over by himself, because he started as an emperor, he didn't get any worse in life. It is a simple dish, after the careful preparation of the imperial chef in the palace, the taste is not as good as some of the set meals I have eaten in my previous life.

But these children in front of them, eating meat four or five times a year, are already a good life, and it seems that there are more children who envy such a life.

For a while, Emperor Chongzhen felt a little embarrassed.

After simply giving the remaining sugar in his hand to these children and letting them play by themselves, Emperor Chongzhen sat alone on the stone in a daze.

At this time, Wang Chengen, Wei Zhongxian and others had already come over.

Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen was independent, Wei Zhongxian boldly said, "Young master, this is already much better." Originally, not to mention the meat four or five times a year, even if you can eat it once a year, these people are also difficult. Even if it is a landlord's house, the number of times a family eats meat will not be too much. ”

Emperor Chongzhen was awakened by Wei Zhongxian's words, and secretly said that he was indeed thinking too much.

In the past, all kinds of taxes and rents were pressed on the heads of these people, plus all kinds of additional distributions, and eating meat was simply unimaginable.

Even if there are a few old hens at home, they are all used to lay eggs and sell them for money, and only when these old hens can't lay eggs can they be killed.

Emperor Chongzhen lifted his spirits, stood up from the stone, and simply ordered: "Let's go, let's go to the village and find a fellow villager to have a meal." ”

As soon as they heard Emperor Chongzhen's words, Wang Chengen, Wei Zhongxian, and Wen Tiren's faces became even more bitter.

It's not enough to come out and make waves, your old man took a few of us to find a farmhouse to eat, and we must not eat people poor!

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen has already taken the lead in stepping on the creaking snow on the ground and striding forward, and a few of them have no choice but to follow.

Randomly picked a house that looked okay, and Emperor Chongzhen pushed the door and walked in.

In fact, in the countryside, there are really not so many rules, such as knocking on the door or something. Most of the neighbors who are in the same neighborhood are just pushing the door and entering, and only when they get to the yard do they ask who is at home.

Since it was still early, the woman in the yard was cooking on the fire, and the man in charge of the house was also chopping wood in the yard.

As soon as he saw Emperor Chongzhen, who was dressed quite luxuriously, and the others entered the courtyard, the man who was chopping wood put down the axe in his hand and asked a little nervously: "I don't know what the guests are doing?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, big brother, Xiao Ke Zhu Xiaosong is a distant relative of the British Mansion. Staying in the city today was boring, so ran out to play.

It's just that it's about to be time for dinner, so I came to my eldest brother's house for a meal. ”

Seeing a look of embarrassment in the man's eyes, Emperor Chongzhen continued to smile and said, "Don't worry, eldest brother, there is still some money in my brother's family, and I can't eat my eldest brother's for nothing." ”

The man was embarrassed and said: "The good godfather learned that it is not that the villain is reluctant to give up this meal, but the food of the farmer's family is simple, and I am afraid it will be difficult to enter the mouth of the nobles." ”

Emperor Chongzhen smiled again: "It's okay." I'm not afraid of the eldest brother's jokes when I say it, but the younger brother is tired of eating those good foods, so I want to taste what this farmer's food is like. ”

The man saw that Emperor Chongzhen was so easy to speak, so he had to respond: "Son, please sit in the house first, just stay for this meal." ”

When he entered the house, Emperor Chongzhen smiled again and said, "The younger brother is rude, and he hasn't asked the eldest brother's name?" ”

The man smiled innocently and said quite restrainedly: "Back to the son's words, the villain's name is Zhao Da." ”

Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "Brother Zhao is a kind person, and he can let the younger brother rub this meal, and the younger brother is full of hospitality." ”

Zhao Dadao: "I can't afford to be a son, it's just a meal." ”

After speaking, he found a few bowls and poured hot water for Emperor Chongzhen and others to drink.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't give in, glared at Wei Zhongxian, who originally wanted to come over to test the poison first, directly picked up the bowl and took a sip, and said with a smile: "This water is very sweet." ”