Just as the solemn fried hair was about to run away, the people at the bottom of the hillside seemed to be more anxious than them.

"Don't run, Lao Zhuang! It's me! It's me! Serious! ”

This tone and tone immediately reminded Zhuang Zheng of the dialogue between Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao in the classic sketch of the Spring Festival Gala - Captain, don't shoot! Own!

Solemnly heard that the voice was indeed solemn, so he stopped his steps and looked back down the hillside.

"Holy shit!"

If it weren't for the fear of alarming the cooking class, he would almost scold.

The people at the foot of the hill were really serious, and there was another Hainan comrade-in-arms Yun Hui standing next to him.

When Serious and Yunhui went up the hill, Zhuang Zheng couldn't help but go up and punch Serious in the chest.

"Do you know that people are scared to death!?"

Seriously clutched his chest, grinned and said: "Solemnly, you can't blame me for this, you two deserve it, you don't share good things to eat, and you are not afraid of choking when you eat alone!" ”

"This special mother's is a cooking class thing!" Solemn breathed a sigh of relief as he watched left and right.

Since they are all their own people, things are much easier.

Yi Jun on the side was still a little worried, and explained several times in a rambling manner, telling Zheng Zheng and Yunhui not to make a noise.

Soon, the people present decided to go along with it, and the two barbecued to form a four-person crime team.

"How did you know we were here?" Zhuang Yan was surprised that Serious could find himself and Yi Jun's kitten.

said seriously: "The two of you go to the toilet mysteriously at noon every day, how can you have diarrhea every day, and anyone who sees it will be suspicious." Yunhui and I went to the toilet just now to see, there was no one! I knew you two were not serious. ”

Zhuang Zhuang and Yi Jun glanced at each other, and they both felt that it was reasonable to say seriously, how could they go to the toilet together on time at noon every day, and they were not engaged in the foundation.

The two nodded at the same time: "Well-it makes sense!" ”

From that day on, there were two more people on the hillside behind the cooking class, and the smell of meat wafted at noon.

But the good times didn't last long.

As the saying goes, if you go up the mountain, you will eventually encounter a tiger, and you will get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river.

After all, the four-person barbecue team was unlucky, and was caught by Cai Chaolin, the instructor who went to the cooking class at noon to check the hygiene.

It stands to reason that the instructor never inspects the cooking class during the lunch break, because the logistics of the company are under the responsibility and jurisdiction of Deputy Company Commander Li Ding.

It's just that a phone call suddenly came from the group at noon that day.

That's how it broke down on the phone.

The regimental headquarters officer on the telephone informed him that the deputy regiment commander was coming to inspect the kitchen and food hygiene of the grassroots company, and that he had already eaten at the battalion headquarters at noon, and that he would go to the company in N Town in the afternoon to inspect the logistics support work.

Instructor Cai Chaolin hung up the phone, immediately put on a piece of clothing, and hurried to the cooking class, wanting to see the health situation.

Passing by the door of the canteen, I saw smoke on the hillside behind, worried that it was the firewood pile of the cooking class, so I ran to the small hill behind to take a look, and there were vaguely a few small soldiers squatting there for barbecue, and the fragrance was refreshing!

It's a pity that Instructor Cai failed to catch the thief and take the stolen goods.

As soon as Zhuang Yan and Yi Jun saw the instructor, they suddenly became rabbits that blew up their nests, and before the instructor could see it clearly, they had already run away without a trace.

Instructor Cai was weak, and before he could see clearly, the few soldiers under his command who were good at field combat disappeared into the woods.

He originally wanted to blow the whistle to gather and immediately find out which platoon of rabbits dared to barbecue behind the cooking class, but thinking that the deputy head of the regiment was about to come to inspect, he could only stomp his feet and gritted his teeth to go to the cooking class.

Of course, it can't end like this.

If you can run a monk, can you run a temple?

Before dinner, Quan Lian sang an appetizing song at the door of the dining hall as usual.

Instructor Cai Chaolin came out to speak, but there was an extra iron fork in his hand.

He raised the iron fork in his hand and said, "Do you know what this is?" ”

No one answered.

However, some people in the team have already begun to hold back the surging emotions and prevent themselves from laughing.

The instructor looked angry and said loudly: "This is a tool for committing crimes!" ”

Everyone's eyes widened.

The instructor said, "At noon today, someone stole the pork loin in the cooking class and ate it!" Those two privates, stand up! ”

Everyone laughed.

Everyone looked left and right, wondering who had stolen the pork kidneys and chicken legs from the cooking class.

Standing solemnly in the queue, he forced himself to be calm, but his chest was like a rabbit, pounding.

He used his peripheral vision to sweep the side, and found that Yi Jun, who was standing near him, also raised his head, his eyes raised, and he didn't dare to look in the direction of the instructor at all.

Seeing that no one admitted it, Instructor Cai's face became ugly, he raised the homemade barbecue fork and said sharply: "Don't think that I can get out without catching you red-handed, let me tell you, I saw you, there are two people!" All recruits! Tonight, if you don't stand up, you won't even open this meal! ”

This trick is quite poisonous!

But the solemnity was a bit of a surprise.

Two privates?

It seems that the instructor didn't see how many people there were at all, and took four as two.

After a slight hesitation, he solemnly raised his hand.

"Report Instructor! It's me! ”

Instructor Cai snorted: "Out of the ranks!" ”

Solemnly ran to the front of the line with a red face.

"Standing here, and having an accomplice!?" Instructor Cai said: "Confess and be lenient! ”

In fact, the little Jiujiu in the solemn heart has already been calculated very clearly.

Rather than delaying everyone from eating here, it is better to be a good man and admit it.

Before Zhuang Zhuang could answer, Yi Jun raised his hand in the ranks.

"Report Instructor! And me! ”

"Get out of the queue!"

Yi Jun ran to the side of the solemn and stood up.

Instructor Cai pointed at the two of them and said loudly: "The water police station sponsored our company to improve the food and sent a hundred boxes of frozen meat, and the cooking team was only willing to take two boxes every day, these two dicks are good!" Every day each person stole a few and took them to the hillside for a barbecue! What is this behavior? It's stealing! This is a loss of public and private interests! ”

The more the instructor spoke, the more excited he became, and his slightly fair face was suffocated with a piece of pork liver red.

Zhuang Yan and Yi Jun stood in front of the queue, wanting to laugh, especially wanting to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they endured it.

The soldiers below talked to each other, and the faces of Yin Xiancong, the first squad leader, and Chen Qingming, the third squad leader, were dark.

"We eat a type of stove, and the daily food cost is 6.8 yuan, and a pork kidney costs 2 yuan in the market."

Turning his gaze to Zhuang Zhuang and Yi Jun, he asked, "How many have you eaten!?" ”

"Report to the instructor, what I got back today is beef ......" solemnly did not hide it.

Instructor Cai was stunned for a moment, and then said "hey" and said, "Solemn, you are quite honest!" ”

solemnly hooked his head and didn't dare to look at Cai Chaolin, and said, "Don't dare to hide it from the instructor." ”

Instructor Cai turned his head and corrected the officers and soldiers loudly: "Yes! I almost forgot, it's beef today! Beef is more expensive! You've eaten up all of today's food expenses! So you don't have to eat now! First squad leader, you go out of the ranks, take these two soldiers to row the room, let them carry their equipment, run from here to the small fishing village and run back, I think they must be very full today, and they need to move their muscles and bones to help them digest and digest! ”