Chapter 186: Golden Soup
"Mom~ I'll go~ This idea is too rancid! How could you have imagined it if you weren't a bastard?! β
Mengqi was still stunned and froze in place, and the black mother shouted angrily. The person who came up with this "bad idea" was the old master, of course he knew, but the word "poop" reminded him of the miscellaneous servants who were responsible for cleaning the Gong bucket in the Jixia Academy. It will always be a little difficult to associate mundane tasks such as and pee with the old master, but after all, it is the old master who came up with the idea, and he is scolding the teacher......
The old master doesn't care what the black mother thinks, and it doesn't hurt to scold the bastard, and it is rare to show generosity that does not care about the juniors.
"Black Mother," he said, "without the help of the old man, you will never be able to figure out how to solve ......."
"Oops! Master, your words are really profound, don't you think that I don't know how to get rid of my hands without your ideas......" Mengqi finally woke up from his fright, wah, wow
"Bah, bah ~ Hugh wants to talk nonsense and insult Sven!" The old man scratched the long and thick white beard and warned: "The words are the same, but the meaning is very different, you can misinterpret the old man's meaning casually, be careful to beat your ass!" You are far from having the wisdom of the old man, so listen honestly and don't interrupt. The difficulty of this matter is not to find the map from the poop, but to see the skills of what was hidden in it after the dream bead turned into! β
"Master's words, do you mean that even though the original has changed its characteristics and is actually used, it can still find out what we urgently need?" The black mother almost understood, and asked tentatively, but if it was to test the old master, it was better to test her own faith. Don't want Mengqi's life, and get the map again, this is a double win, and now he is willing to do what the old master does.
The old master no longer spoke, only caressing his upper lip and nodding slightly, and assumed the posture of an old pedant.
Seeing that the teacher stopped talking, Meng Qishu seized the opportunity, just in time to persuade the black mother to quit, and pulled him together against the old master, but he always couldn't get rid of his nervousness, and when he opened his mouth, he seemed to be stuck in his throat, and he regretted that he shouldn't tell the secret more. Isn't it, it is necessary for the family to know what he has eaten?
The old master has said everything he should have said, even if he keeps his mouth shut and makes a clear statement, the actual task of operation is handed over to the black mother.
The focus of solving the problem was on Hei Mu, who was biased towards the old master after all, and couldn't wait to persuade Mengqi: "Brother Qi, what should you do, you should start quickly, if we can find the map before dark, we won't miss the meeting with Zhong Kui tonight." Luban No. 7 was taken away by Brother Meng, and you don't want the fourth brother to be alone and risk himself, right? β
"You ...... Do you not have a bad conscience at all when you have humiliated me so much? My Mengqi looks naΓ―ve, but in fact, he is already a lot older, and he can be regarded as a big man in the primeval era, how can you treat me so poorly! β
As long as there is a need, his black brother will teach him what to do, completely ignoring his feelings, Mengqi called a grievance in his heart, and he wanted to flee back to his Gugu Mountain. But if he doesn't come, he can run if he wants to? Besides, if you want to stay away from Brother Hei and the old master, and from now on you will be strangers to them, just because you don't want to for a certain time, it is not worth it to overturn this small boat of friendship!
Hei Mu rolled his eyelids and could see that Mengqi was unwilling in his heart, and in the blink of an eye, he thought of a way, he pointed to the woods not far away and said, "Look, in order to avoid the people of Jin Shengtang, we have to hide in the deserted jungle from the downtown area." There are no ghosts here except us, what do you mind? Hurry up and find a deep grass bush to squat down, and after half an hour, won't the map that the old master wants come out? β
"Huh? What map do I want? β
As soon as Hei Mu said this, the old master was not happy, he was the one who came up with the plan, in order to help everyone solve the problem, how did it end up that the two of them were working for him alone?
No matter how unhappy he was, it was better than Mengqi's situation, the old master turned to the side with a dark face, and no longer paid attention to anyone.
The Black Mother grinned and patted Mengqi on the shoulder and squeezed two glances at him.
Mengqi asked sadly: "Brother Hei, can't we think of another way to let everyone get their wish?" It's so funny, so don't you do it? β
"Can everyone get their wish?" The black mother snorted: "Did you swallow the most important object for us, and still have many requirements?" You still want to ask the old master to find another way, right? Zhun Bao is even more laughing stock than this! β
"Ah...... That's goodbye......"
Mengqi was helpless, closed his mouth in frustration, and walked silently towards the back of the woods. The black mother didn't dare to get too close to him, first, for fear that he would not be able to get out, and secondly, for fear that the taste would be too impulsive and make her stomach sick.
Walking into a green bush, Mengqi squatted down to make a strange appearance. After living for so many years, he has only encountered diarrhea, and he has never had constipation. But after so many years of, no one has ever picked it up except my mother and stood in front of me at this time! How could he not be frightened and constipated?
But this time, the tragedy happened without warning, and the reason for the tragedy was that the memory was too poor, and the unfortunate stomach was so hungry that he ate the only dream bead left in his belly pocket......
"Hey, Brother Qi has been holding back for so long, it's time to come out, right? Wait any longer, I'm afraid I won't see Zhong Kui tonight! If I didn't see Zhong Kui in time, would there be something wrong with Luban No. 7? Saving people is like fighting fire, don't let us down! β
Across a few puffs of grass, the black mother urged locally, looking at his appearance, what is it called nervousness? It's like sitting in a classroom.
Mengqi replied with a sad face: "Brother, why do you always like to make up a bunch of clever things in the world, just like constipation, from the primeval era to the king year, I broke out a constipation crisis!" β
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, otherwise the old master's new idea will be hard to guarantee that he will put his hand in your stomach and pull it out!" The Black Mother scares viciously.
"Oh my god, there's a more shocking way!"
Mengqi was so shocked that he was sweating, and he was busy and began to shake his belly......
"Saint, such a golden soup is really not something that ordinary people can endure!"
The old master leaned against a tree and sighed, he was different from the excitement of the Black Mother, who was clapping desperately because of the smoky smell that had erupted, and he had to sigh a few words first, according to the custom.
Hei Mu was not dizzy no matter how excited she was, who should do whose part was unambiguous, and he shouted to the old master: "Master, teacher, after my vigorous encouragement, Brother Qi not only completed the task, but also turned what he did into thin work, which will be more helpful for your old man to analyze the work." Hurry up and find it, otherwise it will change its flavor after a long time, and you will probably have to cover your nose and run. β
"This ......"
The black mother gave an ultimatum, how could the old master still have the heart to chat with the ancients, so he could only endure the disgust and say hello.
Reluctantly walked over, he asked Mengqi to lift his pants and walk away, pulled the placket of his shirt to plug his nose, and began to analyze the poop pattern.
The black mother could leave or stay, but he sniffed hard and walked to the old master's side.