The solemnity of that day was thoroughly famous in the third battalion of recruits.

When the recruits of the whole battalion sat under the big tree in the camp after eating the meat buns and soybean milk prepared by the cooking class for the first day of the Lunar New Year, stroking their round bellies and enjoying the half-training treatment of the New Year, they ran into the camp like a mourning dog with a gun and a backpack under the chase of the dark green three-wheeled nephew at the battalion headquarters that was specially used to send documents to the regiment headquarters.

This year, messed up.

In the second row, there are two people who are the most unhappy during the New Year.

One is Zhang Yan who cheated during the assessment, and the other is the solemnity of secretly smoking when the air defense is hidden.

On the night of the first day of the Lunar New Year, all the three battalions of recruits gathered and drove to the regimental headquarters dozens of kilometers away to attend the New Year's party.

The evening party of the troops is very distinctive.

Unlike other places, although there are songs and dances, most of them are men's worlds.

Except for the people from the group army performance team invited by the regiment, the rest of the programs were temporarily rehearsed by the male soldiers of Qing Yishui.

For example, most of them are "Yellow River Cantata", or sketches, cross talk and Shandong Allegro.

Then there is the hard qigong performance of the spy company......

Well, hard qigong again......

Zhuang Yan had no interest in these not-so-high male soldier programs, and a group of big men from the field army were dancing and singing on stage. As a result, dancing and dancing like punching, singing like fighting with too much force.

It was the female soldiers who attracted solemn attention.

There are no female soldiers in the regiment, and these female soldiers are at least from the performance team above the division level.

A total of eight female soldiers.

The performance is a dance called "Little Basket".

Before the performance began, there was a huge commotion when the female soldiers first entered the arena.

In the entire open-air playground, all the male soldiers were talking, and their eyes were glued to the female soldiers, and if the lights were turned off, they would immediately flash a stunning green light.

If it weren't for the officers present who shook the scene, the veteran oilers would probably have whistled.

"I said Lao Guo, what are you excited about?"

Looking at Guo Xiangyang's kindergarten doll next to him, seeing the young lady dancing and slapping his palms, he couldn't help but shudder him.

"These female soldiers are also at an ordinary level, you haven't seen a woman at home?"

Guo Xiangyang, who was honest, was unmoved, and still slapped his slap loudly: "Female soldiers! Solemn, this is a female soldier! It's rare! ”

solemnly snorted and said, "I glanced at it just now, but it's just a passing level." ”

Guo Xiangyang said: "Can it be the same? This puts on a military uniform, and the temperament is completely different, what is that called...... What is Ying? ”

"Heroic and cool, huh?" Majestine rolled his eyes.

Guo Xiangyang hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's heroic!" Down! ”

He gave a thumbs up.

solemnly looked left and right, and really felt that the appearance of these female soldiers was ordinary.

However, it's really like what the cigarette said, wearing a military uniform, this girl's temperament is indeed different, and it is a little more interesting.

The reason why Zhuang Yan didn't like these female soldiers was because when the female soldiers entered the field, their chins were almost facing the sky, and their walking posture was so proud, there was a cold and arrogant taste.

"It's all ordinary appearance, as far as our old Guo likes to see." In order to seek recognition, solemn turned his head to the solemn man sitting next to him and said: "Serious, you come to evaluate the theory, are these female soldiers very generalized?" ”

He smiled seriously and said, "I agree with you. ”

solemnly and proudly, he turned his head to Guo Xiangyang on the side and said, "Old Guo, I said that you have little knowledge, right?" ”

After that, I suddenly thought about it, and when I looked back, I seriously asked a question that I suddenly remembered but had been hidden in my heart for a long time: "Serious, you kid is so familiar with the army, give me a science popularization, why are the female soldiers on TV when I am at home more beautiful than the other, but these female soldiers I have seen since I came to the army, not to mention crooked melons and cracked dates, but they completely subvert my consistent impression?" ”

Serious hehe smiled and said, "You kid don't understand this, right?" ”

solemnly said: "Tell me, what doorway?" ”

I looked left and right seriously, and made sure that the squad leader and platoon commander didn't pay attention to this side, so I whispered: "In the army, the number of female soldiers is very limited, so generally speaking, it is more expensive than our male soldiers." Only women are recruited in communications companies and field hospitals above the division level, and then in group armies, military districts and headquarters. Most of the female soldiers you usually see on TV are from the art troupe, or some female soldiers engaged in logistics support and theatrical performances at the headquarters communication terminal or in the region, many of them are specially recruited, and they are all one in a million, of course they are good-looking."

solemnly suddenly realized: "So that's what happened...... But ......"

He asked again: "Aren't the girls who enlist in our local army beautiful?" ”

Serious smiled again: "Yes, of course there are good-looking ones." But the good-looking ones were selected to go to the military region first, then to the group army, and finally the rest were assigned to our division......"

Zhuang Zhuang thought about it, and suddenly couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.

Hearing the laughter, Yin Xiancong stood up from the team suddenly, turned his head and glared at Zhuang Yan fiercely: "Zhuang Zheng, don't you think you haven't run hard enough in the morning?" Now you want to run back to our company from the regiment? ”

The regimental headquarters is at least thirty kilometers away from the battalion headquarters.

Thinking of this, he solemnly stuck out his tongue and quickly closed his mouth.

But he finally understood why the female soldiers in the division headquarters were generalized.

The female soldiers' performance was perfect, and it was time for the finale, the hard performance of the spy company.

Solemn and unable to sit still.

He wasn't interested in this kind of ping-pong show of opening bottles and splitting bricks, so he turned his head to pick up Xu Xingguo, who was sitting behind him.

"Xu typical, what is your specialty! Or, let's go to the battalion commander now to register and ask him to tell the regiment commander that the two of us will come on stage on behalf of the new comrades of the third battalion to perform a qigong and brick-opening program finale? ”

Xu Xingguo really didn't want to provoke or deal with solemnity, so he snorted and said, "Boring!" ”

Then he didn't speak again.

The New Year's Day party on this day was spent in such a boredom.

After solemnly and solemnly discussing the topic of female soldiers, there was no squeak.

He didn't want to get in trouble again.

Today is already unlucky, I ran a full ten kilometers back to the camp early in the morning, and I almost didn't run out of breath, and my legs are still weak.

However, he never thought that if people were unlucky, they would hurt their heels when they farted.

Soon, he understood the profound meaning of the old adage that "disaster does not come alone".

When the performance was over and the soldiers of the three battalions were assembled, the battalion commander Teng Wenji stood in front of the team and once again called the solemn name.

"Solemn! Dequeue! ”

The solemn scalp is numb all at once!

What the heck!?

Out of the queue again!?

He is now extremely sensitive to the word "out of the ranks", and he already has a phobia.